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Should I either:
A. Go full on degenerate (buying plushies/dolls and lots of sex toys, and possibly doing acts such as exhibitionism)
B. Chemical castration via drugs

Sex is not an option since finding a girl who would want to fuck me frequently over another guy is extremely unlikely. I'm not ugly, but I am certainly not a chad. Getting a girlfriend is not an option either.

I'm not interested in a moderate way since I would rather fix the problem.

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>23 years old
>homeless
>no one in my family knows
>I moved to california 2.5 years ago.. have spent all of my savings on motels/food
>down to my last bit of savings..
>I am mentally unstable
>which is ruining my relationship with GF
>she wont introduce me to her family, we have to sneak around because I stay at her house some nights without them knowing - since I'm homeless..
>most days I just pace back and forth thinking WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, while never actually doing anything
>I am scared of what my life has turned into
>I will stab myself in the knee with scissors until their is a huge gash and I am bleeding just to stop the negative racing thoughts
>diagnosed with depersonalization disorder/schizoid/ocd 3 years ago (before coming here)
>I just want to get my life back..
>use to want to travel, live on the road, work, learn how to surf, make art.. now I just want to stare blankly out the window all day fearing my own existence
>what the fuck I have wasted 3 straight fucking years of my life.
>at this point I feel I am experiencing extreme ahnedonia
what do I do? I really want to get better.. I want to be a normal person - go on vacations with my girlfriend and her family, not have to sneak around like a young teenager.. I am a fucking grown man with lots of recourses but find myself stuck a dark mental space that I cannot snap out of ever. should I go to an outpatient mental health program? should I get myself sectioned? I mean.. my whole life has been/is like a full self sabotaged, homeless, indecisive, miserable mess.. I want it to end.

Any advice will help ~

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Is it possible fix this shit tier skin that I got from shit genetics? It doesn't look half as bad without flash, but I'm still a raccoon in general.

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Alright quick recap
>be sperg self
>start talking with cutest girl in my class
>ask girl out on date
>she actually has stuff, but schedules a double date for the next week
>other couples fizzles, so she comes up with an excuse to get out of it
>I say "lol, its fine, maybe next weekend"
>she starts ignoring me this week, like not making eye contact, sitting in car instead of talking with my (admitably awkward) self.
>send her a snapchat, she does not reply
So here I am now. Its Friday and I'm debating what to do. Its my senior year in high school, and I want to have at least one relationship experience. Any advice?

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I uploaded a video less than an hour ago. In this video there was 0 music whatsoever, but directly after uploading it, it was delisted and demonetized several minutes later.

It's my understanding that the bots that scan for copyright music a) give you an option to dispute a claim, and b) will give you notification.

No notification was given to me. The only reason I even realized it was unlisted and demonetized is because I happened to click on my channel link, and saw that the video doesn't appear on my home page. I then clicked on video manager and saw that the video is listed within my content creator list, which mean that it wasn't deleted, just shadow removed.

I then clicked on "edit video" to see what kind of possible claim they could have created, even though it's 20 minutes of me talking to a camera with 0 (zero) music playing at all at any point. It's demonetized because it "includes copyright content" however there is no option to see what the supposed content is. With the direct link you can still see the video, however it is impossible to either search for or see from my home page.

There is no way in hell I could ever contact YouTube that they would care, so I tried tweeting at them. I doubt I'll get a response.

Something is seriously fucky guys. Not sure what I should do.

Here's the video for reference, it's about Pizzagate. https://youtu.be/KU05-iliK5o

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Life is fucking me in the ass with a two by four right now, and I can't have faith that it will pay off tenfold or whatever the bible says; I can't have faith, because spergs are incapable of experiencing a god even if one existed. Why shouldn't I sell all my shit, buy some tools and basic hobo gear, and become the guy from They Live?

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I think we need a background.
I am doing an entrance exam course to enter medicine school. It is expensive but I got a discount
Why medicine school? I was dumb and thought I wanted fame and money. Turns out I do want money, but I am not fond of the path it takes.
Also, I probably can't have tattoos while a doctor (I already have a few). So I finally acknowledge that I was seeking a lifestyle that doesn't suit me. I was blind and thinking these things matter, status and et cetera. You could say I was having an ego crisis as if I could pull something like that off.

I need to finish the course since my parents are paying and there is a fine if I bail out after it finishes.

So what I am asking is what do seek in my life? A mediocre job? College? Can I be happy not having all of what I have desired? I feel empty and dumb.

Maybe I am asking what I need to find happiness.... Really, anything helps, anons. I want to talk to someone about it

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Serious question dont really know where else to ask. Pls try to keep piss taking to a minimum.

So basically I am dating a retarded girl. She isn't a complete mong, she has a job (hotel receptionist) and she doesn't look fucked up in any way, but she probably has an IQ of 70 or something like. She isn't allowed to drive for example, but she can read to a degree and use the till at work, etc. She kind of talks a bit funny but not ridiculous.

