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Can anyone get the snapchaf text off this pic or know how I can ? I tried using some apps but it messed the whole pic up I don't have photoshop etc
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>>18109422

aside from just using the top reflection part, your only option is to go in and photoshop it. it would probably be easier to find a similar background to edit her over than it would be to just cloen stamp over the bar, as for her arm you;'d have to clone stamp, probably from the chest area.
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>>18109432
I dont even have a computer nevermind Photoshop ahh .. If u knw how can you do it for me possibly? I mean I don't have anytning to offer back so it's just if you have time and don't mind thanks either way
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>>18109434

nah. its a pretty boring task considering there's nothing of value to be gained from removing the bar. why do you even want it to be removed?

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I need some college advise. I don't come to this board, but I was going to post this on /pol/ before I realized that's a retarded idea.

I'm enrolled as a chemistry major right now. It's a worthwhile field of study, but I'm simply not interested. I've always had piss poor study ethic (nigger tier behavior I know), but it seems like even when I'm trying to focus it's still a high internal hurdle. That said, I always have a lower tier history or social science class that I always excel in. I know the value of one of those degrees, but the prospect of self-actualization is enticing. Throughout my high school and college careers, I've tended to be a stand-out remarkable student in these classes.
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A wealthy family member is completely bankrolling my education, but if I keep fucking up these classes or pick a weak degree I wouldn't consider it very principled to keep leeching off of her. I don't even know if she'd consider it a sound familial investment, even though she has plenty of money to hand off.

Finally, I have a belligerent but well-meaning older brother that is my roommate. My perpetual troubles in school are driving him mad, as are his reactions to such driving me mad. He doesn't seem to trust me or have confidence in me at this point, and I can't really blame him. I've repeatedly lied about my status in school as I was failing (with intention and failure to resolve these problems at my own discretion), and have repeatedly been caught in my lies and confronted with them. He has had his own problems in his early college career, but now he is in the later part of it and is doing significantly better. He's naturally more aggressive and confrontational, though, and I feel like his criticisms are more destructive than constructive. Our lease ends in May, and he's looking for our next house to stay in. Our combined housing budget affords us some great houses to stay in, and apparently he can put up with me longer than I can put up with him. He doesn't know I'm still greatly considering moving out separately, but I feel like I'm taking more of a mental and emotional toll in my life by staying with him than I could be otherwise.

It's a conundrum for me to navigate, but perhaps a new perspective will come from my dumping this on you all.
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Hey, i'm a chem e, nice to meet you.
sounds like you need some inspiration.
Why don't you watch some nottingham science videos?
Talk to your teachers to inspire you.

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>long story short, I'm 21.
>bit of an alcoholic, get very drunk 2-4 times per week.
>smoke a bit as well. 1-4 ciggies per day
>my dad's dying of pancreatic cancer, we were always extremely close.
>feels shitty. Very. Plus, might be hereditary. >Oh noes.
>he wanted to kill himself before his life insurance policy expired
>wanted money at first, felt like a bastard, pretty sure I comforted him enough to talk him out of it. Trying to take the pressure off him
>will inherit a lot of responsibility: the house, my mom, my grandpa. Money to last a few years while in college.
>feels unreal.
>sink or swim. can't do both. gotta be a man for my dad and for my family
>FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
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>>18109361
>also, my side hurts slightly today.
>proably cancer
>have a headache
>probably cancer
>found some lint on my foot from my sock
>cancer
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>>18109361
Thank god I'm 13
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>>18109361
I've heard that when your dad dies you kinda absorb some of his energy and become more of a man. My dad isn't dead and there isn't much to absord either way, but google it. Lots of guys talk about how when their dad dies a new part of their psyche activates.

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I have a job trial at an Italian restaurant tonight, but I've never worked in hospitality. If anyone could give me some tips on how to nail it, it would be mucho appreciated.

