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>get drunk and fuck chads for another 10 years before settling down
vs
>settle down now and keep leeching money off of him

this must be a real difficult choice for you huh femanon

>>18138708
or i forgot the third option:
keep leeching money off of him, but also get drunk and fuck chads on the side, and he won't find out because he's halfway across the country

>>18138714
and is also a major beta bitch

She really looks like my type so that's why I'm putting so much thought and effort into something so lame like Tinder.

I guess I'm just really hungry for a response at this point as validation at this point.

Just stop, don't put all your hopes on a single girl.

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>>18138694
I'm trying not to but it's so hard, man. At the very least I want to see where it can go.

I forgot to mention the hat they gave me does not fit my big head and it looks funny

>>18138680
>>18138807
You're likely not going to be happy at any low-level job and it sounds like that's all you're qualified for.

Honestly OP, nut the fuck up and deal. It'll likely be good for you. The mere fact that you threw in >the hat they gave me does not fit my big head and it looks funny

is fuckin ludicrous. You've got some serious growing up to do, jesus christ. Go ahead and quit (it'll look bad regardless of how you do it) and end up at an even worse job.

cool this has helped me make up my mind and ill just floor it into oncoming traffic on my way to work hopefully that will be enough to kill me and ill just leave a note to check here for the reason why I died and I mentioned the hat because I thought it was personally funny like a haha i'm not meant for this job

well time to go enjoy the moments of my life where I actually have made up my mind because if every job is like this id rather not live

I read a while back about "porn escalation". You find your quirky weird fetish, and as you consume more of it- You become bored of it. After awhile you'll want more interesting "F R E S H" kind of porn, maybe something more intense and real.
I read about a futa/shemale lover that actually went out and tried real shemales because his fetish was getting out of hand, and he regretted it.
I believe it could be a slippery slope, just like you said. It also could be some sort of... A call for help from your brain. Many people have weird fetishes over psychological issues.
In short, I'd suggest professional help to see if it's caused by something deeper in your mind, and just in general, it's pretty fucked up.

>>18138607

it is a slippery slope, but you will most likely ALWAYS maintain your attraction to adults. especially if your interests are wide to begin wtih.

>>18138607
4chan mods used to be relatively slow to what it is now, but there was a loli board where they evetually turned to the real stuff exchanging links, so moot shut it down.

It's a slippery slope.

>>18138560
whoa pics super small

https://www.amazon.com/Sunset-Coconut-Trees-T-shirt-BLACK/dp/B01F9JOGLU/ref=sr_1_10?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1489867191&sr=1-10&nodeID=1040658&psd=1&keywords=tank%2Btops&th=1

thats the link to it

bump this is very relevant to my interests

>>18138594
whats your interest?

That's asking for a girl to view you as manchild.

damn you're really beta

>>18138530

Sorry, she just doesn't like you. Move on.

>i want girls with social and emotional problems
why would you want that

>>18138492
Because I'm an introvert that hates going out? I'd be a terrible match to a normie girl who runs to bars every night.

>>18138487
Try reaching out to the "spooky" girls you observed in high school/college. They should fit your bill.

>>18138467
Post the whole story faggot

Pee on her

>>18138486
While drunk last night I accidentally shit myself so I posted a thread with the rule that the post ending in dubs, 69, or 666 decides what I do with it. First post with dubs told me to set it on fire with the pants, so I take them out to the garage and light it up with my phone's camera at the ready. Pretty soon the fire gets out of control and spreads through the rest of the house. Wife comes home from work to find me piss ass drunk trying to put it out with the garden hose and yells my ear off before leaving for her parents. I'm in a motel right now and got the texts about divorce about an hour ago.

A good way to get started is by setting the scene then the reason for writing her. If you set the scene (describe where you ar,e what kind of day it is over at yours, what you've already done or are going to do after) she can picture you much more vividly and feel closer.

Then the romantic part comes where you tell her what urged you to write to her. Eg you had a dream about her, something reminded you of her, you suddenly missed her really badly without knowing why. Will give her warm tingles before proceeding.

As for the poem, that's harder, the best poems focus on the real little details of life... eg it is much more personal and touching to focus on the freckle on her collarbone than on her "gorgeous blue eyes". And only you know what she looks like, what you love about her personality and her way of carrying herself and so on.

>>18138436
Okay thank you so much. I can start and now I know what to write

>>18138443
No problem at all, good luck!

They didn't tell you? That's what happens every time you drink. No matter how much. Better get used to it or never drink again.

>I want to drink more
After demonstrating that you're so irresponsible about drinking that you put your own life at risk by drinking too much? Going out to drink more is the last thing you should do right now.

Drinking is supposed to be done responsibly. What's going on with you sounds like an alcoholic problem you need to go into rehab for.
Considering where you are now, even drinking responsibly might not work for you. You might be at risk for slipping and falling back into these horrible drinking habits again.

You should probably quit alcohol cold turkey. Alcohol is bad as fuck for you anyways. People don't need that in their life.

It took me about a year after my first stint of alcohol poisoning to want to drink again.
Mixing mild tasting liquor with a heavy fruit juice (pineapple juice, cranberry juice, etc) will help you get over the taste problem and get back into it, but honestly liquor is fucking disgusting and its probably better to stay away (that sick feeling you get is your body trying to tell you to stop).
Have you thought of trying weed instead?

Be best to seek a vet's help but since he is too weak, my guess is just give him food he has loved and liquify it so that it's easier for him to eat

>>18138371
Sorry to hear that anon you should ask the vet for food but try to always be with him and pet him make him feel that you're there for him. I know it's difficult but I'm sure you have 14 years worth of good memories to cherish

>>18138375
My mom just gave me the news from the vet. I don't know what he said in specifics, I only know he gave some meds to comfort him since surgery is out of the picture.

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>>18138316
Also,side view

>>18138322
Cut it, and your neck too by the way

>>18138316
you kinda got the face for it. i think its fine and typically i do not like the look of long hair on a dude.

>>18138308

tell them you dont like being left out. be assertive

>>18138354
So i should directly say why are you leaving me out so they have no choice but telling the truth.

>>18138308

unfortunately people just get tired of other people. some of us have tiring personalities. i had the same issue with my friend group last year, so i just stopped hanging out with them and made some new friends.

because I got the same issue, bump

>>18138295
>>18138328

If you can't even start talkiong with someone, then don't bother. You know you have to talk with her on a date, too, right? If saying "hi" is too hard, then an actual conversation will be impossible.

Also, the schedule thing, super creepy dude.

>>18138295

>I've memorised her schedule

creep, wrong, bad, abort

>I like this girl but I've never talked to her

no, spergo, you dont like her, you are just infatuated with her physical appearance.

>>18138290
you should be civil and brief if she speaks to you. otherwise, ignore her

>>18138290

she already rejected you anon.

nice try tho,

She can't take responsibility for her actions and I'd shifting the blame to you, completely ignore her.