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>>18143944
Distractions? Feeling bad til you're tired of it and starting not to give a fuck?

>>18143944
It does exist. Just be patient. A seed takes a long time to become a tree, a long time. And all that energy and frustration you hold inside will explode into the next person you develop feelings for, and reciprocates the attraction.

only time really. the more you expose yourself to these heartbreak situations, the faster you recover from them. but thats why its important to put yourself out there and let the experiences make you a stronger person.

lol at using or being around anyone that uses social media

normies get what they deserve when they intentionally cross all their streams

her ex clearly wants to get into contact with her. do what you want with this information

From my point of view, I don't see why he would be doing this unless they had been talking and becoming more friendly to each other otherwise. It just seems like a really shitty primary way of weasling back in.

well have you thought about trying new hobbies? like maybe grow a vegetable garden or take up bicycling.

>>18143887
I ride my bike during summertime, but it's too cold here right now. I'm in pharmacy school but I despise it, but I know I'll need the money from it later, so I haven't switched majors.

>>18143888
Well just keep chipping away at it and you may end up better off when all is said and done.

>>18143826
The way you describe yourself sounds exactly like me, i onky ever get out of that state when i am working on something i love or when i am really pressured to the point where it's like a challenge to succeed and that is usually what actually keeps me going, the challenge to do the impossible in the last minute i guess.

My subconcious is a dick

>>18143843
The question is, if it is a learned behaviour, most likely it is, and how I can unlearn it.
Maybe even start with as much of a blank state as it is possible without harming me too much.

>>18143846
Pretty sure you can do a 180° turn wherever you stand, it just takes a lot of discipline to abandon the old way of doing things. I think i lack exactly that and maybe you do too.

I think the main issue for me is that i always tend to do comfortable things like play vidya or draw while i usually would have to learn math as a college student.

>>18143795
You're an anomaly in the world. Bad rollnof the dice. You're fucked up and its a mental disorder that attracts you to men seeing as almost every single evolutionary trait we have gained throughout the years was for the sole purpose of recreation with the opposite sex.

So yes OP. People are absolutely going to be weirded out by you. Most everyone is uncomfortable with you when you flirt with boy girl boy girl.

Understand that the SHOULD be uncomfortable with an anomaly such as yourself. Do not get upset and demand everyone throws a big gay party for you while they bend over and spread their cheeks so you can fux them with your aids infested gay dick.

Whatever you do, dont get frustrated and become a sjw retard. always that the average person wont know what to make of someone like you.

To make the situation better, find pro lgbt friends who would love have you in their lives. Go to gay hotspots where your degenerate lifestyle is acceptable. No more weird stares

Problem solved.

I was confused as to why you were bringing up anal sex before realizing that I had just assumed you were a girl because I'm a bi girl

Why not just try grindr or something to meet a guy? Also like other anon said, gay bars

Being bi is suffering but there are many of us, you'll be ok

>>18143831
I haven't laughed that hard all morning.

I don't feel any more comfortable in gay degenerate hotspots because that's also not the lifestyle that I'm interested in. I've had hundreds of chances to have gay degenerate sex with strangers, friends of friends, whatever. Not really looking for that.

I agree with you that I'm unique. I'll take it. There's more of us, and I think the best things I can do are 1) just do me and 2) just keep searching for my people.

Cheers.

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>>18143718
>send my wife ero doujinshi on chat

>>18143781
She's Japanese though

Reason she doesn't answer or read: Maybe she's wondering why she married such a moron?

LSD

I'm earning as much as possible to give to anti-aging research or to go to grad school to research it.

I gave $1k last year on lifespan.io.

>>18143711
Already done it, probably contributed to my problems in the long run

How micro? Just be longer than her finger and it'll pass. Most women can cum with just their finger so surely your fat finger sized dick is enough, assuming shes not a size queen.

As for your low test. Thats a death sentence. Nothing will help you in such a case. You're the beta male my friend. You got no hope. Sorry. Its a number of reasons why but i wont get into it. Mainly because of beta personality and apperance and inability to properly socialize with opposite sex.

R u fucking srs I'm actually fucked can't I takes testosterone shots? Or is that too late there must be something right and yes I do feel pretty beta

>>18143681
>16
Leave and never come back

>>18143646
you're in a really good place, find the richest old guy you can, marry his ass and wait for him to die.

sex means nothing anyway so you're set now

masturbating too much does that to ya. Can also cause ED in men.

>>18143646
that's where fetishes come in.
It's the same for men btw.

>>18143643
give her your katana and say "doi tashi maste"

if she doesn't cream her panties i'd be shocked

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>>18143657
my man you must be raiden because there is no way in hell your ass isn't sizzling with lightning 24/7 if you're doing shit like that.

Mulatto here.

I assume the same way you get any gf. Do you plan on traveling to an asian country? It will be a lot easier if they are the only females around. I recently went to the philippines and banged out 6 different girls in 5 days. Nice girls too.