I've worked retail before (clothes and pharmacy cashier) but I'm not sure if much of my experience from that will come in handy (besides obvious customer service and friendliness etc)

Please help I haven't been able to get a job for months now and i need this one really badly
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>>18109346
Make sure you do the bullshit "hi everyone hows it going im anon your server tonight" blah blah blah

When you're done taking orders, repeat everything back
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>>18109346
What that guy said also make sure that you don't open the door trip over spilling your spaghetti on the floor and end up doing the dinosaur
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Don't be weird.
don't be smug or too submissive.
Just do your job.
be prepared to get yelled at eventually.
learn how to ignore angry clients.

best place to get hookers in los angeles?
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>>18109341

ur mom's house.

also, hey neighbor.
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>>18109341
Literally anywhere

Just flash cash and booze until a vagina appears
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>>18109342


actually I lived there but now passing by for a couple of weeks, looking for some interesting shit to do

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I've been depressed for ever since I started highschool, mainly due to overthinking and unfortunate circumstances. I've always hidden it, but now that I've moved out and away from school, I've become lonley and more depressed than I've ever been. And only in the last year has it started to take a toll, I've lost almost all of my self confidence and social abilities, I'm not sure why as I used to be able to start a conversation with anyone but now I'm too anxious. However, I was prescribed with a strong painkiller (pic) and ever since I've been taking them, I've been happier and I have a lot of my confidence back. But I don't want to keep taking them as I don't want to end up with a painkiller addiction. Anyone know what would have the same effects? I'm not a fan of anti depressants as anyone I know who's on them has gotten some issues with them along the way.
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Hypericum perforatum is OTC but honestly just get proper antidepressants before you kill yourself. this isnt the time to trust in some anecdotes youve convinced yourself of.
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>>18109325
Can you say that again in English pls
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>>18109326
you can get St. Johns Wort over the counter (=prescription free)
but i recommend seeing a doctor to get drugs that work better and are more easy to dose. also someone will have an eye on you which is necessary because depending on your type of depression any medication including this plant can actually make you more likely to commit suicide in the beginning.
refusing this just because you can recall 4 cases where it didnt work is irrational.

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Am I allowed to feel good about myself even though I'm 23 and I am 100% dependant on my parents?

I have a chronic low mood and lots of social anxiety. These things make it really hard for me to start making my way in the world.
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>>18109285

sure. who's gonna stop you?
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Start slow, get yourself a part time job, maybe a hobbie too, then see if you can be more independent

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Hey 4chaners, I need some kinda messed up advice so I came to one messed up forum site. The thing is: I am disgustingly fat - maybe not what a lot of people would consider the fringe of disgusting (not like that 600 lb tv show), but fat enough to need real change. Problem: I am having trouble keeping my will and drive going to keep subbing meals for nutrition shakes and pushing myself harder in exercise. I need to figure out HOW to develop body dysmorphia or some kind of eating disorder where I visualize being fatter and more disgusting than I am. I know it sounds fucked up - it probably is - but I KNOW it will help me lose weight better. I don't care how skinny I get. PLEASE help me figure it out: do I try visualizations daily or mantras or something? Thanks!

PS. None of that "accept yourself for who you are, your body is beautiful" bullshit. SO over the fat acceptance movement and done with making excuses for myself.
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>>18109266
Google "pro-Ana".
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Thanks! It helped, and definitely found a cool community in the process. Epic win!
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>>18109266
nah, it doesn't work that way. Well, shaming yourself *might* work, butno need to go all psychological-illness because of that.
I was becoming very fat because of being addicted to chips. So I convinced myself that I'm too lazy to go to the shop literally 50 meters from my home. It worked fine.

>when she goes from eager and chatty to cold and barely responsive after the first date
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>>18109257
I love her guys. What do I do with all these feels?
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>>18109257
What makes you say she is cold and barely responsive?
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people have to recharge their talk energies sometimes, you know?

