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How to deal with bullies in verbal manner. No I cannot punch them, beat them what so ever, cuz, they wont dare to touch me. I will stop them.

However, how do you deal with stupid subjects in an oral manner, that keeps their mouth shut.

A typical insult consists of them typing or calling me a "dog" to shut up and follow orders. Or, can you say Wuff.

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>Have a date going on with a girl I like a lot
>Suddenly get told be her we need to talk
>Asks me to explain something about a bet
>what fucking bet
>apparently two of our mutual friends have been saying to basically everybody she lost a bet to go out with me and that I told them that
>extremely confused and tell her I didn't do that
>doesn't believe me since it's their word against mine.
>tells me to screw off and when I don't because I still didn't know what the fuck was going on mutual "friends" come by to tell me to "get the hell away from her"


That was yesterday. I asked those two about it and apparently "I've been saying that to lots of people." and lots of people think that way. It feels like I'm going fucking crazy because I can't think of anything I said that could have been taken that way. I'm not even sure how this came about and judging from I've gathered from the one person who believes me when I say I didn't fucking say that shit those two we're apparenly trying to get her to break things off with me.

What the fuck is going on? Why would they even do that? I'm so confused it's not even funny I feel like I'm going insane.

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Sup /adv/ I just got new computer from my fiance because old one was dead and stuff.
Anyways everything works flawlessy except one thing:
Sound. The speaker icon has an red "x" on it. Right clicking on it and opening up "playback devices" or anything else shows just blank.
Yes, I tried to right click in those windows and show "hidden devices" and "visible devices" but it still says: No audio device installed.
Windows 7 btw

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I feel friend zoned by my boyfriend. We have a great time together, can talk for hours and have a really equal and fulfilling relationship, he just doesnt seem to want to sleep with me.

I've tried discussing it and it's at the point where it puts more pressure on sex. I've tried instigating it and I just get knocked back. On average we're sleeping together maybe once or twice every two weeks, which to say we've been together just over a year, isn't enough.

What can I do? I can't talk to him about it and if i do, he's avoidant and says things are getting better (they're not). I feel like it's destroying the intimacy in our relationship and I'm essentially living with a friend. As my confidence drops, so does the drive to make an effort for him because it's never reciprocated.

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Does anybody of you got experience with thai chi in the morning? are there positiv effects? How to start?

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why is everyone so talented in everything? half the time nowadays people make these things look easy. hell my damn girlfriend can sing, and she only bad a year of musical Training In middle school.
why is it that everything and everyone has to make me feel invalidated?

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Do you slap her ass on first dates?

Legit question.

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i know for a fact that she's into me as she has tried coming on to me before, and her friend says she's still into me. im gonna see her at a party tomorrow but she will probably be drunk and i can't drink due to health. i will be blazed though.


would it be unethical to fuck this drunk chick? could i get into any legal trouble?

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Me 18.5 male n.e.e.t., from poor family, slav How to date ~50 but look good female ukrainian political women (jew also) Tymoshenko?

I want have sex with she, and maby, have finanse support. But Im ugly motherfucker unsocial neet rpg-player from poor family how the fuck do it? If not I gotta run from home and be criminal bustard kid or something, I dontwant( I write she on facebook but still not have massenge from she, and also her account can be used be her servants for politic and if u want say find he in the street, she not go on street, she ride in big cars full of guards alk the time, and just go from car to building so, how to, reddit?
Also: I cant start working, yes I try, work will not help date she bcs she too rich, work in ukraine not mean make money its mean try to survive in poverty, she start as a criminal forget about telling me go work, my family will not help me, my family make me neet; they evil.
tl;dr: How neet date T. and become rich bitch.

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>be me
>in high school as a sophomore
>have basic talent in most anything but not particularly skilled at anything in particular
>can play Alto Saxophone fairly well
>can remember information given orally without notes successfully
>grades are shit because I'm lazy and get sidetracked easily (ADHD)
>honors and AP student
>NJROTC student
>love video games and music making
>low self-esteem
>gets depressed easily by daily shit

I have no idea what to do with my life, and the clock is ticking. What should I pursue? I'm confused and in desperate need of assistance. Can anyone help?

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How do I push myself to wake up early? I have this app where the alarm would play until I got up and scanned a certain item. But now I just turn off my phone without a thought. I used to be able to wake up at any time even with one or two hours of sleep.

I want to get bsck into that routine, but I keep sleeping through shit. Is it just a matter of discipline?

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Does anyone else also not have friends after going to Uni?
I have literally 0 friends in the past 1 year of joining the Uni.
I do not mind living alone like this but how long can a person possibly last without any real friends with him?

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I swear to everything, that college is taking a toll on me. People, are childish, fighting and fucking up class. I'm learning minimum of what I am supposed to, and I am not the only one dealing with this here. We are tired of it. I seriously wanna slap this dude dancing next to me across the fucking room. What to do... ?

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I'm balding and am seriously just shaving it all off and going bald, and just wearing wigs for fun.

Is this idea insane? I know its odd to wear wigs, but my hair is looking pretty rough and I think being able to choose a daily hair would be as fun as choosing clothes

I'm 25 and male

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This story is probably going to be cringey and I apologize, I'm just an autistic retard when it comes to social situations. Please bare with me here. I've been friends with this guy since my junior year of High School. He helped me a lot with my self esteem, he helped me when I needed it, I basically lived at his home for periods of time when I was struggling at home and when I didn't have a car to get myself to school. We'd hang out every day, every weekend, and from what I can tell he genuinely really enjoyed all that time together. We've been friends for about 4-5 years now, but we've grown pretty distant.

Long story short, despite him doing well for himself, working almost 50 hours a week and making a lot of money AND doing school full time, we aren't close friends anymore. He does a lot of drugs and drinks a lot of alcohol, and its just not fun to be around and he's not interested in stopping. Ever since junior year he's been dating a really cool girl. She's funny, insanely pretty, and genuinely down to earth, shes one of my closest friends I have. They broke up maybe 3-4 months ago.

This break up happened around the time I stopped hanging out with him much. I've been crushing on this girl for years, but never once did anything to be unfair or destroy their relationship. I really want to try something with her. My friend is much more attractive then me, has his life going in a good direction, he's honestly just better than me in most aspects.

I don't think she finds me attractive, and I think the odds of her being interested are low. I don't want to betray a friend even though we don't talk much anymore, and I also don't want to put her in a position thats unfair and pressuring. I'm planning on taking her to a movie this weekend and just telling her I have feelings for her. Most of my old friend group probably won't talk to me anymore but I don't really care, I feel like the risk is worth it. What do I do guys? I'm nervous, I just really like this girl.