How reasonable is it for a 20 year old NEET high school dropout in Poland to learn programming or some other useful skill and get hired without a diploma?
Programming is the shittiest field ever.
Elder wizards work for professional pay, consummate professionals work for 20-something pay, and 20-somethings usually work for free. Supply and demand will always govern your pay, and the copy-paste nature of programming code inflates the supply. If you're Polish, learn a job which uses your hands and feet. The people who write code for a living will pay you a week's salary per hour if you can fix their broken house for them.
>>18050105
i'm weak and inept physically. You can't just learn that, you need to go to school for XX years. Then you need to be good and marketable to even get hired, which is maybe 5% of all those people. Then you can start earning money.
I'll pass.
I'll pass.
>>18050105
Its shitty because its asocial and bad for your health. Eventually you get croocked back, mouse arm, become short sighted and so on.
But its not shit pay, not for 20 somethings, and its certainly not just copy paste if youre doing serious stuff.
Im currently taking part in implementing a new ledger system for a finnancial institution. You dont exactly want to lose any money, and you need to be able to deliver reports which are CORRECT despite everything that can go wrong going wrong.
Why is having only one relationship so looked down upon? I find that if I tell anyone that I've been with my first boyfriend for years they'll instantly try to encourage me to "put myself out there" or "get more experience". Is being in one relationship actually a bad thing if you're actually happy?
>>18050048
Can we just have a sticky on this board that says "Fuck what people say, do what you want to do"?
>>18050048
>Is being in one relationship actually a bad thing if you're actually happy?
Your so called "friends" are most likely jealous that you found a stable relationship and are happy, while they are not. They sound like bad people
>>18050048
everything is fine if you are happy, sex with randoms isn't nearly as fulfilling as a loving relationship
My dog just ate about 8 semi-sweet chocolate covered strawberries. He is around 20 lbs. Should I force him to throw up? Is this serious enough to take him to the vet? Pic related
Couldn't hurt, but this is really the wrong place to ask.
The lethal dose depends on the size of the dog and the type of chocolate. The killer serving is approximately one ounce of milk chocolate, one-third ounce of semisweet chocolate, or one-tenth ounce of baker's chocolate per pound of dog.
If your dog ate more than this, you need to induce vomiting by giving him 2-3 tbsp of hydrogen peroxide by mouth. Wait 15 minutes, then repeat if he doesn't vomit. This will bring up the contents of his stomach.
>>18050030
Take him to the vet, now.
>>18050030
GO TO THE VET, DON'T RISK YOUR DOGGOS LIFE
How do I stop being like Spock in social situations?
By withholding your opinion, aka shutting the fuck up.
>>18049985
Spock tends to be smooth af, tho. Embrace your Spockness by not giving a fuck.
>>18049985
That would be illogical.
I'm going on my first date soon with their brother. Senpai keeps repeating "don't be weird , I really hope my brother doesn't find you weird". Apparently im weird so I don't want to mess this up and im fucking nervous. Any tips on how to not fuck up on the date and on how to make a good first impression.
>>18049972
>with their brother
You've irredeemably fucked up now
>>18049972
Do weird things on purpose to take the edge off.
>>18049999
Quads of truth. Alright will do!
What things should I try to do everyday to continue to improve myself mentally and physically?
>>18049958
>mentally
read
>physically
work out
I'll send you an invoice
>>18049967
I already do both thanks m8
>>18049958
>Maintain a sleeping schedule which includes at least the hours from midnight until 6am
>Eat healthy, lots of vegetables and enough protein
>Include everyday exercise to each day (take the stairs, walk to places, etc.)
>Talk to people at least a bit daily to maintain a healthy social life
>Do new things regularly to avoid apathy and boredom
>Keep living space clean and well organized (improves clarity of mind too)
>Spend time outdoors, preferably somewhere out in the nature (decreases stress hormones)
This is sort of a broad question, but those are some helpful and simple things to do daily to improve the quality of life in general.
