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How do i get puss puss
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Study body language and how to properly talk to women. It's all you can eat over at youtube. Search stuff like "how to hold a conversation like a man" - and then go out and fail over and over until you don't.
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Literally all you have to do is talk to a girl for half an hour, then ask to smash
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>>18148241
honestly you have to learn to respect yourself & your desires. if you want something, you deserve it, etc. you need to embody this entitledness and you need to take things form other people
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I didn't want for this to be a thing, but me worrying about it turned it into one. I'm scared of having sex now becuase I can't last long. What do I do now? Today I lasted like a minute, same as the last time I had sex. That's twice in a row
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>>18148152
You made her cum first a few times right?
The lowest amount of orgasms Ive ever given my gf before I P in her V is 4.
Mouth and finger that ho
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>>18148204
Luckily I did, but this is a serious blow to my confidence. I know my hands and mouth can get the job done, but not my dick
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>>18148152
Fap one hour before the act.
Ask her to humiliate your pathetic performance and get into master/pet where you are the pet and master is training you to last longer.
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I didn't get chosen for NHS at my school. Feels bad, this was gonna be big for me. I'm really bummed out. One skank of a teacher refused to sign for something on my application because I "didn't go to a single book club meeting" even though I clearly remember going. I fucking hate this.
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Any advice to cope with this?
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>>18148148
have you tried coping?
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>>18148161
I just feel bad and have been inside all day.
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anal with an aggressive butthole 2017-03-21 11:27:10 Post No.18148127
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anal with an aggressive butthole
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the bf wants anal, i want to make him happy even though my previous experience with anal wasn't exactly 10/10. problem is, i've got ibs (aka the thing doctor's call it when they don't know what else to call it). after eating any food, i may or may not violently shit my guts out at any point. anxiety makes it worse, and anal makes me anxious. it's safe to say me and anal are a recipe for disaster, but the bf is determined so i am too. any tips?
>tl;dr want to do anal but butthole could become poopy at any moment. wat do
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>>18148127
Rectal douching beforehand until the water is clear.
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>>18148157
would an enema be the same?
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>>18148127
"An enema may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema#Recreational_usage
I bought mine in a sex shop
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I "raped" my bestfriend and people on social media are trying to report me to police / have me registered as a sex offender. No I'm not giving my name but just know that the entire situation is bullshit.
>hang out with her in her attic while her mom isn't home
>we're both on acid
>she's laying down being really quiet for whatever reaosn
>i take her clothes off and start having sex with her
>she doesn't say anything or really move
>finish
>continue being friends for a few weeks after
>months later she tells me i raped her and she's traumatized and posts about it on facebook now everyone is on my ass
>remained my friend for several months even though I supposedly "raped" her
I didn't intentionally "rape" anyone I'm tired of this SJW shit trying to blur the lines of what a "rape" is and allowing false accusations to be valid.
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Prob just trying to do this to play the victim card and cause drama
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>>18148068
>have sex with someone intoxicated who isn't saying anything
You fucked up. Your best defense is that you were also on drugs and couldn't gauge the situation appropriately
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>>18148079
this. she actually raped you, OP. tell your friends
>Today someone didn't show up to my class so a girl who usually sits on the same row of seats is next to me
>She's pretty attractive solid 8/10.
>We know each other but are not friends, friendly acquaintance
>Professor on about some complicated shit neither us understands.
>"this is so confusing" sighs then rests her head on my shoulder.
>I do nothing and act normal
>Talk like it didn't happen for rest of class
She's cute and I have noticed shes touchy with other people as well is this a sign that shes interested (seems to good to be true). But baring in mind I hardly know ect is this straight up weird?.
>watdo?
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>>18148064
Resting her head on a stranger's shoulder is a massive red flag. She's used to touching men and being handled. Avoid her
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>>18148064
She's a tease anon. I wouldn't waste your time
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>>18148091
But she's fucking attractive though :/ Good idea try to get to know her slightly better and see if shes insane?
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What do I do during the sex 2017-03-21 10:46:41 Post No.18148003
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What do I do during the sex
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I may lose my virginity tonight.
How do I do the sex? I've heard that it's nothing like how porn represents it.
what do i do
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>>18148003
its like asking how to play tennis if youve never played before... no amount of reading is going to make you a pro before youve even played a game...
just be honest and patient. do what feels good.
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>>18148003
Be prepared to fail. You might even start shaking from fear. Don't worry. This is just the natural pussy phase. It will go away after a few attempts.
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>>18148098
This. The first time I tried to have sex I totally lost my hardon and felt like shit. It happens. You'll get used to it.
Repost of another thread
I need help naming my left hand.
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Sinistro
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>>18147993
Littlefinger
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>>18147993
Bro can you still play vids?
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Just found out my X from a while back has been fighting heroin addiction , she married so wannabe biker guy and apparently they both started with pills and now it lead to heroin . She had her kids taken away from her and she even gave birth while in jail recently . Do I reach out to her and ask her if there is anything I can do for her and tell her I hope everything works out for her or do I just totally avoid the situation ? I can not believe she did this to herself .
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Don't be nosy, you won't be the first to try to talk to her about it and she will find it annoying. Its something she has to work out herself
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She's your ex, dude. You sound like a good person but she's your ex. Generally it's a good idea to not reach out to exes. Complicate that with confronting her about her heroin addiction? Nope. Combine that with the fact that her biker bf might come and try to fuck you up for talking to her? Double nope.
