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How should I kill myself?
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Test
And you don't OP
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>>18131846
Run into a jet engine
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Through decades of responsible struggle towards wholesome goals.
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"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
How true is this? Can you still be utterly fed up with your girl when she's at her worse but love her when she's at her best? Or does the former preclude the latter?
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>>18131835
'For better or worse', anon. It's completely true.
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>>18131835
Being there at her worst doesn't mean being okay with whatever's going on, it just means that you won't leave her for it. You can be annoyed/pissed off
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>>18131835
It's a shit test. Don't let them act dumb.
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How do I deal with a shit that's too big to flush? 2017-03-16 07:06:58 Post No.18131825
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How do I deal with a shit that's too big to flush?
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Apologies for the vulgarity, but:
So, uh, I just took a bigger shit than I ever imagined possible. In addition to being huge, it was also very stiff and difficult to pass. I'm certain that if I try to flush it, it will clog the toilet and cause it to overflow.
I'm not sure how to deal with this. For now, I just washed my hands and left (fortunately, the stiffness of it also meant it came out fairly cleanly, so I didn't have to use much paper) in the hope that it will dissolve or soften a little, which might help. But I'll have to confront it soon, and I don't know how to do that, because I've never had to deal with this issue before.
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>>18131825
Break it up by hand. I've had to do it in my camper a number of times.
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You could try to break it up before flushing.
But if it is solid enough, I would say just grab it out of toilet and bag it and throw it away in outside trash.
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>>18132168
This and eat more fiber
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Who wanna see instagram profiles who beat me up in the college every day?
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me
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>>18131799
>Routinely getting beat up as an adult
>Not domestic violence
You deserve it
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If your the Italian dude, your English sucks.
Fuck off and die
Or learn self defense coward
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why my classmates a hate me and beat me up every day?
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Go talk to a school counselor and dont come back to this website untill you're 18
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i have a 18 old years
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>>18131785
then act like it.
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More depressed than I've felt in a long time
I can't enjoy video games and anime anymore, or even the internet
Is working all there is to life?
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lets be friends
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>>18131756
Might as well live, it's not like you're gonna be in a rush to get anywhere by dying
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>>18131756
Eat good food, there's a lot to be enjoyed from cooking
My Jewish gf broke up with me and it sent me into a spiral of "depression"
Wat do
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>>18131715
Shovel down anti depressants or kys famoli
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Please give me something original to do, cause killing myself is pretty unoriginal at this point
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYQs2rRnJYY
Ram something up your poopshoot, ram something up someone else poopshoot. Just ram anything up any poopshoot
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So this girl is into me, she has a boyfriend but she doesn't give a shit about him and would cheat on him. We keep telling her to break it off with him, she will eventually she's just dumb and gets "stuck" in relationships that have run their course a lot. Has cheated on him more or less before, I think. She cheated on another guy I knew a while ago too. Anyway, my friend started hooking up with her and they were together for a while, and he's real obsessed. Like he's got it bad for her. Some shit went down and basically they stopped because he was being too needy or something, idk.
A few months ago a different girl in our group was messing with me and then my other friend fucked her, so I know how it feels. But this girl is real into me, leans into me, touches me, one time I literally had to tell her I couldn't do it because my friend was standing there shaking his head while she was coming onto me. But it's kinda like... It's getting pretty hard not to. She's hot as fuck. I don't want to hurt my friend, he confides in me a lot, and we've talked about her a ton of times, but god damn.
What would you do?
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Cheats alot eh? definately not relationship material, but sounds like she wants to fuck. you know what to do op
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>>18131702
Don't date her. Eventually you'll become the boyfriend who she's willing to cheat on, and you'll get left. Trust me, I did the same shit. Stole a guy's girl and felt like the baddest player, until she fucked another guy and left me.
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Why would you associate, let alone fucking date, a known whore? Get rid of your shitty normie friends.
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My husband thinks it's funny to come up with a "secret word of the day" and spazz out if I say it. This Peewee bullshit is getting on my nerves.
He's autistic, is this part of the condition or is he just being a faggot?
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>>18131674
Heh
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I lol'd so hard, sorry OP.
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>>18131674
Your husband is now my best friend.
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Is it worth it and hard becoming a sailor at the age of 27? How do you become a pirate? It doesnt sound as adventurous as back in the day
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>>18131670
>sailor
You mean like, on a fishing boat or something?
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>>18131675
Seaman, shipman, navy sailor/officer
How do you call it
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>>18131670
travel to mogadishu(somalia). bring a small team. avoid gingers.
