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So I'm just your average, underweight 21 year old who has just gotten a 18 year old girlfriend whos a strong 9/10 at the end of Valentine's Day. I'm worried that I pressured her into a relationship, and because of this anxiety, it doesn't feel like we're in a relationship (for me). But she posted on her Instagram posts she refers to me as her bf. It felt too easy like she was a "yes girl" and that this might just be a little thing until she's bored of me or something. How do I get to feel like I'm actually in a relationship with my girlfriend and how to be myself around her? Around everyone else im confident, usually the life of the party, and everyone looks up to me, with her though, I turn into a autistic retard, how do I fix this?
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She also looks like pic related
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>>18109971
>says he's dating an "18" year old
>posts a suggestive picture of 13 year olds
Lol sure
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>>18109974
I meant to post this one, didn't have it on my phone, but you are no help to me.>>18109976
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What is the best way to kill myself AND make sure there is no body to find?
Helium bags are nice for dying quickly, sure, but it would make my parents feel even more awful when they find me dead with a bag over my head.
I need a good, pussified suicide method that will not only be relatively painless, but could also be made to look like an accident or better yet so my body is never found.
I live near a mountain range and have considered throwing myself into a dropoff where my body won't be found among the trees, but I'm too pussy for something like jumping.
Any ideas?
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>>18109957
>I'm too pussy for something like jumping
Try getting drunk before you jump.
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>make my parents feel even more awful when they find me
>no body to find
Let me tell you, there are few things more soul-crushing than dealing with a missing child, at least if they had your body they would have closure, not knowing whether your child is dead, alive, hurt is the worst. If you don't want to hurt your parents, let them find the body, give them closure.
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>>18109957
>parents which cares
>has resources to shitpost on /adv/
>frogposter
>can't into suicide
Do you want me to tell you how do I know you are pathetic? And best part is when we have clasic suicide thread on /adv/, OP at least write WHY so somebody can tell them otherwise.
If you seek attention, tell your parents that you are considering suicide. That should get the ball rolling.
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Am I depressed or just being a bitch? Should I take medication for it?
Small tasks feel overwhelming and I just want to avoid everything and sleep but I can't sleep because of my fear of having to do more tasks the next day.
Ask anything for more details.
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>>18109954
You don't know till you try
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From what you've said you seem to have problems with anxiety not depression
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>>18109954
I know that feel, anon, but everybody gets into those moods sometimes. If you still feel this way after more than a month straight, then you might want to see a doctor about it.
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I've recently come into possession of an original work of art by a somewhat well known artist. I believe someday this piece could be worth a lot of money, and I'm talking big! Being relatively not wealthy, what are some storage practices I should be doing to keep this piece safe? There are prints for sale, I'll go as far as hiding the original and only displaying the print.
pic totally not related lol
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>>18109953
OP here just a little more info about the piece: its a coloured drawing, on a piece of paper slightly smaller than a piece of printer paper.
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>>18109958
Hide it the same way you hide things in prison
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>>18109982
In the toilet?
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Legitimate question here after story.
So basically I'm 20, living at home about to finish my first degree and move into my masters.
Work part time, coach hockey, practice judo and karate.
6 months ago I got over a very serious bout of depression which while I was in caused me to drink heavily every night.
And yes I did some very dumb stuff at this stage.
Now this pissed my sister (18) off to no end and basically she's launched an assault at me at every turn over the last year to abuse me and basically try to call me a loser, for some reason.
I can't take it much anymore, its like being in a toxic relationship where I can't even properly communicate with my parents or younger brother anymore because she's polluted their minds.
So I regressed into isolation which has only caused more problems.
I'd love to move out but financially its illogical due to studies.
My question is; how the hell do I deal with this pyscho, I can't escape or isolate myself anymore becuase of all the scream and lack of privacy in my own home?