I obviously didnt set out to do this. I met her on NYE when she was out with her friends and had a kiss and a cuddle in a club, got her number, one thing goes onto the next thing and ended up dating her. It wasnt obvious straight away she has wasn't the full ticket, she lives with her mum but she's an idiot and just thinks the whole thing is cute. It was only after I'd seen her a couple of times that it was obvious.

But the thing is, in some ways she is the perfect gf. She doesnt look fucked up in anyway, good body, at least 7/10. She literally does pretty much anything I ask her to. She doesn't nag me or complain about anything. She doesnt expect me to buy her stuff and is ridiculously grateful for anything I give her. She is just incredibly sweet and innocent.

And it isnt like I'm completely taking advantage of her. She's older than me (she's 25 I'm 23), I think she is happy being with me.

On the other hand, this whole thing feels kind of bad. And I probably sound very self centred but I dont want to hurt her. I also am not sure that this can be a sensible long term thing.

what do?
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>Start seeing this girl a little while ago
>Few months pass and she asks me to be her boyfriend and make things 'official'
>few more months pass and she says she still loves her ex
>try and clarify if she loves her ex or is IN love with her ex but can't get a clear answer
>say i don't want to see her romantically any more
>we keep chatting and she keeps telling me she has feelings for me that are still growing
>eventually she says she doesn't want to talk any more so she can get over me
>haven't spoken to her in 3 weeks

I miss her friendship a great deal. It's not even the sex or hanging out or anything.

What do, should I say something?

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How do you move to a big city as a poorfag? I'm talking sleeping on floors/sidewalks/buses/couches anything

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Anyone know anything about wheel bearings on cars? I drive a 2010 Toyota Corolla, 101k miles on it. At around 90k, mechanic said both front wheel bearings need to be replaced. When driving, I can barely hear the radio at near max volume, they start getting really loud around 45mph.

Only thing I'm worried about is I use this car to drive my 3 year old around and I was told the wheel could fall off any time.

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How do you deal with people/acquaintances/friends/coworkers that appear like they are friends with you but that are not?
Basically people that hang out with you from time to time but who also have another circle of much cooler friends that they would never let you into?
As in, sometimes this guy would eat lunch with us, but would also sometimes dissapear to eat with other groups of people. Now I don't care that he does that, but it's like he hangs out with us only when the other cool people are not available, and when they are available he really doesn't try to invite us with them.
It's pretty obvious that he considers us really inferior and lame compared to his other group.
In that case what do you do? Do you have to be proud and set things straight or do you pathetically attempty to rejoin the cool group ?
It feels like shit to be in this kind of situation

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When we first started dating we had really amazing sex really often, but after being together for two years it nearly stopped to zero. (Once every month or even less).
When we have sex my Gf got really shy and timid. For example when I eat her out now, she will put a blanket over me or shut out the lights; in comparison to that, when we started dating she hadn't a problem with outdoorsex where everybody could see us.
We talked about it and she told me she isn't really comfortable because we are so close emotionally so she worries how sex would be and how it affects us. (I sometimes have problems with premature ejaculation).
So my question is, how can I either get her confidence or wildness back?

And before she gets accused of cheating, no she doesn't, which I know with 100% certainty (for rational reasons other than trust)

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I'm currently employed and looking for another job. I have an A+ certification but literally every entry level help desk job wants 3-5 years of experience and a CS degree.

I still apply but never get any call backs. All helpdesk is , is doing support tickets and troubleshooting from a prewritten list.

I dont need a fucking compsci degree to do this, this is bullshit.

What can I do? I cant walk into a random office and ask for a help desk job, it doesnt work that way anymore - I've tried. They all want you to submit applications in online.

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Hello /adv/ I have a serious personality defect and I don't know how to fix it.

>in longterm moderately-happy relationship
>hyper sexual, have to get off at least 3 times a day
>hate porn, it does nothing for me most of the time
>GF goes to work on the weekends and I don't have much to do
>download something like whisper and chat and sext with whores, sometimes getting them to send me pictures or video
>feel terrible about it afterward, definitely not worth it
>try to quit, usually last a few months then slip up

It's been 3 months, but I just did it again this morning. I didn't actually get anybody to talk to besides "what are your kinks?", before they just started ignoring me. But I still tried to.

I'm disgusted with myself, however I have been put in a position to have sex with other women without getting caught and I firmly declined and got out of the situation.

I think cheating is a terrible thing to do, I don't want to be that person. But obviously I have terrible impulse control when I'm using my phone.

Am I at risk for physically cheating on my gf in the future? I don't see myself ever doing it, but I don't see myself as someone who sexts with whores.

Also, should I tell my GF about this or would it just scare her away? I want to be with only her, but for some fucking reason I am doing stupid shit and I have not pinpointed as to why.