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>>18689135
How well do you know her? Do you converse with her frequently when she's checking you out? Do you know her name and does she know yours?

The problem with asking out cashiers is that they have to be nice to you, it's part of their job. Some men mistake friendly customer service for flirting. If you ask her out and she refuses you it might be uncomfortable for her to check you out if you are a frequent customer.

That said, my coworker is constantly picking out her "future husband"s from our frequent customers and convincing herself that they are coming in just to talk to her. So it's possible this girl is waiting for you to ask her out if she's as thirsty as my friend.

>Walk up
>"Hi I don't know you and you don't know me but do you want to be happy or at least content with life?"
1 Yes
>Your straight? And your a female correct?
2 Yeses

(give her choices, never ask a say no question, you want as many minor yeses before you get to the major yes)

>Well my name is "bla, bla, bla" and I'm an eligible bachelor that believes there is a STRONG possibly I can improve the quality of your life and make you 500% happier!

>Could you make time for me tomorrow to meet with me? Lets say 12pm at the nearest starbucks so we can talk more about this wonderful opportunity?

(give her choices, never ask a say no question, you want as many minor yeses before you get to the major yes)

I've fucked two girls using this strategy, and got at least 15 different phone numbers.

Heres the secret to success, just get out there and meet the people. You need to meet numbers of new people to be successful. If you just met 20 females everyday, you would be swimming in sexually interested girlfriends.

Don't ever hit on women doing their jobs. Ever.

>>18688604
Better question is: why are you dating someone who won't wash his hands after taking a shit? Desperation?

I know it's harsh but if the dude is 30 years old and doesn't care about basic hygiene and gets offended when you are trying to keep him clean and without shit on his fingers, he won't change. If you are okay with dating someone like that, good luck. If not, dump him. He is a manchild to the extreme.

>>18688617

youre right. its not desperation, im just holding out for a change, i know thats not realistic. weve been together for a few years now, and he is a good person...ive been trying to weigh out the good v the bad. thanks for the feedback, i think breaking up has been a long time coming just trying to prepare myself for it.

>>18688604
>he wont wash his hands after he shits
that sounds pretty fucked up desu

Trade places with me. Stop being soft, you're living a dream. Enjoy it for what it is.

>>18688221
>why am I so weak?

No clue, but maybe you should stop. Just get up, go outside and check out places. Get to know your neighborhood. Go meet people, make some friends. Make the new place your home. You'll achieve nothing by being a whiney cunt. I've moved cities and countries multiple times and, trust me, once you make the effort to know a place and some people you'll feel much more at home.

>>18688226
>Stop being soft
I'd really like to.

>>18687678
You'd figure after constantly hearing that she's with a new guy and being away from her for 5 whole months would make me not care. But today is her birthday. And my fucking heart is tearing itself up thinking about what I'd do if I was still with her. How's I'd fucking go above and beyond for her today. And wondering if hes doing the same. Wondering if she's happier with him. Wondering what she thought when I decided to say happy birthday to her. Wondering when I'll find someone that makes me happy.

>>18687689
Why did you break up with her anon?

I feel like I need to say this,

People are allowed to criticize me or talk shit about me or do whatever they want as long as it doesn't infringe on my own freedoms. I'm not going to threaten them or sick my dogs of war on them. I'm not a monster, I'm not a dictator or fascist. I am pretty big on that whole free speech thing. People are free to have their own opinions without worry of persecution.

How do I get rid of my anxiety about attending college? I'm shooting for a bachelors, and getting into ROTC, but I'm having this awful fear of letting myself fail, getting discouraged, etc
College isn't that hard.. is it?

I'm a bio major who wants to go to med skool. Am I doing the right thing here?

>>18687563
You are but how are you separating yourself from the other bio major applicants for medschool?

It should be someone you know, not randoms online. Seriously.

>>18686686
How do you figure that? I don't know all that many people and those I do know probably aren't interested in it.

>>18686693
Because people online are shady. Think how shit the average man on Tinder is. Now imagine an average guy on a BDSM site tie you up. Mhm? mhm

Been in love with the same person for 10 years. Lives on the other side of the planet and treats me like I dont exist online, but is content with me whenever I visit. Nothing compares to this person. No matter how hard I try; it always come back to him. He acknowledges that I'am pain and wants me to stop. I cant; my mind has long decided that this was the person I was going to marry. I cant help but wonder what my life would have been like if I have never met him or if I grew up where he lives. The story still continues on.

