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I've tried Google Translate and I need help. How do you translate "I don't want you to suck my dick" in German? To me Google Translate returned "Ich will nicht dick zu saugen." I've tried to pronounce it and it just doesn't sound real.
>Please help me, thank you.
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"Ich will nicht, dass du meinen Schwanz lutschst."
>I've tried English to German. It sounds better. Rather poetic, but better.
>Please help me. Thank you. I'm in a hurry.
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>>18077354
This has to be bait. No real man has ever or will ever want to speak that sentence in any language.
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>>18077354
Ich magt nicht
wollen is will not
magten is to want
so magt nicht is to not want.
The structure looks correct except I think it would be zum dick saugen assuming that dick is a maskulin noun.
Try "Ich magt nicht zum Dick saugen. Ich bin nicht heiss"
All nouns are capitalized in German. Ich bin nicht heiss means I am not horny.
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I'm so lonely I've become a drug dealer to make basic social connections.
Can /adv/ help me get over my social anxiety?
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>>18077320
how do you get your customers again?
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>>18077320
Being a drug dealer is stupid.
Being an autistic drug dealer is even more stupid.
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>I became a drug dealer so I could talk to people
Gotta be the dumbest shit I've ever fucking heard, not even gonna lie OP
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>34, male
>Still getting fucking acne, on my shoulders too.
>Skin dry as fuck
>Tried everything past 20 years to combat it
>Rosacea developing on nose and cheeks
My hygiene is impeccable. I use expensive acne cream, I moisturise, I use Apple Cider Vinegar. My skin still looks horrendous. My diet is healthy, I drink loads of water. I do suffer with lots of stress and anxiety and I often wonder if that is responsible
Any advice for better skin?
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A friend of mine has a prescription for birth control pills which really helps against their acne.
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>>18077291
A few things to keep in mind.
The most efficacious drug is Isotretinoin(market name Accutane). If you havent tried that, do. It has severe side effects(can wreck your kidney, liver, and trigger an emotional crisis), and should be monitored closely. Absolutely under medical supervision.
Two, too much creams and soaps actually irritate the skin more, causing more acne. What helped for me was to forego all medication, and use freshly washed pillow covers every night.
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>>18077297
No way would I take anything with female hormones in it
>>18077497
I have never taken Accutane for the reasons you stated. I wash my face twice a day because I feel its necessary. Maybe I should just do it once.
I've been researching Zinc. I tried it for a while but not long enough to test the effects. Also, some cream with silver in it is supposed to be great. I might try that.
I'll try anything at this point. My skin has been truly ravaged over the years
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how do i obtain cannabis. all of my friends are straight edge weenies
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>>18077113
garden
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Ask the police
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>>18077113
smoke cigarettes
smoke outside
find fellow smokers
mention weed
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Pic related.
I need help. My cousin thinks that my girl best friend is secretly in love with me despite she fucks another guy, how do I tell if she is right ?
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>>18077088
>taking creepshot
>post on 4chin
lol
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That girl is retarded and doesn't know how to dress herself
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this summer's gonna be fun wondering at the mall and staring at degenerates while having mild boners
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Stank pussy, please help? 2017-02-24 04:38:34 Post No.18076612
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Stank pussy, please help?
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Vagina smells like an armpit even if I'm not doing anything that'll make me sweat that much.
I shower twice a day, obviously wash it. I try to not use soap inside (like not inside the lips??) because thats apparently bad for it.
Been to DR and they said theres nothing wrong. I dont eat garlic or onion often.
NO FUCKING IDEA WTF IS GOING ON ANY ADVICE?
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>>18076612
Do you have sex ever? Also showering twice a day may be overkill. And how can you tell it smells bad?
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>>18076612
Have you tried flushing it with water. Taking a bath. Your vagina will push shit out of it naturally, but a lot of women interpret that as theres no shit in it.
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>>18076612
Drying after washing is just as, if not more, important. Your pits only smell that bad once you sweat, remember?
Do you have a fan you could stand in front of for a minute after you towel off? That did it for my ass and taint.
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How do I become anorexic?
I've lately become even more ashamed of myself than usual for eating. I'm 26 (but live with my mom) and she buys groceries but I just seem to always eat things she doesn't want me to and it makes me ashamed and embarrassed. I'm also 300 pounds, as I've had problems with eating in the past, although it was eating to dull out trauma and such (yes I'm an obese cow you don't need to tell me in the replies). It's gotten to the point where every time I eat a meal I just feel so bad and that I'm doing it wrong. I really want to start cutting out meals and not eat so much, but with being so big my stomach never agrees and I end up caving. Is there anything I can do to try and keep myself from eating?
