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Yeah, you can just take that package and sell it back to someone else who knows what to do with it for double as much.

>>18139523
Yes buy it and then throw it away.

Why are you going to sell it for a profit?so you can make a dollar off someone else's addiction that is ruining their life and killing them? Fuck you scumbag

>>18139548
3edgy5me

few issues.
You are looking for someone based on their career.
They will likely be active people in those careers, with your back problems you won't be able to keep up.
They will likely be heterosexual in those career paths.

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>>18139572
Yes I realize these issues. There has to be one who would appreciate a cooking and cleaning waifu who works part-time? I am good at these things. Where would I be able to find these guys away from a bar, or is this where they meet up in co-worker groups? I need advice on meeting them -- not more statistics.

>>18139513

my ex boyfriend would be perfect for you, but you would not be perfect for him.

unfortunately when you're admittedly overweight you can't afford to be picky, as oddly picky as you are, its still picky.

Go to jlist and have a look at the onaholes. They're 20 dollar Japanese masturbators. Loads of suction and the holes are super tight

>>18139510
Does your pregnant wife know you are looking to buy a fleshlight?

Also, follow up question, how would you feel if your wife got a big dildo?

Lastly how would it make you feel if your twins found your fleshlight? How the fuck would you explain that?

sex toys are freaking weird. I don't get the allure of sticking plastic and foreign objects on/up your junk.

>>18139521

She knows and we checked together, she is the one who suggested the porn star ones as she knows i like those two.

She has a rabbit and a vibrator, so i dont care.

Well i doubt the toy will last or even still be around when the kids are old enough to look and find it

>>18139502
Are those your pics, OP? what exactly do you need help with? Like, what do you want to improve?

>>18139645
I was hoping for someone to pick which one was best and a rate possible

be less arab.

They have payment plans and court dates usually take three months to happen.

Btw it serves you right for littering

kudos on the rare pepe but i cant help u with that

>>18139483
This. Fuck you. You could also hurt my car by doing that shit.

Once I was driving, and I was giving a good follow distance, and he threw his cig butt out the window and it splattered right center on my windshield in a puff of sparks and tobacco.

Again fuck you for being that type of person, and fuck you for littering. Almost all cars nowadays have ashtrays. Were you really too lazy to stick the butt there?

BE A MAN ABOUT IT. PUT HER ON THE BED AND SHOW HER HOW ITS DONE

-CHAD

>>18139481
WHAT IF SOME OF THIS INVOLVES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF THUNDERCOCKING HER, CAPS ANON

Maybe I wanna pretend I'm like 12 and she's my teacher showing me the ropes

Bump because even though we have a solid sex life and I'm half-joking about the Chinese cartoon thing, I feel like it's a part of me I don't know how to share- partially embarrassment, partially because I feel there might be a disconnect, partially I don't know how to bring it up, partially it doesn't seem like she'd like that roleplaying stuff

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Talk to her again, and give her one more month. If she still doesn't change, dump her.

>>18139459
Holy shit you litterally just described me and my relationship. But we've been dating for about 3 years lol. You just have to realize girls are fucking stupid.
I don't care if she has a PhD in astrophysics, girls are stupid, they always have a hard time with priorities and they never do anything completely right.
You just have to get used to it. If you can't handle it break up with her. If not she's worth it and just be lucky she's not out banging every other guy in your town.

dude, same situation 4 years though. it doesn't get better. if you've expressed what you want/need in a relationship and she's not making the effort. give her another month and if there's no change it'll never happen. I've done this on multiple occasions and always get a flippant response. I lived with it cause i fell hard. now I am stuck rethinking my whole relationship cause I literally just got into a fight because i wasnt the supportive one when i literally did everything and then some for her two days before. Meanwhile all i want is a hug that isn't asked for.

>>18139454
Check /fa/ skin general, it's pretty good even though it's kind of extreme you can just apply a mild version of it

Wash and moisturizze twize daily

Don't touch your face.

>>18139400
Go out and be among people. Social skills can be improved with practice. If you are currently unemployed I recommend getting a job in customer service. It will force you to talk to others.

I was mute freak monster and after I graduated high school I got a job as a cashier. I was HORRIABLE at first, but after awhile my social skills really began to improve.
I still have my off days; especially if I'm not feeling great, but everyone does: you can't be perfect 100% of the time.

