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28 year old hiring manager here. I've seen and dealt with a lot of shit in the workplace. Ask me any of your questions about being hired, experience, work mindset, etc.

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So, my girlfriend and I are probably going to have sex soon (for the first time). I'm just scared I'm not going to satisfy her. My penis is 6 inches on a good day. For some reason I'm not getting a good boner. It's just small. Just last week I had to go to urgent care, because apparently I got epididymitis. I don't know if thats affecting it. I just don't know what to do. She tried sucking me off yesterday, but I kept telling her no. I felt like she would not be satisfied with it. I like her a lot, and I want her to feel satisfied also.

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So there was this girl that i dated for a couple weeks and I thought everything was going ok.

Then one day she says that her parents don't want her to date anyone, so I say whatever and we stop talking for a while. I really liked her though so I kinda feel shitty and I want to know what I did wrong.

I can get if she lost interest or whatever but now she's talking to me when I see her and just flirting with me and its kinda weirdi g me out...

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Backstory:
>Have been dating a girl secretly for a few months (reasons I can't go into).
>One of my friends is one of her best friends and doesn't know about it.
>He had a crush on her for a few years, but she wasn't interested.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago:

>Sitting at my place with girl having a few drinks.
>Said friend and others turn up uninvited (they'd been calling me to come out with them the whole day).
>Friend drunk as fuck, and is obviously surprised but tries to act like he's cool with it.
>He ends up being a fuckhead to her telling her to shut up the whole night, gets handsy with her and slaps her on the ass.
>He slaps me lightly in the face a few times before I warn him not to do it again.
>Girl and I leave to get dinner, come back.
>He is saying lewd shit about continually asking if we have sex etc.
>He slaps her in the face.
>I sit there shocked doing fucking nothing except for asking if she's okay.
>Room mate eventually threatens to choke him out and he calms down.
>We leave.

I regret not punching him in the face every day since that night, and feel pretty ashamed of myself. If it were a stranger I would have, but the fact remains that I shouldn't have let him even touch her in the first place. Even though she said she was okay afterwards, I have a feeling that she just didn't want to make me feel like I did wrong.

At risk of making it seem like a huge drama, I want to tell her that I don't want anyone to disrespect her like that again and sort of apologise for failing. Is this a good idea?

There's also the problem of her best friend (my friend). This guy has driven away at least 3 people from my friendship circle and I've been blind to his negative influence until now. Everyone lets him get away with it and I have been the biggest enabler of his shitty behaviour. How do I fix this, and also try and explain this to my girlfriend without it screwing my life up?

Go easy on me, this shit has been ripping me up inside for the past few weeks.

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These people I live with can open up a pharmacy with the pills they collect.
They are also very knowledgeable about drugs.
Two days ago at around 5pm in my room, randomly feel extremely drowsy and kinda aroused, fall deep asleep.
Wake up 2hrs later very groggy with headache & ears ringing.
>Still have headache/toothache two days later.
How can one find out whether or not their being drugged?

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I have bed bugs and I sprinkled diatomaceous earth all over my apartment before the exterminators (that my landlord is paying for) come. Is this going to get me in trouble? Should I vacuum it up before they get here?

I live in Arizona by the way.

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I read on this board that "Alcohol, in regulated quantities, is form of self-love." Is this true? Keep in mind, it is a great crime to lie to a king.

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There's this girl that my friend dated and she likes me and I kinda like her too, but If I were to start dating her then It would become weird with my friend. People who have experienced this, is it really worth for me to date her?

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I can look back and say that I've never been popular with women. And it makes sense: I'm not very attractive, I'm introverted, not very dominant and I'm pretty pessimistic. If you're wondering, I have indeed asked a few out and it didn't work out too well. Except that I did date a girl for a few months when I was in college.

It was fun and she was very kind, but after a while I began sabotaging myself. After many years of just being bad at life, having someone be romantically interested in me didn't make any sense. And so I found some lame excuse to break up with her. And I can't really forgive myself for wasting her time like that. Not only that but she had this ability (or maybe I'm just an open book) to see things that I try to hide from other people, like my pessimistic attitude toward things. The vulnerability of it all really sucks, especially after the fact.

So I've been working on killing romantic feelings for anyone if they start to appear. It usually involves me not talking to them anymore. I know some older people who are divorced and alone and they seem like they're very comfortable with themselves and I would like to be like that.

It's just that occasionally when I'm alone, when I meet someone attractive or someone I get along with, this switch turns on that entertains the idea of dating someone and I can't make it stop.

Any Advice for this?

Before anyone entertains the idea that I shouldn't give up, let me make this clear - I don't have the mental ability to do it. I think that it requires a decent amount of self worth and mental stability and I just don't have it despite working really hard at it.

Help a guy find some resolve, please.

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Why am I always have feelings for men who are married?
Anyway is it possible when I feel the attraction he can feel it too?
I never act on it or being flirty, I sometimes just looking at them.

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I want to hire a private investigator. The only catch is, I am investigating myself.

Someone threatened to go to the police, and I want to hire someone to look me up in law enforcement records to see if a report was filed.

My concern is that most private eyes are either former cops or have some relationship with law enforcement. The person I live chatted assured me that the police would have no way of knowing they are looking through their records. But what is to stop them from just reporting to the cops that I hired them to do this? They are a licensed, legit private investigator, so are there protections against this happening?

Am I just being paranoid?

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hey guys how do I get Stalin hair without showing the barber a picture of Joseph Stalin?

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Will I die younger if I never experience love/relationships?

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How do I forget about her? It really hurts.

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How can I cure my gf's depression?

My gf's depression and anxiety has gotten pretty bad, she used to be more affectionate and she would put up with me sending her stupid memes everyday. Now she wont even skype with me nor go through the effort of planning on how to get her to visit me during spring break.
I am starting to get pissed off and wonder if she is cheating on me because she's been going out with friends at night, while I stay at home watching anime and playing vydia gaymes.
>Inb4 muh machismo
Statistics say that depressed women are more likely to cheat.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/love-and-sex-in-the-digital-age/201310/women-who-cheat-relationships

She used to text me everyday, and we would text all day long, this is not the case anymore, probably because of school or she has lost interest or is too depressed.

I wouldn't write all of this but I have noticed the next red-flag:
-We planned to either get her to visit me, or I should visit her, but she is making little to no effort to get her mom to allow her to do either.

-She is pulling some SJW bullshit because unfortunately she is too empathetic.

-Doesnt want to skype anymore, not make effort to do so.


I dont know what to do, I dont know how to calm her down during her panic attacks because I am unable to feel what she feels.

Sometimes I get the urge to go to the bar and fuck a random bitch, but I cant do this to her, however at the same time I need to calm my sexual urges.