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>>18082185
Deep fucking for a handful of fiddle faddle.

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>>18082189
what in tarnation did you just say to me

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>>18082195
You're right, I'm sorry, wanna kiss?

i can kinda relate... im an attractive girl but lack any decent friendships because i come off as painfully weird. i never know what to say in social situations so when i do say something people usually just look at me weird and carry on doing whatever they were doing. what i've done recently to combat this is just not talking around people. the only time i can kinda open up and not worry about saying weird shit/doing weird shit is when i'm drunk so therefore ill never hang out with someone if there isn't alcohol and if there isn't then i'll bring xanax so i'm not as stiff and awkward. kinda sad but i also really don't know how to properly combat this.

>>18082181

you're probably not actually handsome. considering they used the word 'handsome' they are trying not to say cute, sexy, hot, or even attractive.

handsome is an ugly man in a suit. its what we tell uggos who wear fedoras.

What might work is committing the mannerisms of someone successful to memory. Avoid doing what others in a group aren't. However, avoid imitating what or how a single person does anything; if they pick up on it there could be trouble.

>>18082172
You haven't even asked a question.

>>18082172
>have best friends moving with me
What more do you need? Enjoy Socal.

You're from Tennessee aren't you pussy. Post here again and I'll finish my doxx on you. You have been warned.
~ Anonymous

If you're on Verizon or Sprint, you'll need another phone to take its place, otherwise your phone number will always be tied to your iPhone and the other person won't be able to activate it with their own number. If you're on T-Mob or AT&T, you could just remove your sim card (not too sure on this).

Also make sure your phone isn't leased. If you don't return it after your lease is up, you'll probably get charged some fee or purchase option.

>>18082518
It's leased..currently need the money because my checking account is in overdraft..what will Sprint do if I trade in the phone ATM gamestop? Will the charges eventually just go on my credit or will the police be involved and a warrant for the iPhone is made at GameStop and then GameStop presses charges on me?

>>18082132
Here's a really wild, off-the-wall thought. Why not call Sprint and ask them?

not without a knife...

srsly though, you can build muscle in one part. you can not lose fat in one part.

>>18082111

nope. that burning sensation you feel in body parts after exercise has NOTHING To do with the fat there. thats actually the feeling of your muscles tearing, which is a goo dthing, protien fills those tears making your muscles bigger. thats how muscles grow.

but thats not fat burning. those exercises CAN help with fat loss, because if you do exercises like that it stops you from burning your muscle, and instead you'll burn fat.

however that DOESNT control the location that fat burns

>>18082111
Short answer - No

What you can do is lose fat everywhere, and then sometimes build some areas back up by replacing the fat with muscle.

>>18082079
You don't. If your friendship is predicated on your affection then there really isn't a friendship because it's not two ways. You think it's deep and meaningful but that's because you've got a boner in your brain.

you just have to think about it rationally.

imagine your life without this person. would you prefer never spending time with them ever again?

if not, just be satisfied with what you have, because the only alternative is giving it up completely.

i went through kind of the same thing and that's how i got over it. but this was after an extended period of time not interacting with the person so it really put things into perspective.

>>18082079
Go out with other people. Eharmony, tinder, match, plenty o fish,etc. Place a little distance or these feelings will come out and make it uncomfortable for you both. If you really can't handle it, tell them. It may ruin the friendship and maybe cause the person or you to not see each other again. That's ok. People can be in your life for a reason, season, or a lifetime. Good luck.

Bump plz? I just want to be able to control this or keep it under control

>>18082100

Date other women

If you have a true friendship and genuinely care about each other, this shit wouldn't be but a minor kink that you can get past.

IMO you may as well tell her what's up, see if she'd be interested in trying to test things out and do the dating thing, and if she's not, then no big, now you know, and now you can get past it because this is that and this and this, and you truly value her friendship.

I say this as someone who has fallen head over heels for a friend, been rejected, and moved past it.

I say this as someone who has been in a weird place with a best friend, where... it started as platonic, and I always assumed it was because, for one, she's gay.

But then things took a twist one drunk night, and we ended up sleeping together, and we just kept doing it on other drunk nights.

And then I got blind sided one other drunken night with a "What if we just start all over and pretended like we just met? Could we try the dating thing?" (As an aside... I have since realized, apparently I'm like catnip for gay girls teeming with indecision and self loathing, desperately wishing they could be normal, thinking I might be their way... because this would happen again...)


