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>>18092037
standing can be fun

best way to spice it up is a new gf tho

>>18092043
By standing, you mean pick her up? If so, we tried that and it's fucking hard. I'm not a very strong guy.
Doggy while standing is obvious.

>>18092037
Always go full kama-sutra ..

Eh I'd just brush your teeth, gargle, take a mint and go on with your day. Wash your face if you're really nervous. Or ask your guy to check your breath for you. I don't think it's a real thing beyond still having sweat/juices on your face.
Besides, if this would be a thing for women, what to think of men who actually get all up in there with their face?

>>18091947
Penis breath is a thing, but it fades fast. Just brush your teeth

>>18091947
I always have this problem where I eat a girl out, shower but forget to wash my mouth and only after I leave my home do I notice the pussy smell in my nose

But after all I'm more proud than embarrassed

maybe you liked him but didnt understand your feelings towards him?

>>18091895
If you kept hanging out with him, how are you in a position to be missing him?

I think you left out a major part of the story.

>>18091895
How can you not know what you are doing while his dick is in your mouth?

>>18091815
You worked as a developer for 17 years at the same place? That's pretty damned long. I'm a junior in CS and I think for newer devs, yes. But for you maybe just list it with other stuff, might not want to put it as a big part of your resume. But obviously take this with a grain of salt, I don't know a ton about the industry.

Check out www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions

They exaggerate a lot but they've helped me with my resume for internships.

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>score about 8000 on stackoverflow
>side projects
>doing this job for that long

Teach me how to be you. Currently learning programming and going for data analysis minor, however, I am one of the worst in university group with my grades and ability to solve tasks. I understand I won't see people who graduate with me, but it bothers I wouldn't be able to compete.

>>18091815
You should at least mention it somewhere. If not in the CV, mention it in the application or interview.

delve deeper into the sciences

i'm not kidding

>>18091798
Sounds like you crave a spiritual experience (as gay as that sounds)

You can be spiritual without being religious.

Go eat a few grams of mushies on your lonesome and get to feel that side of you.

You don't need any particular religion or their Gods to be spiritually fulfilled

No, tongue doesn't do that I tried. You can get a frenectomy if you have one, but they'll deny you surgery because they think you don't 'need' it

>>18091805
So if I stretched it with weights I'd only get a fizzured tongue?

>>18091812
It's weird because I've tried it but I see people online are doing it

google "tongue stretching" be careful

Clear your browser's history of 4chan. If you are not using browser for much besides 4chan, make the icon less accessible, so your muscle memory doesn't bring you online.
The real question you should ask is how to fill your day with something you'll find fulfilling in the long run.

>>18091788
>The real question you should ask is how to fill your day with something you'll find fulfilling in the long run.
Yeah, that is the real question.

I've fallen on and off the path to self improvement over the past few years. Trying to spend my days doing productive things like studying, reading, learning a language. Just doing something that's beneficial to me in my free time rather than rotating between video games, 4chan and fapping.

I know it's unrealistic to expect myself to spend all my free time working on myself. Sometimes one needs to cut back and relax. I just feel 4chan is such a distraction and time sink for me. More so than anything else I do.

I do like 4chan sometimes. You stumble upon the occasional interesting post/thread. But those threads are so few and far between. They happen just often enough that they keep me hooked in.

Someone once suggesting going to r/4chan on reddit. You basically get the highlights of 4chan without any of the shit you have to wade through on the main site.

>>18091779
I wish I knew. It's scary how much I probably would have done had I not come on 4chan.

Holy shit, the exact same thing happened to me. You've just got to wait for the right person.

>>18091764
>Is this what being a normie Chad is like? Anyone else have a similar transformation? Will I just know when the right girl comes along?
Face the facts OP, you enjoyed something when it was scarce, but now that's it's abundant it is not enjoyable anymore. There is really no such thing as "the right person", so waiting for this fake person isn't going to do you any good. The reality is that everyone just settles at some point with a satisfactory person, but not with an optimal person (i.e. "the right person")

you wise guy OP. I dont believe a god damn thing you just said.

Enjoy your hand you fucken chode.

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>>18091761
Also how do I get over cracked feet? My skin is generally very dry and I try to combat it by using a lot of moisturizers but nah it's still dry. Been at it for several years. I think 25% of my money has been spent on moisturizers or other crack creams.

Wear socks

>>18091761
Classical conditioning? Just get some food you can't like, and every time you pick, take a spoonful of the food. Should fix this problem in about a week

>>18091757
Give them a half answer that's boring and they won't bother asking any further

>>18091757
Have you tried lying? If someone asks what are you doing this weekend, why can't you just say "oh, I'll be watching some TV and catching up on some of my reading. I'll also be hanging out with sole friends on Saturday, and getting some drinks"

>>18091757

Just use some generic non-answers like "I haven't thought about it". Obviously what works best depends on the question, but it's usually really easy to answer something without actually saying much.

I think it depends on the time frame, did this happen at the beginning of the relationship or more recently ?

