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Block her number and cut contact.

Stalk her until she meets a nice guy, break into their home, kill him while she watches, and then wear his skin while you viciously ravish her to punish her for what she did to you.

It's only fair.

Hey, OP. Protip. The reason why she rubbed into your face that she's meeting all these amazing guys is because she's NOT over you. She just wants you to think she is because you dumped her and you hurt her.

Secondly, stay strong. You broke up with her for good reasons from what you say. Stand by yourself. You can meet someone who supports you and loves you without also manipulating you.

You have to be 18 years old to visit this website.

sounds like you simply need to relax a bit more and follow your instincts. Think about this: If both of you are that unexperienced, there's not a lot that you can do wrong cause neither of you would know what's right or wrong. the best thing would be to talk with her about it, but in my limited experience that's even harder. Find out how far she's comfortable to go with regards to intimacy.

If you're cuddling and shit, and you feel like "possibly getting a hand up her shirt", then just do it. If it isn't welcome, you'll get immediate signals.

Okie dokie! Thanks!

>>18099877
Gorilla death grip masturbation.

And edge.

Never cum in under 30 minutes of fapping.

Try to edge for 3 hours.

Literotica helps with this as there are dry pages between the sex parts of the stories.

If you don't like reading then I don't know what to tell you.

Top Stories > Mind Control
that was my shit

Also finger her before hand and get her good and wet. Chicks get looser the more turned on they are.

I recommend watching joi videos

>>18099877

Stop taking it so hard.

If you come fast, it's because you are pent up,

So.... What does that mean?

It means you have the semen in your balls for round 2 and 3

So instead of making a scene of it, "oh I am sorry I already came" yada yada bullshit, just take a 2-minute breather and go for round two

Now you will be able to fuck for a much longer time, maybe even have difficulty coming again. You will fuck her so much that she will get friction burns.

That is how you overcome premature ejaculation

>>18099841

Yes, but you get an even better treatment at a dentist that can do it.

Also, you won't go from yellow to white, but more from yellow to a bit less yellowish

The treatments are also hard on the teeth and will destroy them over time

>>18099871
I don't think dentists do that kind of stuff around here. I'd have to get some sort of a specialised cosmetologist or something.

My teeth aren't THAT dark, just whatever smoking coffee and red wine will do, and I don't pretend they could ever get really really white unless I have them knocked out and get dentures instead.

What else would you recommend?

>>18099900

I recommend that you find confidence in yourself

The most epic pussyslayer I knew was not good looking, had pimples, and treated women like shit.

It's all about confidence

>>18099836
why are you embarrassed to talk to your doctor about a medical condition?

>>18099842
i see as a deformity and not for the need of going to the doctor to become embarrassed and get it looked at

>>18099852

Go to the doctor you teenaged faggot

Also

Start pulling it back all the time, first when flaccid, and then when erect

That's what we did because our parents told us to pull back the foreskin to wash the head

After a couple of years you will have no issues

The other option is the moslem cut

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You're small time.

there's no need to drop porn completely, but if you find your masturbation habits excessive then make a point of fapping only when you're actually turned on, rather than just doing it every day out of habit or boredom.

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>>18099831

life ain't a race dude, this mentality will only hinder you.

Bump.
>>18099828
I feel like I took all the wrong paths in life. I went to uni to get a good degree instead of focusing on working. I didn't move out of home so that I can socialise more with fellow students and lose virginity in college. I feel that my peers have an edge over me.

Two of my friends got girlfriends - even though they used to be a lot weirder and more nerdy than me - and hold good jobs while studying something less important on the side. Meanwhile I'm single and focused on my studies. Also I'm only just doing my driving licence.

I don't know what to make of this all. Should I tell those things to my therapist?

>>18100483
>I feel like I took all the wrong paths in life. I went to uni to get a good degree instead of focusing on working. I didn't move out of home so that I can socialise more with fellow students and lose virginity in college

Sounds to me like you made the right choices. You'll be much wealthier than all of these people. Are you studying medical?