>>18139414
That's a good idea. I had a job as a cook and a dishwasher but those weren't very social and I never really got to know the other employees because I would just show up and do my work.

>>18139465
Don't do it at work, you'll just embarrass yourself. If you make mistakes at work you could be fired.

My advice would be to seek out other people who have the same interests as you

>>18139311

yes. i imagine there's an attractive guy buried under all that fat, but its hard ot know for sure.

>do i have any chance of getting a gf.

yes, just like men there are many ugly women who still need to date.

>>18139311
>Am I ugly
You just look like another guy who doesn't give a shit
Shave, get a decent haircut, and lose weight / work out, learn how to dress and you'll suddenly go from a 4 or 5 to a 7 or 8

>I have any chance of getting a gf?
Yes, but obviously you lack some sort of confidence so until you fix that you're working against yourself

I don't think you're attractive.. *or* ugly.

You are certainly not unattractive enough to not be able to get a gf.

I have seen many people less attractive, having SO's.

This is just your face though. What about your body? Are you fat?

Also, this looks like you just got out of bed. Get a haircut; have a shower; style your hair; shave; wear something decent. You will look a lot better. I think perhaps look into different glasses frames too.

>Ayy bb want sum fuk?

Seriously though, just talk to her and see where it goes. If you have to ask something so stupid you probably have no chance to begin with

You're absolutely delusional if you think that girl will want to have anything with you.

>>18139306

Some girls are just out looking to get fucked...

But in general you need to be charming and attractive and the girl needs to think you're somehow different than most guys. At anyone time you are competing with a dozen guys. Even unattractive women have a dozen guys competing for their attention.

>I have a high IQ
So you're arrogant
>love to run
Great for your first few weeks at basic, otherwise go army
>can take orders
So you're a brown nose everyone is going to hate.

You're in for a bad time

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>>18139298

>so you're arrogant
I'm just stating a fact. I've had my IQ officially tested. I scored 131. 130 is considered genius on the WAIS scale.

Have you any US military experience?
If you're not going to give me advice, kindly BTFO. Thx.

>>18139318
Good for you, pseudo genius. You might not want to tell your AF buddies your IQ or you will be bullied for the arrogance you clearly have to think that IQ actually means anything in the real world, especially the military.

Expect to do no combat, a weak ass basic training, but if you picked a good job you'll probably enjoy it. But a genius like yourself might find that grunt work isn't intellectually stimulating enough.

>>18139233
if you're on the fence about it, I would suggest sitting on it longer and not do it yet.

also, draw it on w a sharpie and see how you like it.

Why would you like that tattoo there? What is your relationship to Tanit? And why is important to show everyone around you?

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>>18139233

I worked in a tattoo shop for many many years. Here is my advice.

1. Don't come here for advice about tattoos. Read this post and abandon the thread because this is the only constructive reply you will read. This place is nothing but a bunch of teenage edgelords with superiority complexes who think that every thing popular is degenerate. If you have questions about being a virgin or living in your mom's basement, this is the place to come. Go somewhere else for real life advice. ANYWHERE else.

2. Be wary of finger tattoos. The thin skin around your fingers and toes do not hold ink well and although the tattoo will look great for a brief period they fade VERY quickly. It will need to be touched up every 5 years or so to avoid it fading and looking kind of blobbish, and ANY tattoo artist worth their salt will advise you against getting anything with any significant amount of detail because those little dots and lines will fade in a matter of a few years.

3. Avoid job killers unless you're absolutely positive about what career path you want. "Job killers" are what we called visible tattoos on the hands or neck. A lot of the professional world is still very anti-tattoo and a tattoo on your hands or neck will most certainly change the way people look at you, employers specifically. Weigh your options heavily. It will be there for the rest of your life. Its not a decision that should be taken lightly.

>>18139227
i mean pretty good i think
dunno if youll be able to afford it though

>>18139227
The odds go up exponentially with your budget.

>>18139227
Pretty high if it's an eye wide shut tier expensive hooker

>>18139223
if shes friends with a mussie its not worth it btfo that thot

>>18139223
Cover your house with pig blood
>Say its a tradition from where you come from
>Mussie wont come in again
>Mission completed
>He wil get the SUCC

>>18140095
Nice idea but hard to apply