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This girl at my work who everyone wants to fuck... she's gorgeous, 18 and fresh out of hs, gorgeous round face, perfect tits, huge ass that everyone talks about... she's divine as they come. The managers call her a distraction because shes that fucking hot. She wants my dick badly because I am the only one who didn't act like a beta fuck around her and beg for her attention. She texts me nonstop even when I don't reply, snapchats me her looking hot as ever fuck with tons of cleavage and shit like that... holy fuck, it's hard to believe it's real life.

I know I'm good looking now but it's hard for me to believe it. I don't know what to snap her back other than subtly letting her know I find her attractive. Honestly all I want to do is fucking pounce her and fuck her brains out and I almost just want to outright say it, but I work with her so... yeah, bad idea. We are going out for lunch tomorrow afternoon.

I'm 25 and basically haven't ever really "dated" or courted anyone like this. I've had hot girls, but they kind of just happened when we were on drugs in person. Also for some reason, despite all this, I find myself telling myself that she just wants my attention or something... making excuses as to how this isn't real. Any advice? I need this really badly and nothing has ever really fallen into my lap quite like this. I can't fuck this up.

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Do I return to my hometown and state or stay in this state and start my new life in the city.

24/m in my second year of Law School/MBA joint degree contemplating what to do once I graduate and pass the bar. I'm lucky enough to graduate without debt because of family paying for my education, which really opens my career prospects up and I'm confidant I can find work anywhere I go. Lately I've been thinking about returning to my home state and town to start my career and be with my friends+family. I feel like I would have better prospects of finding a wife back home than if I stayed in the city. Here's an overview;

Go home
>Work as solo practitioner as a transactional attorney in real estate, business incorporation, and business consulting.
>Family would be happy because they need an attorney for various reasons
>Friends would be impressed with how I've changed in the 7 years I went away to college.

Go to the city
>Work in corporate law as a banking regulations attorney
>Work 80 hour weeks and have no social life
>$185,000 starting salary

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>be 18
>parents divorced
>have to stay with each parent for a week alternatively
>night before the day I'm going to my mother comes
>father kicks in
>he is a middle aged, fat, angry, stinking man who can find any reason to be mad at me (basically a human version of shrek, not like the one in shrek 2 though)
>he often goes from 0-100 like nothing, but this time he went full fucking berserk
>why? Because at school i took notes on a lonely sheet instead of using a notebook
>he starts screaming around the house, for a few seconds he did the autistic screeching pose, because i took notes on a sheet instead of a book
>suddenly he demands i stay here, can't go to my mother's house
>demands i have to study 8 hours a day now
>we aren't a jewish or chinese family, by the way.
>he threatened that if my mother says something about it he'll beat her up

I feel like I can see him become an asylum psychopath with my bare eyes.
Can he be helped? Should i just stay away from him? What the fuck do I do?

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>this one girl
>she literally kicked me out of her home once because I was awfully shitfaced and started insisting that we should fuck right after she said she had planned to fuck me that night, but she didn't feel like that anymore (I don't remember the reason she mentioned)
>I acted like I didn't remember shit about it the morning after, had some texting with her and she seemed to be chill
>that was the last time we hung out together
>after that, she would sometimes say hi, sometimes ignore me when we casually walked by
Today I congratulated her on her birthday and she replied with "Thanks!!! We'll have to go for some drinks soon!". What did she mean all this time?
We have known each other for years, but mostly because of shared acquitances and shit. It was recently when I added her on facebook: one night four months ago, she caught me zigzagging and she took me to a bar near her home and we shared a beer while talking about philosophy (I know all of this because she told me the morning after). Some weeks later, we went to the same concert, she stayed with me later and the mentioned incident happened. We ain't never texted for more than 10 minutes or anything tho.

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Is it fucked up to roofie my boyfriend just so he would spend the night?

Hi /adv/,
I've been dating a guy for a little over two months now. He won't stay over at my place. I believe it's because he can't sleep without smoking weed first. I've been getting frusterated about it. I just want to cuddle and sleep with him for one night.

I've been thinking about drugging him to pass out when he comes over. I have insomnia, so getting a prescription for a medication for it would hit two birds with one stone. I'd put it in a drink with alcohol, and just say maybe he's tired because of the alcohol. Do you think he would find out? And if he found out do you think he would leave me? It's not like I'm raping him or doing anything to him in his sleep. I just want to sleep with him.

I've already begged him to stay the night before. He always makes excuses. We've only been dating for two months so I'm a bit afraid of confronting him about it and talking with him. ;_;

wut do

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What's wrong with me, /adv/?
I'm F22, looking for a relationship.
I try to meet new guys on a pretty regular basis, but I don't really click with any of them. I can be attracted to them, I can talk with them just fine, but I never like any of them on a deeper level.
I just went on 6 dates with a guy, only to realize I don't particularly like him as a person.
We had so much in common too, and were clearly attracted to each other.
I'm just so sick of this. I don't know what else to do. Yes, I've considered I might be lesbian, but women aren't attractive to me, so that's not it.

