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She doesn't like you. You two have zero emotional attachments to each other, so just move on bud.

> walked walmart 3 times
She probably tried to get away from you at some point, but felt bad as a human being and just went with the flow.

>>18074327
>starbucks
>Walmart

kek
I will try going to the supermarket to pick up girls sometimes

>>18074327
>>give her a hug, she tells me that she doesn't like hugs
>>so I hug her again
you may be actually clinically retarded. Leave the poor girl alone

>>18073377
Preparation H. I had a doctor prescribe a foam that I had to shoot into my ass. As fun as that was, it didn't work Prep H did the job.

Just make sure you don't have an STD.

Wiggle your arse when sitting to scratch them.

>>18073433

Did you use cream, suppositories or wipes?

>>18072590
Self improvement OP. SELF IMPROVEMENT. Go to gym. Get ripped. Eat healthy. Raise your confidence. Write. Learn survival skills. Aquire all the data you can about how the universe works. How the human body works. Biology. Physics. History. Ethics.Try to be rational in politics. Control your emotions. EVERYTHING. Become a super human. Its the most satisfying feeling ever.

>>18072629
Well, I already do that. It doesn't help me to find/make sense in my existence, however.

>>18072639
Well if you know how the universe works, biology, history of the universe, future of the universe, all this stuff, then you should be able to find it out. You have to realise universe doesnt care about that. It doesnt care whats your purpose. If you do all the stuff in very detailed manner and spend years on this stuff and learning all this stuff and then you can use reasoning to get to the conclusion that - its whatever you want it to be. It might sound cliche, but its reality. If you do all this, you will understand. There are processes that seem very complex in the universe, but scientists have acquired all the data needed to be able to explain it.

Anon, not everyone likes to be intoxicated and that is OK.

But look Anon, everyone at some point is going to try something and not like it. You may as well get it over with and decide if you or don't like it, because it seems like you want the answer.

At first I did not like to drink because dumbfuck college kids only drank shitty liquor but I became exposed to beer and turned into a different person.

>>18075961
Of course it's going to alter your brain functions
That's the entire point

But it's not permanent
It's like thinking you can break your TV by playing the wrong video

Chill and enjoy it

>>18075961
>am i being totally irrationnal?

Nope. Drugs can affect brain function. Might take a while to build up damage enough that you'll notice it, but doing a lot of that shit makes you dumb.

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>has porn ruined me
Obvious answer is yes

How does watching other people fuck not sound like a terrible idea to you?

>>18075902
Try fapping to pictures of naked women. Never to porn. Fapping to naked women will fix your brain.
When you imagine banging them, be sure to do it in first person, if you do so in third person you are a cuck and porn ruined you.

>>18075939
>>18075921
lies. i exclusively watch interracial bm/wf and I am a well adjusted individual baka.

(sorry for the bad english)

Don't quit, she forgave you. It should be easier to forgive yourself now. Don't quit anon

>>18075850

It's easy for her because she doesn't remember the accident at all.
I had to call the ambulance while she was unconscious, I thought she was going to die

>>18075293
He is 100% trying to scam you. Give him nothing.

bail and change passwords just in case.

>>18075302
Scam me how?

I'm not giving him anything. DId you read this or are you too focused on giving relationship advice to frog posters?

>>18075317
> (he still managed to fuck himself over by about 3 grand.
> to route it through my wallets address and possibly my bank account.

What are you even doing?

troll or not only an idiot would pursue this. out.

Additional information that gets me even more worried.

>my girlfriends like him
>we always hang out with him around
>they say if i ever leave him they'll take him
>"please dont leave him because if you do I will take him haha xD"

Hearing this is flattering but it does get me a bit insecure especially when they've said this multiple times.

>>18074978
If you trust your boyfriend that he wont do anything then that is nothing to worry about. I understand how you feel , its the same with me for my girlfriend. She is beautiful and guys go for her all the time. But I said to her , im kinda worried about it. She insured me its okay ,that she doesnt care about them and the only guy she sets her eyes on are me.

Feel free to talk to him about it, or just spark it up midway ina convo see how he reacts. Communication is key in a relationship . Good luck

Youre not good enough for him. Let your friends get him.

