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Moving into my first apt in two weeks. W/S/G is included in rent.

How the hell do I order electricity? Do I just call them ahead and tell them I'm moving in soon? Also, I'm retarded so is gas included in the electricity as well or do I have to order separately?
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Apt complex usually provide gas. But electricirty you have to call ahead and tell them the moving date and stuff. Hope that helped.
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>>18121718

wasnt gas the G in wsg?

either way, yes, call the major power company and ask if you're unsure. i forget how i did it but im 90% sure power is already turned on at the apartment in the landlords name, and then you call and change it to your name.

trust me when is ay you are NOT the first person to not know how this works and if you call the power company they will explain waht you need to do.
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>>18121734
Oh man, thanks so much guys.

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Is it bad that drugs, sex, porn, and masturbation are the only things that I truly care about at the end of the day?
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>>18121702
What do you care about in the morning?
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>>18121702
It depends.

If that's how you feel and you're completely fine with it, enjoy ur fapping.

If you feel like you want more out of life but end up just coming back to those things, it may be a problem.

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The job i am applying for asked me to list three prior areas of employment. The problem is I have only had one job. What do I do?
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just list that one and start looking for somewhere else to apply because you're not going to get it.
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Just list the one. You're not the first person who ever applied there with only one job, so they've seen it before. When you list the dates you worked there, it'll show the year you graduated school, and the year you started work, which should have been the same year or the next year. So they employer will know that it's the only job you had since you were in school, right?
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>>18121684
Doesn't matter unless you have a huge period of unemployment with no explanation.

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>Find a driver's liscence on a table in a restaurant
>Take it when I see the age on it is 23
>Everything on the license could totally be me except the picture, which looks nothing like me
How do I get my own picture on there believably? I am so close to buying all the liqour I can afford. This is important and I need some quality advice
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>>18121678
You'd be better off paying a hobo to do it

But I suppose you could have a friend with a similar hair color or something. I had blonde hair on my photo and dyed my hair black and people still took my ID
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>>18121678
Does the pic look similar to any of your friends? There are people who make good fakes, but good luck finding them. Pretty much the cashier at the liquor store isn't gonna care or is.
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>>18121693

it'd be tough getting a hobo because they always card you these days even if you look 50. at least in my state

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Is it possible to be like Ashton Kutcher and look like not shit until you're 40 despite balding
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>>18121659
Ashton Kutcher did it, so, yes.
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>>18121659

If you take good care of yourself yes.
People often troll on eating organic and using natural remedies, avoiding harsh chemicals in your daily hygiene products etc but it does make a difference as you age.
I'm 31 now and alot of my peers are looking like 35+ year olds while i haven't developed any big wrinkles in my face and am often assumed to be 20-21.
Eat well, use aloe on your skin and get /fit/ while you're young.
Could be the difference between that old man that goes jogging and the one that sits in the wheelchair shitting himself.
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I'm 28 and look like 20, I think I will make it.

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I have noticed I get spots all over my lower body (butt, thighs, legs) and I think its body acne. It's weird because I have never had issues with spots on my face (only the occasional one here and there) but it's really embarassing. I'm very pale so they stand out a lot and they get worse when I shave my legs. It's a huge insecurity of mine, especially when I wear shorts/dresses or get intimate with a guy.
Has anyone else had this? What can I do to lessen the appearance of them?
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>>18121657

Are you sure they're not ingrown hairs from shaving? The pore tends to swell and looklike acne if its not tended to
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>>18121668
there are ingrown hairs but there are also huge spots too
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>>18121657

do they feel like pimples? i have a lot of bumps on my body, namely my arms and chest. and i actually got them WHILE taking accutane.

turns out its not acne, but rather the opposite. acne is caused by an over production of oil, these are caused by dryness. they arent like acne at all.

if you have body acne see a dermatologist.

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So here's the thing. I quite often get into a state in which I feel pessimistic and depressed and afterwards as soon as I get feeling better I say that I'm going to make changes in my life (social, health, studying etc.). I start to make some changes but quickly relapse back into the previous state and end up saying that I'm gonna make the same changes. It's an endless cycle. I'm currently just got out of the depressed state and I've gotten into the stage were I start planning on changing myself. However this whole process has happened so many times that I'm expecting to screw things up again and end up going through this entire process again.
The thing is this has happened so many times that I ended up losing trust in myself and ended up believing that I can not take control of my life and actually make any radical changes, and that I will be stuck in this whole cycle my entire life. How can I break out of this and actually make changes for once and for all?
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Since you mentioned studying, I'm guessing you're in school? How old?

