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>>18136893
Aim lower?

>>18136903
I have actually. Even I try to force myself to be with an ugly girl, even she lost interest me.

Also, the thing about most relationships i know is that people will usually fall in love with the wrong people and break up within 6 months. Even if a woman did say yes to date me, I feel like the spark will die so fast.

>>18136919
You need to stop caring about their feelings. Just weasel your way into sum fuk and then focus on your work afterwards. Build some value

>>18136885
Who is she?

Go "cold feet" but pay first time round.
Resched and cancel.
3rd x charm.

>>18136969
I dont understand how this will work?

So pay and dont do it. Then ask her again, but reschedule, how is the third time going to see if this isnt a sting??

>>18136805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngYwMsxJ4U

Alternately, "if you meant that, you'd just do it faggot stop attention whoring"

you can call the suicide hotline on behalf of someone else, just ask them for advice.

>>18136805
punch them unconscious so they can't kill themselves; then call wherever they lock up the crazies.

>>18136707
it's okay bro, not everyone in the world is a rocket scientist
in fact, if everyone was rocket scientists, the world wouldn't work properly

you should find a job that is easy for you, low stress, and something that you like doing
and when you have a job, you can start a family, have some kids, take some vacations, pursue hobbies, drink beer and watch tv, do whatever the fuck you want.
you don't need to be super smart or highly skilled in order to live a fulfilling, happy life.

Your writing skills are pretty good by the way.

>>18136707
There are things you will probably never grasp, myself included, but not understanding and not capable are two different things.

People say all the time they are bad at math. Well of course you'll be bad at math if you never try to understand it! Of course some people will naturally get it better than most but they still had to put in the time to learn it.

We are all more capable than we think anon. It's whether or not you put in the work that makes *ALL* the difference.

>>18136707
I'm not the brightest either. But I'm funny, sincere, and charming as fuck, and it's let me skate by on so much shit. I'm not even particularly attractive.

I get promotions and special projects consistently.

You can be dumb and learn how to do things. Jobs train you. But it's much harder to learn how to be personable and happy. Have a good work ethic, make friends, and you'll be just fine kiddo.

>>18136619
Exercise strenuously and drink a lot of water. Diet hard. Go back to normal on monday, regular diet regular activity. Still drink a lot of water.

You're probably fine even if you don't do those things. Either way if you drink enough water your urine might get diluted enough for thc metabolites to not be detectable if they are there.

>>18136619
>get syringe
>get clean urine
>inject up your urethra
Problem solved

>>18136619
Just get some fake urine from a head shop or order it online and have it shipped fast Monday. I use it all the time even when randomed. I heat it up via microwave or in a hot cup of coffee, stuff it in my gooch, and squeeze it into the cup making sure it's at the right temperature. Generally I have it too hot so I swirl it around a bit until the temp gauge reads 98ish and hand it in.

Really easy, and it works. Detox is bullshit and honestly I think it's "effective" because you're just drinking a bunch of water, not because of the bullshit they are selling. I wouldn't risk my job using that shit.

Don't go combat arms, there's no war on.

>>18136567

>is it worth it

depends what you want to get out of it and what your alternative options are.

people always ask 'is it worth it?' as if they're just walign to the store adn spending 5 bucks on some new product.

its your life direction, how are we supposed to know if its worth it?

>>18136567

OP here do you get to suck a lot of dick? I want to suck a lot of soldier dick.

>>18136495
Two ways to get over it. You can either become as sexuality depraved as she's been in the past yourself, which you're most likely not gonna do. Or you can simply accept that she's with you now, she USED to do those things, but no more, because she's not.

You can also bluntly tell her it bothers you.Flat out, stop talking about your sexual history because it makes me feel uncomfortable, and that's it.

>>18136503
Yah, simply accepting isn't that simple unfortunately. I'm also not going to just fuck around on her to even the score in my head, seems really scummy.

I guess I'll just tell her to stop bringing it up, and if it still continues to bother me, I'll break up.