Currently dating a girl right now. She's really cool, and I feel like we have a good connection. I have fun with her too.

However, she's bipolar has lied to me multiple times (about her past or small things..), has PTSD from a rape, anorexia, and anxiety..

I can deal with her illness mostly, the hard part is trusting someone who has cheated on all of her exes.

The sex is bomb though..

>>18682772
sounds tough,
im in a similar, tho far less extreme, situation.
3 years after the break-up, i dont want her back, BUT time spent with her is always so genuine,
i simply cannot hold back and approach her even tho she gives me little to no incentive cause of complicated reasons.
Wish i met somebody with whom id feel the same way..

It would help if you gave more context about this document

>>18691226
It's part of the application process for a driving delivery company.

>>18691241
I hope you mean hiring process because nobody signs an NDA in an application. Why the fuck would you sign a binding legal agreement in exchange for literally nothing at all.

Sounds like the NDA is generic cut & paste. Don't sign it anyway though.

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>>18691114
Can't change it, get out.

>>18691122
what if this person has been my friend for a long time?

>>18691130
Tragic

I don't see hair, just pores. If that's an actual pic of your leg, you're fine.

If you're really worried, you could always go buy a razor... they are cheap and extremely common.

>>18690992
If he is really into you he is not going to give a fuck if theres a couple of hairs on your legs. From the picture it doesn't look like you're a wookie or anything so you'll be fine. My gf usually keeps bald pretty much everyday but her hair and its great but I don't lose my mind when she let's her arm hair go for a couple of weeks because she has been busy.

>>18691017
>>18691025
don't listen to either of these posts, if this is a first impression scenario that is too much hair. Buy a razor and shave it off. If thats not possible don't wear shorts.

>>18690964
You have to check in and out at the front desk. For the type of hotel you need, you won't have to reserve a room ahead of time.

Depending on where you live, you might be able to get a hotel that charges by the hour. Just call and ask.

Also, if you live near hiking trails or wooded areas, you might want to consider just buying a tent and fucking in the woods.

>>18690973
Yeah I don't really live near by the woods. I wish though. Since I'm already asking questions, you know the price range (not by the hour)?

Most places charge by the night. And why would you expect a refund?

why do you want to kill yourself

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>>18690917
what problems are you running from?

>>18690925


I wish I had an easy answer...the short version is that almost four years ago my life pretty much ended, and every time I try to put everything back together it gets fucked up

>>18690748
sounds like he has an unrealistic idea for a relationship and he will die alone

>>18690748
were you dating him?

>>18690757
the thing is he is always talking about finding the one but he has incredibly specific wants... i thought i met half of those wants (we share a lot of hobbies) but i found out he wont date a girl if she only has an associates degree, i.e., me, because he needs them to have a bachelors at the least and that fucking hurts because he thinks so little of people like me to where he won't even consider them worthy of being a partner despite anything else, even if my degree is STEM.

>>18690758
no. i don't know if he knows i like him or not, but i'm constantly struggling with telling him and getting if over with, or just letting shit go because i don't want to get hurt, but it's like i lose either way. i don't know.

>>18690662
go to a Habs game in a leafs jersey

>>18690662
get a breathing mask, a tub and a gas canister with no oxygen in it like Helium. Hook them up together secure the mask to yourself. Breath till you die. Its like breathing air, body cant tell the different then you die of lack of oxygen. Make sure no one finds you for a day because if they save you, you will probably come back a retard.

>>18690662
>Montreal
Come to Nova Scotia and we will get drunk and fucked up together and you will want to live again.

I'd say it comes down to personal preference and how tolerable of a person you are.

Personally, I wouldn't want to have to share sleeping quarters with someone else. A shared bathroom I can deal with so long as it's clean.

Whatever people are prepared to put up with. There are places where 4+ people willingly share a room to cut down on costs. I personally wouldn't be prepared to share a room unless it was my SO, and I think most people are the same.

>>18690930
Well I have siblings, so I've only ever had my own room for maybe 2 years in my whole life