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>>18070851
You should have said yes, dipshit.

desu you fucked up extremely bad

You fucked up home bro. Don't play that shit cool.

>>18070839
Math is incredibly important to making (most) games.

>>18070841
I think I rather become the art guy than the math guy and form a team.

i'm sorry anon but you shouldn't have enrolled in that program if you can't into STEM, quit while you're ahead

>>18070825
Wipe yourself, idiot. You shouldn't smell of you're clean.

If you have that much of an issue cleaning yourself, try adding more fiber to your diet.

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>>18070825
>tfw I only just recently found out you have to wash your asshole when you shower
I'm in my 20s god dammit, why have I never learned this before?

>>18070825
Buy baby wipes

Go to a bank and ask for a small personal loan and explain your situation. You will most likely be approved if you state you will be receiving x amount per week.

>>18070797
Alternatively you could ask family members for a loan up front to cover your moving costs. Or sell some of your stuff if you have anything of value. Depending on how desperate you are, there are more creative (read: not illegal) options. Though your best bet by far is the suggestion of the first poster.

>>18070797
I was in your same situation a year ago - no wait, still am. I hope you like working retail to pay off loans and save so you can move to get a better job so you can start your career in your late 20s.

you are becoming lazy in the relationship
my friend divorces his wife over this
we need love too
hes just too much of a pussy to admit it

but i dont think he is searching for anything
just sinking deeper

>>18070758

I don't think it sounds like he's cheating on you, just that he's being honest that some of the flame has gone out of the relationship. I've never been in a relationship over multiple years, so take it with a grain of salt, but I think it's mature of him to point out that there's issues in the relationship so you two can address them and maybe work them out together.

There's a concern you two break up for sure, but you should at least see if it's worth keeping.

>>18070762
I genuinely don't think that's the case. We split our responsibilities evenly and try to do nice things for each other pretty regularly. If anything, he's the one who's become more likely to ignore me during the time we have together to go play video games over the last several months. But even though I don't think this is the problem, I'll consider it and will work on being more attentive where I might be lacking.

>>18070754
>drop the course, I mean

ask your teacher not us
go in during office hours and tell him your grade is fucked atm

>>18070754
>>18070793
Will dropping give you a W? If not, do it. If so, it's still probably worth it. Is it required for your major?

drink a gallon of milk

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>>18070703

>>18070702
I thought jerking off makes it easier to have sex?

as long as you don't let any left over cum in her vag, you should be fine

>>18070643

>blue collar
>healthier

this is not really the case. a LOT of blue collar people die young due to health conditions. every jobs different but a lot of them are at least exposed to building materials and the like that arent healthy to breathe in over the course of thirty years, it works your body to the bone on a daily basis, and because of all the hard work your impulse control is a lot lower.

someone who's spent the whole day lifting shit is more likely to binge eat unhealthily which is why you see a lot of fatties in the field, and even those wiht impulse control tend to just be too exhausted in their home life to maintain healthy habits.

working in an office means not feeling like shit just because you didn't get enough sleep the night before.

working in an office means coming home and having energy for your wife and kids instead of feeling like you exist simply to lift shit. working in an office means only needing to exercise as much as necessary, meaning you ahve enough energy to hit the fucking gym afterwards.

white collar offers more freedom as a whole which allows you to maintain your life outside of wokr a lot better.

blue collar just works you to the bone for not so great pay.

perhaps im biased cuz i manage a business.

>>18070643
I work a blue collar job doing HVAC and I love it. Nothing like coming home dirty and sweaty and tired, washing the fiberglass insulation and dust off my skin, taking a hot shower, and getting a beer at the bar down the street.

But I'm 27, we'll see how I feel when I'm 50.

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>>18070653
>this is not really the case. a LOT of blue collar people die young due to health conditions. every jobs different but a lot of them are at least exposed to building materials and the like that arent healthy to breathe in over the course of thirty years, it works your body to the bone on a daily basis
With very hard work jobs, then yes, it can put a strain

HOWEVER

You will be physically FIT and STRONG, WAY more so than some office cuck.