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Trying to help my sister. Any advice appreciated.
My sister sees a guy at my gym almost everyday for the past eight months, but has no idea about how to flirt (she's surprisingly awkward for being better looking than me and also has one of those very unnatural, forced looking smiles). About two months ago, they passed close by each other and he apparently winked and smiled at her. She literally got on her phone to text me this from the gym in all caps and was ecstatic for about a week. Anyway, I guess he stopped smiling at her because she got all mopey about it. Then yesterday they made eye contact and she's going loopy again. She says the only reason she hasn't approached the guy is because she doesn't want every guy to think it's okay to hit on her at the gym, and yet, she says she goes at her time because its only her and him. She has also said he looks like a serious trainer, but then she also likes to talk about how he dances and lipsyncs to his music.
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'She' can grow some balls and approach him, or she can sit and wait forever for him to approach her.
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>>18131633
>my sister
It's an anonymous imageboard anon.
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>>18131633
OK OP Your sister needs a multi phased operation.
> Ask for "help" on an exercise/lift whatever
>ask for Chads name
> Dont do any thing else
Wait
>ask for Chads number AFTER all of that.
Spring break is approaching for me, and I'm struggling to find something to do.
Any ideas for a 20-year-old single college student less than $200?
I'd have to travel alone and without the ability to legally drink.
If not, any good non-traveling ideas?
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>>18131628
As big as spring break culture seems, most people just go home
I'm going home with my roommate and we're going to daydrink for a week
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Catch up on your schoolwork. Quit failing your classes so that you may get a good job and have a lot more to spend on future "spring breaks"
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>>18131635
Not OP, but
>projecting
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>in the early 00's I was a dumb teenager that got "catfished"
>Talked to this girl for years. She would be there for me whenever shit got bad. We were romantically involved, but not tied to one another at all.
>Eventually, I pretty much force her to reveal herself. She flies across the US to see me, and she's not who she claimed to be in pictures.
>She stays with me for a couple weeks. But the damage has already been done. I tell her that I can't trust her, and she has to go back home.
Fast forward to current year.
>Have a completely different life.
>All grown up with a job, a healthy relationship, and a kid.
>Checking my normiebook one night, when I get a message from Catfish girl.
>I have no idea how she found me. I have everything set to private as far as comments and pictures. I'm more amazed than anything
>She says that she's sorry things ended up the way they did, and that she just wanted to see how I was doing. She has pictures of herself, and she looks like she has a happier life
>My girlfriend says this whole thing is kind of funny and thinks I should respond for more details about this person, to see how she turned out.
What do you think, /adv/? Should I respond? Should I ignore her? Do you have any experience with this whole "Catfishing" scenario?
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Dude you're so fucking far removed from the situation you have nothing to lose.
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No obviously she is trying to inset herself into your life again. There is a catch you ain't seeing yet. I would advise to just ignore her and go on with your life.
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>My girlfriend thinks I should respond for more details about this person, to see how she turned out.
Your gf gave the okay. What are you waiting for?
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My orgasms have never been that amazing, but people go on about them like they're bliss
Do different girls just have a different capacity for pleasure?
I see girls in videos shaking and moaning and I never get like that, it's about as powerful as a sneeze for me
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Don't say that you can't understand
Don't say that you can't comprehend
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>>18131620
Its different for everybody
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>>18131620
1.) Those are almost certainly faking/exgagerrating, but some occasional convulsion is normal
2.) 1/3 of women are incapable of orgasm fullstop, there's a lot of biological variation from person to person
3.) Orgasms are not *that* great, but if you still feel left out get a friend to sell you Foria CBD based lubricant or a similar chemical agent, which will synchronize contractions and produce a more impressive sensation overall. I've heard good things about DXM too, surprisingly. But before expensive nerve gasses try different positions, angles, and techniques.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, fart guy, platonic cuddling guy
Fuck off
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Girls
The semester is wrapping up and there's this classmate I want to ask out. We talk once in a while before and after classes and have each other on facebook. However, I'm kinda outta practice when it comes to dating and I don't have much of a social circle compared to her. I plan on asking just to hang out as friends.
Will she detect my motives right away? Will she smell the desperation?
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>>18131632
>Will she detect my motives right away?
Duh. Grow some balls and ask her out properly.
>Will she smell the desperation?
Only if you're desperate
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Been on 2 boring dates, barely any contact. Planning for 3rd. How do I ask to hook up?