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Oh you can eat all you want, you just have to do a little extra afterwards.
It's not exercise.
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>>18076552
Portion every meal. Do not ever eat more than the portion size. Eat vegetables at least once a day. Always go for a healthier option. Apple instead of chips. Whole wheat for every grain. Try to get some exercise too. The sticky on /fit/ can help you.
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>>18076573
The problem isn't weight, the problem is the act of eating in general. Sure I'd love to lose weight also but bulimia isn't what I'm looking for
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22/f here and I have debilitating social anxiety. had a job for only a few months, was scared of my coworkers even though they were great people, so I quit. I took up online college because the thought of sharing a dorm would give me panic attacks. I tried some volunteering but they threw me out because I couldn't speak up (it was like presentations). just yesterday, I went to get a massage because I thought physical touch would be good for me, instead had a panic attack and will never show my face there again. simple things like calling for pizza fuck me up and I choose to not eat instead, it's that kind of anxiety.
naturally, I'm single and have always been. the person I'm into is on the other side of the world, even though I met him once, he won't call it a relationship. I thought having a boyfriend would alleviate the anxiety because I can function when I go places with people I like, but even if it progresses I'd still be alone for some years because of the distance. I don't have any friends because I'm not interested in what they like, concerts, movies, bars, etc. I tried online dating and only met people that get mad at me for ignoring them, or people with nothing in common.
I don't want to waste the prime of my life staying in playing video games alone (where I can't even use my mic because of anxiety). what should I do? I feel like I've tried everything except drugs, which I don't want to resort to.
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You come to the realisation that you will die. Your friends, family and anyone you've ever known will die. You will wake up one morning and you're 60 and you'll look in the mirror and you'll have so many regrets because you cared too much about what people thought of you. That's the far more scarier than dying. Regret is the worst feeling in the world.
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>>18076443
Forget that guy on the other side of the world and get a man that can take care of you. As long as you get a guy that isn't as bad with social situations as you are, then he should be able to help you. Just get a guy that will let you be his NEET housewife.
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>>18076452
I think about this every night. it makes no difference to me in the moment.
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Im confused about my feeling for this girl i know.
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Ok
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>>18076187
you're not getting any pussy with shit like that saved on your phone lmao
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>>18076187
flip a coin, during the flip you'll automatically wish for the thing you really want
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So I'm a 22 year old musician. Recently I was contacted by a journalist for the local university's paper. Upon meeting up as per her suggestion she was super friendly and flirty. However, I found out she's a first year student who is 18. She asked if I know anyone from the University and I mentioned a good friend of mine who TA's. She told me she knew said friend "Joe" and kept on telling me how cool and great a TA he was. My friend has told me before that some of his students have had crushes on him. We had a great interview and then she told me afterwards that we should hang out again because she doesn't know many people in our city and wants to get to know more people and suggested a few things we could do together. Would you guys say that she is using me to get to my friend and found my music that way? (I'm not too popular, but I have played a good 6 or 7 local shows) or do you think she is interested in me? That being said would it be weird for me to engage with this girl? (she's turning 19 in the summer, but it's still a little weird, even though she is v. hot)
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>>18075922
You'll never know until you try. Its very likely that because you had someone shes knows to confirm you arent a serial rapist she dropped her guard around you more.
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Enjoy your drink Pepsi Pup
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Enjoy your drink Pepsi Pup
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I work full-time. I can't afford any college. I've been trying for 3 years to find a better job, or a decent 2nd job. Every day for almost 3 years i search several job sites and the local paper. I've had countless interviews.
I'm a transman. I pass as a man but my name is still female. I'm in the process of getting it changed, i am just waiting on the judge. Before i transitioned i got every job i applied for. But now I'm being rejected after every interview. I support myself and my mom because she has serious ongoing health issues, expensive medical bills even with insurance. I desperate need better income. I do odd jobs, i give plasma, and 2 years ago i sold everything of mine besides necessities like clothes and my car. I've done various forms of art that don't sell.
Honestly, i want to know if there are ways i can do crazy stuff for money. Like hurting myself. Maybe camwhoring. Ridiculous things outside of the box but legal. I don't want to die or get locked up, and i won't ask for free money. I can't get a loan. but otherwise I'm really desperate.
