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>>18687945
Looks like an ingrown hair.

>>18687950
Oh god thank you sweet Jesus I thought I was a wart

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>>18687952
I don't think it looks like a wart, but I don't have any first hand experience with those myself. I do have a lot of experience with ingrown hairs, and it can take a while for the actual hair to get near enough to the surface to see it. Did you shave recently before the bump appeared?

Also, the human body gets innocuous red bumps on it all the time. Genitals are no exception.

Does this happen when you jerk off or only during sex?

>>18687943
Both but when I masturbate I really let loose

You get "aggressive" when you masturbate? How does that even work?

Because you are on here asking this question instead of trying to meet one at this very moment.

>>18687852

because you believe in psychics, as proven by you asking us to know why you can't get a girlfriend without any other information about you.

>lose weight
>learn to talk
>get more hobbies
>have confidence
>ect

try okcupid

>>18687850
You cant

i make it my mission that any girl i sleep with i try to ruin her for others

>chocking
>slapping
>gagging
>anal, anal to mouth

the best is making them lick my asshole, most of them are in after a bit of persuation

>>18687850
Tradcath girls. Admittedly they are really nrare and it means you will only ever be able to fuck her to procreate with her.
Other Christian girls in the Purity / True Love Waits movement, but of those in anonymous polls 90% report they at least fall once before marriage. That however means one in 10 of them still is a virgin.

>>18687801
Let me tell you a little story, male user. I catfish with attractive male pictures to screw with women because the're cunts.

dollars to donuts, if they're on a dating site they're either ugly as sin or a giant cunt, or possibly both.

If they're attractive and not a cunt, why aren't they getting anything in real life without resorting to dating sites.

Anyone with children is a no-no. They're innately saying they don't respect themselves or you.

Lastly, with my catfish accounts, I often get told "you're the only hot guy I've seen on this place so far".

Women think 80% of men are below 50% in the looks department. Do the math on that.

Remember, women, for all their prostations of objectification, are the actual chooser of mates. NOT men. Men cannot choose. They must keep hitting until one says yes. She chooses you.

This is normal behavior. Now exponentially increase that behavior by a dating site. Imagine a single woman in a bar, and a line of men come up to her one after the other looking for a date or a good time.

Not only will she grow to resent it and thus will resent you even if she accepts a date, she will also have such a highly inflated ego because "look, SO many men want me, I must be something (other than a gaping wet hole for dicks)".

You can't get a decent relationship out of online dating tinder or okc. If you're a thundercock chad you can get easy fucks, but you're not getting a relationship.

For my catfish profiles I was intentionally a dick. I wrote things like "I don't date chicks with kids" and other dickish things.

And I STILL got responses and flirting from women because the guy was muscular and facially attractive with a full head of hair.

Don't do the game.

>>18687822
The amount of truth and sincerity in merely a grain of this post is staggering.

Basically, OP, we're all going to die alone because various factors in society fucked up dating between women and men. Get used to the fact and invest in a fleshlight or Asian prostitute.

>>18687822
>prostations

*protestations.

>>18687800
You learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of using social media at all, but I would stop worrying about this guy. The scam probably involves threatening people, and not actually following through with said threats. It's been three years! Try to be rational about this. Being rational about this might calm your nerves a bit.

Just change your FB name and picture set everything to private and change where you live. Don't put any real info of you on there. Not hard. People take that shit too seriously and put their whole lives and family photos on for the public to see.

>>18687811
If everyone made this impersonal facebooks, using the site would have almost no purpose, except to interact with content pages and company pages. Basically, Facebook is shit, and using it correctly is giving all of their information away for no reason to a Harvard Jew who called all of the users "fucking idiots" or something like that.

No. His pupils are normal. Hair and skin appear normal. Are the bags under his eyes normally there?

Physical changes from most drugs don't appear until long term usage.

>>18687787
No the bags aren't this is his 2013 mugshot

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>>18687787
Sorry

>>18687654
You mean, you're gay, but anal hurts?

>>18687657
I'm technically speaking physically female and penetration hurts.

>>18687654

depends on the person. the fact that you're asking says that you find it hard to tolerate sex so go find out if you can live without the cuddle aspects.

>>18687651
Break up in a restaurant you never want to go back to again.

Lol as soon as you break up I think you will realize how integral to your life she is and will probably think of killing yourself. The fact that you don't want her with someone else is a good sign that you're actually emotionally codependent but you just don't know it. Think very carefully whether you want to inflict that pain on yourself and her.

I suggest you work on your current relationship and bring fun back into it.

>>18687661
Seconded. Have you actually tried to reignite whatever spark you feel you're missing?

