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>>18114010
There is no over the counter thing that does shit.
Viagra or Calis are magic. Talk to an older guy friend and get one. After you are not nervous about the first time with a girl you probably won't need one.

>>18114010
She is going to hold you down and dry fuck no lube your virgin arsehole with a 14 inch black strapon as she makes you suck a 20 inch white donger. Spit roasting you like the little faggot you are and then fish your gaping anus until little raspberries of blood come out spitting in your face the whole time calling you a filthy cunt slut and demanding you stop kicking the sheets off the bed.

Faggot youre in for the fuck of your life

>>18114018
How do you know this

cook something

Dick.Big toasted black dick.

>trusts the partner
>doesn't trust the partner

Which is it? Have you talked to them about it? Have you told them from where those issues you have stemmed from?

I am the same way, Anon. What I've learned is that don't get over it. You have to give it a voice. These are the very things that are shared with your SO. To be vulnerable with her and to have her accept you with these traits is what makes a significant other. If she has a problem with this, then she's not the one and then that's when you move on...

>>18113984
>>18113985

Yeah we talk, she's very (idk how to phrase it) cut and dry about it, she says there's no point in focusing on it and letting insecurities ruin a great relationship is dumb,I wholeheartedly agree, besides therapy (which I'm resuming later this month) I'm just looking for more insight on it

I work retail and go through the same shit every day. I am now at a supervisor position and don't give a fuck. That's my key. I quit giving a shit and the day I get fired I won't miss the place. I'm too stupid to quit so as long as they don't fire me I basically have a smooth sailing job because I don't give a shit about anything.

I work and stay focused the entire time I'm there but I don't give a fuck about what I can't get done if they get 3-10 call outs every fucking day. It's not my fault. Their business model selects the type of employees they get and I'm not going to magically snap my fingers and make their business run smooth. I told my boss during my interview "I can't do the impossible, matter of fact if you give me the impossible to do I guarantee it won't get done".

If someone calls out of doesn't perform then their shit ain't going to get done. In retail they don't like that and as a supervisor/manager they don't want to hear that but fuck them. I tell them how it is and they accept it so far.

It's actually good to have a lot of shitbags sometimes because I look like an outstanding employee in there.

>>18113958

>Am I being petty for getting upset about this outcome?

But to answer your question, I don't think you're being petty. I hate witnessing or even being around people who fuck shit up and affecting me. I don't even care if it doesn't affect me, I like to see people pay for their fuckups. I'm fair too because when I fuck up I accept responsibility. I hate seeing people get away with shit because if you let one person get away with something then YOU MUST allow others to get away with the same shit otherwise you'd be unfair.

Once someone gets away with something any other person could be right when they say "but he got away with it" and it's true. People not getting fired and getting away with shit inspires other people to do the same bullshit. It's like a fucking disease.

>>18113929
Keep educating yourself and applying to more professional jobs. Sales will turn you into a bad person, do something else.

If you didn't do anything to cause the accident, I don't think you can get in legal trouble just because you didn't pull over and help.

It might fuck with your head, though. I had an almost identical situation when I was like 19 - saw a car run off the road & flip through the air in my rearview mirror, but I was in a hurry, and there was another car in the oncoming lane that must've seen it too, so I didn't stop or call the police.

I still think about it fairly often. I have no idea why I didn't at least call 911. I have no idea what happened to the driver of that car

bruh do you live in the middle of nowhere it will go unnoticed or something lol? Even if so you could have stopped, notified officials, helped the situation and took pictures of the incident to prove to your interviewer why you were late.

do you not have a camera phone or something?

It honestly depends on the type of person you are. You're unlikely to get into any legal trouble, if that's what you're mostly worried about, but as the other anon said, it could fuck with you. I saw a man on a bicycle get hit by a car once. It was in a heavy traffic area, other people saw and came running, so I assumed someone else would take care of it and went along my way. Even though I'm 100% positive someone else called an ambulance, I still think about that old man every once in a while over eight years later and feel guilty that I didn't even try to do anything. It has had the effect that now I call the cops immediately any time I see an accident. But I have a massive guilt complex, so ymmv.

