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Jesus christ anon.
I never had a date at my age and even I can tell what is wrong: You got no balls.

>we ended up making out a bit

What you're calling third date is actually a third chance.

>not sure why she's into me

Duh...it's because she actually LIKES YOU as a person.
This gotta be a troll
If she is sticking with you at this point it fucking means that you already done the job.

So man up and be more dominant this time.
Also don't wait until you two say bye like in the movies, if possible don't even walk her home.


Faggot

>>18142489
You did not help me in the slightest. I know she likes me, and I've initiated everything. I'm just looking for advice on what's expected of me at this stage and how I can make this enjoyable for the both of us.

I think you need a hug man, no reason why you have to lash out at me.

>>18142489
>This gotta be a troll
With that logic almost every OP on /adv/ is. Cmon man, why post such a long but useless post for OP..

>>18142375
>>18142507
OP, I think you should ask her to come to your place after the movie. AND I MEAN YOU ASK HER ONLY AFTER THE MOVIE AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND. If she declines, be okay with it and maybe she gives you a kiss, and stop contacting her until she does. If she agrees to go to your place, then you can do anything you two want, but if she has no ideas, you need to come up with something. Just watching tv (making out) is good.

>>18142315
You could suck dicks

>>18142315

offer complimentary doodles with each blowjob you give.

>you could suck dicks

Okay thanks ill try it out

grow up

>>18142321
Ever been in this situation?

My best friend is an old GF has been for 25 years and my wife of 10 years is fine with that ,recently my wifes ex has been dating my friend /ex gf
no one cares Im happy they are happy you are not the person you were then and as you get older you see it just doesn't matter.

tldr?

>>18142276
I'll be real with you. How much time do you have left on the computer engineering degree? Did thou have a bachelor's in it yet?

>>18142400
Do you *

Sorry, I'm a dumb phoneposter

>>18142262

place the flattest bottles flat against the splash guard. stack the others in front of them adding space if you so wish.

arrange hair care utensils to be straight.

how do you organize a crowd? you make them stand in lines.

>>18142269
i meant more like. is there some kinda organizer i could buy that would help here? there's so much more i want to leave out (because lazy) that i keep in the mirror but it's just not practical. maybe the sink itself is too small lol.

or maybe i should get like a freestanding organizer that can keep tons of stuff on it? there's maybe room for that against the wall idk

>>18142289

even if oyu bought an organizaer it owuldnt be bale to accomodate your specific bottles and tubes very well. definitely a small sink

>>18142261

sounds like shes pretending to be ignorant to give you a hard time.

>>18142261
>>18142272

which is justified if you said that for no real reason

Just don't care and hold on to your positive vibes, not every one is out to get you and don't overplay every little mistake. If she makes a big deal out of it, which she wont, then handle it with them positive vibes and help her understand what you meant then change the topic. Just do you bro.

>also, people like me (most people at least)

sounds like a stupid problem, maybe take a look at the stupid excuses you are making and stop making them you silly fat man

>>18142240

buy celery and asparagus in bulk. hungry? eat that. they say you burn calories eating celery. asparagus is pretty light on calories too. eat those throughout the day adn you'll still get full, but you wont put on weight.

Have a garden and shovel?

Fill a bucket from the neighbors and use it to flush.

>>18142244
This, you can flush a toilet manually just fine.

>I hate the idea of working a dead end office job, or construction job, or engineering job

Firstly, how is construction or engineering dead end? You know the Army is on a big recruitment drive for engineers, going so far as to boost starting salaries for engi grads? The engineers in the Army probably have the best jobs, blowing shit up and building crap, fucking around with big vehicles all day while not being at too much risk.

>I want something exciting and risky

Nothing really risky anymore unless a new war starts which no sensible person, soldier or not, would wish for.
Marines can lead into special forces but that's another level completely and not worth talking about before you are even in the military.

>I kinda want a role where I have gym access

Come on dude, read the websites at least, they stress that soldiers in all branches have wide access to sporting facilities, especially gyms. How do you think they expect the men to stay fit?

>I definitely don't like being told what to do

lol. You might want to fix that before you go into an un-voidable 4 year contract where you will be bossed around all day.

>I much prefer to be treated like an adult

They will only treat you like an adult if you actually are one. Most people that join the military are kids, who barely know how to make their bed, never mind act like a responsible adult. You probably won't be treated with great respect unless you earn it.


I suggest you go to the army, navy, and RAF websites and look through the Role Finders to narrow done certain jobs that you would enjoy doing. We can't read your mind but you can definitely read a website full of information for prospective soldiers. Generally, your experience in either branch will be similar, with the obvious differences (army = land, RAF = aircraft, navy = water)

>>18142224
>I definitely don't like being told what to do, I'll do it sure, but I end up hating it. I much prefer to be treated like an adult, as well as have the freedom to do things on my own accord, the freedom to be left alone to get on with it.
LOL you're going to have to get over that if you want to be in the military. I'm a US Marine and I can assure you your 4 years will be filled entirely by being treated like a retarded child because one guy in your battalion is a retarded child and being told to do stuff you don't want to do

There's no Royal Army, it's the British Army.

Haven't even mentioned the Navy. Not an option?

>>18142198
Everything is a meme.

You should try to talk to people who do the trade your interested in, to figure out if you like the day-to-day

>>18142198
You sound like a fucking retard

Apprenticeships can be better than University though. No Student debt, you actually get paid for the work and there's a better chance at securing a job out of it.

Although I would advise caution though, as some companies use apprenticeships to get cheap labour as the wage for apprentices is about half the national minium wage. Worst case is that they get rid of you after a year and hire a new apprentice and repeat the cycle.

In my experience things are looking grim.
Try to confront her asap even if it's a shit test.

>>18142190
she hasn't been responding to texts today. should I show up to her house?

>>18142173
Use patience skill and chat her in person.

>>18142130
y r u not fucking her like a slut? u a fag?

Why will you not fuck her?

>>18142275
Well, her tryhard personality of being an "innocent girl" disgusts me. She will start gossiping about her friends and telling me their shitty aspects as soon as they leave. Although thanks of this, I am somehow starting to understand what kind of shit goes on a girls' mind. Also she is well aware that I am hitting on someone else so there is that.

plz

If you dont want to stay with your gf just dump her i dont see the problem.
From what you wrote it seems pretty clear you are making projects that dont involve her as your partner and you are just scared about leaving your comfort zone.

Will the girl let you do sex stuff?

Oh, also she's on her break right now. I'm not spergy enough to browse 4chan in front of her face.

>her

>>18142068
Get her to start talking about herself. Women enjoy that. The key here is to exhaust every single topic until you find something you both enjoy, otherwise you two aren't meant to be.

>>18142034

whatever you want, but if smart that includes making and saving money

>>18142034
Fap
Exercise
Read books
Vidya
Hike

This shit ain't hard

>>18142054
>>18142050
should i get a job and then quit in July?