>>18074649
Youve already fucked up. Send her a text at the beginning of every day, and get a feel for how much she wants to talk to you. If you are good to her and she is a good match, it will be often. When she says she wants to take it slow she means she doesnt want to have sex immediatley, so you will have to wait a couple months. This is a good thing in the long run as it means she isnt willing to spread her legs for anyone.

>>18074649
>can't take her on another date for another like week.

It's about money or time?

Because if it's money, there re cheap dates. But if it's about time, let's just say "why are you dating if you don't have the time to date? Three weeks?"

You should make small talk on phone or meet sometimes in the week, though.

you waited too long, she probably thinks you're not interested.

just say "hey" and have a chat... explain the situation and say you want to take her out again when you can.

>>18074004
Did you murder someone, anon?

That was possible in the 70s and 80s. Movie type shit. Or the stuff rockstars did.

Not possible in current year.

>>18074071
Why is that? I'm honestly interested because every job interview i walked into I got hired on the spot and I got the job 3 days after applying

>>18073812
Hunny 'pretty hairless women' is a pretty recent trend comparatively.

I have double D's and get the same thing, but I do just pluck them because it's easy.

Usually it's not a big deal, but if they are really bothering you, used tweezers at the base of the hair (close to your skin), make sure you have a firm squeeze grip, then pull straight up or straight down really fast.

Trying to pull out away from you hurts like fuck, and doing it slow hurts even more. You have to do it quick and you'll bary feel it.

Eyebrows and facial hair you can just shave (carefully), with the occasional tweezer to your eyebrow.

Never pluck nosehairs. Always cut with grooming scissors or the little motorized spinner.

Shave them or get electrolysis. I'm a guy and have that problem as well. Remembering to shave that shit is not that hard.

You can use clove oil to numb your skin before plucking. You can also look up gelatin based hair removal recipes on YouTube. Those seem to work.

Please help, I want to be self sufficient.

Only a HS graduate btw.

Amazon Force has done mass hirings and is currently doing one now. The work looks mostly like moving around produce. I've only had to agree to a background check and a drug test when I've applied both times, and it doesn't seem like past work experience matters at all.

>>18073528
Where do I apply?

>>18072261
You just say no. She promised to stay faithful to you when you got married, bisexual or no it still doesn't mean that she's allowed to cheat.
Unless she wants to open your relationship, she's asking something very unfair.

>>18072265
She heavily implied that she would open it on my end too, but she and I both know I am happy and don't have the desire to be with anyone else, so I guess she feels by offering me the chance to sleep around, I would never take it anyways.

>>18072279
If you don't give consent she'll likely go behind your back anyway. Being cuckolded by another woman is still being cuckolded.

I, personally, would never stand for this in a marriage - especially with children, expecting to "sleep around" or have any other self-conceited fantasies while you're raising young children seems incredibly irresponsible on her part. Mind you, I'm presuming the children are quite young.

This is precisely why I don't do relationships. Especially marriage, >>18072265 is right - this request is incredibly unfair for you. Tell her to watch porn, or fulfill it in a manner which does not conflict with the agreement she made when she married you.

Suicide methods:
Drink in a pool
Drug overdose
Both painless and easy?

>>18070390
I didn't mean like ways to off yourself I meant like if maybe I could shake the feeling of being all alone, I found solace in the anonymity I think and just wanted to address it kind of. Wasn't sure where else to go

It's tough man. I stopped thinking so much about it and not sure if I just plain and simply outgrew it or if it was meeting my wife. Or maybe even the ARMY experience that did it. Those were the biggest three life changing experiences that may have lead to me stopping being so suicidal.

even nowadays I fantasize about offing myself after I take out some sorry piece of shit but I don't really want to do it.

I used to consider suicide a lot when I used to cut myself. Relationships fucked me up and lead me to have almost panic attacks and feelings of pure hopelessness. I didn't know how to handle someone breaking up with me. I saw it like the end of my life like I didn't know how or if I could go on and I needed to end it before I experienced what would happen.

Smoke weed instead

I smoke a shit ton of weed but it does not stop me from drinking. If anything it would knock me out before I could get into trouble. I can be stoned like fuck though and I'll eat a beer in a minute. Then another. And another. All day until I pass out.

Not even memeing bro, join an organization like AA. What you need is constant reinforcement as to why you should not drink. It'll ruin your life. You're clearly not happy. You need to change. Find others who want you to. Then you will want to.