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>>18091701
it may surface in time, but how did you learn of this? If there is a date for the wedding give her an ultimatum to tell him or you'll tell him. If people use sex (something sacred) for their own selfish wants, they won't sacrifice in marriage (even more sacred) because they've been acting according to their wants before the good of the other. It wouldn't be wrong to confront her, but it would be advisable to pressure her to to tell him. If she refuses, I'd recommend telling him. Better a fight now then 5 years from now AFTER they've gotten married and AFTER they've had 4 kids. There are too many broken marriages. (Mainly because people don't treat anything sacred these days, why should marriage be of any value) Really makes my neck vein burst

>>18091708
More recently. I would feel the same way regardless of the time frame though.

>>18091712
She told me. There isn't a date yet so in all honestly I'm hoping the issue will resolve itself but it's been a while now and it seems less and less likely that will happen. She knows I disapprove and I've told her that she needs to either tell him or break up with him (which she seemed to agree with at the time), but things have drifted back to the way they were. Maybe I need to press the issue, but our friendship has definitely changed since we initially spoke about it so I don't really know where to go from here.

>>18091699
Heres some background on me as well.

>very fit, gym 6 days a week.
>get attention easily from girls
>keep to myself
>have a job that im lost in but is very stable
>never travelled
>have been in a dark place and depressed in the past so I do know what it feels like
>have a decent family
>one girl im very close with
>know a lot of people but have close friends at all

Literally nothing going wrong.

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>>18091699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_M-ychkTA&t=48s

Here

>>18091706
See you in 40, I'll let you know Im not entirely religious and I dabbled a lot in philosophy. My problem is I just dont want anything or care for anything to a degree, I've accepted that human nature is selfish as we d things for ones self no matter what even if you truly break it down, doing it for God is still doing it for yourself as it gives you something... my issue also is that I have become extremely nihilistic and that the only thing I want is freedom from a waged based society as I get nothing from it. Then again I end up second guessing myself and then fall into that void of not knowing anything.

I will watch this though.

That might be best, to leave her alone for a little while. However, I don't know the situation so, it's a little bit hard to make a judgment based on what you posted. If you don't mind, maybe a short explanation/summary of what occurred might be helpful?

>>18091702
It's kinda hard to explain, and will probably sound kinda silly when explained this way.
We all pretty much talk in the same chat together, and we have a few other mutual friends. A bit ago, her (we'll call her Ava because I don't want to give out any names) and one of my other very good friends (calling her Olivia) got in some fight or whatever, and they've not been on the best of terms since. And Olivia made another room, which is one more active and has all the same people in it as in the other one, minus Ava. Ava found out this was happening, and asked me about it. She was super worried that people were bitching about her and shit. I went over and searched the group and it showed that there were absolutely zero messages even mentioning her name (taking a screencap of the nil results) to show that there were clearly nothing about that in the chat. I had completely forgotten, however, she has had massive ass problems with abandonment in the past (like she goes to therapy for the shit), and I guess she drew the conclusion that we don't even think of her anymore, and we forgot about her existence.

I understand, this is a really difficult thing to deal with, especially our friend group that probably has quite a few people I understand, this is a really difficult thing to deal with, especially our friend group that probably has quite a few people. A similar thing happened to me when I was a little bit younger except it was with a group IM. The best thing to do is to not give her distance in less you want to be distance from the group. It might be good if you personally reach out to her and talk to her, but don't try and get her involved with things of the whole group. She most likely feels a little bit betrayed that her friends would go off and willingly allow a group to be made with everyone besides her, so she may want some time to yourself, and it's important for you as her friend respect that. Don't cut her off entirely, because if she wants to chat with you, or she wants to hang out occasionally, that could actually be really helpful for her, because it's letting her know that she still has friends in the group.

You shouldn't become a truck driver just because you hate high school. If you're an intelligent person and you don't want to be around rednecks, then you should get a job that isn't going to be filled with stupid assholes.

Picking up a trade isn't a bad idea, but you should do it properly. You might be working for 50 more years at it. There's no rush to be a plumber tomorrow.

Look up a list of careers, jobs, and trades and see which one appeals to you most then find out how to become one. Since you don't want to go to college - you're actually in a great position to go to college. You can go to a cheap one, you can just focus on the work, and you don't have to do a subject that is academic heavy or pointless. A small amount of student debt is ultimately a very good investment if you study the right thing.

You can often avoid 'college' altogether, but like I said you might be working for 50 years. For some types of advancement even as a tradesmen not having real qualifications is almost inconceivable. You may not need college to get those qualifications but you probably can't avoid any type of studying entirely.

truck driving sucks. look into your local construction unions. carpenter, electrician, laborer, whatever floats your boat. Plumber is obviously a good choice, I'm just giving you some other options.

But don't become a truck driver.

>>18091652
If you're in the US it's not a bad idea to have a CDL but, repeat after me, I WILL NOT HAUL SHIT FOR A LIVING AS A TRUCK DRIVER. If you want to be stuck with meat heads do become one other wise, NO.

Go to a rehab mate. Smokeing weed isnt the problem but being addicted to it is. If you really want to use less weed you should do it. Its hard but it will help you. Gl with it mate

That's not a thing

If you immediately experience severe symptoms when the chemicals leave your system the weed is treating some problem you have

See a doctor

this 200% does not exist unless you are some kind of mega bitch of epic proportions pls kys