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Hello adv, how the blithering fuck does one fully eradicate McAfee from your windows 10 device. I have already cleared it from programfiles.etc. but the little fucker is persistently on. Help?

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I don't know why but I started to feel pressure inside my upper body when I take a breath, I also sometimes have backpain when I breath in.... It came out of nowhere what to do?

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basically i'm 19 and my body count is 8.

some were serious relationships (2 years) and others only lasted months. only one was a hookup. most of it happened after i left my ex, because i was naive and assumed that the relationships would work out so i could go ahead and have sex with them

i'm studying in a super difficult area, IQ 132 so im not an idiot roastie, just was depressed and made some bad decisions after my ex

im not really specifically looking to settle down, but recently i found a perfect half asian guy on tinder who's also studying something worthwhile/ we have a lot in common etc

i would be very interested in starting something serious with him if the first couple months go well.

anyway, i want to be honest with him about my body count but i don't want him to see me as a pump and dump because the last two guys i attempted to date saw me like that and bailed

i feel like i would have more credibility if i said i only fucked a couple people

what do

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I met this girl years ago when we were both children in primary school. We had a romance brewing up since the very first day I met her. No other person in this world has made me feel this way. So let me tell you my current tragedy, if you're interested.

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So I have no friends which I am extremely ashamed about if people find out.

like they will think I'm a going postal type cos of it.

now the main reason why I don't have friends is that when I went through depression I ghosted everyone and became a complete shut in for a few years.

so becuase of that i feel quite awkward and insecure of people finding out I have no friends or social life.

like for the most part I have always been a homebody and prefer having a lot of alone time but it's still something I am ashamed of if ppl find out that I don't even have 1 friend to call on.

how truthful should I be about this aspect of my life to ppl? like at work if they ask me how was my weekend.

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Ive fucked up /adv/, couldn't lose my virginity on my 21st birthday to some 8/10 bird because I'm too fucking socially retarded, her friend even told me at my own party that she wanted to hook up, I dont think ive ever been this disappointed with myself in my entire life.

At the very least, ive added her on facebook and weve talked a little, is there any hope of salvaging the situation to get the desired outcome? I don't want to become a wizard.

>tl;dr OP is an autistic faggot who skipped on losing his virginity how can we fix it?

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Heya, what's the most surefire way of killing myself? I'm not familiar with which methods have the which mortality rate. Thanks!

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Will this scar?
How do I treat scars?

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I'm an extremely jealous person, and extremely paranoid to the point that I think it would seriously hurt myself in a relationship.

How do I fix this. I need to learn to trust.

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So, for years growing up I had a friend who was a friend of my older brother's. We started talking when I was 11 and he was 22. We talked every day online until very late at night, I spent time at his house, sometimes until 4am, we went out to movies and on drives in his car, etc. We flirted a lot and spoke to each other like partners, but we never had sex or anything close, and he didn't try to.

My mom knew where I was going and was fine with it. My brother actually set us up so I would have someone to be a surrogate brother when he went to grad school, and my other siblings didn't do anything.

Years later, I asked my mom, "Didn't you know we were basically dating? Why did you let me go over to a grown man's house as a preteen?"

She said, "Well, he was such a geek, I didn't think he'd do anything."

This is...weird, right? It's tripping me out that everyone knew about this and nobody did anything

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After doing multiple mbti tests turns out i'm an ESTJ, which is in fact the most hated personality type and apparently every other personality type wants people like me to be skinned alive with a rusty spoon, kinda explains why i still don't have any real close friends or significant others at 21, never had, probably never will.
How do i deal with this? Should i consider changing myself or do i just adapt to it?

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Guys, help. i get a new gf after my long term relationship ended, but it seems my dick wont work properly now. I mean i used to be fuck like beast, can cum 3 times in a row and didnt have erection problems. In meantime I watched tons of porn after my long term gf broke with me. Oh btw i fucked up mentally after my ex gf broke with me cuz it was 3 years long relationship and she was fucking with my friend all along.

So why my dick is not working right, is this of porn or still ex gf trauma or anxiety of "what if i mess up" (i also have anxiety problems btw)? I get hard as rock erection while hugging my new gf or kissing her but when it comes sex, my libido just vanish. I also didnt really love or like my new gf but still its nice to hang out with her.

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Math major here, what's the best way to quickly and efficiently take notes on a computer?
Is it possible to use Latex for taking notes in math classes? Is there a good tutorial you could recommend?

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Come, anon. Take a seat right there opposite me. Are you comfortable? Good. Very good.

So, what do you want to talk about? Don't be scared. What's bothering you? What is keeping you from reaching happiness?

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Last week i went to my parents house to me them meet my gf for the first time, we stayed over night and all was fine, everyone was happy, it was my first girl i ever introduced to my mother (im 22 y o )
for background info, when i was a teen we used to fight alot with my mom, i moved away at age 16, we had no real contact till my 20th birthday. So i was really happy everything went that smooth last weekend.
Yesterday i was skyping with my little brother (we aint got much contact too in the last years but i love him more then anyone else in my family, now he is 14 and its easier to catch contact with him then earlier)
He was sitting in the living room and i tried to explain him some game. i hear my mom at the background talking russian (we're immigrates in Europe) my lil brother was born in europe and doesnt speak russian, so my mother didnt expect he skypes with me, because he is playing games with his friends via skype since he is 10 (minecraft and stuff)
Now is the big point.
I thought everything was fine, my mom liked my girl, she should be proud that i got a beatiful and clever girl. But all i heard yesterday was:
''Idk why she is with him, he is a filth and she an angel, its like he put magic on her'' (my mom religious and believes in black magic and stuff...)
''He dont deserve such a woman, if she leaves him, everything he will meet will be worse than her''

I dreamed the whole night bout it,a few hours ago i woke up near my girl and fucking started crying cuz it got me right in the fucking feels. I fucking never cry! but how is my question, how can a mother say such things about her child? my biggest dream is to have a good and wealthy family not like that one i had when i was a kid.
I dont know what to do, should i confront my mother to this and tell her i know what she still thinks bout me or should i let it be?