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>tfw 4.5 inch dick
How do I cope?
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The good news is that once a woman is in an intimate enough situation to see it, she has most likely already made the decision to bang you.
Plus, laying pipe isn't all there is to sex. In fact, dudes with porno sized thundercocks are often lazy assholes in bed and don't bother with the basics of foreplay because they think their dicks will do all the work.
65% of straight women don't orgasm during sex and as a straight man, that statistic is a goddamn embarrassment. Women have a fucking orgasm button! It isn't rocket science!
Get fit and learn to use your finger and tongue before you even touch her with your penis and she will think you're fucking amazing
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No woman will ever be fully satisfied with you. People telling you otherwise are lying to make you feel better.
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it's not the end of the world, you're just the equivalent of a woman with aa cup breasts who is real bad at fucking.
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Hey /adv/
Currently in a flatting situation that I'm growing highly suspicious of. Whenever the utility bills come in I'm never able to see them so I think I'm being overcharged by my flat mates. I've tried multiple times to get them to show me but they never do. I want to move out.
I've asked a mate if they were interested in going for a flat but that doesn't look like it's going to happen.
My question is, should I stay in my current living situation or go at it on my own until I can find someone to move in with me in a new apartment? I could afford it on my own for a couple of months but it would take a large chunk of my pay cheque until I find someone (around double what I'm paying now). I'm also afraid of getting lonely as I don't have a lot of friends and my current situation let's me at least have some human interaction.
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>>18120686
Next time don't pay until you see the bills. Just flat out refuse. If they still refuse to show you move out on your own, better to live more poorly than be surrounded by people who lie and scheme.
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>>18120686
Phone the utility company and ask for the last three bills over the phone.
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>>18120841
I don't have their numbers and my name isn't on the lease
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How do you cope with having been a late bloomer?
Objectively I should be happy with my life but I continually dwell on the past. I'm 30, I was a shut-in as a teenager and I didn't have my first kiss till I was 21 and I've been in a serious relationship since 23.
It's stupid, but I pretty much feel that even though I do fine with women now, that I pretty much missed out on some of the best experiences life has to offer. I get so jealous when I see young couples. I get so jealous when I hear teenage coworkers talking about their weekends. I'm doing everything "right" but I feel like my life will never, ever be as good as some high school kid with a car and a decent-sized group of friends.
I mean, I missed out on just having fun and doing stupid shit and getting into trouble in high school, even if I were single now I'll never have the experience of so much as go on a date with some beautiful 18 year old let alone know the whole thrill of a teenage relationship, I'll never go party-hopping with my college friends, I'll never experience any of that kind of shit. And what's left? Settle down, reproduce, and die? Maybe have a hobby and go out on the weekends a bit? The older I get the more it feels like life ends at 25.
So many people are far worse off than me, and I shouldn't feel hung up about this when even on this board I'm surrounded by people who would just about kill for my life, but I end up thinking about this almost every day. Some days are worse than others. I think it's pretty dumb, but it affects me a lot and I can't seem to silence it.
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Dude, nobody told you this secret before, so let me tell you: You aren't worth jackshit as a man until you hit your 30s. At that age, you have a stable job, good income, a couple promotions behind you, a car, probably paying off your own house/flat. If you want to relive your wet teenage dreams then now's probably the best moment. You just need to guess if it's worth the trouble of breaking up with your girlfriend of seven years relationship. You probably will hit midlife-crisis in your 40s and therefore fuck around anyways, so do as you will.
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>>18120773
The idea of hooking up with a bunch of random women my own age isn't even that exciting desu.
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Like everything settling down into a routine and a stable job and etc... it feels more like the end of life than the beginning.
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> be 21 , male and socially awkward.
How to be more assertive and self confident ??
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Why don't you listen to a bunch of pseudo intellectualised machismo from anonymous neets on the cesspit of the internet , that'll advise you to hate women, work out till you drop and blame society for your continued failings?
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>>18120658
first, realize there are no consequences. you shape your own life and if things actually got bad you could pick up and move over and over again.
but the truth is that you wont have to. you are not an entirely bad person, so people have no reason to hate or bully you unless thats part of their own defect.
so talking to people, especially strangers, has no real consequences other than strangers saying random words.
once you can accept that there are no consequences, that the opinions of others literally don't affect your life unless you sit there and think about them, you realize tha tsocial anxiety is just another thrill, like a scary movie or a roller coaster, its just a rush people get when doing something ufn,
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>>18120658
You have to accept that being socially awkward can be a permanent thing. Does it make it harder to socialise? Yes. Does it make it harder to get a gf? Yes. Does it make life much harder in general? Yes. Is it unfair? Yes
Oh well.