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>>18109939
>very dumb stuff
I feel like you arent telling whole truth :-D
Anyway you lil sis is either
>jealous of your deeds
>caring, but cant tell you the right way
>sadist / psychopath
Have you tried to apologize? Tell your sis that you want to make a deal:
That you surrender and in exchange for peace you will do anything for her as long as peace remains (and it is reasonable). Surely there is a way you can make a deal.
>doing some stuff for or with her
>picking up her from places
>hanging up with her?
Anything should be better than ignoring problem or isolating yourself.
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>sweep reasons sisters is pissed off at you under the rug
>why is this psycho turning my family against me wat do
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>>18110095
> feel like you arent telling whole truth :-D
this is true,
I'll apologise and try to make a deal
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Its the drinking I think she thinks I'm an alcoholic that could turn to drugs. Eg, pissing myself at home. Thing is I don't do any of that shit anymore
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So I'm an avid comic reader, among other things. I'm also an artist and try to learn as much as I can on all subjects to avoid only knowing about comics.
I recently joined a team for a podcast about comics on a local radio, and each week we talk about a book we read, or movie that just came out. They convinced me by saying they wanted to show how much thought, craft and intelligence can go into a comic, instead of encouraging the cliche thought of "all books are about muscular men punching each other, and their fanbase are idiots".
The "leader" proposed the idea of talking about women in comics next week. Talk about representation in media etc. If you know about the current state of the media, you know how much of a hot potato it is. (besides we're 5 girls for 1 girl).
I suggested we avoid that, unless we do research, because we're not equipped to deal with the subject and we're most likely going to spew bullshit, misinformation, or the same basic arguments everyone says because they haven't thought about it.
I was told to not think too much about this. "it's entertainment, who cares if we're misinformed or say stupid shit. We're doing it for fun", and one of the guys (17 years old) said "I think we know everything there is to know about women in comics"
Should I give up? Try to convince them some more? They claim to want to make intelligent podcasts to show the thought put into comics and its fanbase, and then they backtrack because it's "entertainment, who cares". I don't know if it's a good idea for me to participate. I'm considering avoiding this one podcast and come back later.
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Or maybe, bring up your point of view on the podcast and make it an interesting conversation you fuck
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>>18109914
Considered it, but for having done it before, it's basically an hour of me debunking every false information, and it doesn't make for good or interesting conversation to take part in or listen to.
Reason why I considered maybe sitting this one out.
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They sound like a group of morons. Ditch them and fast. If you want to get into the comic industry, create something and get it out there for people to read. Take it to industry insiders at cons as much as you can and get feedback. If you're good enough, you can either gather a fanbase online or land a gig in the comic industry by getting to know people at cons.
Start small. Don't try to write the grandest adventure that ever hit the scene. Just try to make something short and coherent.
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Sup /adv/
I wanted your advice on how to let go of jealousy. I know I'm in the wrong but this shit is hard to ignore.
>in music production team with partner
>partner works another job most of the week
>I dont work rn bc im a piece of shit; all my time goes into music production
>I produce 80% of our music
>I bust my ass to make up for his lack of involvement
>partner always talks about how much hes improved his work
>lol
months of this later...
> contact who got us into the industry gets him a job as a studio assistant
>god fucking damn it
I'm happy he got the job but I think my resentment from doing the majority of the work is killing me. How do I just let it go and focus on the fact that I'm doing a good job ?
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That comic hit me so hard. Thank you.
I know this gets thrown around a lot, but you need to tell your friend how you feel and see what can be worked out. If he agrees with you, you can talk to the studio manager with him and see what can be done. If he disagrees with you, he will be a drag on you in the long run. See if you can work yourself in with that contact or any others and further your own interests.
Also try to think of why he would get the position instead of you. Does he take more initiative? Was the contact his own? Is he more sociable? There is much more to life and success than direct hard work.
Either way, action is preferable. The jealousy will eat at your relationship and eventually there will be no way to resolve this by speaking to him.
