i hate condoms. it's a sandwich bag for your dick.
what do?
Anal.
>>18077742
Tell her to take the pill bruh
>>18077742
There is no good answer
birth control ruins sex for the chick
condoms ruin sex for both
vasectomy is the only option
I am 26 and being a adult is total aids. I remember when I was 16 or 17 and could just come home and lay in bed and play video games. No problems, didn't have to deal with dumb shit or people going full retard.
Now, I am 26 and every day I feel like shit. Tired, bored, and just generally feeling out of time. Like age 30 is 4 years away. That's a fuckibg death sentence.
Adulthood is just pure aids to me. I feel like the only people who enjoy adulthood is rich people. I just fucking hate the illusion of freedom.
Like you can't not work, otherwise you die.
Help.
Sounds like
1. You had a childhood with no responsibilities and learned to ditch discipline in favour of being a lazy shit
2. You're depressed and low energy
Either way get your shit together and stop being a faggot. I'm 32 and I'm in the best shape of my life and finally financially and emotionally responsible and capable with myself and it feels awesome and I love people and the world.
You are the only person responsible for how you feel
>>18077477
Sounds like you're immature lol
Life can be interesting and fun at all ages. It's up to you to cultivate a beautiful life.
What makes you think 30 is a death sentence?
Do any of these actions seem sexist to you?
>Only willingly approach pretty women, prioritize talking to more attractive ones than less attractive ones
>Go to certain places with the purpose of meeting mainly women and not men. Reason being is that I already have enough male friends.
>Don't want to be friends with any women unless they're completely unattractive to me.
>Fantasize what it would be like to fuck each woman I know
>Think dating is numbers and if I'm not getting dates then I'm not asking enough people out (people have said this means I don't actually care about the people I'm asking out and therefore dehumanizing them or something and just seeking status)
>If I get rejected I don't ever make plans for becoming/staying friends with them.
Don't know if most of the world considers me sexist or I've just been spending too much time on Reddit.
>>18076991
More autistic and plainly pathetic than sexist imo.. I mean if you can't form healthy friendships from either gender, then you're doomed in any romantic sense.
>>18076991
Slightly. You seem really uninterested in forming a personal connection with women.
Nothing I'd write home about, most people in their early 20s are like that, but yeah - it sounds a bit immature and sexist.
>>18076991
sexist and sexism is belief and action based around the idea that one sex is superior to the other.
having a preference of company type is not in of itself sexist. but what your preference is based upon can be sexist.
its just semantics at this point, so what do you really care about? Being shallow?
well, relationship wise, what you're describing IS shallow. does it matter?
>18
>5'9
Will hanging from a bar make me taller?
>>18076932
What's 4chans obsession with height my dad is 5'9 and he makes around 100k has a wife kids friends had alot of gfs when he was a teenager I have has like 3 and I'm 6'0 it's a mentality thing dude
you should probably just kill yourself my dude
I'm sure that's the problem OP
We are here for you
>>18076727
guys, do you find pregnant women sexy?
>>18076727
ladies: when is it OK to rape a woman??
>>18076732
I do find pregnant women sexy, however, I wouldn't say I have a fetish-tier obsession with it.
I just like the fact that she is more vulnerable due to her pregnancy. It's a vulnerability thing.
You know how when you're just shagging some lass yeah and she's wet as fuck and it just makes this weird sound. Like all squishy noises yeah. How do you make that stop?
>>18076434
I don't think you do m8. Just keep pounding.
>>18076439
Its annoying as fuck though
>>18076434
It's called a queef, or a pussy fart. If it weirds you out you're a fag.
I've had feelings for guys but they never liked me back.
As a result I've never had a relationship, only empty one night stands a few times a year
A couple of guys wanted to date me but I didn't like them in that way.
Is it weird that I've never experienced requited feelings/connection where both me and the guy like each other?
I'm almost 30!
>>18075519
yes time to open up
or become a cat lady
Is it weird? Yeah.
I'm going on 34 this year and never had a proper relationship either. I've never been that compelled to try either. Except for one person I've never met anyone that I felt like going all the way with.
>>18075519
>A couple of guys wanted to date me but I didn't like them in that way.
Only yourself to blame honey.
hey guys
so im banging this romanian stripper (she works here 1 month and goes back 1 month) which is married and has 1 kid. recently she got in a fight with her friend at the club and know the club knows about us and her family/husband aswell.
now i have to say she is madly in love with me but i feel guilty for destroying her life because i knew she had a kid and a husband and still gave her the D.
did i do anything wrong guys?
>>18074964
it depends. did you know she was married when you started giving her the gravy train?
>>18074964
bail.
She is a stripped. Their relationship was doomed from the start. But get out before he come to you
>>18075104
hey strippers are people too
29, male
have to choose daily between lashing out at people or internalizing frustration and eventually becoming unhinged.
how do i care less? about what people say or think. or how do i manage my internal stress in a way that wont make me feel crazy?
im into games and movies and the only person i like talking to is my girlfriend. talking to anyone else makes me want to pull my hair out.
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>18077665
You're a girlfriend guy is what's wrong with you.
>>18077665
You didn't hone your aggression into assertiveness. Put the effort to extract whatever lessons you can from those memories, and get real granular. Were you in the wrong? Was another person? Are you in position of knowledge or ignorance, and does your approach fit that? What's the smallest concession you can make or request to relieve the tension? Roleplay those situations with her.
>>18077699
I tend to lose interest at points of conflict and just try to get to the end of my shift or the end of the conversation. But later, all the sudden it comes up when it shouldn't matter that much.
Here's the real issue. In all the times of my life that I remember trying to be assertive, I either come off too weak/polite and get trampled, or I lose my shit and raise my voice. Which also makes me feel like a nut.
