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I have zero chest hair. It makes me feel weak and effeminate.
How do I grow a hairy chest?
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>How do I grow a hairy chest?
By replacing your genes with someone else's genes.
>It makes me feel weak and effeminate.
I shave my chest 3 times a week because I don't want to look like a Turk.
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Chest hair is gross. Arnuld didndu it. Leave it alone.
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>>18085493
My chest hair looks cool. I have an X pattern on it. My tummy hair looks like a pine tree growing on grass.
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If I have small hips (not tiny, just not wide), and I wait till I'm thirty to have kids, am I going to have a difficult time giving birth?
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>>18085472
you're going to have a difficult time having birth regardless
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>>18085472
Yes, there are even women who have died giving birth, so good luck.
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C-sections are a thing, you know. You can ask to have one, or if labour is taking too long or is getting stressful for the mother or baby, they'll make you have one.
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I'm feeling depressed. I took my anti depressant tonight and last night what gives?
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sounds like you know about as much about the scam psychiatry has become as that little bird does
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>>18085457
please inform me if you will.
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>>18085465
ssri's work like placebos. atypical antidepressants are interesting. they have some antidepressant effect, but of course there are always side effects. (one of the side effects of the ssri's is sexual dysfunction, so wahoo)
they might try to use atypical antipsychotics on depression if it is severe (rumination, hopelessness, etc.) and this can have some effect, although atypical antipsychotics are shit and piss for your health
what's most misleading is not these treatments but the way they are presented. "THIS IS LIKE A BLOOD PRESSURE MED FOR SOMEONE WITH A HEART DISEASE. YOUR BRAIN SOUP DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SALT IN IT AND THIS IS THE SALT. BUY BUY BUY BUY."
Yeah how about eat my ass.
Most people going through an emotional problem need emotional support, counseling, restructuring of their lives and increased positive socialization.
Corporations don't like talk therapy because it's basically mom-and-pop psychiatric treatment. There's no money for them to make in it.
Insurance companies don't like talk therapy because a lot of talk therapists are wankers, a lot of the patients are wankers, and often nothing is accomplished. There's no way for the insurance company to know that the talk sessions are going to have any effect, and even when they have a tremendous effect that saves the patient's life, they (for good reasons) don't trust the therapist saying this as clinical evidence
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how to navigate social situation 2017-02-27 05:28:43 Post No.18085450
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how to navigate social situation
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This female coworker wants to smoke weed and listen to music with me. She mentioned it. We've been talking for long hours and disclosing things about ourselves. I've managed to be honest about the negative parts of my life while still highlighting the more impressive parts.
How should I initiate this? I was thinking about leaving her alone for a while and then mentioning it.
Sometimes I switch to disinterested or annoying/unattractive mode just to mess with her. Last time she ran after me while I was walking away, and she usually seems stressed when I start acting gross.
We could talk for a few hours, maybe a week from now, and then I'll say, "Do you still want to get high and listen to music?"
My only weed connect might be bitter that I am talking to a female. Should I tell her to bring the weed and I'll bring the music, then present her with like a $10 to cover the weed? (We're lightweight.)
>Why do you sound fucking square?
I don't normally smoke, and I'm very socially withdrawn...I want to get this right. This girl is physically perfect, and maybe a bit of a unicorn in the personality department.
I don't want to go into too much detail, but I really like this girl as a person, and even if she's not attracted to me getting to know her would be really fun.
Any advice thanks.
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>>18085450
if she wants to hang out like you said she does, then do it, don't hesitate. The fact that you didn't capitalize on it when she mentioned it is bad on your part. You should have asked her to chill after work that day/night.
Or do one better and bring a spliff to work and pass it around out by the dumpster with her.
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>>18085508
>didn't capitalize
we were both going home, for sure, but I will try to capitalize
>bring the weed
I'll try harder to get the weed! I actually know four other people who might have some.
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>>18085524
Why are you so fixated on the idea that spending time with her outside of work has to involve weed?
I mean if she's interested in you, don't you think that what she would care about is spending time with you?
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>Try eating out my girlfriend, first experience ever
>Get her all nice and wet before going in
>Immediately overwhelmed by an overpowering sourness
>No other taste I can remember, just pure Warhead tier sourness
>Could only keep going for a minute or two before running off to the bathroom and rinse out my mouth
>Felt a little nauseous afterwards
There wasn't even any discernible smell or anything. Is pussy supposed to taste like this? I get every woman is supposed to be different but I can't understand how anyone can enjoy this.