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>>18109936
Right? I love that comic. It's too real.
Thanks for your advice, I know its something I have to confront; just hearing other people's opinions helps me center myself. It's true, the contact is his but we signed on through that guy as a team. I've tried to speak with him about setting goals or how I'm unhappy with the work balance but it sends him into an over defensive mode which ruins his already lacking contribution.
Honestly, typing all of this out and examining it is really just making me feel like a bitch for putting up with this shit in the first place. Business aside, I am very close friends with this person so it's difficult. I never understood that saying about work and friends until now
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>>18109951
He doesn't sound like a good partner or a friend. Do whatever you can to increase your position without him, especially if he's getting defensive and denying that you did most of the work. Try talking to his contact and show him some of your own stuff that you make independently from your friend, or even easier, join another team. Putting yourself out there is just as important as making the music.
Unfortunately there is a chance that this is a breaking point for you guys right now. Use whatever you can to be successful, but don't stoop low. Your friend may just want this badly for some reason and it may not be easily understood. Be the better man at heart and at work.
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How can I kill myself quickly?
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Some back story, I'm a very lonely person, I live in a tiny village with nobody my age here, no friends. I've never even been kissed, never had sex, never even cuddled with someone. I'm not bad looking, that's not the issue. At this moment my main issue is the fact I'm in a long distance relationship. I can't touch her. She's so far. I have urges, and I know plenty of people here who can help me out with these urges, but that would be cheating and I love my girlfriend...
I have autism, Aspergers. I have very bad depression. Me and my girlfriend have been arguing recently, I thought we got over it but she's acting very odd. On her instagram she made a story when I was asleep that, according to her friend, was lewd. She deleted it before I saw so I can't be sure what it even was.... I'm a very anxious person so this gave me a panic attack alone. I have been banned from using instagram on my and we shared each other's accounts, I could always see her dms. Now she doesn't know I can see them, I use bluestacks too use instagram now... And she acts different, odd...
I have very mixed feelings, I was already extremely suicidal, but now this has started pushing me over the line. I'm with a girl that I'm not even sure truly loves me and my love for her makes me have to suppress my urges, which is getting fucking impossible. I need human contact because I have no motivation for life, I've always found comfort in being loved, it was always the only thing that made me not want to die. But now that's getting difficult. I don't think I have anything anymore.
How can I die quickly? If I had access to guns I'd be long dead so don't suggest that, something like car fumes won't work, it'll take too long and I'll pussy out, it needs to be quick... I don't know if I explained everything well at all, I'm shaking and depressed so I'm sure I left so so much out...
Just please help me, I need the pain to end, my heart feels so tight all the time, I always have the desire to die.
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This question has probably been asked millions of times since the beginning of Internet, just google it
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drown in fresh water. ive known someone who died from drowning and he said it was peaceful
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I'm 27 years old and have only stuck my penis in 2 girls. I've fooled around with a couple more across the years, but overall my portfolio is lacking, especially compared to my friends who have fucked dozens of women and have plenty of stories to tell.
I've been with my girlfriend for almost 10 years and am working to get my life in tracked to afford marriage/kids/house etc.
But I still feel like I've missed out or am missing out. How can I compensate for this? I feel un-masculine with myself sometimes.
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>>18109847
>especially compared to my friends who have fucked dozens of women and have plenty of stories to tell.
I promise you, your friends are making shit up.
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Sex is sex. Yes it's different with others(They're different people) but you've been with your girl for 10 years. You can have sex whenever with random girls or escorts, you can't have someone beside you for 10 years, let alone 2 easily.
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>>18109847
What you're experiencing is "grass is always greener" syndrome. If you break up with your gf because you feel like you're missing out on fun sex you'll seriously regret it for the rest of your life. Being in a loving, stable relationship is always better than sex with randos.
Also what >>18109853 said, your friends are probably exaggerating.
