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>is the brexit gonna affect this?

lol ya

Don't do it, there are no jobs here either.

>>18044461
How do you know? What about the 3 million other EU citizens currently there?

>>18044463
There are more than 10 times as many jobs in my field tho.

Three way?

>>18044440

ur best friend male or female?

dump your gf, she deserves better than you
after that kys

I fucking hate job ads like these but they work really well at cutting the number of people who bother to apply so you're almost guaranteed to get an interview.

You know those funny tinder bios? Try out something like that. List your experience and achievements in a humorous way.

They're going to hire a fat slob who does nothing but preach.

Why the fuck are you not looking at job openings for REAL jobs instead? Did you major in psychology or some shit?

>>18044407
i never went to college desu.

>They're going to hire a fat slob who does nothing but preach.
do you think my 7 years of 4chan experience will suffice?

>>18044403
>You know those funny tinder bios? Try out something like that. List your experience and achievements in a humorous way.

desu this sounds really good and it's probably my safest option.

now..how to begin....

Even if anyone has some words of hope for me it would go a long way. This has been the worst time of my life.

>>18044378
please

>>18044355
Age, gender and location?

She was a lesbian tho

>>18044324

this post wasn't funny or edgy the first 100 times.

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>>18044342

I disagree.

It's funny when you mail literary garbage like this to liberal newspapers and the fuckers are dumb enough to actually believe it AND publish it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDF-8khS3w

You're bisexual, sometimes that'll go from one spectrum to another. It's a safe bet a few of your straight guy friends did gay things growing up. You'd be surprised how many guys repress those memories, and get angry at openly gay people. If women don't turn you on at all you're completely gay. Otherwise you haven't settled for anyone yet and there's nothing wrong with that. Men make fun of each other as a way to cope with lack of emotional support, women go the other way and shower each other in affection. Be it real or fake, but most of these cunts are fake to each other and men.

Maybe I should add that I don't feel affection towards men, aswell. As in, I don't feel funny when I see them and all there is to them is their cock, if at all.
I really don't know how I can figure this shit out. Am I into women? If so, why is it so boring to look at them? Why am I so desperate for their affection? And do I want something sexual from them? I doubt it...

>>18044317
>Otherwise you haven't settled for anyone yet
and that is my problem. I could never get into a romantic relationship with a man, but the sexual part is confusing me extremely.

Good thing you left this til the last minute!

>buy someone a violin because they said they wanted to play 'some day'
You buy them some lessons not a whole fucking instrument.

>>18044274
Why would you buy something for "some day"? Some day means never.
I don't think people can advise you anything since we hardly know your gf preference etc.

I'm not talking about gifts. I just want ideas for things to do for her or with her that are romantic and not played out. You know, like candles and flowers etc but different.

>>18044256
Sounds like you've got a sex addiction mang. You'll probs need some therapy or whatever they do for that

Yeah it just sounds like you aren't meant for relationships.

>>18044267

I'm thinking that may be the problem -- but then, I ask both myself and my mates if someone else in my situation (luck with women) would do the same.

>>18044282

That's what I'm afraid of. There's girls I fall for, but they're always taken, and I tell myself I'd do good with any of those. Even the girl from the OP -- she's in a LDR, and I'm with her until she leaves for another city.

Thanks, guys.

If nothing else, i would have liked if she explained herself. I was simply not attractive to her, my conversation bored her (because if this is the case, i would insist on a second chance. we did have interests in the same category of things), met someone who was more interesting than me, ANY REASON / perhaps constructive criticism. As they say, the unknown is the scariest.

I can see that my chances are astronomically small, but if anyone has an advice which could be a long shot, i'm willing to listen.
Apart from that, i'd appreciate if someone could console me because this feels terrible. I am prepared to someone rejecting me after seeing my picture (i'm not ugly but i'm not gorgeous either. perhaps a 6) or if our interests do not seem compatible. But the fact that she completely ignored me after meeting is killing me.

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>>18044231
>>18044230

Get over it. Move on. Sometimes people won't like you and there will not be any explanation. The world very seldom provides people with the opportunity to neatly tie up all their loose ends with a nice bow. That shit isn't real life. Get that idea out of your head going forward, because sometimes chaos will happen regardless of your understanding of it and if you ever hope to be a functional adult you're going to have to learn to accept that.

It doesn't matter. Quit dwelling on it. It happened, now its done. Next girl. We're not going to sit here and make wild, uneducated speculations about what happened and neither should you.

>>18044230
Listen up faggot.

You say she could spend 5 min to respond, but you're comparing your time vs her time. You literally have no other prospects. Meanwhile, she's probably being bombarded with dozens of other emails requesting dates. That's the difference between your time and her time.

No one is obligated to explain or give you time. Maybe she just likes to date around and experience different people. Who knows, move the fuck on.

And if you realize that you don't often meet people, then do something with your life that would change it and stop crying about it.

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>>18044216

>Is it pathetic to degrade myself in an attempt to bring smiles and laughter to others?

Yes. It can be funny in small bursts but being around someone who constantly talks shit about themselves, jokingly or not, is like being stuck with shower with a hot fart. Its stifling. Its extremely tiresome and it'll dry up every vagina in the room.

>>18044216
You're a good person for doing this but you have to understand that it's not the only form of humor even if it's better than hurting others.
I would not laugh at/with a person who is self deprecating but instead try to understand.
Being depressed most of the time and with Valentine's day coming even more, I would never wish on any other soul my suffering, except maybe on those without heart because they need to know what we endure.

>>18044225
I don't go out of my way to convince people I'm a piece of shit, I'll just answer "Well, I'd have to have been awake to be able to tell you. I guess they just decided to pass me because they were sick of looking at me" in response to being asked "How did you do in school?" for example.

>>18044185
make her a card that says happy obligation day

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>tfw no gf

>>18044185
After 1 month, don't go overboard. Give her like 1 flower or something small.

>>18044178
Unless something drastic has happened or a culmination of events.

>>18044202
I recently live on my own. Pay the rent, pay the bills, expenses for a living etc. I started to care too much about money and all. I haven't got a stable job yet so what I made is very little. At work I started to care and try to get even only 2 or 3 cents of tips. To the point that I guess everybody else can sense it.
I put my profit on top and started to fight back, didn't let people take advantage on me anymore. But the point is I don't know if what I do is right since the bullying thing are from my perspective. I don't know what life has made me become anymore.

>>18044239
Real life changes people. Looks like you're looking out for number 1 when you're faced with reality. This is normal shit. As long as you have perspective on your changes and if you decide that it's within your realm of desire.

a plant stooge or shill

>>18044171
A Jew, a false flagger

What the fuck are you talking about?

cry yourself to sleep. then you find a place where you can go with people. find some friends (it will happen). and after that just sort yourself out.

>>18044156
First, you need to relax and sit back. Everything you see on TV isn't real life. Don't measure your life to what you think is "normal." Just focus on life skills, job skills, and living a healthy life. Everything else will fall into place. As gay as that sounds, it works when you focus on those 3 things.

>>18044221
What are life skills ?

>>18044060
You are insensitive, that seems to be an issue

>>18044060

lol wow ur so cool lol

>>18044060
>>alpha genes kick in I scare him away

Literally the least alpha thing you can do.