>and because of all the hard work your impulse control is a lot lower.
Sorry how the fuck is this a bad thing?

>working in an office means not feeling like shit just because you didn't get enough sleep the night before.
As a former office worker who never got enough sleep, you are completely and utterly wrong

And in fact, I slept WAY WAY WAY better when I had a job in a factory, than when I had a job in an office.

>working in an office means coming home and having energy for your wife and kids instead of feeling like you exist simply to lift shit.
Again, entirely false, office jobs can be debilitating and shit. They sap your MENTAL energy rather than your physical energy.

>working in an office means only needing to exercise as much as necessary
You mean, being an unhealthy, weak fatass.

>meaning you ahve enough energy to hit the fucking gym afterwards.
I used to go to the gym after my office job - it meant I was busy the entire fucking day and never had energy to do things that I enjoyed for myself. In a blue collar job, work IS a workout. You'll get WAY stronger lifting things all day, every day, than forcing yourself to do it after work.

>white collar offers more freedom as a whole which allows you to maintain your life outside of wokr a lot better.
This is complete bullshit. Blue collar, you go to work, you do your work, then you come home, and you're free. White collar, people are always managing their emails and other bullshit outside of work times.

sounds like a scam to me

You are participating in fraud. You are the guy who's going to get buttfucked by the government while the company mysteriously disappears, and they track the fraud back to your bank account.

Why do people fall for this shit? Isn't "too good to be true" common sense?

>op gets a check
>sends $1000 dollars or whatever to Pajeet
>check bounces
>pajeet disappears
>OP is out $1000 of his own money

you are really stupid, you know that?

you're only three hours apart you can see each other every week

LDRs aren't usually successful... Of course, it might keep your relationship with her going for a little bit but everyone I know who has tried to make that work has failed. But you could try seeing each other every week and skyping or something like that?

>>18070626
If you want to try, go ahead. But don't get your hopes up. If it doesn't seem like she's putting in enough effort, or if she joins a sorority, dump her on the spot.

>>18070620
Img makes my mouth water

People who have everything going for them want to kill themselves
>You privileged shitlord

where are you at in life anon? working, going to school? have a car? have your own place?

>>18070642
I live with my mom, have my own car, work at Starbucks. Rent in my area starts at $1200 so I can't even dream of moving out. I have a girlfriend who lives on the other side of the country who wants me to move in with her; we've tried it before and it didn't work out. We're both too unstable.

Too late, only idiots visit 4chan

>>18070614
Go to /pol/ and lurk for a few weeks. Then start dropping some bombastic redpills around m8. Thats for sure.


Seriously though /pol/ is great place if you share their type of humour. Just watch out, because they are known to legit convert people into their "ironic" views.

>>18070618
Well thats a start at least

>>18070559
fined new motivations.

>>18070559
Sorry to hear that anon, losing a loved one is always hard. Just try and mourn, that's all you can do. Don't lose motivation, just let yourself grieve and then get back to work, sadly there's not a lot you can do about your loss. I'm very sorry you've had to go through this though

Cry for fucks sake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcinPZRc2j0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36DgAT5jWMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs3m3mvcklE

>>18070481
do you want a weight loss buddy?

I'm not a virgin but I'm 24f never had a boyfriend

>>18070491
Would be nice but I already have internet friends, thats the problem, too many internet friends not enough irl friends.

Stop eating and learn deal with your depression in more productive ways. You know yourself it only exacerbates the problem.

Chin ups and watch your caloric intake

Also, posture is a big factor

>>18070438
I've been trying with my calorie intake
Posture is decent, my sitting is meh but if I fix it will it help burn the chin down a little or will it just make it look smaller?

>>18070452
A proper posture will make your double chin worse or better.

There's no quick fix just reduce overall body fat and do chin ups.