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So /adv/, lemme ask some advice. Last summer, i broke up with my 8/10 gf so we could go to college and go our separate ways ( iwas going out of state, she was staying in town for college) i was getting a little bored of her, and knew i wanted to be sexually and emotionally free in college, and everyone agreed it was the right move. she didnt, and kind of spiraled out of control. Now shes just getting out of a shitty relationship, dropped out of college, and is thirsting for my dick. im back in town for the week cause spring break, do i go for the nut?
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>>18120647
pics are what shes posting in instagram rn, with captions about how sad she is
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>>18120647
I would do it... Have some fun with her, afterwards have a talk and the next day you'll kind see where you'r at.
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Should I go to optometry school in the states and take on a debt of ~160-180k, became an optometrist with a Dr. beside my name or do an engineering degree (on top of my already attained BSc).
Both will take 4 years, engineering maybe 3 years. I will probably enjoy optometry, may or may not enjoy engineering. The engineering degree will be near free, though I will have to live at home (which I've done all my life, want a change and want to live apart from my parents desu).
t. having a life crisis
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How much will you earn with optometry?
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One of them is risky. It could potentially ruin your life with debt. How's your family situation? Could you potentially pay off that debt with their help if things go south?
The other is basically free, but you might not enjoy it. The fact that you say you'll PROBABLY enjoy optometry is worrying. Do you ACTUALLY enjoy other things? Maybe think about those...
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>>18120643
Graduates earn 80k-115k typically, though I know some graduates who earn 120-130k so it really depends on where you work, salary should max out at 110-120k unless you open your own private clinic in which case you can make anywhere to 0 to anything.
If I do another degree, this time in software engineering from an OKAY school in canada (can't get into waterloo unfortunately because they don't look at highschool grades if you've done undergrad already). After graduation, I have no idea about whether I'd find a job I'd like in the field whereas with optometry it's guaranteed but expensive.
>>18120645
My immediate family is poor af. I have some relatives that are willing to help, though I don't want to rely on them.
The thing is, there are people with families earning like 50k/year with mortgages on homes for 400k and they still make ends meet, I don't see why I wouldn't be able to either.
I'll enjoy optometry but it carries the financial risk to some extent (then again, nobody defaults on their loans apparently). Engineering is something I think I'd like, employment wouldn't be 100% guaranteed though. If say I do engineering and don't like it after 4 years I'll regret not doing optometry.
With optometry, I think at worst I'd have to live quite frugally until I'm 30-32
Got any advice about remembering something that happened years ago?
People have different ways of doing it, like retracing their steps or talking about it with someone, I'd like to know what you usually do when you want to remember something and share some stories about it if you want.
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OP here, the method I'm using now is writing down everything I remember about that time, even it's something confusing, to later check and see if it fits somewhere in the real memories.
When time pass by, you might actually remember things wrong, and it seems like what you remembered really happened.
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>>18120621
What happened? What did u remember?
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>>18121314
Just trying to recover some memories, and I was curious how other people dealt with it when they need to remember something old.
Still nothing here, I'll try relaxing and writing more later to see if I can wrap this up.
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it's been a few months since being on 4chan and I noticed that the random thread is gone. looking to reunite with the community...where everyone at?
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>>18120613
>it's been a few months since being on 4chan
Eleven years.
Eleven years I've been on this website.
It is both constantly changing and yet always familiar.
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>>18120613
>the random thread
you mean the random board? its
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>>18120641
It's definitely gotten a lot less enjoyable though.
Everything is a race/gender/political war now.
This place used to be escapism from reality thru surrealism, now it's breitbart talking points
I did everything you guys told me to 2 years ago after my girlfriend of 5 years and only friend cheated on me
>Lost weight
>Cut Hair
>Got Fit
>Graduated College
>Tried in social situations instead of letting anxiety taking over
Now I'm 22, a bitter alcoholic whose mental health has only declined since we last did this thing. I feel like I'm backed into a corner. I can't start any new friendships/relationships because of issues with intimacy. I want to die, but I don't want to let down all the people who supported me when I was down. I did everything you said, but nothing happened for me. I feel like I'm moving in sand. And the alcohol doesn't kill it anymore. Thoughts?
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>>18120589
No one can make you do anything, you did those things yourself and shit went south. Get over it. Shit happens to everyone. Don't blame us for your alcoholism.
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>>18120594
I didn't blame anyone. I was just saying that I took all the advice from everyone from here to heart and it still didn't work out. And now I'm lost again.
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>>18120589
Just kill her, bro
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Always been a huge loner, but now it is getting extreme and really starting to affect me. The facts:
-Divorced parents
-Overprotective mother, had a few close friends growing up, don't really know any today.
-Don't know how to make new friends. Very uncomfortable in social situations with people I don't know, I mostly just be an observer in these cases.
-Grew up fat kid, few friends no female attention, ended up feeling like I didn't really deserve someone for being a fatty.