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Do you bring gifts to birthday dinners?
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As an adult, do people still bring gifts to birthdays? Say a birthday dinner is being held at a restaurant.. gift? or no gift??
Is my presence a gift? lol. I know it's customary to pay for the b-day person's food but there's a ton of guests. that'd only be like $4 maybe per person.
I can't decide if I should get a gift or not.. I feel like it's better to err on the side of caution though and just get a gift.. what do you think??
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Depends on who this person is to you. Though whenever I've gone out for a person's birthday, everyone brings a gift and everyone pays for their own food, birthday boy/girl included
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>>18109831
Uh, why not just ask?
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If its a mate generally I'll just buy them a drink or three.
Very good friend will get a gift, but some other time not at the main event.
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>watching some vids on youtube
>watch a vid featuring a celeb I have a thing for partying at an event
>we're both the same age, although she's a couple months older
>she's wearing some slutty outfit
>"fuck my dick hnnnngggg"
>wait a minute
>begin processing the chances of meeting her let alone fucking her
>practically nil chance
>tfw want something but will never have it
>fap to some fake porn pics of her to get over it
Man life sucks.
Celeb is Bella Thorne if anyone's curious.
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>>18109813
literally who?
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>tfw you want to filthyfrank but you know you never will
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>>18109813
Bella Thorne is a THOTTY and has a history of cheating. Why would you want.
She's also really cringy
>refers to herself as "yung smurf"
Shit tier celeb crush
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What should I do?
>Live with parents
>turned 18 last year in November
>Got a diploma "yaaay"
>I have no friends but its okay i guess
>new years (2017)
>huge storm approaches (live in Georgia)
>Jan 2nd tornado knocked a tree down on our house ):
>emotional distress since then
>insurance haven't helped us at all and haven't gave them money for a new house or to even get it repaired
>lives at grandmom house in a corner because it's a really small house and have roaches
>parents lives in a 1 bedroom house because its all they can afford
>no friends and im starting to feel sad now since its been 3 months and insurance wont help.
I was looking forward to get a job and starting a life of my own but I don't have a car, the bus stop is around 30 miles from here and my parents dont have much cash left because they got laid off. Can anyone give me some kind words to help me make it through this please?
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OP here- Im also hoping to start college as soon as possible but i dont know to to go about this in this situation
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>>18109751
I was in a similar situation anon. I went to college and just took out a shit ton of loans and I lived on campus for a year and got a decent job. Now I have moved in to a house with some people I met on campus. Just take out the loans you don't have to pay them back till after you are done with school. Try to get a job on campus and go from there.
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>>18109751
Go to college and join the military.
heard about this website through a doctumentary on anonymous and hacktivism im intersted but dont see a category for such things where can theese subjects be discussed
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>>18109745
Lurk most, my friend. Just hang out.
Read anything that looks interesting.
Do this for a couple months before attempting your next thread, friendo.
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They organise that shit on IRC and then use the hive for the dirty work.
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>>18109745
Anonymous have left 4chan behind years ago. Both groups probably consider the other really lame.
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I need help. I want to die and I am very alone and scared I don't want to do anything but the pain is too much. Please help me
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>>18109737
Alrighty!
What seems to be the problem?
Why are you sad?
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>>18109744
I can't control my emotions and have. very painful response to everything. I don't know what to do it is very hard to live this way. It feels like my brain is on fire I don't know how else to describe it. I really need to talk to someone before I do something bad but I am totally alone and don't know what to do.
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Do you use kik? Ill talk to you
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Is it pathetic to ask people why they stopped talking to you?
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>>18109657
No. If you care about them or your relationship with them, you should ask. Sometimes people just need space to deal with their own problems or to think things through. Always ask, maybe they'll say they're angry at you, even then; at least you can talk things out. Don't give up on them if you care.
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It depends on the whole situation but I'd say no, in general it's not pathetic.
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>>18109664
This.