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>>18087953
The bottom line is practice
That's the point of the course

But in the mean time remember that it's just a game
You're playing a game, they're playing a game
Look at them, sitting there, not doing anything
They're playing a role
Like you are
It's like charades or anything else
Nobody there is "real"
They're all acting some way because of the circumstances

>>18087953
I pubclicly speak as part of my job in a military environment.

Practice. Taking a slow, deep breath before hand helps but really the most important and only thing is practice.

>>18087959
Shit anon, you're right. Maybe I should stop taking it so seriously. I'm a bit of a try hard...meanwhile those who do it effortlessly make it seem so easy. Maybe I should think of it more as a game.

I will continue to practice though. I had a speech today that went...meh. Not terrible nor profound. Rather blah. I've been beating myself up over it all night ugh. I practiced for days leading up to this moment and it was so fucking mediocre.

Have a bottle of lotion.
Masturbate.
Take a welding rod and insert into urethra.

Can't ejaculate due to obstruction.
After about 5-6 times, hole is wide enough to produce massive load.
If gf is not satisfied with volume dump her ass. In a river. Wrapped in a carpet.

>>18087944
Just fuck her twice then. I cum on like two minutes. Then I rest, chat for a bit, and go back in for seconds.

This question is asked far too often. I shouldn't be the only one to figure this out...

>gf complains

Firstly, sorry you had to experience that.

Okay, solutions. Cock ring, cock rings help a bit, they force more blood into the shaft and increase size a bit as a result. You can try pills like extenze too. Or you can try a penis enlargement pump, it basically draws fat into the penis and decreases sensitivity by a huge factor, also increases size (especially the medical pump kind). However, there are people who say penis pumps can screw up your dick, I've used em and haven't had a problem really, but it's a possible side effect(?) Another alternative and probably the healthiest of all, is simply stop fapping, if you do so, even if you do so rarely, stop all together. You should also try stimulating the muscle that allows you to discontinue your pee stream, stimulate it every now and then.

Good luck.

You get used to it
And don't drink coffee

>>18087876
I have the same problem on weekends but not on weekdays, when you don't have a reason to wake up you don't really get to it.
I recommend setting an alarm on your phone for when you want to wake up, set the volume high, use a song that starts pretty fine but gets pretty loud after a few seconds; there you go, you now have to wake up fast in order to prevent your neighbors from complaining.

Consider yourself lucky.

If I wake up too early I feel physically ill. Bad enough that if I so much as take a sip of water I run the risk of vomiting. I also get really bad drymouth and want that sip of water. This happens until the point where my body says its time to wake up and then I start feeling better.

Doesnt matter how much sleep I get. The only thing that matters is the time. I can get 2 hours sleep and wake up a 11 and only feel tired or get 8 hours sleep and wake up at 8 and feel like shit.

Are you fucking 16?

I... I don't understand the problem here

>>18088011
hes 16 obviously

smile more.

>>18087807
Anon, you sound exactly like one of my friends, except that he has friends.
He asks me "How do I talk to girls?" and often complains about people not wanting to interact with him or being fake with him for (insert reason).
The conclusion that I've reached from my personal experience of living in this planet is that people are superficial as fuck and always have ulterior motives.
If you can't draw peoples attention, positively btw, then they won't want anything to do with you.
My friend for example looks like a NEET who spouts autistic shit from time to time so people won't really want anything to do with him.
Improving yourself might work. Then again the problem might not be you but the people that you're trying to befriend, can't really judge without context...

Join the military or something? Group of men and women with the same end goal. Plus money?

>>18087779
Are you a NEET? Any friends?

Well you're stuck with you for the duration of your time in this mortal coil so might as well love yourself if anyone. Also Jesus.

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>>18087816
No, I'm in uni, and I have a decent amount of friends. I feel like sometimes they can be a bit condescending, because they think I'm a weirdass, but I'm 99% sure it's just me overreacting. I used to talk to a few girls, but it kinda fizzled out since every time I meet them it's just awkward silence. I have social anxiety (not bad, used to be much worse) and I suffer from anxiety (like I am right now), but my reputation isn't really that bad.

I just really fucking hate myself. I am constantly surprised by the amount of attention I get and the amount of friends I have. Nothing seems to ever work. I am too much of a sperg since I never talked to girls in high school that when they started talking to me I was too much of an autist to know how to flirt (I remember when they'd give me hugs I'd stand there like a fucking tree) or move in. I want to shoot my mirror image every time I walk in the bathroom. I'm not a cuck so I'm not suicidal (yet) but it's eating me alive.

