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>print some ads that say: Girls and young women needed, guaranteed satisfaction, a whatsapp number and some pictures with a hot model and cash
>photocopy
>paste it around my college and neightboorhood
is this too autistic?
have anyone done something similar?
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>>18041237
what are you trying to accomplish?
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>>18041240
meet women.
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>>18041243
What happens when they find out they're not going on a date with Derek Zoolander?
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Did I get fucking genital herpes?
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I wouldn't make this thread if I had health insurance, but I don't, so I'm looking for advice.
I'm 25 years old, never been diagnosed with an STD before.
>I had unprotected sex with this girl a bit before or after New Year's
>Fell asleep without washing my dick (i'm uncircumsized)
>Get what I thought was a yeast infection. My dick got itchy and it would have white shit on it, but not smegma because I shower 1-2 times a day
>Eat yogurt and yeast infection symptoms pass in less than a week
>Mid-january, talking to new girl
>Hook up at her place, she's drunk and aggressively grinds on me through my jeans, gives me what I thought was a friction burn on my shaft (I've had one before so I recognized this)
>Morning after sex she gives me a blowjob, it burns from what seemed to be the friction burn
>Avoid sex and masturbation after friction burn
At some point in mid-January a small skin colored bump appeared on the head of my penis, near the urethra. Two similar, small bumps appeared around the same area on the head. These were painless and did not itch. Over the past week or week and a half I developed a slight burning near the urethra. I could not tell if the pain was on the bumps or in the urethra, but it became clear that it was inside the urethra.
Two days ago the pain peaked when I had moderate-severe burning after masturbating. I bought cranberry juice yesterday and have been drinking that, and it's helped, which leads me to believe it could be a UTI. That leaves the bumps unexplained though.
Does this sound like herpes? I have read that the pain/itching should precede herpes, and maybe that's what the yeast infection was? Again, I'm mainly worried because I do not have health insurance so it is a bit expensive to go to the clinic.
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It could be anything really. No one here can give you an accurate diagnosis. Herpes is pretty much the least of your worries when it comes to STDs though.
Also, fun fact: you most likely already have herpes anyways, even if that's not what's caused your dick problems.
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>>18041241
Yeah, I've learned my lesson about using condoms....
I guess I need to go to the clinic and pay up $$$
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>>18041229
You gotta yeast infection dude.
Take garlic supplements and make a mixture of vinegar and water and pour on the spot while in the tub. It burns like hell, but it clears it up.
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>talking to girl
>hitting it off pretty well
>look at her IG, it has a link to her tumblr
>tumblr is filled with reblogged pussy and lesbian pics
Is it weird to be turned off by this? For me it's just like a woman finding out some dude is really into bareback gay porn. I know 99% of women would be grossed out by that.
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>>18041189
Why ask if it's weird or not? It's your feelings, own them. If you have an issue with it I'm unsure it can be "rationalized away". I mean if it's turning you off too much then move on to another girl. I don't really see what your issue is, honestly.
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>>18041217
I guess my issue would be hypersexuality and wanting a girl who worships the D just as I worship only the vagina. I think it has to do with not something I'm not able to provide, maybe.
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chances are she doesn't give a shit because she's a lesbian. People don't post that many pictures of things just because.
If you think you have a chance this is your moment to realize that you didn't have a shot from the beginning, despite you thinking you were hitting it off, she was most likely being nice.
chances are she's not even interested to you in the first place, go find someone else.
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Is it true that a relationship will never happen unless both people like each other from the start? I made many threads and the feedback is mostly "move on its a waste of time" "you cant "win her over"" when i put replies like this together it appears as only way for a relationship to work is the latter, is this just 4chan/adv/ being cynical or actual people talking from experience?
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>>18041140
I once started talking to a girl, wasnt sure if she was partner material or not. We hung out a few times and texted every day. eventually we had sex once or twice, then for some reason I felt like she wasnt dating material. Kinda messed her up, but still texted every day and we became pretty close. 3 months later we started hanging out again and I fell for her really hard. Then we dated for almost 2 years. Then I realized she wasnt good for me and we broke up. It can happen, it just depends.