That one rocked me. And things were awkward for a while, but I valued our friendship, so I made us sit down and have a serious talk about it, and with that we moved past it, and became almost better friends than we were before it.

Things don't have to be ignored and they don't have to end because they get awkward. Anything can continue and thrive if you're both willing to put in the effort.

You should ask. If he doesn't help, then decline, unless this puts you in some sort of danger of losing your job or getting some sort of write up. Any chance you can take an uber or try to find a ride with a friend or family member?

>>18082071
Dude it would be an expensive uber. Again, I can go but I'll end up using 4 gallons of gas @ 2.65/gallon and spending an hour and a half commuting compared to 15-20 minutes. So really I'm earning less than $15 for that day.


Am I within legal right or entitled to compensation? My state is Florida

>>18082077
Go and read your contract

Be alone.
I've met the person I'd be willing to spend my life with, one of the few I'd be happy to share my entire life with. Sadly life took us in different directions and we are bow separated by 2000+km

I would happily be Aline for the rest of my life, I have caring friends and family's. I'll go out on the odd occasion maybe hook up with some random, but I really couldn't care less about a relationships, I just do it to rid myself of sexual frustration.

Life's about finding someone your comfortable sharing every aspect of yourself with, so that you don't have to put up a social facade all your life.

>learn to love yourself.

I'd rather be alone. I have fucked girls below my standards but i keep that to myself

>>18082061
See >>18082092

Also, it's not about ruining a rep because rep is for faggots. If you're genuinely not attracted to someone and you're tempted to bag-over-the-face then you're sexually incompatible. There's nothing wrong with that.

Why would you buy an iPhone if you're poor?

apple fucking hates it when people sell their iphones
when i bought a used one we had to dick around with their customer service for an hour and the guy said there was nothing you could do without the password
idk if that's accurate but your best bet is to track the girl down and make her sign in to her phone. she basically sold you a brick

>>18081976

I was kinda worried about that, yikes. I just hope she eventually responds.

I'd still date her if she other qualities to make up for it.

I'd date her just to fuck her, toss her aside. Rinse and repeat.

As long as the dumb bitch doesn't have a huge debt.

Otherwise, I would consider her intelligent and would love and marry.

>>18081931
Why not get a roommate or something?

>>18081931
why are you panicing?

random human trash live on their own and they survive, you can figure it out if you can hold down a job and budget

>I have a great paying job
>and big savings
>but waaa waaa why would I move out at 25 xDDD
fuck youu if I had a good job I would move out
t. still a uni student and living with dad until I find a job after uni

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see a doctor

>>18081923
Dehydrated or stressed or both

1) Check with doc
2) You need more magnesium in your body, look up foods that provide it or take a supplement for like 2 weeks.
3) You need to find something to meditate or relax you. Yoga, prayer, New Age music, coloring books whatever keeps you low energy and chill.
3)

>>18081870
Fucking normies trying to keep people alive against their will. If somebody is this miserable, who are you to deny them the ultimate relief?

>>18081870

I guess be nice to her so she doesn't feel alone, but at the end of the day you're not a professional and should try and get her to see a psychologist, maybe tell her you'll learn lots about depression and suicide if you go and talk to a therapist about it

>>18082103

most people get suicidal over temporary mental states or shit in their life they could change

>>18082103
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGE. gg anon.

>>18081870
Psychotherapy and medication. It's the only way. Also, if you're underage b&, tell someone, the earlier you get her help the sooner she can get better and start living her life. She won't be 'in trouble'. The longer she goes without professional intervention the more she will miss out on. Don't wait ACT TODAY!

>>18081805
There are a lot of beautiful ones and most of them are fairly nice but have high regards for respect and tradition. Make sure you try to learn their language and respect their ways as much as you can, even if you disagree with them just be respectful. Other than that, go for it anon.

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Best advice I ever got on Japanese girls was don't treat them like western women. You don't ASK them if they would like to go out you tell them. You have to be the boss. They are followers.

>>18081913
>Best advice I ever got on Japanese girls was don't treat them like western women. You don't ASK them if they would like to go out you tell them. You have to be the boss. They are followers.
Same with white girls tbqh