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>>18080511
>she doesn't really remember much besides going to bed early.

I.e. They fucked

Ask how it was and see if you can join next time.

/adv/ always says that it is impossible to have a friendship with the opposite sex because someone will always want to sex the other.

Does that mean it is impossible for bisexuals to have any friends at all?

>>18080461
bumping hopefully someone answers....

The best anti-virus is to not get viruses in the first place.

Where are you going and what are you doing that you have to worry about viruses?

>>18080502
I am an indepentdant writer, so sometimes I need to go into areas of the web I wouldn't normally. As far my partner, they are in the military, and our computers share files so the fear there is they get a virus from my research.

>>18080446

I'm the opposite of you. I like thin as fuck girls, and could care less about boobs as long as they have a nice pair of long legs.

My last girlfriend was a little thicker (but not thicc or chubby or whatever, just average), especially in her boobs. As we dated, she started eating more and more and skipping yoga, and I just couldn't get hard for her no matter what. It got to the point where I was thinking of my coworker and my buddy's girlfriend during sex just maintain a semi.

Anyways, I dumped her. Not gonna stay with someone I have to force the sex with.

Married a girl in a very similar situation to you OP. Makes me depressed a lot. That said our relationship is very stable. I'm thinking maybe of picking up tinder whores or prostitutes once every couple of months to compensate. You don't really ever get over it. In my opinion it's genetic predisposition.

All of these require your GF's consent, but they are ways to resolve your problem through changing her body to suit you.

>pregnancy
If you want your girl to get a matronly figure, knock her up. Her breasts will grow and probably remain somewhat larger even after you've had the baby with her and the breastfeeding begins.

>fattening
Fatten her up. See how your gf right now puts on weight, and if it works out encourage her to get somewhat pudgier.

>hormones
Increase the amount of progesterone and estrogen in her body. There are a variety ways to do this.

You may have to accept, however, that she will never quite have the ideal body for you. That should not stop you from loving her; try to discover other sexual preferences you both have and have and satisfy them. Eventually you'll probably find yourself able to fully accept your GF's body.

1. tell your friends they're pussies.

2. just go and tell the girls your friends are pussies?

>>18080435
bro just be straight up with the girls before hand. tell them your friends are being pussies but you're still down and it's still going to be an awesome night.

>>18080491
I think I'll just get really high, be late 1 hour or so when the party already started to kick in and just say that my friends couldn't make it lol. Should be fine I guess

Find a new bitch to like???

thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife

Exodus 20:17

In the same way you're attracted to her, so was he. Except he felt the need even to marry her. Move on.

And surround yourself with people who share your strongest interests. You may find someone good for you eventually.

>>18080392
That image is so wrong.
I don't have a gf because girls don't like weird guys. And I don't feel bad that I'm weird at all.

How many people do you know? Any particular reason you want to avoid them or is it just an annoyance?

>>18080371
>How many people do you know?
I don't know anybody anymore except for close family. But I had some friends before. There's this 1 girl who lives very near my house that I especially don't want to run into because she knows many of my other friends and exes.
>Any particular reason you want to avoid them or is it just an annoyance?
Mostly shame and embarrassment.

I don't get the joke.

If the reason you're even trying to get a girlfriend is so you can feel whole, you need to work on yourself until you feel whole yourself.

>>18080317
I am the joke. How do I improve myself? Should I just get a prostitute? I am serious. For some reason I let it out like everything is a joke/or that Im happy when I am crumbling.

You shouldn't be talking to small girls, Anon.
That's creepy.

>>18080295
women, chicks, pick your poison.

>>18080299
You could start by not making them choose between a deadly poison.

Maybe instead of poison, they can choose what kind of ice cream they like?

From what I'm seeing here, you're attached to her, while she isn't. It's OK, the best outcome to this situation is that you end your "relationship" and stay "just friends" until you are both mature enough to enter a second relationship (although I would advise against it.)

Or, you can stay friends, but whenever you see each other you can be fuck buds, but the best outcome is that you "stay friends".

>>18080286
>From what I'm seeing here, you're attached to her, while she isn't.
On the contrary. I'm not really sure I like her enough while she drunk-texted me one night telling me how stupid she feels for being so attracted to me, how much she likes my, my body, my hair, etc...

I'm totally in favour of ending this "relationship" and never talk to her again, I just wanted to wait until I wasn't any more blinded by rage.

Being fuck buddies is the worst outcome, since she kind of sucked in bed, my oneitis was 10 times more attractive and 10 time more dirty in bed.

>>18080308
Well then, idk, just keep her as a friend until you're done with your other, then detach from her. If you cut her off right after you're done, you'll leave her with the impression that you used her (which you are probably going to do)

And as a whole, just keep the fond memories of your time together and move on. There's no need for negativity in this world, only look on the bright side, that's my approach to life

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GO SEE A DENTIST ITS NOT THAT EXPENSIVE FFS FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

did you have your tonsils taken out?