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>>18041140
Yes.
Chemistry is instinctual. Attraction is instinctual. You either have it from the beginning or you don't.
You can grow fond of a person, but you'd miss a large part of the relationship.
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Nothing is impossible really, but yeah, immediate chemistry/attraction to a certain degree is most likely going to make or break all chances.
It doesn't mean that "love at first sight" is absolute or even a thing, it just means that there is something that will click immediately that will put you two in each other's "potential" basket. It's from there on out that you will move out of the potential basket, to either "date material" or "nevermind."
But if there's absolutely nothing to build off of, it's just not gonna happen.
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I'm a straight edge. No smoking, drinking, or drugs.
Any tips to find others like me? Feels like 80% of people my age spend all day drinking or smoking pot.
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>>18040916
do what you like to do. when that bores you reverse engineer it.
like reading comics? draw one. playing games? make one. watching omvies? film one.
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>>18040916
Y tho? I dont really smoke weed (tried it at parties, I found I really dont like it) but drink with friends or a little at dinner with my parents for instance. Straight edge people always come off as "oooh we so not into that stuff everyone does, we're co0ool". Dont abuse substabces but theres nithinh wrong with enjoying a good wine or a few beers. You're missing out pal.
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>>18040916
Do things you enjoy and meet people through your hobbies. Hang out with them. Avoid people who routinely get shitfaced drunk, or smoke weed all day, and that's it.
I am straight edge but I don't mind being around people drinking or smoke weed a bit, as long as they do it moderately. Don't let your choices limit you as a human being.
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Supposedly the vagina can accommodate any penis. Then why can't I penetrate my girlfriend??? Why is it so hard for my stupid dick to go all the way through her? I can only get the tip in without bending out of place and losing erectness. If I'm the only 18 year old like this I want to know what I did to anger god.
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>>18040713
Probably aren't getting her wet enough. Try more foreplay.
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>>18040718
She seemed pretty wet and enjoyed. I just think I was meant to suffer. My stupid body can't even prooerly cum and enjoy it
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>>18040718
Do I have impotence?
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How do I get my friend to stop being a slut? 2017-02-11 04:11:27 Post No.18040246
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How do I get my friend to stop being a slut?
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My best friend is only 23 years old, yet she's already been with like a dozen guys. However, she doesn't see that there's anything wrong with what she's doing. How do I get her to stop whoring herself out to random guys?
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>>18040246
It is really not your fucking business.
Let her do whatever she thinks is right for her and don't bother her.
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>>18040246
>How do I get her to stop whoring herself out to random guys and fuck me instead?
kek
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>>18040246
>You need to stop having sex because it makes me uncomfortable
The fucking autism. I wish I could see the look on her face when OP says it
24 years old, married my first girlfriend. I love her and I'm satisfied with my marriage. However I really like getting attention from other women. Hell, I even like the attention I get from gay men. My wife is everything I want in a relationship but she is very plain-looking. When she compliments me on how I look, it doesn't feel that nice. I want to know that someone attractive finds me attractive. Lately I've been feeling down and I feel like I need an ego boost and my wife isn't really good at making me feel attractive so I've considered making a Tinder account to see if "I've still got it."
How scummy does this make me?
How do I get the most value from this without having to meet up with someone?
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>married my first girlfriend
>I really like getting attention from other women
>she is very plain-looking
>Lately I've been feeling down
>I've considered making a Tinder account
I'm going to go out on a wild limb here and say that you are definitely not satisfied with your marriage and your wife is definitely not everything you want in a relationship.
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>>18039602
this is a bad path to go down regardless of marital status, it turns you into someone who needs validation. it starts with 'oh i just want to see my rate, im curious' and it ends with you posting the same pics of you from 5 years ago in /soc/ threads thirty times a day getting the same rates from the same people and lying to them about how they look so they lie to you about how you look,
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>>18039619
Yes, yes, I get it. But it's not really advice, is it?
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Is this nose considered big and/or ugly?