I think you should work towards a long-term goal. If you're in college, you're priority should be getting your diploma and finding a job. If you get pessimistic and depressed, does it make you want to drop out of school, or does it just make you want to procrastinate doing your laundry? If it's the little things, don't sweat it, it happens to a lot of people. If it's making you feel like you want to drop out of school, then ask yourself, what else would you do with your life? Maybe you should be looking for longer term goals, as in, what kind of house or family do you want, and will you be able to get those things without the diploma?
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>>18121683
I'm 19 and will be doing A levels (pre university exams) in some months. I had already dropped out two years ago and started the two year pre-uni course again last year, and I don't at all consider discontinuing school. Mostly I end up procrastinating everything whether it's studying, exercise, diet or even just socialising, and when I realise my procrastination I end up going through the whole depressed stage again. Afterwards I'll spend a few days working on improving things and slowly start abandoning everything making me feel like shit again. I guess an expectation of failure is ingrained into my mind now.

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> Be me.

> 24 year-old male living in California.

> I got a worthless B.A. two years ago and the only work I could find was substitute teaching.

> Find out I actually like teaching and want to go for my teaching credential.

> Go to university to complete what was supposed to be a nine-month teacher credentialing program. University fucks up my financial aid so that after 7 months I've only taken 1/4 of the classes I was supposed to take. Forced to pay out of pocket and withdraw.

> Frustrated and miserable.

> Find out that Florida offers a "Statement of Eligibility" which allows you to apply for jobs and work full-time as a teacher while getting your lifetime professional certificate.

> Apply, get it 3 weeks later, optimistic and happy about my life for the first time in a long time.

So senpai, here is where I am. I really badly want to get out of California and move to Florida so that I can actually work full-time but I'm not sure how to do it. Currently, I have in savings $5000 and I could get that up to $10,000 by June.

My problem is that in the meantime it seems like I'm left with two bad choices:

1) Try to get a job and then move. This would be the best option but, let's be real, most employers won't hire someone from half-way across the country so it's pretty much moot.

2) Go first, use my savings to rent an apartment for a little while, and pray to God that an employer gives me a job so I can keep a roof over my head.

Either way, kind of sucks. The first option likely isn't going to happen, the second option may leave me homeless. I have no family in Florida and I don't know anybody living there. People tell me to just go and get a job once I'm there but I really don't trust employers. My experience with job applications is that if you're even slightly overqualified or underqualified then they'll throw your application in the garbage and that those who do want to hire usually take about 4 months to do it.
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>>18121654
>2) Go first, use my savings to rent an apartment for a little while, and pray to God that an employer gives me a job so I can keep a roof over my head.

Get whatever shitty job you can find when you get there. Gives you some income while you look for something better

>My experience with job applications is that if you're even slightly overqualified or underqualified then they'll throw your application in the garbage and that those who do want to hire usually take about 4 months to do it.

Lie and have the bullshit to back it up. Shitty jobs have high turnover.
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I think $10,000 is a decent amount to get yourself started. Find a place to rent. Get all your stuff in your vehicle and drive to the place. You might have to stay in a hotel for a few days. Once you get the rental place, stay there. Get that shitty job, anything to get enough money just to pay the bills. What you want is stability. Then, once you get stable, go for that teaching job you really want.

You might want to look for a forum that has people experienced with the program in Florida. Maybe Florida's official website has an e-mail address you can use to e-mail somebody who is a liaison for that kind of program, and they can give you all the details you need to apply and get started as soon as possible. They can work with you on this.

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How long do you try dating before getting discouraged?

I've been trying to find a bf for 2 weeks, and its been a real trainwreck. Ive tried going out drinking and clubbing and stuff, and gotten 3 numbers, but 2 wouldnt return my texts and the third wasnt my type.

Im feeling very demotivated and unwanted because of this. How long are these things supposed to take?
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>>18121651
Your a woman how can you not find a bf. You ate literally water in the desert for thirsty men. Unless you are fat or ugly. Actuilly even ugly chicks have a good chance.
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>>18121651
>I've been trying to find a bf for 2 weeks, and its been a real trainwreck.
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>>18121672
im gay bro

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I'm getting surgery to cut my femur and tibia bones to realign my legs correctly. I'll be out of work for about a year. What are good hobbies to pick up while out of work. I'm already learning piano.
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>>18121646
Bump I've tried ask fit but thread was erased.
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>>18121646
General crafts? Model making, small woodwork etc...
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programming if you want to be productive, Java or some C shit.

