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tldr, op hates whores?
stay away from them then.

did you really come here seeking validation?

>>18078640
>Am I wrong in having this repulsion?

Yes, definitely wrong. Thread over.

>>18078681

If it's wrong then how do I fix my repulsion?

1. get razor, shaving cream, and mirror
2. shave

Isn't that called A-spot, instead of G-spot?

I did at some point have a woman say she wanted to peg me, but for reasons completely beyond that she gave me doomsday bad vibes.

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>Isn't that called A-spot, instead of G-spot?

Still believing in sex myths.

>>18078557
Should specify, since I phrased that poorly: I'm not warning him via twitter, he's seeing the propaganda on Twitter.

>>18078557
You don't. It's his life and his choices. If he gets sucked in then you overestimated him. Was in your shoes. Whenever i tried i was bashed and spat on. There's no point, if he gives in just move on.

>>18078567
So "it's his life and his choices" means I'm not even allowed to try?

Black girls are good in bed, not the fat ones.

Really depends where you're from, where I'm from, black girls are chill and calm.

>>18078544
It's okay OP, I have never looked at a black women and thought she was very attractive. In fact, I only seem to really like white women.

>>18078544
Huh, I don't really know, anon. How often is this a problem for you?

>I don't know if I'm suitable for an FWB
Tinder it is.

You can't get a gf because you're ugly.

Also my minimum standards are "Not ugly or chubby"

I have at least average looks with a twink-esque body

>>18078532
I have thought about that

No, semen itself doesn't have a good smell. All it will do is make your body wash spoil.

However, body scents are known to have a component. If someone's body smells good, it means you are a good genetic match. They are smelling your sweat, not your spunk.

>>18078420
>. They are smelling your sweat, not your spunk.
True ..

>>18078385
they're telling you that you smell nice because they don't want to say how disgusted they are by your body odor.

>>18078357

therapy

My therapist told me I'm depressed, or at least show multiple signs of depression.
I struggle with thinking that maybe I'm not just depressed and just really lazy. And then that kinda makes me depressed. It's weird.

I could be both maybe...but I'm not sure. Probably both but I'm more depressed than lazy definitely.

>>18078365
I am not in my own country atm and am too.. lazy? to do research on how to get one lmao

You learn to talk to guys in the same way guys learn to talk to girls. Exposure.

You talk to a guy and be awkward and anxious. Then you talk to that same guy a few more times. Around the fourth time or so you will no longer feel anxious.

Now repeat with every new guy for 8-30 people and you will no longer be anxious when meeting new guys.

>>18078326
Take pills, or practice in real life. Force yourself to talk about news, the weather, etc. Cashiers, people at a bus stop, whoever you find yourself around throughout the day, just try to make small talk. It doesn't work out, or you say something awkward? who cares, they're just some cashier, or random person. try again and again until it becomes more seamless.

If you have pretty severe anxiety though, pills are the way to go.

You have to incept the idea to her. Ask her if, given the chance, she'd make out with this actress, and work from there.

There's also an episode in Easy with orlando bloom that is about threesomes, and a series that's about it called something like me she her, which I'll start seeing soon.

I'm dating a bi girl for eight years and we currently have a crush in another city. AMA I guess?

>>18078311
There's a lot of difference between "Oh, Zooey Deschanel is pretty cute" and "I'd let a girl lick my clit while my boyfriend fucks her ass".

Don't read too much into this. You're probably coming off as pushy.

Next step is seduce Zooey, so good luck with that

Why in the world do you think that it means you have a chance?

>>18078315
The way she said it, it seemed like it may have dampened everything in her regular life, so I don't know, she might just have said the "lets just be friends" bit while being a bit down on everything.

I don't know man, I guess I'm just not seeing reality.

>>18078310
ok i'm just gonna list some things that alarm me.

>date girl for a few weeks
>made her realize how shit her life had been
so in her mind her life was shit. she started dating you when her life was shit, and her life continued to be shit while dating you.

we don't usually choose good partners at low points in our lives.

>she says she wants to just be friends
sometimes girls say the opposite of what they mean. this isn't one of those times.

>we're hitting it off (at least that's what it feels like to me)
yeah either you have different ideas about what hitting it off means, or you're hitting it off but the physical attraction isn't there hence "friends"

>thinking about quitting her job...
ok so she's dealing with some kind of life crisis. she's struggling to fit into adult life and is thinking about making drastic changes in the hopes that they will fix the general malaise and boredom she feels with her own life. we all know these changes will only be a temporary fix. she still has a whole lot of growing up to do. steer clear.


It's quite obvious you two aren't "soul mates". Find another girl. Get over it. Figure out why you "really kinda like" girls who are crazy and immature. Is she just really hot? are you crazy and immature?

>>18078315
fpbp

I highly doubt they're complaining that you don't know what you're doing because you're new. Unless it's something you said you had experience with but actually lied about.

>>18078286
Idk. They just said I'm slow and I was like "yeah it's my first day" and then the boss called me over and said "we've had some complaints. People are saying you're slow as shit. What do you have to say about that? Huh?"

I just told him "I'm doing everything correctly and I seem to be keeping up to pace with the other guys"

He said "yeah I wouldn't expect you to get it right on your first day"

I was like okay then wtf you asshole

>>18078301
What's the job? Did you tell them you have experience?

test

>>18078224
no one gives a shit

Im guessing your american? Sex is very taboo in america. I think it stems from the conservative attitude of christians

>>18078194

rehab

>>18078194
There are no physical symptoms of marijuana addiction except it makes ot hard to sleep for a few days... if you cant quit via your own will power, you just arent trying hard enough. Just stop buying the shit and hanging out with people who smoke. Simple.

Addiction is by choice. Fix what ever void or problem that makes you smoke it. You only smoke 24/7 because something in your life isnt going the way you want.

If youre happy and nothing is bothering you then you simply are just lazy and no doubt someone who gives up on everything they try.

You should grow up. Why do you care how other people feel about what you like. Learn to deal with the consequences of sharing too much of your own mind

>>18078131
Some people are not into that, stop shoving your degenerate interests down people's throat.

>>18078274
this
also sort out whatever problems you have or seek help

>>18078028
Depends, how close are you and the roommate anyway

I know if I was in that situation I could be completely honest, but your relationship may differ.

>>18078067

I've known him for about 5 years now, lived with him for 2, going on 3 years.

We're not necessarily buddies, as in he and I don't go do things together or like watch TV in the living room, but we also keep up on the going ons in each others' lives and are laid back about most things.

But, I do know that he's a very sensitive guy, and that's kind of what has me concerned here, judging his friends and all. I hate nothing more than roommate conflict.

>>18078028
weeb shutins are the best roommates because they're usually quiet and don't do shit other than stink and sometimes make a mess.