Stop worrying about a long term relationship. Worrying if a girl you're dating is going to be with you long term almost always guarantee she won't. Girls hate feeling pressured. Worry about dates, not girlfriends.

Also sort yourself out. Focus on improving yourself, don't stress about this girl. You don't have to do anything.

>never had gf
>girl likes you
>want long term gf
anon this is seriously the best chance you have
don't feel like you're lowering your expectations, treat it like the beginning of your dating life
and if this girl is great maybe it will turn into a long term relationship

>>18087775
If she likes you enough, and provided she's naturevenough, she'll turn a casual relationship into something bigger herself. A lot of serious relationships start out less than serious. Date her, anon. See where it goes. Dating her now isn't going to rob you of the ability to date people in the future.

>>18087718

Either she is telling the truth and there is no way you will get involved with her or she has constructed (consciously or not) a personality around being asexual, in which case she has some significant mental issues and you are better off not getting involved. Go meet some new people.

>>18087718
>asking an asexual, depressed, suicidal fatty to prom
>she sucks friends dick anyway
Wew lad
Don't buy into this shit anon. Get yourself out of there fucking asap.

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>Asexual
>Issues out the wazoo
>Sucking dick "but doesn't enjoy it or care about it"
Moooooove the fuck on
That is not worth the energy
Try again in a few years when she sorts her crazy out

>>18087670
high school janitor

or you could be a bus driver

Guardfag here, don't join the National guard or reserves. Be free with your 214, run motherfucker and never look back

Go to a sluthouse

>selfbump

>>18087611
rat poison into her tea

gg ez

Does she acknowledge that she is an alcoholic? Or at least acknowledge that she has a problem? Does she has other mental problems as well?

The best thing you can do is to let her know that you'll help her, by whatever means. Getting her into AA might be the best first step.

Also, as you said, because she has no self control, you shouldn't be mad at her for binge drinking or falling back. Alcoholism is an illness.

Good luck.

>>18087606
masturbate

Ice

Also, if it's too swollen, you can drill a small whole on your nail to drain the blood out (seriously)

Cold and compression.

>you can drill a small whole on your nail to drain the blood out (seriously)
This might be necessary to avoid the nail popping off your thumb if it swells too much.

>>18087538
Have IT record the error to ensure a paper trail in the event of identity theft or misuse.

You know just in case.

>>18087538
why, that seems logical. I mean, people in one area share some common traits and thus are more likely to act similar. So that implies that it's more likely to find two people with the same name in the same city, than in two completely different ones. Also, the last name spreads with the family and the family likely stay mostly in one place.

Also, nice story. million times better than that "how to talk to that girl/boy" spam here

>>18087547
IT probably had to open a ticket for it.

Also, I find myself feeling very tired in my head after, with a numb kind of headache. But then again I'm almost always tired. Unrelated, I think.

>>18087511
nah. As long as you are just holding your breath yourself without any tools or choking you will be fine.

Your body will actually make itself pass out way before brain damage.

>>18087511
i doubt what you're doing will cause serious permanent damage but i wouldn't keep doing it

>>18087378
>What are the chances of this working out?
not good.
>What should I do?
you labeled yourself as easy or a 1 nighter. I mean he might be cool if you ask him to date or shit. but you have to make the move at this point.

Dont shit where you eat

You'll always get attached to people you're having sex with. You're sharing an intimate moment with somebody you think is really attractive and when you have sex you both feel like you're really into each other.

To not get attached from something like that is impossible.

It makes more sense to stop wasting your time and instead just get a boyfriend instead of doing this. The boyfriend sex is hotter because it's with somebody who's really into you on levels a casual encounter doesn't have. And that makes the sex way hotter. You don't have to worry about getting attached or whatever because it's your boyfriend. Get attached as much as you like.

It's better to get experience with boyfriends anyways. You want to go through all these relationships with different boyfriends to get enough experience to make the relationship work by the time you meet Mr Right.

To not want a boyfriend because you don't want to get attached or commit to anything makes little sense. If it's somebody you really like as a boyfriend then you'll absolutely love committing to spending more time with them. It'll be a good thing.

So yeah go get a boyfriend.

>>18087352
If you don't live together just say that you have been together for a while and you just are not feeling it and you feel you are wasting each others time. If you live together you are in for a mess.

>>18087362
Fuck I forgot to mention we live together.

>>18087367
So how would breaking up work? Are you able to stop living together? You might want to investigate what your options there are going to be first.