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>>18152175
You use a lot of porn I take it? Just stop watching porn when you jack it after a while you'll jack it less and less. Don't fall for the no fap meme bro.

>>18152246
This is true. It's not that you get addicted to masturbation itself, you get addicted to jacking it to porn. And watching porn all the time is the unhealthy part of this behaviour.

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>>18152175

Wtf? People are going to notice when you loose weight, i understand bit wanting to be in the lime lite but their is nothing wrong with being on a healthy diet. Stop worrying what others think, its no way to live to care what people think about you. Only care what about what people in power think of you (employers, cops,)

Get a job and buy your own food
Get free fiod at your local pantry
Steal food at your local supermarket
Get a ebt card and get food for free

Just say you are becoming Muslim and no longer eat meat.

>talking about hobbies is a bad thing

First date is about getting to know each other. You should be talking about hobbies and favorite movies or music and where they grew up and all that jazz.

So if you are in charge of planning the date then pick something that you will be able to talk. First date movies are bad because you can't converse in the theater.

This is of course assuming you are actually trying to start a relationship and not just get laid. If you are trying to get laid then just get her drunk.

Also in case you haven't seen Something about Mary and don't already know you should jack off before the date. Don't want to be going out there with a loaded gun.

>>18152129
>Since she accepted, she (logically) likes me already
I have some news for you, anon. If by like you mean enjoy your company, then yes, but in today's world it doesnt even mean theyre attracted to you even.

>How do I get past that ?
My plan is to drink just a small bit before so I can be ia little loose, compliment and be silly a bit more.
Drink only 1 beer like 60 minutes before you go. Wash with mouthwater.

>Im afraid I will just fall into a platonic conversation about weather, hobbys (happend before) and and will not get us any closer or spark any sexual tension.
Look into her eyes for just a split second too long. Smile a lot. Try to get to touch them IF a moment occurs. Example: Youre looking for what to order and you touch her arm from just below shoulder and point at some option and look at her face then. Do NOT hug at the start of date, if it's possible to avoid. This adds to sexual tension. You can hug later.

>>18152129
Doesn't mean she likes you yet. Doesn't even mean shes enthusiastic about you.

It could be her seeing you as a friend or just looking to get a free meal out of you. Or maybe a "hes ugly and not my type but what the hell"

Spare no expense. Bring the A game lad.

>>18152105
No.

Depends on if you would consider a long term relationship and look after the kid.

Could you be a good stepfather OP?

>>18152105
At that age, you won't hardly find any women who dont already have a kid op.

27 with one kid that she had at age 24. Thats pretty respectable. This is better than the average that a 31 year old can expect on the market.

This is good. Stop over thinking things. Enjoy your time with her. If things turn out great that marry her. Have her give you your own son. Start your life. Live. Do the things you want to do in life, then grow old and die with no regrets.

Good luck!

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>>18152100
Bend down and eat your ass until you're nothing but a chernobyl sack of bones with Nutella on his face

>>18152100
Without a gun?

Throw yourself down a tall building.
Would suggest ten or more stories, otherwise you just risk to injure yourself without dying. Maybe more, do some research about it.

>>18152100
Ask your probation officer for reference to a shrink.

>>18152079
Be fucking honest with your gf, for fucks sake.

>>18152079
>What do I do?
You tell her the truth and break things off. As it stands, you're being a huge asshole for stringing her along.

>Is this some kind of trap? Does she just want to show me off (for her, I am a "catch", she's in her thirties and her parents think she's single and probably permanently)?
She clearly thinks that what you have is more serious than it is, probably because you fail at communication.

>What's your experience, should I just go with it?
Don't lead people on. If you don't want to do a LDR, stop wasting her time.

>>18152095
Shes all excited to show him off to mom and dad. He cant crush her like this. Shes probably already told her parents all about him visiting with a big amile on her face.

>>18152079
Op. This is a really tough situation. If i were you i'd do this.

Go to whatever the event is and meet her parents. Have a good time. Enjoy your last 2 weeks with her. Near the end of your time, fuck her goodbye. Hold her in bed with you at night and explain to her that you mwy be leaving for a very long time. Let her know that its going to be nearly impossible to keep a LDR since you may be gone for a very long time. she'll get the hint and understand. If shes still not getting it then tell her that you aren't going to waste her time making her wait for you when you may never return. Tell her you cant do that to her or you. Then tell her you want to stay i contact and stay close friends so hopefully one day you may return and you could pick things back up with her.

