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Hello, can someone tell me something about this...
>Its been on my arm for 4-5 days
>its itchy sometimes
>there are no similar things anywhere else on my body
Please,please tell me what it could be!
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>>18126888
Literally go to a doctor
Or, use the magical internet to pull up pages of rashes/etc with similar examples and look through them all until you find the ones that could be yours
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I had something like that once. Picked it up from a stray but you can get just about anywhere. Turned out to be highly contagious ring worm. Go to the doctor. There no telling for sure if that's what this is.
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You should use a dimethacone moisturizer.
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I fucked some thai chick last weekend when I was out partying and cheated on my gf. While I was fucking my condom broke and I mean thai chicks cant be clean.
I'm going to go get tested for them asap but I somehow need to avoid having sex with my gf at all cost but also keep this a secret.
What do?
Also pic related
>mfw the condom broke
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Kill self or admit to it and face the music.
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Jk, just tell her you dont feel like having sex right now. You can pretend that youre sick.
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>>18126910
This is pretty much my plan. Depending on how long getting results takes I might fake going out of town to visit some friends
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what are some of the best insults you know without telling someone to kill themselves? trying to back up a friend who's getting shit from a stranger, can be as long as you want. I want this guy to be so gobsmacked he doesnt know how to reply.
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>"Yeah dude, I saw you fuck my mom last night. You hit that pretty good, respect"
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>>18126883
lmfao, i see u, but this guys basically being a cunt on my friends video he made, calling him a gaylord and shit, 10 year old insults really, just gimme something good
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Butt chugg a bullet
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>met a Russian online
>talked for a few months
>wants a kimono
>buys one for almost 100usd
>tell her it's shipping to her place
>she stops talking to me immediately
>what now
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How long is immediately since ?
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>being so lonely and insecure you buy shit for online grills
You fucked up. Stop wasting your time.
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>>18126856
On one hand it does look like you basically tried to buy her affection and also has the extra uncomfortable thing that she's also Russian and will have that stereotype to deal with anyway.
On the other hand, I like expensive Japanese clothes and I have plenty of time to chat online. Where do I find people like you?
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Is it bad to use 4chan and surfing the internet to cope with loneliness?
I feel like I'm going to be lonely regardless of whether or not I do this.
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I'm not sure, since i'm doing it myself right now. Often times I wake up from a bad dream, but feel worse because my real life is actually shittier than my bad dreams. The realization that you're alone and no one cares about you makes it hard to wake up and do something in life.
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>>18126849
Only if it keeps you from forming the kinds of relationships you want to form, anon.
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I'm doing the same thing right now. When I'm not at my fulltime job, studying, or at the gym. I'm on 4chan.
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should i stay in school?
people who dropped out, or people who never went to college. How are you doing? Can i live a normal life if i drop out. Ive been getting really stressed out and kinda depressed. i can barely handle going to class. the pressure is too much and i dont think im going to pass anyways but im going because my mother says its good for me. i kinda want to take a break from it but i know most people dont go back freom a break. any advice is appreciated
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>>18126826
You should seek treatment for your anxiety and depression, and stay in school. Life with untreated anxiety and depression outside school is very unforgiving.
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>>18126839
thanks, maybe i should try to make an appointment to see if i can get help
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>friend buys something on a website
>she's not sure how to handle account so she gives me her account credentials to check something
>today, weeks later
>she's asking for something she can't buy online and I decide to charge nothing and give it to her as a birthday present (even though her birthday it's going to be the 16th)
>Can't find her address
>"oh hey, instead of doing the normal thing and ask her directly, I'm going to be a complete retard and check her address on that account she gave me credentials for instead!"
>tell her that she's getting that thing sent to her directly
>she wonders how the fuck did I get that address while awkwardly laffing
I... I fucked up didn't I
I've been at her house like 10 times already, but I'm the kind of person that has some alzheimers and can never remember addresses right. How can I save this? I ain't mark zuckerberg, I don't sell data or steal credit card info. I promise.
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So you've been to her house, why would it be weird for you to know her address?
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most countries have a public directory, so when you google someone their address will usually be the first result...
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This honestly isn't that weird OP, I think you just dropped your spaghetti and made it weird. All you needed to say was that you were still logged into her account from when you checked her account and you thought you'd surprise her.
And like >>18127059 said, if you've been to her house, how is it weird that you know her address? For all she knows you could've gone on google maps and looked up her house for the address.
Just breathe OP, you're fine.
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My 12-year-old sister tried to kill herself about an hour ago. I was told by my parents. She's currently been assigned to a hospital for a week. I gave her a call just now and plan on calling her routinely to check up, but I don't know what else to do. I'm far away for college. What should I be doing? I'm really scared
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Offer support and options to help her deal with it
Let her make the choices and moves on her own
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>>18126797
>what should I be doing
Call your sister and tell her, "Fuck Chechnya."
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I want to confess my love to a person of interest.
Do you think it's a good idea to say it when I see them tomorrow night (take home from work -Sober), or Friday night (after we finish work, head back to my place and have some mary jane -Intoxicated)? If you wish to go that extra mile, how could you say it as I have no idea how now to be awkward about it. Thanks and hopefully I don't fall asleep.
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>>18126783
don't do it, not love. If you want to tell them you are interested and would like to date and see where it may go, fine.
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>>18126814
yea dont profess your love you will scare them away, furthermore if your a guy dont even tell her you have feelings, just chat her up and ask to meet out for drinks/ hang out.
you let a girl know your feelings and she knows she can have you, not even that but she will probably just outright reject you lol.
