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How can I increase my testosterone levels naturally?
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p-please respond
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Exercise.
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>>18683158
Dont be obese.
Lift weights.
Do some cardio.
Eat multivitamine.
Eat fats.
Be 20something male.
Inject steroids.

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So recently I ordered a pair of $60 earbuds that was delivered to my apartments management office (the delivery lockers haven't been installed yet). I left the apartment due to Hurricane Harvey right when they were delivered and when I came back a looter had ripped it open and stolen them (I assume anyway, they just told me it was opened with nothing in it).

Can I get reimbursed for this? I really don't want to have to buy new ones because the retarded fucking management couldn't put it in a secure location.
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>>18683114
If you had to evacuate, management would have had to evacuate, so you can't exactly call then retarded. If anything, you're the retarded one for ordering something like that in the middle of a hurricane
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>>18683118
I ordered it a week before, the shipping was pretty slow. It was probably when it was still a Tropical Storm if even.
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>>18683122
Still doesn't mean you can blame management for it. You got unlucky, shit happens

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best way to make quick cash? im trying to find another job so i can be financially independent from my significant other, but it'd be really helpful to get a nice chunk of change for my savings account.
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Invest in knee pads
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>>18682946
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html
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What's the best way to make some friends? I've been at my school for a year and I don't have have a single person to talk to. I joined a cyber security club, and while I like it, I've had no interaction with anyone in it because it's kinda just an extra lecture I have to attend. Any tips for making friends in some of my classes(all are large auditoriums), have any club recommendations, or tips? I kinda just want to have someone to talk to, and meeting a qt would make me pretty happy.

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>In relationship
>Sext with sluts
>Feel guilty
>Quit
>Get overly horny, feel like I'm going to cheat
>Start sexting sluts again

Obviously I have a personality defect, but is there any way I can justify this?
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>>18682807

Fuck your girlfriend instead of being retarded.

/thread
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>>18682807
Nope.
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>>18682822
She's not a slut I can degrade though.

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I just moved to this area from Florida and I don't know where I can find local fat women who like skinny guys like me. I've tried pof and okcupid but they're far away from me.
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>>18682723
>Virginia
>in America

burger king
mcdonalds
"progressive" hipster looking bars
grocery store
outside
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>>18682723
>looking for fat, disgusting whales

Anywhere with feminists should suffice.
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>>18682723
Is this some sort of reverse advertisement?

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How do I leave my poor small town for a big city?
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With a moving truck.
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>>18682692
Have a skill and line up a job in advance.
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>>18682697
>have a skill
>in a small town

Kek

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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Why do girls never approach guys?
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>>18682688
Sometimes we do. But, generally, because we don't really need to.
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>>18682688
Depends on their personality and type of guy they go for. How much they like a guy factors in a bit too but not as much as people would have you believe. I have a major thing for shy guys so I'm very used to being the one to initiate things. Even girls who don't approach will make it clear they're into you and unless you or them are autistic. For them, flirting and making it clear they like you through really obvious hints is them doing their share of approaching. It puts them at risk of rejection too, even if their intent isn't being overtly stated and it becomes painfully obvious that they like you, provided you're not completely clueless about social interaction.

How can I convince my parents to buy and keep a handgun at home?
(Like the one in pic)
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Wait til you're 18 bub
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>>18682672
Hire a black guy to break into your home but heroically save the day with a baseball bat.
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>>18682680
2 (age 8 and 10)jumped into our building from another one last week while I was at work, they didn't get into any apartment and my mom found them and politely got them down the stairs and got them out

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Is it weird to call a girl in 2017? It seems like everybody's moved over to text and nobody calls anybody anymore. I prefer calling people but I don't want to be annoying.
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>>18682639
No. Find a girl that can hold a phone conversation and she's a keeper.
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>>18682639
It's weird among certain age groups, but that fact is fucked up. You shouldn't try too hard to be normal, especially in areas where the norm is bad.
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>>18682643
what age group?

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>25
>never been in a relationship
>dropped out of high school and started working construction (mostly roofing)
>started going to college last year
>meet girl who seems interested in me
>She is 20

Is this weird to anyone? I'm kind of insecure about my age since I'm 25 and in college. I've never been in a relationship with anybody in my life. She texts me every day and we ate out once. That's about it. I'm awkward as fuck and I don't know what to do. I like her a lot. I'm listening to those shitty pop punk bands I liked in highschool.
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Who is in the picture?
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>>18682506
Girls usually like older guys so no, it's not really weird.
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>>18682506
[(Your age)/2]+7

(25/2)+7
12.5+7
19.5
Not creepy

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Tried my chances with this one girl, things are going miserably, idk what do to cause I am total autist when it comes to women. She uses me to kill boredom and thats all. All of my friends are telling me to just let her go and that things are not going anywhere. I was skeptical about it at first but know am starting to get convices that she is just using me. What do I do adv?
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>>18682474
What makes you convinced?
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>>18683510
She doesn't even try to contact or massage me if I don't massage her first
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>>18682474
Just contact you fucking retard

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Long time lurker/poster here. I wanted to ask a 'what if' question.