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>getting shitty IT degree in the fall
>didnt learn shit
>mom bitching saying i have 2 years left to get a carret and she will be kicking me out
>have no idea what to go for
help
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>>18121639
* >mom bitching saying i have 2 years left to get a career and she will be kicking me out
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Folks need IT, and will need more in the coming decade. If I make any money at all during my miserable stretch of time on this barren corner of the planet, then I am probably going to need to spend some of it on someone who knows their shit with intertex.

Why didn't you learn shit? Was it just too fucking hard? Looked too big at a glance? Much like law or medicine, there are many completely different jobs in IT and you will gradually get good at the one you perform if you perform diligently.

Entry level IT means plugging people's computers back in for them. Granted the entry level of everything is shot to hell the past 9 years, but if you can be mobile and apply broadly then you'll probably find a place if you can hack the schooling.

My advice is to go right back to studying, and nail it this time. You can study with youtube if you can stomach the hideous voices of youtubers while they point the camera straight at their face and talk. You can go into another tab to hide their smug hipster face.

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Never been on one, going on my first this week. At the end of the date do I kiss her goodbye?

Also tell me about your first date I need a rundown of what to expect.

No bully plz
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>>18121626

>you will never be on a first date in the 50s
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It depends on the chemistry between me and my date, body language, gestures, topic, stuff like that. I start out with being a bit touchy first, to test the waters and I see her gestures are. If she seems open and inviting I would lean in for a kiss. If she seems like she's having her guard up, then I stay back. I guess it has to feel natural.
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>>18121626
Personally, I didn't. We knew each other for some time but we just started dating and I just didn't want to be too ""extreme"" (didn't find a better word) on the first date.

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Am I balding? If yes, what should I do?
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>>18121597

it doesn't look like it. you still have a young hairline (re: not vegeta).

your hair looks like it might be a little thin, but its hard to say because its so long. some people also just have naturally thin hair regardless of age (such as myself).
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>>18121597

if you are worried buy nioxin though ,it slows down balding. it also just makes male hair stronger, ive only been using it for a few days, but my hair feels amazing and also just more manageable. i used to have to soak and then dry my hair before styling it every morning.

now i just brush it. its pretty crazy and gonna save me a lot of fucking time.
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Take propecia. Keep hair, lose mojo. 2 birds 1 stone

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I'm looking for a new living situation, and am weighing my options. I can't afford a place on my own, so flatmates are a must. If I live somewhere with guys (I'm female), what are the chances that they'll want to hook up with me? Also, are male flatmates cool with me bringing dates around, or is this going to turn into drama?
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>>18121586
I recommend against rooming with males. I've never seen mixed gender flatmates work out well for all parties.
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Lol I'd say it completely depends on the guys. If you get a chill nice dude chances are he'll probably have a gf who would get jealous and maybe murder you. If you bunk with fuckbois they'll definitely try something. And if you end up with a beta creep they'll probably feel personally betrayed if you bring home a date
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>what are the chances that they'll want to hook up with me?
100%

>Also, are male flatmates cool with me bringing dates around, or is this going to turn into drama?
100% drama

Female flatmates are worse and they will all bring random guys over, have fun.

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I dont know whats going on with my body, i don't trust my assigned doctor either.

I can't burp, fart or even shit. It feels like my bowels just don't exist. Whenever i try to burp I get waterboarded by my own stomach acid. I feel bloated as fucke.
I went to my doctor about this, cunt literally said to me "lol u fine". I don't trust that motherfucker because 1 year ago I had visited her over FIVE TIMES with a severe case of whooping cough ( I was coughing so hard that i almost broke my rib) and she said the same thing until my partner decided to take me to the hospital for an actual check up.

Anyway, yeah, i'd like some help on this. It's the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. I probably didnt shit in 3 days already.

Medical anons would be appreciated
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Go to another doctor maybe?
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>>18121572
Do this, you actual fucking moron. I'm gonna spell it out for you, OK?

DO NOT SOLICIT MEDICAL ADVICE ON 4CHAN DOT ORG.

DO NOT ACCEPT MEDICAL ADVICE THAT YOU RECEIVE ON 4CHAN DOT ORG.

NO, NOT EVEN IF THE POSTER PREFACES THEIR RESPONSE WITH "MEDFAG" OR "MED STUDENT HERE."

Go to the fucking doctor, and find a new doctor if your current doctor is shitty. You should not need us to tell you this.
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Go to a private clinic outside of your primary health provider that can forward you to another organization or hospital. Small clinic will probably work.

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