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>my home
Tell him to get out. Your property, your rules.

Tell him to just not bring it home or atleast in the living room. Bros before hoes

I would just tell him that I would prefer he don't bring her around me. Sounds like a fucked up situation to me. I'd never date a family members ex, or even a friend's ex.

Suck her top lip while she sucks your bottom lip, or vice versa

>>18091495
you're not gunna get a set of lego instructions, just go with it and when your teeth bang together you smile and giggle and go back at it

>>18091447
okcupid is pretty good for both

Tinder is actually really good if you don't live in bumfuck nowhere

>>18091695
Is it actually? I havent set one up yet and am wondering if its even worth it

Fake a depressive episode

You can't just suck it up for a few hours, even for the sake of your SO?

SO isn't specific enough to establish whether or not you're being a bitch about this.

If it was your SPOUSES sibling, then searching for an excuse to get out of it just means that you're a piece of shit.
A fiancé, it's kind of the same thing. If you care about this person enough to commit to marry them, then it is stupid and futile to try and get out of a wedding, because as a member of the family that shit is going to keep coming.
Other than that, there are a million ways to get out of it, but who are you convincing? Your SO, or the sister?? for the sister all that's required is food poisoning, or finals, or a ful earl or job interview. But if it's your SO. You have to convince, then you have to decide between truth and a lie, don't you?

>>18091413
Because you go blank

>>18091438
Lol, that's hilarious if that's actually the case.

Did you do the black guy scream?

If you did that then its pretty obvious why they wonder if you are dying or not.

No-one knows until you see a doctor

>>18091416
Well that's the problem, my physician's secretary has to determine whether the complaint is serious enough to make an appointment (she advised me to wait 2 days)

>>18091376
burn some toe nail clippers/put them in isopropyl and cut that shit

When you are at the plastic surgeons office getting that sorted, talk to all the girls in the waiting room, not just the pretty ones. You never know how they'll look afterwards.

You can buy skin tag remover products in the store.

I suggest either forking over the $30 or just taking a nail clipper to it and hoping for the best.

>>18091339
You just got out of a huge relationship. Dont live in the stereotypes other people created about rebound and stuff. Who knows maybe you found the one youre supposed to be with? If youre happy then go for it

>>18091348
that's what I was thinking that this was some rebound, but I've been in other relationships and when they ended it and moved on I didn't really care for anyone like this.

>>18091333
Move out of the trailer.

>>18091333
Wow, my man. That is a barely coherent english paragraph.

If english is your first language I would immediately lay off the drugs because this is complete drivel.

>>18091333
fug

I'd probably accept it, because it seems like he genuinely wants you to have it. But maybe try to plan some trips with him or something so that you can both have some cool memories?

no it's what family does

First of all, he obviously loves you very much. A way to combine being gracious and accepting any money or gifts he gives you is to include him in the spending/adventures somehow. I'm guessing your dad is pushing 60 or 70? I bet he'd love a three day weekend with you (no women) going on some adventures together.

Fishing, camping, hunting if he's a man's kind of man. Or maybe something like Washington DC or Boston if he's an American history buff. If he's really doing financially well, maybe fly to Europe and see London or Paris or something.

I think it would be a great, great way to grow closer and maybe allow him to feel some pride about seeing what a cool man you've become. Plus, unless he's active in a lodge or a Freemason or something, I bet he doesn't get a lot of "guy time." It'd be nice.

Something to consider.

>>18091289

your ear or his?

>is this normal
nope, but if your boyfriend isn't bothered then what's the issue?

>>18091291
Mine

Not very well. Age hasn't made it better for me. I wish I had given therapy a try when I was younger, but I'm not sure how much it would have even helped. It's a very lonely and sad way to live but unfortunately we aren't given much of a choice.

>>18091273
Its because people like you worry too much. Especially of what others think of you. You can tell when someone is being needy or desperate because they have no friends and the nice thing to do would be to be a friend but its very off putting. Have more confidence and stop giving a fuck. Attitude and backbone can get you far. Its not about self awareness or lack there of, its about being real and being yourself. Eventually lime minded people will recognize this person is cool and comfrotable with themselves, which will make them want to be your friend. Nothing wrong with being weird, just gotta find some weirdos to hang with

>>18091373
Like minded people not lime haha awesome. Not even gonna bother with the rest of my shitty grammar tonight

>>18091177
To a point, yes.
Some people aren't touchy, literally.

Some don't register touches like handholding, hugs and shit as affectionable. They can register it as weird and gross or they can just register it as indifference.

Mileage varies, but it is body language that shows love in both platonic and romantic forms.

>>18091177
It can be too much. Sounds bad but my bf is constantly touching me and looking at me and it drives me fucking nuts. Sometimes I just want to lay there and get lost in a movie and its annoying to have someone either laying on you or constantly trying to get attention. It makes me want the opposite. So yes sometimes it can be too much. And if you are like that, please just make sure you shower and dont smell like ass before getting close, breath check too. I feel like those who need constant affection are insecure and needy. Either that or I'm a bitch haha

>>18091360
did you ever tell him?

>>18091143
They're a manipulative cunt for threatening suicide over you not wanting to date them. Fuck them. You did the right thing, the cunt is safe and you don't have to be involved with her/him anymore.

>>18091151
Ment what now as in legally or if I have to report anything else. Although any advice really.

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the dvd player has only one audio hole reading as "audio digital coaxial output"

Will i need this coaxial cable?
And if yes what does the other end of the digital coaxial cable connect to after i connect to dvd

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answer to this question ploxx>>18091140
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