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>>18085373
it's okay kiddo. You gotta learn to love that box.
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>>18085373
That sounds a bit extreme, but it's supposed to be like that to a lesser extent. It's not ice cream, but oral sex is satisfying for both sex. For me, it's more of
> Oh yeah, I'm turning her on
> That turns me on
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You're probably blowing it way out of proportion
It's supposed to be slightly sour, with mild salty and sweet notes
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How do I stop being so prudish?
My girlfriend dressed in a slutty outfit for me when I got home, she was sucking on a banana. I lost my temper and called her a fucking disgusting slut, then went on about how ashamed I was.
She cried and locked herself in the bedroom.
What's wrong with me?
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>>18085274
She was doing it only for you, it's not slutty.
Hell, the most religious Muslim guy would be fine with his wife being sexy in the bedroom.
You have serious issues
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>>18085293
I'm aware
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>>18085309
Is she your first gf ever or did you have more gfs before?
Were you brought up really religiously?
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What should I do tonight?
>rewatch Akira
>watch through G Gundam
>play Pokemon Black
>write my shitty novel
tyvm
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always create anon even if it's absolute shit
I believe at you
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>>18085203
>literally kys
wheres this option
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>>18085308
Not tonight, maybe sometime else
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Could I get through the whole Algebra section on Khan Academy studying 1 hour a day for 4 months?
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>>18085026
better start and find out.
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why are you doing that?
I am actually going through the precalc part thinking about going back to school.
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>>18085051
Because I'm going back to school this Fall. Studying for the placement test, so I can test into the Pre-calc course. I've already taken elementary and intermediate algebra at a previous CC so I remember a decent portion of it. But the "college algebra" part is new to me.
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Am I in the wrong? Did I take advantage of her? I'll TLDR it after my story.
Last night a friend of mine invited me out to a bar. We've been friends for over 10 years. Like a sister to me. She got really wasted. I wouldn't let her walk home by herself, she lived about 10 blocks away from the bar, and she was stumbling. Could barely stand up. She fell down quite a few times. Mind you, I walk EVERYONE home. Not just girls. I make sure EVERYONE gets home when they are drunk.
When I dropped her off at her house, she still was not sober. Her parents don't like it when she comes home really drunk. I stayed with her for an hour trying to sober her up, but she was really fucking gone.
While talking to her, she interrupted me and started kissing me. This happened about 5 times. I was drunk as well, and I knew what was going on. I hesitated, but after a second or two each time, I stopped her because I knew it was wrong. I never like to take advantage of people while drunk, especially women. Not only did she kiss me, she bit my neck and left a huge hickey. My neck is still sore. Feels like it's going to bruise.
I told a mutual friend of ours that we are both very close with that she has to stop drinking, and she's being really stupid. I told him everything that happened. The next morning, she had asked him what happened and he told her.
She wrote me a long message saying that she doesn't like me at all, and that she thinks I took advantage of her and now she is extremely upset. She has blocked me on Facebook.
Did I do anything wrong? She initiated everything.
tl;dr
friend(girl) gets too drunk, sucks my face and complains i took advantage of her.
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No
>disclaimer: I only read the TL;DR, and I have only heard your side of the story
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>>18084955
She is embarrassed and is blaming you to relieve her guilt. Fuck her.
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>>18084955
No you didn't she's retarded
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DO i look better now? I shaved my head. any chance for this almost 31 year old virgin to get laid?
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>>18084528
Shaved head definitely makes you look more attractive and badass.
No homo.
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>>18084528
look much uglier but that isnt saying much, sorry bro.
you can just settle for the female version of you
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Yup, looks great now. To give even more to the look you could even add some simple exercise. I'm not saying to beef up like a maniac but just a bit of lifting does wonders on certain people.
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So I'm fucking this girl and she's starting to ask shit like "what are we?" and "do you think I'm a slut?".
Of course the answer is yes she's a dumb slut to me, but I still wanna keep her around for sex. Should I trick her into thinking she's my "girlfriend" or just pretend to be confused or ignore her? She says I'm the best fuck she's ever had so I used to assume cock was enough for her. But now she's trying to cuddle me and shit and coos over children we run into. On Valentine's Day she wrote me poetry, bought me a watch, cooked for me, and even let me bust inside her ass.
