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long drive*

>>18144311
Formaldehyde isn't that healthy for you.

>>18144311

nope

>>18144255
Obviously every woman is different and responds differently, so there's no ultimate trick or any shit like that.
Start by doing what you personally like to do or what comes up. Don't rush it. Make it a bit teasing. Figure out how she responds to it, then from there focus on what she likes best.

Focusing on the clit might not be such a good idea, depending on her tastes. Most of my partners (and myself) prefer a lot of focus on other parts of the labia beforehand. It's actually a great way to test the waters: focus on teasing / gently biting / caressing the majora labia and inner thighs, watch her reactions, build up the tension and then move on to more intimate parts.

In the end, pleasing her is all about taking notes of her reactions and feedback. So nobody here will give you a perfect recipe for orgasm, but if you pay attention to her you'll manage.

>>18144291
Thank you this is very helpful ! I just worded it kinda funny I really meant that i know where it is and not to completely ignore it, but it makes lots of sense now

Some advice from the time I got head: never use too little pressure. Clit feels good but it's not always as sensitive as you would think.

But maybe he was just doing it wrong for me.

Are you me?

>>18144248
Ever told that to a girlfriend? Or asked them how to make the relationship enjoyable for them?

Be a successful man.

>>18144228
Nah, I don't think anyone cates

>>18144235
That's what I was thinking too but it's a small business and the owners sometimes come in to work. I think it may look bad if they don't even know me yet and I'm already using my discount for food.

>>18144228
If you have an employee number (or whatever they use to issue the discount) then you're eligible for the discount, basically.

That fact he was engaged before IS a red flag, however your superstition about men only being able to love one person is retarded and simply untrue.

If he's had his heart broken before its likely he won't put himself in a position for it to be broken again.
You may have to take initiative and propose.

I'm 28, and i fell in love with a girl at 23. For various reasons we went separate ways when I was 27. I never want to be together with her again, but there's still some lingering, small feeling. I met a new girl at around the point i turned 28. I love her. You can never replace someone, but you can love someone else and want to be with them.

So you are not his first love. You just have to accept that. That doesn't mean he sees you as a toy though.

>>18144175
Okay, I didn't believe it 110% but thanks for clearing up the paranoia. I've thought about proposing myself but I'd prefer it the other way around.

>>18144180
I don't want to be his very first love, I just want to know it's genuine.

I meant what flags can I look for to see that he wants me in his life forever.

He goes on to tell me that he went on a coffee date with this "girl", and when he tried to make plans to buy some corn dogs for a second date (???), those plans then fell through. In his autistic mind, instead of just assuming that she had other responsibilities like a normal person would, he took it in the worst possible way as though she was declaring that she had no interest in a second date. He mentioned that she gave him a reason for not being able to make it to his proposed time-and-place, and I told him to simply take that at face value because she was probably telling the truth and actually had other things to do. He brings up her sister at this point, pointing out that his primary worry is that her sister isn't a "direct live feed of valuable information" regarding whether or not this "nubile, young nymphet" was responding well to "his gentlemanly courting attempts". Mind you, these are, in fact, his words. He's big into literature, I think. Anyway, I bring him down by mentioning that her sister may simply think it would be a valuable experience to handle this on her own rather than have her older sister hand hold her through it, and he seemed to buy it because his voice wasn't as shaky, his vocabulary became a bit more conversational, and he stopped pausing every few words.

The conversation winded down after that, and he mentioned he's planning on getting lunch with the older sister which worries me deeply. I wanted to give him some advice to make sure he doesn't blow everything by sperging out on her, but frankly I didn't want to take any further initiative because I was too busy about to do a little "rendezvous" myself (with my gf). Anyway, he finally thanked me for my "sagely advice" and "bid farewell" to me. Again, his words.

(2/3, oops)

Fast forward to today. They've been talking "nonstop", and they apparently scheduled a second date, although I don't think corn dogs are involved this time. I'm kind of happy for him, but at the same time terrified because I sincerely worry that he'll come to me to tell me every single solitary detail about their relations together if they hook up, good or bad. God save me.

