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>>18048780
Okay.

>>18048780
welp, you snooze, you loose, bucko.
better luck next time!
NEXT CONTESTANT!

>leading me on

Probably not. You only saw what you wanted to see.

>>18048688
Fuck off.

I'm Not lying
E:/He's really not lying.

how did you meet her ? if you see her often just come to her, tell her staight you find her pretty cute and ask her if she wants to watch a movie drink coffee or someting.

Lost case*

>>18048646

Looks normal enough. I wouldn't worry if I were you.

>>18048646
Wouldn't worry about hairline, "mature" hairline can be sexy as fuck.

Run

>Captcha: Click the stop signs
Appropriate

She's looking for a dumbass provider for her, get the fuck out.

>>18048600
Pump her and dump her. What the fuck.

Unless you're one of those types who thinks, "She is impure, and therefore I cannot and will not touch her."

Fuck them and fuck her too. If someone abuses you, you don't owe them jack shit

>>18048603
Can confirm, you leave that existence and STAY GONE because you know, deep down, what turmoils and peril you faced, and in the end, dealing with such peril wasn't worth it...except only to make you aware of such people in the future.

Point is, fuck the entire fucking family for guilting you to do something that they should know isn't right for you.

t. a man who regularly takes shit from an old crone as her entire fucking family gang up on not only me, but also MY fucking family, both dead and alive.

I'm just about to leave this cunt forever, and move to a new state, and will hope it stays that way. Should she ever follow me at this point, I have a right to fucking end her.

>>18048603

This. People will never understand.

I remember reading an article of a woman who was abused by her mom most of her life. She fought with herself over whether she should invite her mother to her wedding before she died and to go visit her on her death bed. In the end she decided not to do either of those things and she described her mothers death as a form of liberation.

I think you can find the article if you google "i didnt invite my abusive mother to my wedding and didnt visit her on her death bed"

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>>18048591
I'd say probably capable of having several at once, but not for an extent period of time.

Unless you own your own firm, you could fill all the positions yourselves. It's so crazy it just might work.

My mom was an attorney before she snapped and took me to another country when I was a child.

So, maybe for a little while at least!

>>18048591
Depends on how severe it is.My mother used to be productive before she lost it, now she is too sick or still lost in her funk to work again..

>>18048564
Wait.

.....what?

>>18048564

Don't take that so personal, she likely didn't mean to insult you by that but it is an understandable question to have. She probably meant it to be a compliment as much as she could.

Just keep on your path, if she's interested in you and you in her despite the comment then keep on at it. Your reaction is unwarranted, though if it makes you feel better then maybe you should find a way to rationally and calmly express to her how it made you feel.

>>18048575
I don't even know why I took it so badly. I just felt a tsunami of shame wash through me.

You are probably right it was an unwarranted reaction though now I feel like I have made a fool of myself twice.

Ever heard of voicemail?

I mean ffs, it literally fills every single one of your concerns. Otherwise, any texting app worth their snot has the ability to send audio messages.

>>18048456
That does the job technically, but what I am thinking is something a little streamlined. I am talking about potentially like 3 or 4 messages an hour. I don't really want to be dealing with "press..........1.......to......replay.......message". And it does not have the ability to organise and keep things tidy, and obviously doesn't have a visual UI I can use.

I thought about WhatsApp or Kik, but I have barely used WhatsApp and never used Kik. As far as I thought neither have the ability to label files or store them reliably/permanently. I could be wrong though, which is why I am here asking.

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>>18048455

I got what you need OP, it's called Voxer.
Its great, can send any file, voice clips etc..
You add participants in group chats and name them etc., no limits, all free.

My old military pals uses it as a radio channel for the entire troop, we call eachother up with call signs and pro RTX

What exactly is wrong with your face?

>>18048453
It's quite crispy.

>>18048460

Sounds tasty.

Most people like to live deliciously, I don't think it's your face.

>approaching more than 80 girls in facebook
Clearly, spamming friend invites is the same thing as approaching a girl in real life.

>>18048442
I've approached more than 20 girls IRL, and got over a dozen phones.

Is all worthless.

keep projecting faggot.

>>18048445
>I failed in doing something that 99.99% of the world is successful at
I'm glad that obnoxious shitheads like you are an evolutionary dead end.

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>>18048372

I'm confus, are you asking about dating coworkers or wanting people to write a card for you? You sure are a lazy fuck when you can't even be bothered to ask for something in a good way...

>Lurker
>Thinks it's a good idea to type like an idiot
Hi, 9gag

Not from ninefag and no I'm not lazy jus an asshole looking for sum adv... I just want to impress a girl I've been seeing for a while at work... I'd appreciate sumthin

I've had friends like you. We never lose respect for you, fampai. We just know that something's wrong, but you won't let us in and help even though that's what we're here for. What can we do? Please don't push your friends away.

> find the truth
> seek the red pill

>>18048370

Some of them have, I can tell. It's mostly the immature one(s). I know four people who listen but it's hard for me to just come to them and ask for help.

>>18048387

A few of my friends took steroids and their lives have grown considerably better. I have them in my possession and my plan is that if life is still like this by time my next birthday comes around, then I'm done being a good person and trying to stick to the morals I believe in, like how I would like the world to be. I'll just lift and take the things I want even if it's not something I'd wish to see others do.

>I want to go work for a while before deciding what I want to do
Nobody has ever actually done this and been able to go back to school. Especially not some passionless NPC. You'll tell yourself that you've forgotten how to study before it's even been a year.

>introverted
No. You're socially awkward and don't have the balls to socialize. There's a difference.

>I don't want to spend money unnecessarily
Then get a STEM degree. The first 2 years are all the same anyway so you have time to think about it and meet some people who are taking classes. Get all those Calculus and Physics courses out of the way ASAP.

>>18048322
>I don't want to be too late
What is 'too late'? There were people in my class in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and older. There were former housewives, and I think there was one guy who had spent a decade or two in prison too.

Take a year or two off, get some job and think about what you want to do.

I really don't suggested studying STEM like >>18048326 says, STEM degrees aren't that flexible and your major dictates what you end up working in. You pick a major you don't like, and you end up with a degree that's pretty much useless.

>>18048329
>STEM degrees aren't that flexible and your major dictates what you end up working in.
Yeah it sucks that my Civil Engineering degree means that I can only work in traffic, transportation, public works, environmental, structural, or geotechnical fields and the respect to branch out into other things like IT, research, and tutoring. Whereas a Philosophy degree means that you can get a job as a Philosophy instructor at a community college.

>>18048307
>I can't quit porn because
>If I don't masturbate I
I think you already know the solution OP, you just don't wanna do it

>>18048315

I don't want to have sex?

I am shy and don't have girls in my immediate life

>>18048317
No dumb ass. You fix this by not jacking off three times a day

Not even my mcdonalds crispy chicken with extra bacon helped to get a response?

>>18048337
Nope. Liking stupid lolrandumb childish garbage is the source of both of your problems.

>>18048259

Are you the person that you want to be?

If you have that then you should be solid.