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>>18039201
kinda. you wont ever be a model, but honestly you pull off the hot girl with the rough around the edges look. judging by your iron maiden shirt, that look works out fine for you. i wouldn't worry.
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Nose isn't that bad, acne and squareish jaw work more against you. I'd suggest bangs personally.
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Yes, but, because I imagine you'd be self conscious about it, I'd be more inclined to ask you out because your standards may be lower.
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Wife complained about a Valentines Day that didn't even happen yet. She asked what we were doing and i told her dinner and a hotel (we have a bunch of kids so its impossible to be alone). She cringed. Do you think i should get based?
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Last year my boyfriend completely forgot about Valentine's day. I bought him a "best father in the world" cake on father's day just to get him worried.
Why did she complain? Did she say something about it?
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>>18038443
Oh we have been going through some stuff so i think she wants me to impress her. I thought she wanted to spend time with me.
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>>18038431
>i told her dinner and a hotel (we have a bunch of kids so its impossible to be alone)
That is so boring and cliche. If you go ahead with this, you better have something that'll blow her socks off at the restaurant or hotel.
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I want to break up with my GF of 8 years. It isn't that we hate each other, I just feel we are not compatible any longer and I don't want to lead her on. The problem is that she has no money and would not be able to live on her own. She has no other friends she can live with nearby and her mother is three states over. I have no idea how to break up with her without ending up pushing her out onto the streets, and I still care for her too much to do that.
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Buy her a plane ticket to her moms state then give it to her when you break up with her
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>>18041154
It's permissible to give her some warning and to try to get her to a place where she can take care of herself (or where someone else will agree to do it for her).
Depending where you live, there may be social services that can assist her as well.
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>>18041154
>I just feel we are not compatible any longer
What do you mean by this?
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How do I tell my girlfriend Iwant to try scissiring with her without her freaking out? Yes I'm a man but I really get off on the idea of having her pussy juices rubbed all over my dick and balls.
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Why should she freak out?
>baby, i want to rub our bodies together
>ERMAGERD YOU DISGUSTING FREAK
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>>18041098
She'll reluctantly say "yes" and it will be the most awkward thing ever when you actually do it.
Trust me bro, just don't.
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>>18041116
So you are saying I should cheat?
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Treatment for ADHD(ADD)? 2017-02-11 10:05:41 Post No.18041062
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Iv started to notice my senses have become quite load recently after I've started playing a racing game I found on steam(some wipeout clone),My attention is starting to home in on sounds, everything is abit noticeable and I can recall alot better these past few days which I found odd since nothing has changed in my habits except is one factor.
For those on ADHD meds, do you have similar experiences?
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> my senses have become quite load recently
Literally what did you mean by this, re-write this sentence and expand on it please.
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>>18041102
I wouldnt say "louder" but more noticeable,like more files are sticking to my web that is my attention than before.
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I have about 1000hrs in csgo solo que. I shut down stupid emotional outbursts very well now, and I also learned to foster cooperation where there isn't any. It's been a benefit in my life.
They found that gamers who play very difficult games (like masochistically hard) usually expect to exceed at real life scenarios, because they're easy by comparison.
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Can I release an app for an non-profit organization without asking their permission? I made the app on my free time and I am not affiliated with the organization.
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as long as you don't make any money off it and it's specified in your app that it wasn't made by someone affiliated with the organization you'll be fine.
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>>18040730
Is there any laws that say I can't do this?
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>>18040736
That say you can't do what? Anyways, the answer to that question will almost always be "depends on where you live".
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I've been to a couple of Catholic masses as I've been reading the bible and have cause to become Christian as it's helped me find peace.
A told a Christian friend of mine about my new found faith and he's invitied me to a protestant service tommorow. I'm more leaning toward the Catholic church despite not being able to following the masses properly quite yet. Would it be fine to attend a protestant service simply to become more educated on Christianity or should I stick to one division of Christdom?
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>>18040716
Or you could just stop believing in lies. That's always an option.
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>>18040719
Shut the fuck up degenerate
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>>18040739
>christian "love"