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Girls how would you feel if a guy showed your nude pic to a friend and the guy masturbated to it? Would you be offended or would you like the thought of someone liking you that much?

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I did a trial shift at a restaurant yesterday and it was awful. I didn't really fuck up or anything, but the customer interactions, crowded venue and fast pace that was expected made me want to leave pretty quick.

What are some more relaxed paced minimum wage jobs with minimal human interaction that I could do?

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Hello, degenerate female here. How do I convince my bf to let me massage his prostate or at least stick a vibe up there? He has it in his mind that it's gonna hurt and he's gonna hate it but I want him to give it a try.

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MY ONLINE FRIEND JUST TOOK A BOTTLE OF XANAX, SHE'S HOME ALONE AND I CAN'T GET HER TO PURGE OR CALL 911

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

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He is very handsome, like incredibly good looking, people constantly tell him he looks like an actor or a model. He dresses very well, is very intelligent, and is super funny. We have been together for 2 years, and I still don't know why he likes me. He's funnier and smarter than me, and I think he could do better. How do I stop comparing myself to him

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I'm tired of having to be the bitch.

My husband gets to do all the fun, silly, irresponsible shit while I have to wrangle our children.

>"B-But daddy let me!"
>"Mommy you're being mean!"
>"Daddy is way more fun than you"

Gets on my nerves. Yes he pays the bills, and yes he fixes anything that breaks. But it just irks me how he comes home, swaggers in, the little ones get this look on their faces like "party time", and suddenly the rules turn into "guidelines". He's a bullshitter and a smooth talker so whenever I start to voice my grievances he distracts me.

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24M here, in a 4month relationship with a pretty cool chick (also 24). Problem is, we have different sexual drives, and it's becoming an issue. More deets:

>She's had 1 sexual partner before (multiple BF's, but her last one was the first serious/long-term one) and she waited several months before having sex. We started dating 2 weeks after they broke up.
>I've had multiple sexual partners
>We're 3 months in and still haven't had sex. She's waiting until everything else "feels right", and a big issue related to that is that she feels I'm not "all in"
>Part of that "all in" problem is her feeling some distance between my family and her, and that she feels I'm not in it for the long-term because I haven't made it FB official or anything (which is me just being private and not wanting to share those details with random family and people I don't care about on FB)
>She doesn't instigate physical intimacy at all, which is whatever, as long as we have some physical intimacy here and there. But when I brought up that I'm more driven by physical affection instead of emotional/conversational affection, she got upset and worried in that her ex said similar things.
>I don't know what to do anymore to bridge the gap between the libidos and at least find a compromise

We talked recently and I told her I need more physical affection, and that we'll have to figure out some way to find a balance and overcome the differences. Idk guys, I wish it was easy as just me being horny, but physical intimacy/sex is important to me. And it's kind of unfair that I'm being constantly compared to this ex in terms of similar problems, when I'm apparently doing a better job at emotional affection and I'm a better BF in general.

Fuck, didn't think this'd be a prob, but I'm getting long-term blueballed here...what do?

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Six years ago when I was 13, I was raped, and the same guy who raped me molested my 8 year old sister. Now, my "friend" just sent me a screencap of my rapist's Facebook (she is a shitty friend, she knows I have panic attacks when I see him) saying that he is now engaged. The girl he is engaged to looks very sweet. I am certain that he has not told her that he is a former child predator. Should I inform her or should I stay out of her business?

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I work on big film set as PA, and i sensed people are mad at me for talking normally to extras and not kissing ass to the crew and talent. I'm pretty new at this so I didn't get the hierarchy right away. I was told the professional way of dealing with extras was by being cold to them so they respect you basically good leadership, otherwise they will walk over you. I don't see that happening and I didn't see what I was doing was abnormal. But sure enough they were right in a way since extras started demanding things I could not fulfill and they acted superior to me. One even when I rejected his outrageous demand, said to me as a subtle insult that I don't look like a person who ever had to work hard or something like that. Pissed, I said angrily you don't know me, and pushed him out of my way where he muttered "what's wrong no reason to be angry". I replied with a sarcastic "funny guy like yourself, what else do we do." And told him to go somewhere else.

Now normally I'd brush this off as one of those things, but since higher up crew were mad at me already I can't help but imagine that they set this up to get me to respect them in the way they want.

What should I do here? Was I wrong? I'm socially awkward person so I don't know what people expect from me most of the time.