>>18136495
i cant stand this sort of shit, iv been in this situation before and it fucking sucks

basically if you know you're never gonna get over it and as long as you're with her it will eat up at you then the logical thing to do is leave her and move on. but thats way easier said than done. also girls like this will cheat on you almost certainly. i dont really have any advice but fuck iv been there before

I don't think anyone's parents COMPLETELY prepare them for adulthood and the real world, but I think my parents did a good job.

>What did they do well
Encouraged me to learn to cook
Taught me good money managing habits
Encouraged me to be independent and do things for myself
Helped my find a job in high school to help me come out of my shell and so I had work experience for the future
Didn't spoil me materially and made me work for things that I wanted but didn't need
Pushed me academically, but never criticised me if I wasn't the best of the best
Let me grow into my own person, didn't try to make me into a mini-them

>what did they do poorly?
They were a bit restrictive in terms of me having a social life. I'm a 'extroverted introvert' though, so it's not as big of an issue as it could be

>>18136406

i feel like there isn't much they can actually do to prepare you. all they can really do is instill the basics of good habits and hope that they carry over.

with the exception of cooking i guess...

My parents did an atrocious job, they only ever taught me what not to do.

>>18136397
Send him off to a a camp of some sort where he can sober up. These kind of situations are hard to deal with. But I'd recommend getting some professional help

>>18136397
get a therapist and life coach

also give him a talk, tell him he needs to get a job and an apartment

>>18136397
Rape your mother and sister. Kill your father. Force your brother to eat your dad's genitals at gunpoint. Then rape your brother. Then kill yourself.

>>18136173
im in the same fucking boat man. its fucking aids. I guess all you can really do its convince yourself 100% it will never happen and try to talk to other girls to get your relationship mind into someone else. would work for me if i wasnt a fucking retard so you if you can start talking to other girls i think youll eventually see her more as a friend than the one.

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>>18136173
I was in her shoes, there was a girl who liked me, but I didn't like her at the time, then I tried to pursue her and she rejected me. I would just go with the flow though op, like maybe she was at a point in her life where she was unsure/not totally there, but she realized she liked you, and now maybe she is ready and is trying to show you that by pursuing you.

>>18136433
>>18136537
It's beyond aids.
And I am afraid of what I may do.

I'm not mr.nice guy with the "w-wanna go out?", I"m actually rough and creepy and may very well bump into her and tell her to come with me after work.
That's probably why so many girls avoid me, this shit only works with Chads.

The way I figure, she gave me a second chance at being a good friend and not treat me like the jerk off who is after her ass...
I even think she has a bf.

Now I can fuck this up two ways:
Be that good friend = friendzone
Pursue her again = jerk
In any case I won't let myself become this nice friend, if this is the way it ends I'll just ignore her for good.

What do? Do I resign and accept that I am only a friend?
Is there a safe way to know what's up with her?

>>18136078
could be your washer. sometimes bacteria grows and makes your cloths stink, you might have gotten used to the small and don't notice, like cig smokers do.
happened to me with two washers, had to run a ton of bleach though with whites to get rid of it.

>>18136078
could be what you eat. thats why black africans smell funny but african americans dont.
also why indian immigrants smell funny. too much curry.

>>18136078
Bump

>>18135903

yes.

>how

by figuring out the problem, making a plan and following through.

>>18135903
>turn off computer
>go outside

>>18135903
Bump

>>18135772

If you can't provide evidence of the cheating that might hold in court, then take it down. They'll fuck you up otherwise.

>>18135772
Pictures are illegal in a casino so remove it

You are lucky they're giving you a chance to at all

>>18135780
But I lost $400

>>18135333
lmao

>>18135333
Nice trips.

Now, it seems you're capable to get dates, so if you really want to have someone serious to engage in non-casual hookup, all you have to do is to make those clear to your dates/potential mate.

>>18135341
The dates dont go anywhere, they dont develop into relationships

>>18134901
So when you are in a class and look around, there is nobody alone? Are you telling me you are the only lonely kid there?

I cant help you :-(

Bump, in a similar situation.

>>18134901
It's not about social skills, seems like you're doing things mostly right, approaching people, etc...

It's about personal charisma/basic likability, and you don't have it. Your classmates just don't like you.