No Girlfriends in high school, never really lived day to day life with a significant other. Been in two serious relationships that started and ended online, but did make some IRL visits to meet and have sex. Never really pursued friends or women, I would always wait for people to pursue me. I used to be a part of many online communities and be a regular participant and social. These days I associate with no groups, not even online. I feel completely closed off to any sort of connection with others.
Now 30 years old. Spent last 5 years training in kickboxing and have gotten in good shape. I have above average looks now, but I'm so fucked with relationships its so hard for me to even try. I have been completely alone for so long, but the lack of physical and emotional intimacy is getting extremely tough. I get like 30-40+ matches on Tinder. Whenever I meet a girl I seem to sabotage everything by acting super weird. I'm craving intimacy so bad, but it seems like I won't even let a girl get close when she's interested? It's been like 5+ years since I've had sex. The few times I've hooked up with a girl, I couldn't keep a boner with a condom and it really kills the mood. Definitely spent a ton of time alone masturbating which I'm positive is a problem.
Any general advice? Really feeling lost. Thinking I need some therapy, not sure where to start.
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Try joining a group or a club. Churches, meetups, bars, anything really.
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>>18120575
Don't look for girls. Don't even look for friends.
Look for things to do. Join a club, take a class, do volunteer work, travel, hang out at the comic book store. You'll be among others doing the same thing, so chatting will be natural and easy. That's how friendships begin.
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I read the first sentence as "Always have a huge boner, but now its getting extreme and really starting to affect me"
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I'm too poor for a boob job but I'm obsessed with perky boobs
Like I really, really really really wish I had sexy, pretty perky boobs
I feel disgusted by the things that are attached to me and wish I had real boobs
How do I stop being obsessed with having perky tits?
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neck down pics.
you probably already have a wrong idea of your body image if you're that obsessed.
let strangers judge your worry level.
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Let's see em', we will judge objectively
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>>18120580
They're objectively saggy and ugly, there's nothing perky about them
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Hey /adv/
What would you suggest someone in their mid 20's who still lives at home and wants to leave to the city do?
I grew up in a small town in Ohio and it's always been my dream to move to a more interesting place. However at some point I gave up on wanting to do more with my life and begun to sink into the routine of going to work and coming home to my family.
I attended a community college for a year but dropped out after realizing that it wasn't what I wanted to do with my life.
How can I make a transition to the city easier? Should I even bother before getting some kind of well paying job? Should I just accept my fate of being a local yokel and kill myself?
Thanks for the advice, and sorry if this is a question asked often.
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>>18120539
What work experience and qualifications do you have? Getting an appropriate job to sustain a reasonable standard of living in your city of choice is the most important step
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>>18120555
and no matter how much you might wish otherwise, your ability to earn is going to define how fast you can leave, and what lifestyle you can expect when you get there.
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I've got three years of work in the hospitality industry. Before that it was pretty much me loafing around. Luckily hotel jobs are abundant in the city but I can't imagine them paying high unless you're management, which I don't have a chance in becoming in my town.
>>18120559
Sadly understand that. I was considering looking into getting some kind of certification over the next year or so in order to bump up to a decent wage.
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Hey /adv/, any tips or advice to make this heal faster.
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> goes to party with mates
> reallyfuckinggoodparty.jpg
> there for 6 hours
> getting ready to go home
> mfw mates leave with out me
> start walking to mates house (he has my booze)
> a group of about 5 people following me
> freaking-out.mp4
> one asshole grabs me by the shirt
> mfw your about to shit your pants
> says he is going to punch
> punches me
> mfw it didn’t hurt cause of adrenaline
> my mouth looks a fucking vagina on its period
> blood on my hands, wipe it on my face for some reason
> mfw flight or fight
> turn around 3 fat tards, 2 average size cunts
> fuck this.png
> getting chased
> fat tards couldn’t keep up, so assholes head back
> mfw i was wearing a white shirt
There is always one
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Rub some Aloe on it maybe?
Kinda hard to speed up the natural process.
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post pics of your t shirt desu
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>>18120509
abreva or aquaphor oral will take of that asap. or oragel.
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I want to get a device that uses a massive amount of electricity really fast. Any thoughts?
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>>18120506
Why do you want such a device?
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>>18120512
not op. would assume hes hooking it up to someones house/business/car to either jack the bill up or deplete the battery
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>>18120506
As far as home appliances?
Clothes dryers and refrigerators.
Open refrigerators take the most though.
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What're some trades that aren't too hard to get a job after you complete the course?
It has to be an office job, preferably one where I can be completely alone, and even more preferably one where I could eventually work from home.
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>>18120495
No such unless you start your own business
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>>18120495
Programming bootcamp
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>>18120495
I doubt it exists. Maybe some autist job in ICT but is that really a trade? You probably need uni for it