If you have the opportunity to move, even if it's just making $10/hr with benefits, would that be worth it?

I live in Mississippi, more specifically, Hattiesburg. College town with not much to offer. I got an English degree and have been putting applications out of state for a couple of months now with no replies yet (except scammers, they've popped up like weeds). A friend attending Dartmouth told me that I should apply up there, especially since a Dunkin Doughnuts just opened. Most of my applications were in the North anyway, so I figured I would. Turns out that Dunkin gave me the job and would pay what I described above.

I've only ever been offered at most $8/hr with nothing else and I'm struggling to pay bills. I know that it's only two dollars more and would have to pay more because of different area, but I'm desperately wanting to leave. There is nothing in this state to save its life, and no educational benefits would mean that no business worth their salt would want to come here because their kids would get shit tier education. Does this sound like it would be worth moving for, especially since the job would be seen as a pivot?

>inb4 stupid liberal arts faggot
I know I picked a shitty path. Was wanting to be an English teacher, but dropped it because GI Benefits would run out before I finished. I'm just wanting something, anything at this point that provides basic salary that can help pay bills and save.
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Would I move for $2 plus benefits? No. But it sounds like you've already decided it's worthwhile to go for other reasons too, so why not?
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Go for it, but if you've got a degree you're selling yourself short for 10$ an hour. You could work as a Cable Guy and make double that with no degree, try looking for jobs that sound interesting vs only looking at pay.

Customer service is for sociopaths and masochists, nobody needs to work those jobs when there are hundreds of employers looking for plain old reliability.

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After high school I took a break and went to college until 3 years later. I've been there for about a year already and I feel really unmotivated to continue. I'm actually not sure what career to take at all. I've been wanting to be an artist but I feel like becoming a cartoonist or storyboard artist wouldn't make me too happy. I've been really depressed and I'm desperate to move out of my parents home since I don't get along with them. But even if I get a job It wouldn't be enough to rent even a studio since where I live everwhere it's expensive as fuck. What should I do?
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>>18682433
If you want a respectable non-trade job then yeah
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>>18682728
>trades
>not respectable
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Sometimes in life, you should ignore your feelings and emotional state. While it does suck that you feel this way, perhaps sticking to school is the logical way for your future. Although, I would strongly advise to always think about your major.
Ive had the same issues starting college, dropped out (if i didn't, i would have finished general ed by now). Came back a year later and decided what I really wanted to do. Eventually these feeling will subside.

As for your issues at home, you may want to find a job and very cheap housing. Maybe get assigned with roomates? I cant comment to much about that, since idk your area at all.

why doesn't vaginal penetration feel good for me? I know most women don't orgasm from vaginal penetration, but shouldn't it at least feel good?
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>>18682292
Because you chopped your dick, your vagina is fake
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>>18682292
if you are wet or lubed+aroused and it still doesnt feel good, you should see a doctor to make sure there isnt something physiologically wrong
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Imagine trying to push a baby out your coot schute if it were as sensitive as your clit
There's a reason why it's not that sensitive

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I need to figure out wtf I'm going to do with my life. I've heard people rant about how all of STEM is a meme while others say that any specialized type of engineering is a 100% guaranteed high-paying job. I have a great interest in subjects like math, physics and chemistry but I'm not sure I'm autistic enough to major in one of those. I just want to do something where I can find a well paying job.

Any suggestions other than ">falling for the STEM meme"? I'm currently planning on ChemE then probably turning that into something like materials science/engineering or petroleum engineering.
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>>18681502
>falling for the STEM meme
Stem is as Meme means that: Success isn't so easy & guaranteed as marketed. But it can be achieved. Hard but it's worthwhile.
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1. STEM has its downsides:
1.1. It's not to easy it simple to get good jobs as it's marketed even with high GPA & coming from a good school because the competition is huge.
1.2. Companies & bosses are fucking Misers who don't wanna spent money on paying what you deserve. They often prefer to outsource cheap Pajeets & chinks rather than paying what you deserve. It's unfair that a STEM genius get paid less than Pilots, Lawyers, Doctors & Top Managers.
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2. However STEM has its good sides
2.1. It's pays well compared to most other professions. Can led to a comfy upper middle class life.
2.2. A STEM degree with good grades will proof that you are intellectual superior genius. As a intellectual trophee & badge of honor.
2.3. It's a meme but isn't a Shit. Most Humanities degrees like English majors are just plain shit. Any business degree from a Shitty University is also shitty
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>>18681502
get an ABET accredited engineering degree from a non-shit school, get over 3.0 GPA, do some internships. its that simple. if you are interested in research then start volunteering for some professors. grad school is free in engineering and they pay you
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>>18681503
>STEM genius get paid less than Pilots, Lawyers, Doctors

a doctor will be smarter than you will ever be, anon.

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