You remind me of a story where this guy hid bottles of booze buried in his garden and snuck out in the middle of the night to drink them with a straw. His wife knew the whole time and it tore her apart.

If you're desperate enough for your fix that you're trying to sneak behind the back of the one person in life who's supposed to share a true, honest bond with you, than you have a problem. This is probably why you've been told to quit.

Are you married to nicotine, or to the woman you love? Be the man she married you for.

>>18080157
Smoke smells. It's unlikely that it will go unnoticed if you smoke on a regular basis.

If you need to stop smoking and agreed to do so, sneaking around and hiding it isn't a good idea.

"Hey, I'm dying for a smoke, is there something I can do" is a better approach. Maybe try a nicotine patch or gum?

If you really feel like you MUST smoke, just be honest about it. That might upset your wife, but it beats being a lying or sneaking piece of shit.

>>18080157
I know some say it isn't the same and it's for douchebags or whatever but Vaping helped me quit cigs.

I oftentimes wonder about it myself, and the more I think, the less I'm sure of anything. My girlfriend always says that she 'loves me with her mind', but to me to say that is akin of admitting that this is just materialism, a simple understanding that the person is 'useful' therefore worth sticking with, as he may provide comfort/pleasure. To me that's kinda shallow, I don't know, hence I'm confused.

Explore the concept of selflessness and love more deeply. Find a volunteer program at a church or something organized at work that you can join in on that helps real people.

It took me working in a kitchen making meals for inner city black kids to realize my deep white privilege. I had the luxury of just giving up at life and moving into my moms basement where I can post nihilistic garbage from the air conditioned comfort of my keyboard. Your options are limited growing up as a black kid with a drug addicted mother, where the only warm meals you ever get are a free lunch that your white friends parents hate you for getting.

They dont know real love. They dont have the luxury to think abstractly when your life is a giant hustle.

Explore selflessness and maybe you will find humility and compassion.

Love is a choice you make, not really based on feelings. You can love someone without actually feeling affection for them by taking care of their needs and dealing with them non judgementally or expecting anything in return.

>>18080052

What's got me jobs that I've nowhere neared qualified for in the past was simply going in and introducing myself to the manager. He's not there? Find out when he's going to be there, and be there.

I feel the same way about myself as well, jobs, put me so far beyond my comfort zone that I legitimately feel like puking before I meet up. You and I boss, we're kinda fucked. Life is more difficult for us, but we gotta fucking clutch it otherwise we will end up in a position infinitely worse than where we are now.

Bear down, and tackle the situation. Meet the manager, get that fucking job.

>>18080061
Hey, thanks for the response. I appreciate it.

> find and talk to the manager
Ah, I had no idea that this was a thing. Another question...

I applied for a few more jobs today, and I'm not expecting any phonecalls back desu. Should I just show up, say... in a few days, and ask to speak with the manager for the position that I applied to?

For instance,
> applied to Walmart today (for the second time)
> ....not expecting anything....
> show up to Walmart, and ask to speak with manager
What exactly do I say to the manager?
> "Hey, I applied for a position here again...?" Yada yada yada...
I have no idea what to say desu.

>>18080066

I posted something in another thread about the importance of not analyzing things. Don't analyze, that's an issue this board shares. Just go man, just apply yourself.

"Hey can I speak to the manager"
"Hey I'm the manager"
"I applied here a couple days ago, I was wondering if that position was filled or maybe you could fill me in a bit more on what the position entails?"

Trust me I don't think of this shit on the spot, and am more aspie than I'd like to admit. Just be there man, apply your physical self. Get out of your mind. Stop analyzing.

Just keep looking. I literally went 10 years without so much as a crush and then met someone and fell in love. Its unrequited but I am a big enough person/mentally fucked up enough to be fine with that.

Its certainly better than the void of loneliness from before I met her.

iktfb

Im too autistic to even try so I've been slowly accepting the fact that I'll die alone. Not that I think its that terrible in my case tho.

>>18080062

Having unrequited love is good until she starts fucking someone else, and you can't stop thinking about how another man is plunging his penis into her every night.

Bump.
I have normie hobbies we have no conventions and i wouldn't be caught dead at the fag parade.

But i have the same problem.
I just try amd discord my friends in the main city but they are always busy.

I've come to find that now that I have friends, I really do like having company. As a matter of fact now that I'm living on my own, I HATE being alone, and end up drowning out the silence with alcohol, unless I'm in movement, and I don't have the money to drive back and forth for my own amusement any less than sit on a train, and there's no proper roads or weather for walking or riding a bike if I had one.

So I end up drowning out the silence with alcohol and I'm pretty sure that doing that shit killed my father.

>>18080037
If you have people you have stuff in common with who are comfortable with you, your problem isn't the same as mine.