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>We stop
>Happens again
>We stop again
>Me keeps away from him
>Me gets nightmares
>Me watchs lesbian porn and grill nudes alone as kid and play miniclip
>Now miniclip gets full of normies
>Me as kid goes to nighbour plays games with teenager
>Me gets molested
>Me go home
>Me sleeps
>Me get nightmares again
>Me falls off bed
>Feels bad man
>Me no trust senpai and peeps
>Me stays silent
>Me stays patient
>Me says to self "This is my ninja way like naruto"
>Me stops myself from going toilet
>Me goes hides behind doors crosses legs to stop my shit coming out
>Me stays home all the time in room with me other bro
>Me dont like I want me own room
>Me fite with bro all the time
>Me does rasengan on him
>Me dont like my bros
>Me goes school
>Me gets bullied
>Me stays home and wank to porn
>Me goes swimming pool alone
>Me sees hot chick in bikini
>Me wanks in changing room
>Me cock bleeds
>Scary mode intensifies
>Me wipe with tawl
>Me goes home
>Me dont like going to doctor cos they're shit
>Me stays like this
>Me plays with shit at home
>Me drinks piss at home
>Drinking piss was too strong
>Decides to drink more water to make it less strong
>Me drinks my own cum
>Me feels choking
>Me eats bread to swallow properly
>Me drinks tea
>Me swallows better
>Me clears throat
>Oh wait shit I think I lost me virginity
>Fuck, guys does it count if I drink my cum?
>I dont know
>Fuck it
>Me still stays at home lonely with no friends
>Me watches porn
>Me goes on tinder
>Me goes on Badoo
>Me goes all on dating sites and apps
>Me watches anime
>Me plays games
>Cycle repeats
>Me no get laid
>Me have no job
>Me lives with parents
>Me 21 now
>Me looks ugly
>Dont know if me virgin or not
>Me bangs head
>Me hits myself
>Me cuts myself
>Me wants to kms
>Me says taskette
>Goes local doctor
>Me dont know how to talk
>Me says I require healing
>I need healing
>I require assistant
>Me goes sees psychologist
>Me pretends to be normie
>Me says "dont say any weird stuff from past"
>Me was shaking

>Me have anxiety
>Me stutter when talking to her
>She says "me normie"
>She says "case closed"
>She goes to shit out her new baby
>Me goes home cuts meself
>Me depressed
>Me sends her email
>Me says to her "you're tranny so fuck you for saying me normie"
>Me says to her "dont reply to me"
>Me thinks not going to her if she want to see me again
>Me thinks even if i do see her I will bitch slap her
>Me will not get reply until January
>cos she is busy shitting her new baby

Guys and gals please give me advice what to do next.

>>18696324
>>18696510
>>18696514
Huh?

>>18696310
bitch and moan all you like but they are legally correct and you will either pay them the money, and late fee, or get forced to pay it in court. They will give zero fucks about your situation and will expect you to hand them a check on the first of every month.

protip: pay your rent more than a month in advance just to give yourself a buffer against the unexpected.

>>18696310
Ask boss if he would allow you to be late so you could stop into bank explain situation. Ask if you can stay late to make up for it.

Maybe boss will understand.

>>18696320
So if I tell them I'm not paying $110 dollars are they actually going to take me to court for that? Like there's zero chance they'll just waive it? Because that's absurd that they would take a tenant to court for $110 and it almost makes me wanna see what they do.

>>18696279
Stop overthinking, this alone helped my social skills a ton.

>>18696279
Same boat my friend, I can somewhat text a girl because I can make anything a joke, but that's harder to do face to face.

>>18696279
is your goal to be some kind of singing and dancing entertainment monkey?

Too many to list.

>>18696248

false interpretations of perfection

Good health. People are attracted to individuals who look healthy.

>>18696232
truth is that you shouldn't have had them to begin with. Dogs, and pets in general, are a responsibility and you clearly don't have the financial stability to deserve them. Give them to an animal shelter and get back on your feet. Next time you think about becoming responsible for a pet, make sure you're financially stable first.

>>18696241

I was financially stable. We were well off. I stopped working to go to police academy, then got injured halfway and had to leave. I had money saved up. But my mother stole it.

>>18696268
clearly you misunderstood what I meant by "financially stable". The definition in this instance can be reasonably understood as: the condition in which one does not end up homeless.

