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I... can't tell whether this is serious or not.

>>18133813

What do you know about serious asshole? Go Fucking go Fucking jerk off to Star Trek MotherFucker if you have nothing to say.

I wish I could be this edgy

Include me in the screenshot

Stop listening to other females and be open with your bf. Don't listen to reddit, as they are more socially retarded than we are.

>>18133811
We're very open. We've discussed this many times. I don't go search for advice on the matter (until now) it just seems like that's the general consensus and we both are curious as to the reasoning behind it.

Im 32 and sort of in the same situation. Though I could easily say my girlfriend while she loves me equally, is incapable of expressing it nearly as often. She also is much more introverted than I am so requires long periods of alone time which can be difficult for me.

I believe the reason why its unhealthy is that if you spend all your time together, you could easily build a dependency and reliance on the relationship to make you happy. Since you're less likely to spend as much time alone or on other friendships, if that relationship goes south you're left more of a broken person. Honestly though, as long as you're both reciprocating each others love, are aware of the time you need to cultivate your own needs and passions, and are aware that you should both have your own lives every now and then I think you should ride the ride the way its meant to as much as you want.

>>18133748

>how do i meet new people

you already know the answer to this.

>>18133754
If i knew i wouldn't have asked. I just don't really know where to go to meet people with similar interests.

>>18133773

to the similar interest store.

seriously though, if you dont know where to go to meet people with similar interests, how are we supposed to know what to suggest if you dont tell us those interests?

Being able to suck your own dick

>>18133722

/thread

Women get strangely aroused by watching me do this. It hurts my back though.

>>18133718
dressing well
lifting weights

Lose weight, make more money

>>18133690
The money thing will take a super long time to get to. But the issue im bringing up is would there be a point into losing weight and all that shit if my genetics have me be more chubby naturally. Like my biggest issue is my double chin and face fat imo and I looked it up and thats not something you can focus on burning off it just goes naturally, but naturally for me its always been there.

>>18133684
Men peak in attractiveness around 30 to 35. So if you get in shape and also get into that age range you will get much more notice.

join the military
go out with bang

>>18133683
I'm just finding it hard to find a job that'll allow me to study

>>18133714
not same anon but if you prove yourself the army will pay for you to go to school and give you a job utilizing your knowledge

Easily by ignoring them.They will feel sad then move on.
You cannot escape hurting their feelings.

I am person that was ghosted nicely and I was hurt and I am person who ghosted tons of people.

>>18133670
the key is to make yourself as scarce as possible to the other person
become inactive on social medias and reply to messages as little as possible
if they're normal human beings they should fuck off
if they aren't a normal human being (you know the type) then no conventional advice really applies and you may just have to tell them to fuck off if you can't handle it

have you considered the possiblity of not being a pussy and telling them you are not interested in them?

Be like me and use your first and last name with your birth year at the end.

>>18133665

avoid an obvious reference to a TV show, subtle ones are okay, but the meaning should stand well on its own.

a generic thing you can do is
>pick an element
>pick an animal
>pic a number with significance to you

for instance
>fire
>cat
>24

and now you're firecat24.

but you can also just think of things you like and pick something. i chose deepcut, because i read about how a 'deep cut' for a gem means its smaller but its color is more intense. so now im deepcut.

before that I had liked bobcats, so i just went with bobcat, or if that was taken lonebobcat based on the native american spirit totems of bobcats teaching people to be alone without being lonely.

>>18133665
Use a celebrity name but changed to have a joke in it
>Michael J Cocks
>Reese Withoutherspoon
>Danny Orcman
>Morgan Slaveman
>Willem Dafriend
>Kanye East
>clint westwood

Why do you feel like telling anyone. I havent told anyone about my insecurities in years.

>>18133626
I...
I don't know how to deal with them.
Maybe i really hope to just be comforted and be made to believe that it's ok.
I'v been feeling very insecure lately.

>>18133624
Get a therapist. They can't tell your shit to anyone else.

Have you considered men?

>>18133614

do you watch porn? masturbate? how often do you smex?

>>18133621
I've had previous girlfriends that have made me cum gallons, but never really cared for them like I do with this one

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>>18133613
bump
feeling better but why the fuck does this happen

>>18133628
Everything expands down there when you are aroused. There's only so much room so this expansion can block off plumbing that normally flows freely. That's my purely scientific explanation.

>>18133613

Bro... I had this same problem but maybe 10 minutes after cumming I would get intense burning. I thought I was alone but it turns out this is actually somewhat common and can be caused by a number of different things.

> UTI. You can get this from shit dick and anal sex.
> Micro abrasions and swelling from jacking off too rough or trying to bend it or twist it too much. Some men get this because they tried fucking their own ass and were a little too rough with their attempt.
> Weak Vas Deferns. It is a valve in your dick that controls the flow of either urine or semen. It can be weak and sometimes let a backflow of urine into your semen parts and it causes intense discomfort, burning and swelling. Also difficulty peeing. This can be a genetic thing.

Go see a urologist. In my case it was because I am too rough when I masturbate. Good luck.

Private detective, FBI agent, haunted house worker, animal control?

Police officer, intelligence officer, sniper, Hunter (obvious), drone operator, cctv operator, insurance salesman (nobody wants most insurance so you better get good at stalking if you wanna sell)

That last one is the only example of a corporate career that involves hunting or stalking lol. It's an intriguing question you asked OP. I'm looking forward to other answers. Dude above has good ones

>>18134028
Woops I mean it's the only corporate career that involves hunting or stalking that I can think of.

Wow it's so great isn't it? To think about what you'd do if she were your girlfriend? What does she like to do? What do you two have in common?

Talk to her like any other girl. If she is an adult (AND SHE BETTER BE SINCE YOU ARE BROWSING A WEBSITE FOR ADULTS) then she will know how to deal with people speaking with her.

>>18133595
buttm

>>18133593
Dude that is pain in the ass.Continiue fucking other girls.She enjoy all of this drama so stop it and don't give her that anymore.

Cut her off and don't tell her anything that is only way you can show her middle finger for playing with your emotion.

Your relationship is fucked up just abandon ship.If you cannot do that then you have oneitis and deserve to lose some nerves and waste a time.

>>18133593
quit fake breaking up with your girlfriend you dumb fucking faggot. shit is not cool and its emotionally draining on both of you.
if this was a good relationship worth being in you wouldnt be doing that dumb high school bullshit.
break up with her and save yourselves both the trouble.

>>18133659
Yeah I'm gonna go with this. Never go back after a break up.

Just relax. Embrace the delights of the present. The pain of the past has already come and gone. Your experiences shape you, but you shouldn't let yourself be haunted by the specter of this old love.

The best way to treat past relationships is like a photo album. Keep the pictures in a book somewhere, because it wasn't nothing, but don't frame a giant copy of them on the wall to watch over your every step of every day, you feel me?

>>18133511
I think my biggest issue is admitting that it hurt and that I let someone hurt. They've admitted that they messed up and would like nothing more than for me to come home. I can't tell if they are saying these things to hurt me or just to torment me. Im suffering deeply and my new partner feels threatened because I still let them get to me.
So much of my life, 4 years, was with my ex and as most couples do our lives were deeply intertwined so when we split I lost my entire support system.

>>18133529
I get it, Holmes. My wife of seven years left me two weeks ago. I'll probably be fucked up for a long time.

But I'm not you, so I can see your shit real clear. You CANNOT let this old shit fuck you up. It's not fair to your new shit.