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>>18097041
$1

It says it right on it.

>>18097041
Google is your friend - use the markings and year

as you simply picked it up, it didn't cost you anything. apart from the opportunity cost of picking it up, which is the cost of the time you could have spent doing other things.

By moving out dickhead

>living at your mom at 22

I bet you dont even have a job or are studying

>>18096902
I never said I live with her. I'm just still dependent too much on her and my dad. 22, still in college, best job I could get would be enough to feed myself, not pay rent or medical shit

>>18096837

Turn of the device you're reading it on, get up, go outside and get in touch with real world until you realize that getting angry at something some asshat online said is pointless and has no effect whatsoever in your life.

>>18096846
yeah I guess

still sucks to get that stress for a few minutes...can't be healthy

I tend to go through these brief fits where just EVERYTHING pisses me off. I'm not quite sure why it happens. Usually I'm easy going and nothing really bothers me.

Are you always prone to get pissed off when you read these things? Or can you sometimes let it go? It could just be that you have an occasional sensitivity to retarded bullshit shit posting

>>18096695
Same shitty advice on rotation.

Man, I wish were dead.

"break up!" should be in the center. Otherwise it's pretty descriptive of this board, there's a lot of cliche advice thrown around.

But here's the thing, cliche advice work very often. Most problems posted here have pretty simple solutions and don't require a deep, insightful analysis. Not easy, but simple. Especially since the problems anons ask advice on are pretty repetitive themselves. Yes, lifting is beneficial for most of us, being yourself will make you feel better, therapy can offer you some insight in your issues, asking her out is better than doing nothing, confidence is a very attractive trait, finding your passion will bring you happiness and something the best thing to do in a relationship is to break up.

Is it always the perfect advice? Of course not, but most of the time it's much better than doing nothing. Thing is, many of these practices require effort, discipline, have your feelings hurt and/or and getting out of your comfort zone. And that's not what anon wants. Anon wants a magical solution that will fix his problems without him putting in any effort.

>>18096694
>''prove that i've cheated''
was that so hard

>>18096694
“I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub”

bump for being paranoid

>>18096692
It's okay to be nervous, just go on the date. But be wary; I have had many girls use me for free meals. Don't become instantly attached

>am I supposed to feel a certain way?

Yes. You're supposed to feel fucking good.

You apparently don't have any problem at all with being like this. You just feel pressured to settle down because that's what society expects of men after they "fill their quota" of partners (as if there was any)

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>>18096626
You're only 25 years old. Even if you wait another 10 years before you 'settle down', it still wouldn't be too late.

You are content with your current life, that much is clear. Also, allow yourself to travel places, but do not make the primary motivation into getting your dick wet.

If you have freed yourself, than allow yourself to be freed of constant sexual satisfactory needs.

>>18096700
Here the fine words of our grate emperor yong one. four he speaks the one truth

All hail THE EMPEROR!

One time when I was a teenager I met a guy that was a compulsive liar. He would make up all this stuff about things he never had, his parents occupations and his big house. I didn't understand why he would do it but I guess some people are just really desperate for approval so they'll do anything. I mean I've felt that way before. I've made up lies or exaggerated things to make myself sound more interesting.

I suppose you're not coming here and lying about your problems and can recognize that this is something that's having negative impact on your life, so that's a start. If you've been doing this for a long time though it will be probably hard to let go of the habit. Start small. And get help. Like, therapy and shit. Chances are your parents and friends might already have noticed something so don't be ashamed to ask for help and commit on getting better.

>>18096608
Explain your side of the story then tell her she's a stupid bitch for getting manipulated by other people instead of coming to you first. After 6 months of getting to know you and she does this, she doesn't care about you and the relationship. Cut your losses and move on.

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>>18096608
Yeah what op said fuck that hoe does not believe you/trust you after 6 months= dishonor, let's her feelings control her actions=childish.

>>18096608
That was childish of her. but instead of wasting your energy at her just walk away and find another girl to be happy with.
Don't say anything to her preferably since she's the one who's acting childish first.

Move on.

>>18096590

>Society just feels so fradulent.

And then you wonder why people don't want to spend time with you.

>main hobby for the past two years has been driving about, drinking coffee, browsing 4chan, feeling sad about life

Get some real hobbies with real people and make some friends. Human interaction is the only way to move from this pit.

> I'm missing out on something but I don't know what.

Basic human interaction. We kinda need it to stay sane.

>knowing I never talked to anyone during university and they only go for Chads and are disgusted by everyone else

So it's their fault? Come on man, come on...

Don't ever feel sorry for yourself. That's what assholes do. Because when you feel sorry about yourself you stop caring about everything else around you.

start listening to punk rock i did it and now i do drugs and skateboard its fucking fun i swear and also if you see another punk they have to be your friend that's the rules

No. I usually let people screw me over because I'm too scared to do anything about it.

I've gotten multiple girls to like me and confess feelings to me. I confess back, build up some sort of bond but not quite a relationship, and then never talk to them again. I don't know why I do it but I've stopped feeling sorry about it. Does that count?

You can do well in community college.
If you show like a 3.5 in cc as opposed to that 2.7 in hs, they'll see the improvement and be intrigued.

That was my plan, but I uh... I'm getting a certificate so I can get an easy 50k tech job and be comfy forever

>>18096567
Professor writing here.

Get a better than 3.0 average and no one will care about your HS grades. Universities like late bloomers - history shows you're likely to be more motivated and mature than the average freshman. I'd say that with anything better than 3.5 you could legitimately apply to any elite university.

>>18096567
Sounds like your already doing it. I did the same. Almost didn't graduate HS. Did so with like a D- GPA. Fuckd off in CC for two years. Knuckled down, 3.8 GPA. EASY In to good school partime. Same grades. In like Flynn. Just remember, make sure your degree is in something relevant and not like "Women's Studies" or some other BS. If you're going into business don't do bus administration, specialize in accounting or finance. Don't liberal arts your way through cuz in today's job market you have to know what the hell you want to do. IMO.

>>18096557

>How long do I wait to make a move or don't wait?

No idea. We don't know you. We don't know this girl. Live your life.

>Kik me at returntoarkham1986

No.

>>18096560
Wow great advice anon, now take your sorry ass back to /b/

>>18096565

You asked a vague question and provided absolutely no backstory.

You ask dumb questions and you'll get dumb answers, fuckstick.

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>>18096484
>and 30 minutes later she wants to fuck you but you didn't even initiate it
That's what you're missing, OP.
Sucks to be you.

>>18096484
Do you have reason to believe she would have been willing sober? Put another way, do you have reason to fear it was the weed talking, and she might regret it sober?

Better not use them as a reference.

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>>18096451

Honestly man, quitting jobs is the most exhilarating fucking thing lmfao, walking out is even better. Obviously, you can't use them as a reference, but fuck it m8 that's it.

I remember getting a job as a prep cook, 3 hours into the shift I grabbed my shit, snuck out the back, and just fucking RAN. Even thinking about it now I'm just sitting here smiling. Like, I felt like that's what cocaine might be similar to. Sprinting full speed, laughing my fucking ass off. I bought some coffee and then walked on home, 10/10 experience.

They don't pay you for some of the time you've worked and you have a gap in your employment. But if they're that shitty that you walked out, then they're probably used to this kind of crap.