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>>18075892
go to a community college dude, mine in orlando is like $5500 per year which coincidentally is less than my entire pell grant so it's free with some free books.
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>>18075892
what do you look like? it matters.
what do you do now? (as a job)
where do you live?
how old are you?
what experience do you have?
how much money do you need to sustain your budget and pursue your goals, and how much money are you earning now?
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>>18076642
I can't afford any of the community colleges here. I tried. I live in michigan. Everything seems expensive.
>>18076659
I'm 28. I work at a restaurant at 11$ an hour. Was trying to move up but it became impossible and i am at a wall now.
If i could pay off a particular debt i would be able to sustain our care for $13-$14, but i also keep in mind I'm apparently losing my ACA insurance at some point.
Don't want to post my pic but i pass as male, 5'6", i guess numale/twinkish. Skinny, green eyes, nice smile.
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Should I stop going on /pol/? 2017-02-23 10:36:57 Post No.18075774
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Should I stop going on /pol/?
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Wondering what people on /adv/ think.
I've been on 4chan for 10 years, always resisted /pol/, but I became jobless (my own fault), and I have unfortunately swallowed the redpill.
Now I obsess over the fact that we should defend our nations from mass immigration. But I guess more than that, I am now a complete fucking racist, when I never was before.
I feel like it's stopping me from taking responsibility for myself and getting on with my life. Does anyone else feel this? Or do you think /pol/ has nothing to do with this - i.e., do you think it's possible to get a job, and make a life, and still be redpilled? I hope so.
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what did i just read
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Le ebin redpill xd
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>>18075774
dude, just chill
you'll never stop being racist, but keep this shit within your mind (like everybody else does)
threat real people as they threat you, if they're not aggressive theres no need to call them niggers
also, if you obsess over mass immigration, just think "what can i actually do to stop it?"
you shouldn't get angry by things you can't change, only by those you can change
theres one thing you can change: marry and raise awesome kids
thats the only thing you can do, leave the rest with us
t. a /pol/ user
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BF of 1,5 years wants to break up because i said no to proposal... 2017-02-23 04:07:00 Post No.18074697
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Recently my bf od 1,5 yrs proposed to me and i rejected his proposal because i think its too early to think about marriage. I really love him and want to marry him in future and defintely not breakup. I explained my feelings for him but he still want to breakup with me because he think I dont love him enough. He's packing his bags and leaving our house tommorrow.
is there anything I can do to make him stay, I dont want our loving realationship to end like this?
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He wants out the relationship, there's nothing you can do.
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>>18074697
>is there anything I can do to make him stay?
yes, marry him.
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>>18074697
>want to marry him in future
If you want to marry him, then why not say yes and wait a few years/whatever until having the wedding?
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Me and my girlfriend arent having sex anymore 2017-02-18 05:01:39 Post No.18059535
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Me and my girlfriend arent having sex anymore
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We have hit a 5 month dry spell, she will only do handjob oral, mutual masturbation but no intercourse anymore. Ive tried talking about it but she comes up with excuses. Its causing me to resent her and ask myself why isnt she coming after me for it. Ive employed all different ways of going about it to doing zero about it same results. Part of me cant tell if shes right that sex doesnt matter and im overthinking it or im right and shes trying to brainwash me into thinking its okay to not have sex.
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What are her excuses?
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>>18059543
1.we have a 5 month old daughter that she uses as a get out it card constantly whom was c sectioned easily no vaginal tears or problems there,wounds healed months ago
2. She"s tired
3. It doesnt feel the same
The thing that keeps me up at night is, we had our child, and she went on birth control after the pregnancy but we still have not had intercourse once so i dont see why she feels the inclination to take it. We both work but she leaves and comes back on time. Something just doesnt make sense to me
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BAAAM!!!!
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why every girl I meet is uninteresting as a rock?
Whenever I keep asking girls for hobbies, they have none.
What am I supposed to talk about?
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Find better girls, or talk about normie gossip then try to get them into shit you like if they become your gf.
Not all girls have literally no hobbies (or very little/vapid ones) but a lot do. My gf wouldn't shut up about all the shit she likes and if you ask her about something she goes autism mode and will talk for hours.
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How interesting are you?
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>>18078670
I can talk about anything for hours.
keep asking these girls what they like, or hobbies or tell anything and they tell me: I dunno.