Supposedly the philippines is veey racist toward blacks I didn't notice any of that to my face, so they are probably the same kind of racists you see here on 4chan: bitch, moan and complain, parrot their played out meme racist buzzwords when no one else is around - the when blacks are actually within arms reach, they shut the fuck up, smile, and hold the door open for you. Apparentlythe parents of one of the girls I dated their went off on her after she got back because she went out with a black man, even though I'm no more black than I am white. So from my experience, the racism is in the minds of the older generations. I'm 29, dated an 18 and 19 year old there, and there was no issue of my race with them.

I'm thinking Thailand would also be comparable. The dollar goes so far, your status as an american would be attractive. It might sound like going for the "bottom of the barrel" or somethig, but asian girls from 3rd world countries are humble, unlike ANY american woman. Plus they are still more attractive and fit than regular american girls.

I'm kind of babbling. Any specific questions?

I don't know
From what I heard any ISP is rounding available data you have
It was maybe written on your contract in that case you can't do anything

>>18143606
you will go into a lot of fucking debt even if you win your silly lawsuit

also the judge is probably going to be 60+ and they're going to get pissed that you're wasting the courts time with silly technicalities

>>18143606
Since the only way to max that out on yourown is torrenting 24/7 I advice against it .. consider it collateral damage and enjoy your pirated flicks

>>18143591
>woman
Meh, if you feel suicide, you nees to evaluate your own life before going into dangerous dating game.

Do you have job?
Are you fit?
Do you keep regural social interaction with somebody?
Where and with whom do you live?

And more importantly why are you feeling suicidal? And why do you want gf?

>>18143591
I cant relate OP.

We live in a strange time though. Before people had to socialize and the women didn't have social media which means ever 7/10 didn't have 9000 chads to be fucked by and used.

You are basically irrelevant it todays world. Woken are selective and choosy by nature. With todays technology, she can choose much better than you. So why would she settle for a pathetic nobody like yourself exactly?

Unless you're stupidly rich attractive, or powerful/famous, you have ZERO chance of getting a beautiful girl on a date.

Literally zero chance.

Honestly, if companionship is important to you and a gf is the focus of you life, then you may as well tie the nuse as soon as possible. 25 years old. Its not going to get better. In fact the older you get the harder it becomes. You are most likely ugly and lack all the basic social skills to attract the opposite sex.

Nothing will help you fix this problem. Its mostly just bad genetics and also being born in this era of all eras. Im sorry op. End it if you must put an end to the misery. God bless kiddo

>>18143601
>Do you have job?
Yeah no problems here - generally like it, no complaints.

>Are you fit?
Skinny fat, at least I am not a complete porker

>Do you keep regural social interaction with somebody?
I wish, my best mate left the country my other friend left the state. I literally have no friends except a work colleague that I sometimes speak to

>Where and with whom do you live?
Live with my nan, but I could easily buy a place. Its about convenience and in truth she is getting old. I have found the iron left on overnight way too many times for it to be funny anymore

>And more importantly why are you feeling suicidal? And why do you want gf?

Because I have been single for almost 3 years and I am fucking sick of it. I just want somebody to cuddle and talk to. I just feel like it is the time in my life to find somebody to love
Thanks anon typing typing this out has really made me realise what a fucking loser I am.

If you're too retarded to be able to study and work at the same time, you might as well drop out now.

>>18143610
Don't listen to this OP plenty of degrees take pretty much all of your time.

>>18143587
You should make something you can sell. I suggest boats. It's super easy to make them nowadays, you can just print out some plans from the internet and cut out pieces of plywood and use zip ties and kevlar and resin to bind them together. You can make a decent canoe for about $200 and sell it for around $1000. It should take less than 12 hours of actual work.

I gotchu here senpai

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>>18143580
Don't listen to this shitposting retard, climax in sex isnt only about a good dick, and everyone knows if sex his sex is probably boring and dull and has not too much feeling at all

make sure to check out the video OP and try it out

>>18143586
Dont listen to this beta loser. Dont watch the video. Its nothing but feel good mumble jumble. Fact is, women NEED to orgasm. Its universally enjoyed by men and women alike. Shes not experiencing the great pleasure and its on you to fix this or she will wander off until she finds a fix.

My girlfriend simply cannot orgasm on her own. She the touch of a real man and an experienced dick to cum. I provide this for her.

If we fool around and she doesn't orgasm (anal) (oral) (handy) she begs me to finish her off. Because whats the point of playing the game if you cwnt get the awesome reward at the end? Its all about the climax op. Shes not even living without that.

Dont watch the video. Its literal trash. It wont help you and certainly wont help her.

>>18143562
he pulled them all out of strawberry one by one

>>18143568
Ohhh lol, thanks for the clarification!

>>18143618
Are you for fucking real?