>>18687520
I've buried so many pets
We fucked them up with domestication
Easy food
In their natural habitat they'd have died years ago

Love them and then take away their pain
They don't understand like we do. All they feel is pain. There is no "I am old, so this is normal".

Put her down. It's ok. She lived a great life of you loving her

>>18687531
>Put her down.
There's no where to take her on a Sunday night or on Labor Day to get her put down, unfortunately. Any death I could give her at home would be long and violent. She'd spend her last moments panicked that I'd turned so viciously on her. I don't think she's an extreme pain.

But I want to know if I should spend a lot of time with her or let her rest as much as she can. I think petting her keeps her awake and she doesn't even purr when I do it.

I just want to make the right choice for her.

>>18687520
Important: just because your cat is old and not moving much doesn't mean she's dying at this very instant. Think of old humans - they don't do much because they don't have the energy. It's normal. (Had to type this because a lot of people with animals are stupid and ya never know.)

If your cat is dying, make her comfortable. Keep her food and water bowls near her (who are you to say she can't eat or drink anything in her final moments?). Keep her area comfortable.

Important: you have an older cat and older cats don't keep warmth very well. If it's cool at all, make sure she has a warm place to rest.

>The best thing you can do for your cat as she nears death is to offer her a peaceful exit.

>Consider saying goodbye properly.
If your cat is near her end, it's hard to say if she'll be able to notice your motions, but emotionally, a proper goodbye on your part will help you in the long-run. If you spend any time with her in her final moments, speak in a calm and low manner, repeating her name.

>"Is this the right choice?"
We all handle death and the loss of our furbabies differently. You don't have to do anything other than what you can and want to do. You should ask yourself, "will I be happy after she's gone and I'm looking back on this moment if I leave her to rest in peace? Or will I be more happy after she's gone and I'm looking back if I say goodbye?" There is no "right" answer.

>>18687489
True sexual attraction happens instantly. There will be no mistaking it as instinct takes over. This is what people call "chemistry".

What you're describing is more the notion of modern european romance, wherein you court someone and attempt to get them to like you(some people will say this happens in animal land but the reality is that animals really just rape and the strongest usually reproduces). This is unlike eastern cultures where attraction is more of an afterthought to the union itself which is thought of in very practical terms, hence the arranged marriages.

As much as I hate to say this, being a woman you will have more options and all you really need to do is look pretty as the men are expected to do all the heavy lifting. The only time you will probably even want to do something will be with males that are already out of your league in which case you've already lost.

>>18687523
Hmm, I suppose my problem is that the distinction between who I find attractive and who I do not has more to do with personality (sense of humor, world view, temperament) and these things aren't necessarily evident immediately, especially if you're in a stressful and artificial environment like a date. I can filter out the uggos right away, but if I'm not really jiving with somebody who's otherwise passable I feel like maybe I should give them a chance or try to make it work.

>>18687544
If you are talking about strictly having sex then wtf does their personality have to do with that? Also, post face and we will rate.

You shouldn't celebrate early, erectile dysfunction is pretty common once you reach your mid 20's.

buy viagra.

>>18687377
Meh, just make sure you both understand that it's going to be awkward and silly at times. Don't take yourselves too seriously.
Jerking off today won't help much tomorrow.
As far as fucking her, everyone is different, just pay attention to how she reacts to what you're doing and you should be able to get a feel for what is feeling good for her. And just be open with each other.

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>>18687377

>My girlfriend is also a virgin

Also 24 and virgin.
Holy motherliving shit, this is my dream OP, you lucky bastard.

I have no valid advice obviously, but I'd just say relish, really relish, the situation you're in. Be happy and just relax. Focus on your girl and the fact that she's with you. That's what I'd do.

Good luck, brother. You'll do fine

>>18687351
Also I realized the only girls who do drugs are disgusting sluts but I need them and I'm ascended beyond normal humans I use them for a different purpose not to "turnnttt up xD" and fuck everything that moves

why would they take the risk if they dont have to?

>>18687360
Why would they date drunken hillbillies but not someone who has to do drugs to survive?

I even come as off a good guy and even that's offputting. I just think sober people are so retarded they look for abuse and drama.

Certain tricks*

>>18687347
Do you not know how penises work?

>I want to be able to stay rock hard without having to take breaks
That is not how penises work.

Have you considered hair implants?
A high school teacher of mine had one and it looked pretty good. He went from bald to a sort of start-of-receeding-hairline look.

>>18687205
try minoxidil

Embrace it. Trying to hide it is far worse and less attractive than being confidant about it.

Alternatively get a toupee or shave your head completely.