How come some people are just so good with people? They're likeable, they understand others, and people like to talk and open up to them. These people don't even have to be alphas, they're just very very good with people.
How can I become this person?
Some people are adaptable.
If you want to be adaptable AT ALL, then you need to escape the prole mindset of thinking of "people" as one single thing.
People are different. The most adaptable man knows his audience.
>>18049956
Git gud
Kill them jonny.
>am 21
>turn 22 in a month
>want to loose virginity before then
>no prostitutes
How do?
>>18049880
one word... Rape
Talk to women.
Seriously it's not hard, it's just really uncomfortable.
Im 29, i'd like to have kids before i turn 30.
What do?
So I scheduled a coffee date with a girl from OKC totally having forgotten that Tuesday was Valentine's Day.
Any reasons to think this is weird or going to deliver the wrong message or anything?
>>18049851
You should give her a lil kiss and thank her profusely for choosing you. Trust me, im a player
Don't mention it, just roll with it.
Let it mess with her head.
>>18049858
"Thank you for chooing faggot inc"
"We're happy to be of service to you."
I'm so autistic that I don't even know where to begin. How do you convince a girl to make out with you? How do you convince a girl to be your gf? How do you flirt? What is flirting? How do you initiate anything romantic with a girl? I can talk to girls just fine and they usualy enjoy talking with me, but achieving anything beyond that has always been a mystery to me. How does it work? Why does this come naturally to everyone else? Am I retarded?
>>18049840
>am I retarded
Sounds like it.
Try alcohol. Makes talking to girls easier.
>>18049848
I'm 20 and American and can't be assed to fake an id
>>18049859
What. Where im at alcohol is legal from 18 but a lot of places dont ask your ID, they just want to sell and teenagers are easy costumers. Is it really that hard to hang our with friends and drink? Get girls in there somewhere.
not feel good
help
>>18049780
>>>/doctor/
What's poppin, what symptoms
>>18049794
head hurts a bit feels kinda tight
everything hurts back legs
feel very weak
>>18049791
thought of going out to clinic or anywhere makes me feel like vomitting
So how are you supposed to start a conversation with a girl from a dating site?
I have no problems keeping the conversation going, but starting it seems awkward.
How about hi?
>>18049691
No shit, sherlock.
>>18049699
What's the problem, then?
I am 26 and still in college. Is there hope for me to get a good looking girlfriend?
I'm a 25 yr old manual labourer and I have a hot girlfriend
What could those two things possibly have to do with one another?
>>18049618
It's gonna be almost ten years and I can't finish (I'm lazy). So when I talk with a girl I like, I don't feel like the appropriate answer to the question 'what do you do?' is 'I've been trying to finish college for almost ten years.'.
So I just fucked the main electric door at my work. It was a pretty basic thing not to screw it and I still failed. Now I'm on the verge of crying because of how dumb I am. What do?
if you have the money call an electrician
if you're broke like the rest of 4chan then just try to fix yourself, idk just browse the net it's not hard.
literally a lot of doctors have started to use google to diagnose they're patients. if they do it, i think you can do something that basic
That shit happens every week where I work.
We just blame management for not selecting a proper supplier.
>women will have sex with doors but not u
What's the success rate of picking up girls?
Is 1 in 20 girls reply rate a good number or that means I'm a genetic loser?
1/20 is average.
If you're autisticly trying to apply some sort of mathematical formula to dating, I'd say that's what makes you a genetic loser.
>>18049455
Thanks.
I've felt like shit thinking I was a genetic loser.
asking fit told me I was extremelly ugly, even while I think I'm just average.
I guess I'll try to pickup more girls and hope to find someone.
>>18049460
Not really, from 20 girls I got their phone, only around 4-5 actually replied.
I want to know if this is normal or I am simply a genetic trash.
I haven't even gotten to the dating stage yet.