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I posted earlier asking if I should call in sick to work because I contracted the flu recently. However, it's only my 4th day in the job.I should've called in earlier in the day (I was feeling optimistic about getting better), but instead I called about an hour before my shift. Boss was a little disappointed, but asked if I'd be able to come in on Thursday and Friday.

Realistically, I have no fucking clue whether or not I'll be better by Thursday. What do I say though? If I say I can come in Thursday, but I'm still sick as a dog, that'll look fucking horrible for me and probably end with firing. If I give an uncertain answer, that might also be terrible.

What do I do?
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Your Health is more important than any job, so tell you Boss you come back in that day your fully generated to give 100% again. But not earlier, in what day that would be you can't say because you are no Doctor .
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>>18109242

depends on the illness.

if its a cold, i recommend you snort some oxymetazoline and just go for it. that shit will make you feel like you already recovered, no joke.
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Show up, it'll prove them you were really sick but that you are willing to work and not just making up excuses already

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>tfw my girlfriend calls me a wonderful masturbatory aid

Am I being cucked?
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>>18109238
By her hand maybe, gonna need more context
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>>18109243
She usually says it after humping me in bed, but once or twice after she gets home from work.
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>>18109238
Calm down, she's just making a bad joke. Tell her not to quit her day job.

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>be me
>21 yrs old m
>never had a serious relationship
>virgin
>can draw chicks, but can't get further than small talk
>wtf am I doing wrong
>even tho_
>high IQ (129)
>nice relaxing paid job
>good looking
>pretty sociable
>play drums in kick ass band, pretty well known nationally
>barely have social anxiety, only on sexual subjects
>not even remotely gay
>questioning if I may be asexual or not lately
>pls advice
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Are women sexually atractive to you? Can you masturbate to porn?
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>>18109230
>not even knowing what asexual means
>thinking his iq of 129 is actually an accurate measurement of anything and not just a fake number from a test on facebook.
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i think you define yourself way too much.

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My girlfriend took a pregnancy test in the evening, she waited 5 hours between urination and didn't drink any more than normal to have an accurate result. She is on birth control now, but we had a little mishap. I put my bare penis inside her, for like 5 seconds, the day she started the pill so she wasn't protected. (We did fuck when she was protected by the pill, I pulled out with a condom) By now she'd be about 4 or 5 weeks pregnant, she took the test and it was a strong negative, but she's been emotionally crazy (due to BC, right?) am I good?
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>>18109211
Self bump
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I swear 95% of the world has no idea about sexual education.
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>>18109323
JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION PLEASE

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Anyone on /adv/ succesfully quit using adderall?

I have been takin 90mg a day for about two years and am no longer getting any positive effects from it other then being able to stay awake.

It has been causing really bad anxiety where i look all twitchy to everyone but i still cant get out of bed without it.

I flushed the rest of my stash and am done going to the jew dr. Any tips or advice on how i can get back to functioning at my job without needing speed would be greatly appreciated.
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>>18109202
you shouldn't have flushed them and instead tapered off by lowering your dosage over a period of time like 1mg less per day or every other day.
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>>18109214
With my massive tolerance taking anything less then my dose of 90mg would be a waste. I just need to quit this shit cold turkey even if i were to taper id probly jus say fuck it and take more.
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What if you try exercises start light, a quick jog or some pushups to get the blood flow to your brain?

And drink plenty of water

Not really sure as ive never taken adderall for longer than a few weeks but I remember having sleeping problems so i had to take melatonin to help me sleep. That gave me weird dreams and sometimes made me drowsy the next day but i think it helped a bit

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When I go to bed I will sometimes wake up with superficial, very fine cuts on my limbs, as if someone gently dragged a super sharp scalpel over my arms and legs.
I've vacuumed my bed, changed the bedding and so on multiple times, but it keeps happening.
what's going on?
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>>18109198
Your nails
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are they cuts, or just creases/wrinkles/imprints from your sheets? Because those are harmless (but indicate you're dehydrated)
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>>18109198
THE SLENDARMUN

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