The kicker? She's 17.

What do, /mu/?

Good album tho.

>>18144168
>What do?
Nothing. You can politely tell him that you're not interested, but it's probably going to hurt the guy's feelings. You opened up the floodgates by lending him your ear. He's going to keep coming back to you for everything.

Fuck you. Community College= deadbeat? You're in for a big fucking slap in the face in the real world, the school or education level you get will have little to do with your quality of life in 10 years, especially if you're drowning in debt. How about this - you mind your business and he'll mind his. My brother never even graduated high school, he's 22 now and owns his own condo, 2 cars and a business.

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>>18144137
>Community College= deadbeat?
I'm from the kind of family where you go to college
>Especially if you're drowning in debt.
I'm from the kind of family that can pay for college

You don't get it man. This kid has been given EVERYTHING. We both have. He's got two great parents who show him way too much patience even as they vent to me about him. And he's pissing it away and indicating he has no plans to change. That's deadbeat behavior if i've ever seen it

>>18144449
Sometimes you need to actually experience consequences in order to grow up and change.

huge cock, makes lots of money and at least 6'4

well endowed

With a retarded question like that all you'll get is these troll answers

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>>18144098

accutane. pic related. worth it.

Accutane, clear in a couple of months

>>18144098
Grow up.

Literally.

90% of acne is caused by the chemical changes in your body during the raging hormones of adolescence, leading among other things to excess oil production.

Unfortunately and unfairly some people get it worse than others.

Almost none is caused by eating fatty foods or chocolate or any of the other urban myth causes.

Eventually your chemistry will calm down and the acne stop.

>>18144096
Try google, try /fit/ faqs.

>>18144096
>I'd preferably like to burn stomach fat.
You can't burn fat in one area with target exercises. That's not how the body works. You need to lower your overall body fat and hope that your fat distribution, based entirely on genetics, isn't shit.

>what are good body weight workouts?
Do you have access to pull up bars, a bench or a sturdy chair? Look into calisthenics.

Pullups or chinups are essential, as are squats. Read the sticky on /fit/.

>>18144078
you switch shrinks

>>18144081
How do I do that?

The last time I tried they told me I had the option to stick to the bitch I was working with or just quit going altogether.

I quit going and attempted suicide a year later.

This is a different one, just as incompetent as the first one.

>>18144078
Consider the absurd possibility, however remote it seems, that your shrink might be making sense and your illness is making you reject it.

>>18144049
Why the fuck would you want to? Clubs are shit and going with friends is the only thing that makes it tolerable.

>>18144056
So much this. Unless you're some social butterfly who wouldn't mind interrupting others to include yourself in and entertain people.

if its a packed venue literally nobody gives a shit that youre alone or even knows. i started going out solo a few years ago and ive had some of the best nights and pulled some of the best girls from it. im at a level now where i can go out alone sober and confidently interact with strangers, make new friends and have a fun time.

its just a matter of doing it over and over again and desensitizing yourself to the idea that youre doing something strange. its actually a really liberating feeling to know youre not dependent on other people to go out and enjoy doing things you want to do. dont get me wrong, i still like hanging out with friends, but occasionally i will flake on them on purpose to do a solo night

>>18143987
So maybe you should talk about your emotions more?

>>18143987
>How do I become more comfortable with my emotions?
The point isn't to be comfortable. It's to be open. You need to occasionally talk about how you feel, regardless of how you feel. That's how honest, open communication works.

Can you describe the changes in the relationships and what was said?

>>18144172
Like the respect dropped. I was no longer this "rock" I guess? If that makes sense

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I'm 19 years old too and I've never had any.
SO WHAT?

>>18143953

figure out your level of attractiveness. Then go look at women on that same level of attractiveness. are you willing to date those women?

if yes, then you won't be single forever.

if no, you will be single until you A) improve and B) lower your standards.

usually to be a successful dater you need a little bit of both.

>>18143953
19 is quite young. Just keep going about your life how it is. Talk to women and you'll get more girlfriends as time goes on.