The other girls I smash are mostly just enjoying our time together but this one is starting to get all mushy. Should I make her my main chick and just dodge her questions?
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>>18084481
urgh.
What a boring woman. Get rid of her
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next time she asks "what are we" say WE ARE FARMERS BUM DA DUM DA DUM DUM DUM
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She is in love and wants a relationship with you, you dumb fuck
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I don't know what i'm doing wrong 2017-02-26 09:48:34 Post No.18084161
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I don't know what i'm doing wrong
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I've been on several dates with 3 girls and each time I get to the 3rd or 4th date. They tell me that they don't like me enough to be in a relationship.
I have no idea why they are agreeing to go on a date with me, let alone 3, let alone messaging back and fourth if they actually don't like me.
They say all these great things about me, then just say but no thanks.
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you probably say goofy internet shit in real life or something. I know I'm guilty
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>>18084161
>I have no idea why they are agreeing to go on a date with me, let alone 3, let alone messaging back and fourth if they actually don't like me.
No one says they don't like you. They just don't like you enough to be in a relationship. They give you a few chances by going on 3-4 dates, but they can't keep leading you on forever. There's really no mystery here
On a related note: is the picture you posted a picture of you? Because I really would not be surprised if it was.
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>>18084164
It is not. A picture of me unfortunately
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Is my wife cheating or masturbating? Or is this normal discharge? Found them when I came home from a business trip yesterday.
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Cum on my boxers usually dries clear... Dunno if that helps at all.
Your pic does look like normal discharge.
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Looks like an yeast infection to me bro
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>>18083838
Its normal. I get white discharge when I'm ovulating
>>18083842
Its probably only a yeast infection if its cottage cheesy, which I'm sure would make the wife realize somethings up.
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best friend ignoring me 2017-02-26 04:32:32 Post No.18083395
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best friend of 3+ years (who is female) ignoring me and blocked me on facebook and other social media's after she broke up with her boyfriend.
Ive only ever been there for her multiple times and countless hours on phone and 50k+ messages and inside jokes, like best friends/10
a little back story, during her relationship she kissed me multiple times (when drinking and when her boyfriend would do stupid shit and try to break up with her) and would hold my hand in public when it was just us two, hold my arm and cute couple shit like that, like hopes were high my dudes, she boosted my confidence so much and i fell for her hard.
Anyway, she sent me messages not long ago at a party saying she would fuck me if i bought us a hotel room, (we were both a little tipsy when texting) her boyfriend right next to her too, i said when shes single im keen. week later her boyfriend breaks up with her because of other reasons and she said that shes afraid i have OTHER intentions about her then we have a little convo and ends well in a hug and goodbye, then cuts off all communications blocking me on social medias and her snake friend messages me saying i took advantage of her and shit like that, Anyway i feel like a depressed piece of shit right now and hopeless as fuck because she is still talking to all my friends like nothing has happened and she hasn't personally said anything to me
PIC UNRELATED SOZ
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>Ive only ever been there for her multiple times and countless hours on phone and 50k+ messages and inside jokes, like best friends/10
No one cares about your score. Being a good person doesn't mean she will be good back. Heck, she cheated on her boyfriend with you several times. She is not a good person. What did you expect?
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>when a girl uses you as the side nigga with no regard for your needs emotions and feelings, cheats on her boyfriend, and frames herself as the victim to her friends when she was the infidel in all this, so by some stroke of luck this toxic piece of shit voluntarily ejects herself from your life but you're sad because pussy
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>>18083395
now you know not to be friends with girls, especially ones you're into.
I found out a few days ago I was pregnant. My bf and I knew we were probably
Going to get an abortion. I told him not to tell anybody because I lcant seal with that. It's only been 2 days since I found out, and his friend tagged him in a meme about babies thing and it's obvious he told his friends I'm pregnant.
I don't even know what I suppppsd to think or do. Aren't you not supposed to tell anyone ur pregnant for three months anyway, in case you miscarriage or something? And he tells them the day of, when we are considering aborting it
I feel so awful what should I do or say :/
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You should clean your fucking room.
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Get an abortion and dump him, because he's not mature enough to have a child and be in an adult relationship
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Kill yourself after you give birth to the baby, murderer.