I wish I did what you're doing

I might also add that I've been taiught from a very young age to never be vulnerable in the least and never make mistakes.

Funny enough, alle the stupid shit I did, all the wrong people I trusted, all the mistakes I made, even the time I wasted on useless stuff - that is what made me into who I am today.
The times I fell on my face and got my ass handed to me in bar fights - that is the kind of stuff I'll tell my grandchildren about.

So why, just why am I so utterly afraid of making mistakes with girls that it paralyzes me into doing nothing, and dreaming of being some feelingless fuckmachine instead?

Even getting cucked into oblivion woudl make me only stronger as a pserson in the end, yet I can't shake the feeling that I'm far too old to allow myself to let go and fail.
How do I get out?

Shameless bump

Read some books, increase your vocabulary.

>>18099758
I do read and my vocabulary isn't the problem here.

>>18099754
What makes you think you lack personality?

Have one of your friends pretend to be your old employer and put thier number down and make up a job position on your resume

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>>18099764
I admit I have thought about doing that a few times,but I would rather at least try to do it legitimately before I resort to that. You wouldn’t happen to have any other ideas?

>>18099813
Dude that's the only way. Especially if you want to do something that isn't fast food. The trick is to put down a job that is vaugely similar to the one you're applying but NOT exactly the same, so they don't expect you to know what your talking about. So if the job you're applying to is like "receptionist at vet clinic" put "professional dog groomer"

Please help...

Invite her out to do something that you feel comfortable and natural doing. If you guys are still into each other then, cool, but if not then maybe you just don't relate much beyond initial attraction.

>>18099741
Sounds like you lack confidence. The fuck are you doing, son?

Your silence is just as awkward for her as it is for you. Imagine what she must be thinking.

Anyway, it doesn't sound like you fucked up too bad. You can salvage it. Don't be fucking awkward, talk with her, joke around, touch her, etc.

Don't call it quits already, give it another shot. If she agrees to another date, she must like you a lot. Don't be a pussy.

oh and my dick is ofc much bigger than in the picture!

Why would you?

>>18099736
dunno it's much easier to shave than to trim the hair if you ask me. And I don't want to have a massive bush

>>18099730
You'd be better off on 420chan

Time will go really slowly and music will really affect you

It can be cool to listen to weird dark music but try to not and put on some heartwarming stuff

It's pretty good but remember that because you digest it slowly, you'll keep coming up and up so don't be like oh i'm not fucked enough i'll do more, wait several hours before thinking that

Have fun and just do it once or twice because it's fucking bad for you

>>18099729
Do bullet points and sub bullet points, it maintains order while allowing you to go into deeper detail and tangents.

Good note-taking involves a lot of self-awareness, so you'll probably have to adapt multiple strategies. These are what worked for me in uni:

For short notes in general, write down only key terms, concepts, and equations--no descriptions--and leave space. Spend the rest of your time listening to the lecture. After class, fill in what you remember and--having the key terms--you should be able to read textbooks/online content to fill in the gaps.

Otherwise, wait until after the first exam/test to develop a main strategy. Find out if your professor tends to ask skill-based questions or for regurgitated knowledge. Take notes only on the shit you anticipate being tested on. If a short answer works on your test, you know it is wasteful to take long notes on ideas.

>>18099724
Yes
She's looking for a rebound, give it a little bit and she'll probably lose interest.

>>18099731
That seemed like what it was, at least what happened last night. She did always seem to like me a bit all these years so I do believe her a bit when she said she had a crush on me.

Her sister also dates another friend of mine and their relationship is looking like it will end soon after 3 years of dating. If it weren't for all the potential drama with her, my friend dating her sister, my friend who used to date her and her most current ex, I might be interested.

nah,

You were suppose to bang her (or try) then be a clingy fuck. Then she's suppose to treat you like shit and your suppose to grow up and chase girls.

Instead you will be stuck in purgatory hoping she'll realize how much of a nice guy you were for not having sex with her.