I want to be assertive and calm without flying off the deep end or worrying too much about coming off like a dick.
>is too nice
>is too mean
>pick one
Me and my girlfriend have been steady for a few months and I'm afraid that I'm getting callous to her. I still really like her and I don't want to give her up. Is this normal? Am I just supposed to push through this? She's really great and I feel guilty that I don't feel the same warm feelings as I did at the beginning.
Pic not related
>>18077654
No, you clearly don't really like her and the sex is out of the way. So leave her and find somebody better for you.
>>18077654
It is normal to feel a bit less crazy about your partner after a few months. The honeymoon period is over, you start getting used to each other, you start noticing all her small flaws you overlooked when you were crazy for her.
You push through it by investing time and energies in your relationship and loving each other.
>>18077654
The honeymoon phase doesn't last forever, after that you just have to make it work by putting in more effort. However, a few months is quite a short time. If you're already feeling that way, maybe take a close look at your relationship and ask if it's really what you want and if you two are really compatible. Do you want to stay with her or do you just want to stay in a relationship? There's a difference.
>wanna sleep around
>cursed with 3.8" penis
Im depressed
>>18077648
try 7 inches that doesn't get hard
>wanna sleep around
>cursed with marriage
Iktfb
>>18077648
lmao
I have a big pen but I have only fucked 3 chicks
they do talk about you behind your back big or small
makes me not feel bad doing the same fucking thing about their fetishes so everybody knows they're a freak
What is the best way to proceed if you have feelings for a friend and they don't reciprocate?
I have strong feelings for my good (and only) friend. Things have gotten awkward between us and we don't talk like we used to because of it. She's also in a relationship and I can barely be around her any more because I get extremely depressed and anxious when I'm around them. Not that I'm not depressed and other times too, it's just worse then.
I considered cutting off all contact, but am hesitant to do that for several reasons. I'm trying not to let the sunk cost fallacy influence my decision, but at the same time I don't have anybody else to talk to at all and I know that she values me as a friend, so I don't want to hurt her by just cutting her off.
What do?
sexual assault
>>18077505
Make more friends. Your current situation is not healthy and it won't last unless you start hanghing out with more people. No need to cut contact, but for God's sake, expand your social circle.
>>18077505
dead end OP. Only way is to move on and cut contact.
Lets be real here. She thinks of you as a friend but she isn't your friend but an impossible dream.
I acted like a creepy, clingy, beta bitch after a girl gave me some pussy (was my first time). She told me she thought it was a mistake and had been avoiding me all week. Yesterday we started talking again and drinking and she telegraphed pretty hard that nothing was going to happen between us and her body language is completely closed up around me. After she went to bed, I texted her that I still wanted her and told her that I can't see her as a friend. Like a couple of paragraphs of back-to-back text. Now that I've sobered up I feel like a begging beta bitch who can't take "no" for an answer and the shame is so burdensome. She hasn't read the messages yet but I know as soon as she does things will go back to being awkward between us. Anyways I'm not so much worried about what she thinks of me than the feeling that I've failed and want a chance to redeem myself and mend my ego, and the awkwardness and tension between us is crushing and distracts me from my day-to-day activities. I don't know how to move forward from here. I just want to die honestly. It feels like I missed my chance to be a "normal" person and I'm just fumbling constantly through situations most people learned to deal with in their teens.
Stop kicking yourself. If she responds, don't even answer. Just go on about your life, if you see her, don't even interract. If she approaches you to say hi, say hi and nothing more, just keep going with your life. You already know she doesn't care. Should be going for a girl who will care about you.
>>18077499
interact*
>>18077499
perfect. Put it behind you and move on.
I always nut just when she starts getting into it... it's awkward as fuck
It's shit but you're not the only guy with that problem.
Practice really helps, start to learn that feeling when your just about to cum and slow down.
Also try to think of something to distract you personally I start doing multiplication in my head to 'phase out' of the situation.
Aside from this you can still be a good lover, you've got hands and a mouth so put them to good use. Be a trooper and start eating pussy.
>>18077389
Fpbp
To piggy back off this guy, I count backwards from 144 in increments of 12. Its just mentally taxing enough that im preoccupied without stopping motion.
>>18077353
If you get to know her well enough that you can fuck without a condom you should be able to keep fucking and stay hard
This is going to sound a bit crazy but here it goes. My usually awesome girlfriend cannot clean the dishes properly. It's not a deal breaker but it drives me insane. We don't have dishwasher so we have to hand wash everything. No biggie. Since she can't cook, I cook and she cleans. Except every time I go to put the dishes away or take them out to use, I find bits of food or sauce or whatever still on the plates and cutlery.
I've explained on numerous occasions that she needs to take more care when cleaning. I always get the same answer that she'll try harder next time and she doesn't. It's got to the point where she doesn't even want to discuss the "issue" no matter how calmly I try and bring it up. It's becoming a source of tension yet she still half-arses it.
We're both adults and we manage to keep the rest of the apartment clean except our dishes. I'm pretty tired of it so now I cook and clean up afterwards while she hangs around or watches TV. What can I do?
Lmao I feel you so much bro. My gf couldn't do that either and now my brother/roommate fucks it up too. Tell her that she needs to find a way to even things out if you're going to do ALL the cooking and cleaning. I suggest you turn it into a fun roleplay scenario and have her make it up with sexual favors..
>>18077281
Actually she takes care of me in the department quite well. I just don't understand how someone can not see bits of fried egg stuck on a frying pan. It boggles the mind, my friend.
>>18077258
Same here man.
She doesn't get it so i have to clean. I went on a work trip for 2 weeks and came home and we had a cupboard full of "clean dishes" and mold.
I dunno what to tell ya. Shes good at everything else but this shits gross and annoying. I think she cant do it and thats that. You clean.