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Does the desire to stray ever go away? I'm 21, and I've been with my girl for 2.5 years. As soon as the honeymoon phase ended I began desiring other girls like crazy. I don't act on it, but I feel guilty as hell. I read some study online that some men are genetically predisposed to infidelity. My dad cheated on my mom, according to my mom. Do you think I got his gene? I want it to go away, always fighting off urges takes a toll on me.
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>>18147957
Post pictures of your gf
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>>18147981
She's pretty good looking. I'd say an 8-8.5/10, that's not the issue. I also think about fucking girls I consider less attractive than her, so I know that isn't what this is about.
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>>18147957
have her wear wigs & sexy lingerie. it excites the same brain centers as cheating. its a healthy way to cope.
I know, I know - another love-related thread. As if we need more, right?
I just need people's opinions on this. I have a female friend, and I think she's into me. However, I keep doubting this as she has mainly male friends and so could just be this friendly towards all the guys.
In the last week, she has:
- cancelled a date to go drinking with me - she 'couldn't be bothered' apparently
- invited me to spend a week with her and her dad
- told me that someone asked if we were an item, then put her arm around me for a second (possibly as a joke)
- tried to arrange a surprise day away for my birthday
- invited me to a be
What are the chances that these are simply the actions of a good friend? I haven't had many good female friends lately, so can't tell.
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>What are the chances that these are simply the actions of a good friend?
None whatsoever
Wanna talk about it with strangers who'll disagree in a few seconds?
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>>18147956
*- invited me to a be her +1 at a friend's wedding
>>18147966
Thanks for answering...and...sure?
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>>18148052
The thing is, the fact that you spend your time doubting whether she likes you or not, will make her like you less, and eventually she'll turn her friendliness towards any other swinging dick into more than just friendliness.
Some relationships you just ease into. They don't have to be as formal as Hollywood makes them into. Just body language and eye contact your way into a kiss, and you're golden.
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>25 year old
>never ever had a relationship
>had some kind of puppy love feelings for a girl when I was 13 but never acted on them
>absolutely hate relationships, commitment and anything to do with love
>can't stand the dependence on someone else
>last week finally meet someone worthwhile
>she works, pays her own bills, is independent, wants to take it slow and is good looking to boot
>tear down epic Trump tier inner walls I've been building up for more than a decade to just let it happen
>start a relationship
>fall in love and be happier then I've ever been
>fast forward to now
>"Anon, I haven't really gotten over my ex. I'm not ready for this, I think we should stop this"
I don't think I've ever felt like this before, I know it's only been a week but I'm not used to these feelings and how to handle them. I went to the gym and deadlifted a new PR and speeded in my Mazda 2 listening to Prefab Sprout, that helped my frustration for a bit but now I just feel so empty.
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>>18147943
>getting over an ex is always tough and I understand that, but I really like you a lot and I think we could really be happy together if you gave it a shot
Or some variation of that. Nothing to lose, so don't take it lying down.
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>>18147943
dude she is telling you that this is going way to fast. Slow down.
hang out have fun hook up
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>>18147969
I kinda just went
>I really think we could have been something great but I accept your decision
Should I have fought more? She already updated her facebook and stuff like that
>>18147976
But we're not going fast at all. Believe me, I hate going fast as well.
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Decide if i break up with my girlfriend 2017-03-21 10:22:01 Post No.18147937
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Decide if i break up with my girlfriend
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Just going to post my stats.
>sex life is shit. I want so much more but for her sex is spreading her legs a few times a month.
>life is boring, id be lonelier without her and she does make my life happier
>ive had a few very brief girlfriends in highschool, literally only hugs and kisses
>shes my only friend
>she tells me how much she loves me and its obvious how she cant bare to lose me
>i feel like she borderline emotionally blackmailed me by saying she got suicidal over a bad breakup before
>im going overseas for a few months
>she wants to be together after i get back
>she wants marriage and kids in a few years
>i honestly dont want that from anyone for another 10 years+
>i have no idea how to end a serious relationship
>its constantly on my mind but i dont want it to ruin my trip
I just need good advice. What would you do in my shoes?
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Well I have to ask, have you had a serious talk about having more sex?
If so what did you say, what did she say?
The kid and marriage thing can be worked out over time usually but you should talk about that too.
You said she does make you happy so I wouldn't be so quick to pull the trigger. As long as you're not lying to yourself and actually want somebody else to fuck
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Go full Sam Malone on your trip then come back to your wife.
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>>18147937
A FEW TIMES A MONTH? With no effort?
Just fucking leave my dude. Sex is half a relationship
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I feel as if my entire life has stagnated and I'm on autocruise. I want to take back control; will reading certain books help? What can I do to help myself?
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i have no idea but ill try to help.
where are you in life now?
age? kids? job?
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Do you have any hobbies?
Creative ones especially
(Anime is not a hobby)
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>>18147953
Haha; never watched Anime. To be fair, I can't really think of any. I'm interested in politics, some history and maybe the world if that counts? I can't act on those hobbies though so I just do video games. Pathetic, I know.
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how far should I stick it in? 2017-03-21 10:13:09 Post No.18147913
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how far should I stick it in?
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I had sex on new years eve in the park while in the dark. it was Me (18) and my girlfriend (19) first time. I stuck it in only a little bit, like an inch. she says she felt me in. I used no condom. I lost my virginity right?
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>>18147913
Nah, but if it helps then ye, sure
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>>18147913
Nah dude. It only counts if you go at least 50% of your dick length.
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It's like saying you've been on a boat but you stayed in the harbor the whole time