She should get the hint even before you have to say that though tbqqh.


Its tough. Its a tough situation. This is the best way to handle it imo.

>tfw it was $60

I always let my partner cum inside me when I am on my period. Never got pregnant.
Also wtf 40 american monies for plan B? I can get it here over the counter for 15 european monies. Only ever gotten it when a condom broke and I wasn't on my period, don't worry.

>Ok /adv/
Bonus points for getting at the right board.

>Next to impossible
It can still happen. That's what matters.

>he can't afford 40 dollas
>even thinking this way when you want to bust internally
>ain't nobody got time for that
Not unless you're a NEET, in which case, holy shit dude, you're fucked.

>any reasurring stories?
Once upon a time I had a dream...
Then I woke up with what I THOUGHT was piss on the bed. Turned out to be residual cum from not jerkin' the gherkin' for 18 days. I wanted to kill myself, but I heard it's helpful for growing it up.

The end.

>>18152046
>we wouldn't get engaged for at least another year or 2
Why are you worrying about this now then?

>>18152048
It's always been something I've thought about really

>>18152046
I don't think you can know for sure.
Take it with a grain of salt, cause I've got limited experience, but from what I've seen it seems to be a bet.

Like, I know a couple who got married now 25 years ago and they seemed fine, then over time they changed a bit and the whole thing became quite stressful. I doubt they love each other like in the old days.

So yeah, kind hard to judge, especially for us who do not know any of you two.
Maybe talk about this with you parents.

Also, cause 4chan, OP is a faggot.

>What can I expect?
A trespass notice

Go to motels they dont give a fuck

>>18152003
I did it once on a dare. The free breakfast wasn't worth the tension and stress of constantly expecting to be thrown out.

It depends on the history they've had, and the relationship you've had since

>>18151980
>still being friends with the ex?

Bad idea 99.9% of the time.

You're probably being cucked

Follow that bitch and install keyloggers

Have you ever been in a relationship? A good relationship?

>>18151969

no, and there is no such thing anyway, good business relationships, maybe good friendships, but romantic relationships, I don't really believe it. Some are better then others but none of them are really good. I've had close friends, but they always end up showing their true colors in the end. Ultimately no one is really special except your parents, grandparents, siblings, everyone is more or less the same. Everybody seems toxic to me and they relate to one and other because they share certain toxic traits or personalities, but if you aren't interested in sharing and cultivating your own personal toxicity then others, then what is the point in friendships or relationships. Even the neccessary interactions and relationships are a pain in the ass to have to deal with.

>>18151992
>no
Didn't even read further, that told me all I need to know.

Just break up with her. Why are you even in this position?

>>18151932
I like her, and I like her. She just can't satisfy my needs.

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>>18151928

if you have come to 4chan for a cogent appeal to morality, then....you're already a few steps past some things, here.

you sound like you havent had more than 2 'serious' relationships by your own standard, and you think this is one of them...

how old are you?

>>18151920
18

I was diagnosed at 17 and then lost insurance for years. The pain is unbearable if you don't have insurance but manageable with therapy and pain management.

file for disability ASAP otherwise you're going to end up losing functioning, losing your job, and being stuck without any help.

it's painful but if you force yourself to stay moderately active, swimming, walking, etc. the pain becomes more manageable over time as you get used to it.

you'll be okay anon, it will be tough but you'll be okay

>>18151909
Don't worry about it? If they didn't invite you, well too bad, but there's nothing to gain in holding it against them, or worrying yourself about it. Just go on, and let things flow themselves. If they wanna be your friends, they'll come around. If they don't, they'll distance themselves.

>>18151909
Throw your own party with the other friend they didn't invite.

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wear deodorant nigga

>>18151908
Early in the night, maybe 7 or 8, take half of a antihistamine sleep aid (similar to benadryl). Do this every now and then to get your cycle back.

>>18151908
Zolpidem helped me a little

>>18151908
sucks, man. you will sleep eventually. try to avoid sleep aids if you can. >>18152957
>Zolpidem helped me a little
this stuff left a metallic taste in my mouth. made even drinking glass of water disgusting. or maybe it was zopiclone. i dont remeber