The magic eraser works on nes carts, but I don't know about metal.

>>18113913
Turpentine.

Any number of solvents. Alcohol, acetone, methyl ketone, etc. Flux remover though is probably the best in my opinion. It will erase sharpie and paint with ease. The methyl ketone will too but it's somewhat hazardous... Just use rubbing alcohol since it's easy to get.

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you don't

1. Press the "x" button at the top left ot right of your Internet browser.
2. Do not type "4chan.org" into the address bar afterwards.

>>18113890
This is the worst place to ask

not worth it, the money is literally nothing

following this thread out of interest. I used to take some surveys because they sponsored some online games and I got extra points that way. But I never got money from them.

>>18113880
Wait tables. Like a 5 hr shift and good money.

Yes.

>>never experienced intimacy
>Did I miss out on important life experiences?
You answered your own question

>>18113851
>>18113855

Is it too late for me? I'm almost done with university.
I have no delusions about finding someone to marry and having kids, but it would be nice to have someone to lean on

>>18113821

Gaining confidence in a skill takes practice. Talking to girls are no different. Chances are you're still a kid so keep practicing. You have your whole life to figure this shit out.

>>18113821
Good decisions come from experience OP and experience comes from bad decisions. Talk to girls as if they're normal dudes, not only will you gain confidence, you'll even make some friends.

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>>18113821
I'm also shy around women, but I'm in my mid 20's and a virgin.

My honest advice: get yourself sorted out as SOON as possible. You will STRONGLY regret not taking initiative earlier. Please don't end up like me

>>18113817
Boo fucking hoo, you won't do it anyway, you fucking pussy.

>>18113817
Lol welcome to the real world, it doesn't get any better you just improve what you can

>>18113832
Even if I don't, I'm just going to become an even bigger piece of shit and a NEET parasite.

>>18113835
>welcome to the real world

What do you mean? I'm complaining about myself, not the world. What the fuck are you talking about?

Are they paying your moving expenses?

>>18113813

Gotta make these choices on your own, bruh. I live in Portland and I can tell you its an over priced rat trap. Housing is expensive, transportation is cramped, people are pretentious and shitty. Its like the 7th circle of hell if it were populated by hipsters and vegans. I don't really enjoy it here at all.

Then again, thats just me. We don't really know much about your or your life so any attempt at weighing the pros and cons for you would be drastically uninformed.

Gotta figure this one out on your own, brosiff.

>>18113813
I'd stay with family and friends. Family is way more important than $$$. Those that "hate" you and who are actually sad to lose a friend like you will appreciate even more when you tell them you decided to stay because of friends and family. Those who still hate you were never your friends to begin with.

I can give you a link if you want to watch it for free online.

>>18113807
I hear the pirate bay has very good rates :)

stream it on kiss cartoon

What are you doing with this girl when you spend time with her?

>>18113811
Basic stuff study, talk and went out with her once to the movies.

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>>18113804

You're not doing anything wrong but his feelings are hurt. People lash out when their feelings get hurt. It has no foundation of logic. Its just raw rejection and self-loathing and it hurts.

He may be acting like a child about it but if you're on this board chances are you're both still children. He might get over it or he might not. Either way, the ball is kind of in your court. You could talk to him and try to ease some of these feelings he has or if you don't really care that much you can just tell him to fuck off or whatever.

Either way, there is a learning experience in this for the both of you. His lesson is that he's going to have to learn to process his negative emotions in a more mature way because hating someone for having something you don't is childish and he needs to grow out of it. The lesson for you is that people do crazy things when they feel hurt and it would behove you to be aware of that and possibly take steps to address it in the future because relationships are messy. This kind of thing will definitely happy again and if you hope to preserve important relationships as an adult you'll need to learn to, sometimes, acknowledge that even though something you're doing isn't intrinsically wrong there are still people's emotions at stake. Sometimes all it takes for people to begin healing and getting over things is for someone to just to acknowledge that they're hurting.

Im assuming you two dont have a very good rapport if she legs it out of class.

Id say dont do it till you feel comfortable talking to her about anything.

>>18114091
Not OP here but that sounds like going deep into friendship. Wouldn't it be too late by then?

Talk to her