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They know of my feelings and we see each other every few days and have a night out at least once or twice a week. I believe the feelings are shared due to things like kissing, falling asleep with/on each other, playing with each others hair, etc. I highly believe that I am in a good spot. This is more for a kissing/cuddling stuff though. I love them but fuck relationships. Not really interested in sex just wanna be with them.
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Today I have a date. Any tips or advice?
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take a shower, choose good clothes, bring enough money, dont masturbate before and good luck with the conversation
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Spout 4chan memes when the conversation dies down, to display your wit and banter.
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>>18126767
I heard masturbating before a date helps. Why should I not masturbate?
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how do i stop being shy with women and a doormat with man
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>>18126738
be smart.
In most cases, a smart man is higher on the pole than a 'strong' one. And if you are educated/smart you will have an easier time talking to women.
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>>18126738
>>18126929
Smart and strong. Mentally and physically. Start doing push-ups daily and pull-ups if you're able to. If you have the cash, save up for a tandem skydive. Get into something like BJJ or boxing or kickboxing so you can tumble around with other opponents. You don't have to be good, but the experience and comraderie will only make you better. And be smart- read books and learn new things. Don't know how to clean a sink trap? Learn. Paint? Learn.
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>>18126968
This. No one ever expects the guy in glasses to be able to kick ass.
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So I met these 2 girls on tinder:
Girl A:
>met IRL once
>seemed surprisingly cool, when we talked about music and film it was almost like talking to a guy
>is into the same oldie rock and tarantino as I am
>shy and not bitchy, kinda like a female me
>we made out on the first date
>pretty sure it would go further but she had to leave early because of early work the next day
>meeting her on saturday again at my place, p. sure it will evolve into "netflix and chill"
Girl B:
>seems cute on the pics, gonna meet her for the 1st time today
>into Witcher like me
>seemed more into my band than anyone I played it to
>gave off some overtly Christian vibes and I'm a fedora tipper
>kinda annoying in a nerdy/playing-hard-to-get way but all in all she's interesting
I have little experience with girls (I'm 24 and had 2 gfs). I don't wanna drop either of them right away in case I will fail with the other. I also don't want to mess with them both at the same time in case they'll find out and get pissed off. Right now I'm thinking the first one to put out wins but what do you think - how long is it acceptable to talk to both of them before going exclusive with one of them?
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be a fucking man and choose one yourself
listen to your dick and your heart
not very difficult is it
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>>18126730
Drop the first one to put out.
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Almost 30, no job, no gf, not kissless or virgin but whatever. I have like 10-12 good friends, half of them are working outside and barely see them, others are in a relation and dont see them often, only had 3 friends left to go out and shit, one has to leave forever, the other dont like to gonout much and the one left is starting a relation. Im fucked, alone,i have friends but at the same time i dont, dont know whats this feeling...
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31 male.
It's called getting older. You were lucky, you slowly lost them. Me, I just moved, and lived alone. I'd see them now and then, rarely. But I started to realize that in all my solitude and loneliness, there was always a certain peace of mind I had, that Iacked simply trying to communicate with people. I'm mostly introverted, and prefer to socialize at most, with one other person. Try hanging out with family instead, if they invite you over.
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>>18126787
cont.
I'm also no job, no gf, so, it could be worse man. Just go places and apply, get on craigslist and check out local opportunities.
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>>18126787
Only family i have is my mom and my grandma, lost contact with cousins and uncles years ago when i moved here with 4 years
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>texts guy
>guy sez he's out getting milk
>it's 4am
BS or no?
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I go out for milk at.
Best time for fruit pebbles
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7/11 is open 24/7.
Also, no. He's not wanting sum fuk.
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>>18126716
He was probably returning some video tapes, but was too embarrassed to tell you.
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how do i ask my crush out
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hello, i am gay and have a problem.
i want to have sex with my friend. imma explain something to you first so you can help me convince him, so stay with me.
we have known each other since kindergarten, so thats a long time. ive always had a thing for him. he was always bigger, we liked each other, he is young (actually 4 months younger than me) but he is already a bear and looking to be a bigger one soon. i saw his erection at gym class, it was big, he smiled at me and hid it. once, we talked about homosexuality and he told us that he had had thoughts about being gay but he then started doubting it. he has given me many signs, for example when he was dressed up as santa for christmas at school, i asked him if hes gonna give me a wooden rod (its a tradition in my country, something like a lump of coal, for bad kids). he responded with "yes, i can give you this one" and did a move pointing at his penis for a second. we just laughed it up but hes done a few of these things in the past too. he kepts saying it was just a joke.
i was almost convinced that he is gay or bi, so last summer, in july, i asked him over snapchat for sex. he responded with why do u wanna fuck? i said that i have had a thing for him for ages and i would like to have sex, i also told him about these signs he has been giving and he said hes not gay and those were jokes.
i did it over snap because if he refused i could just say it was a bet and i dont wanna have sex or anything. he bought it, we remained friends, it stopped being awkward.
well im pretty sure he was just shocked or something and didnt wanna snap me saying yes because i would screenshot it or something. i want to try again, in real life i guess, but i need tips on how to plan it and how to investigate a bit more that hes gay curious. he has never had a girlfriend btw.
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does he know your gay anon ?>>18126699
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i dont think so, when i first asked him and he refused, i said that was a bet and that i wasnt serious so i guess not