>>18696229
I hope for his sake you're cute

>tfw autistic too but i never get girls

im not aspergers autism but still autism enough to be alone

>>18696229
Umm.. okay

>>18696235
OP here.
I legit ordered lolita-like cute dress and white thigh highs and gotten bangs with bow on the head just so I look better when I talk to him. I don't actually want a relationship though since I want to be good friends with him and a romantic relationship would ruin that. I've spoken to him about only 3 times though since I usually stutter at the point I can't speak.

>>18696158
his superior officer is stealing his mail and the naked pics of you.

>>18696158

I'm assuming he's in boot camp?

>>18696167
He is in boot camp, yes

>>18696157
>Not much to go off of, but what do you guys think?

don't get your hopes up. she probably just took it to be nice and not create a scene. Then again, you might be pleasantly surprised and get a text from her. But seriously, don't get your hopes up or expect her to owe you anything.

Waiting sucks doesnt it? Im in a waiting and hoping situation myself and its driving me nuts.

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Protip for the future that will save countless amount of time: You're the man, you have to do everything.

Count on girls NEVER making the first move. You get her number and contact her, don't give her yours.

Now you know.

>>18696116
Ask her on date.
>inb4 excuse
Ask her on date. What do you have to lose? You lost your dignity long ago anyway.

>>18696116
Leave her a note. "Sorry that i'm coming off as a creep, but i just want to ask you out for a coffee. InsertPhoneNumber. Best regards, neighbor across the street"

When she blows you off, at least you'll have closure. If you're lucky she might even accept.

>>18696124
>>18696146

I was thinking about that and would offer her a date, it's just the actual act of getting in contact is difficult. I need to catch her attention again that won't piss her off. I think she might be having issues in her life at the moment, i.e. angry conversations on her phone, random screaming, spends a lot of time in her bed etc.

I thought about writing her a letter but I'm unsure on her exact flat number.

>>18696077
Because you are unmotivated, look for purpose in life

u mean suicide?
i hate suicide cucks, my sister tried to offherself once and have never looked at her the same way again

>>18696077
Because you're a fucking retard. Take meds.

Bimp

>>18696009

>23

Be happy you're young idiot.

>120lbs

At least you're not fat, that's way worse, lift weights

>No Beard

Better than having a neckbeard. Look at it this way, at least you don't have to shave everyday, it gets tiring.

>shitskin mutt

I'm so sorry.

>5'10 Manlet

R U Stupid? That's the average height of a white and black male in the United States. Not tall nor short. You're average.

>Still get carded

So you look young? Good for you.

>>18696011
The worse probably is that because of this shit and confidence issues stemming from having no father, I dropped out of college. I want to kms.

put up some weights
put them down again

>>18695986
Fap (no porn) and if you still want to cheat after, break up with your GF.
You have no right to cognizantly waste another human being's time.
>inb4 troglodyte incels imply bullshit

>>18695987
Might do this

>>18695988
Have tried that already, I felt less of a desire to bury my face in her ass but still had a crush on her and still kinda wanted to bury my face in her ass too lol

Give her distance, it's shitty she's not giving any communication, but she might need space. Tbh anon, you probably want someone who won't ghost you and leave you in the dark, you might want someone more mature than thst

Obviously your guys' phones are wack, so you should never assume that she's ignoring you in this case. Yes, of course you should try to contact her before she leaves and wish her a good trip. Assume the best.
Do you guys have any other ways to contact each other that doesn't involve your phones?

>>18695920
>>18695921
I'm torn between these two options. She claims she's having a "quarter life" crisis. However, I don't understand why'd she agree to see me and let me come to her house if it was over.
I don't want to come off as clingy. I honestly believe she got my last text though. The uncertainty is killing me.

shameless self bump

bump x2

>>18695856
Jesus fuck.. Just do it already. Though: Pick a different movie.

Define amazing? Did you fuck? Kissed surely

>>18695795

There are multiple reasons that could cause something like this. She might have caught a cold or something, there might be some personal obligations in her life, she might be an introvert who needs a day off socializing in order to recover. Don't be clingy af and allow her her time off.

>>18695799
We drank a whoooole lot and cuddled and made out all day and night (she slept over everynight) and watched each others faorite shows and had friends stop by. No sex but I want to keep seeing her and work towards that