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Fuck neighbor's wife & the baby's mom.

>>18698149
That seems inefficient

>>18698135
Carpet everything......even the walls. It will help absorbed the resonating sounds and muffel it. Or wear lawn mower head gear

>>18698047

So I had a long time family member that was molested as a child.

I can't explain everything but what I can tell you is this: molested women are permanently broken. They will never be normal for as long as they live. Doesn't mean that can't be kind, or live a semi-normal life.

If you think you're gonna have a healthy and balanced relationship with a woman who was molested as a child, it is not possible.

>>18698047

Only silver lining I can think of is molested people tend to be very kind empathetic adults.

>>18698047
Personally, I was molested as a child and only know very few people (for sure) that also were molested.

I mean, I had my share of despair, but I just did drugs for like a year and a half at the peak of my molestation-related depression. I actually didn't have a crazy amount of partners because any kind of sexual contact was very traumatic for me for quite a long time. From ages like, 13 to 20, if a boy and I got sexual, I'd go catatonic and have flashbacks of the abuse. It was just terrible. As a teen, I kinda sexually flaunted at boys my age, but once it got too far, I'd freak out and become super prude then ignore them.

I am not defensive, but reserved and I guess that's why I don't make friends easily. I doubt this has to do with being molested, even before I was molested, I was quiet and selectively mute until about age 9.

I know of 4 people who were molested. Only one fits your post but she got therapy and changed her life around at around age 24. The other three are living rather normal lives.

My cousin was sexually assaulted as a toddler, which caused her to have a severely messed up bladder and incontinence for the rest of her life. She is doing well, romantically and in life in general. She's a bit of a fireball, but outgoing, lots of friends, no problems dating.

Other two are great. Athletes, just got into college. Pushed dating to the side and just indulge in their girl friendships.

As for me, I also got therapy. I was in it for like 7 years and it was very healing. But the thing is, you cannot make people confront their demons.

As for the commoness of pedos, I don't even know. It scares me to think about it. I was molested by my mom's boyfriend. My friend was 7 when she was molested and forced to give sexual acts to her older teenage cousins. My cousin and my close friend's daughters were molested by the same person, my aunt-by-marriage's step son who was 13-18 when he molested them. They were ages 2-7 years old when he did.

Hoping I'll get laid

>>18698031
the next episode of my favorite anime

A morbid curiosity for what the future will bring, good and bad.

I'm a member of no fap who typically makes it between 3 days and a week before relapsing to my imagination (I am going for no orgasms due to masturbation). I haven't gained anything but embarrassment from it after when I fail and restart my counter. But honestly, anything is better then fapping 4 times in a single day to fetish porn.

I 100% agree that porn is the real enemy here though.

Yes and no. Fapping itself is fine but the porn you watch while doing it is not. In fact if you watch/look at porn even without fapping then it is bad for you. Go ahead and fap but do not into porn.

Noporn is the big one to strive for. However, after 2 weeks of not fapping I've notices girls paying more attention to me. I honestly believe the shit they say about pheromones.

Dude, man up and end the this off the road, not on it. What if you kill an innocent person?

>1 reply telling me to get on with it
it really is all over isnt it

where you from man?
bikes are a passion, don't just stop biking. Maybe sell your sportbike and buy a cruiser. Stop going 120+, follow the law. If you love the adrenaline take your sport bike to the track. Bikes could get you a girlfriend, friends, and a job. I'd say stay on this path to be honest.

>>18697336
You should definitely do what your heart tells you. Enjoy your youth :^)

>>18697336
Your bf doesn't have to deal with this.
Leave him and just be the whore you're meant to be.

>>18697342
Thanks.. the only problem is my long term boyfriend says he won't take me back if I pursue the friend.

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Pls send help!

Last bump

>>18697038
I'm a CS major with a 1.0 gpa. Technically my Overall GPA is around 2.7, but I transferred to a 4 year last semester, took an algorithms course along with 3 other courses at my community college, and ended up with a D in that one course which made my gpa 1.0.

What do you mean required to withdraw? Are you going to be on academic suspension? I have been in that situation before back when I first started college. At my school they make you take a semester off. To return you have to talk to your advisor and write a letter explaining your situation and why you messed up. The truth is though that they want you to stay in college no matter what so just go in and explain that you need help.

This happens to a lot of people especially people in the harder STEM degrees.

>>18695560
country?

>>18695560
She is not Muslim so it's OK because Muslim woman can't marry a non-muslim and of course your children must be Muslim too.
Just be aware of her family.
She obviously lied to them (many many rules in Islam for the marriage, girl must be virgin a brother or a father must meet your first etc etc)
But it's cool for you, congratulation be happy dude.

don't raise it muslim

>>18695554
Assuming you mean romantic relationships.
They're not the end of all live.
They're a fun to have, a nice addition to you living your own life and having someone that shares traits with you.

I thought I was a bitch when I was younger, until I met my bf, we moved away together and he made me realize I'm not the biggest piece of shit that everyone told me I am. And being difficult is a thing here and there, but you can work on it. Self-improvement and whatnot.

Not the end all of life, but totally worth a try,

>>18695563
So it's more like a nice plus then.

Everybody tells me I'm missing out and that having a SO is so worth it but I just don't quite see it. I can barely stand my friends for more than a day without needing a rest.

Finding someone would take most likely acting like an entirely different person than I am, which is a lot of work for just a nice plus.

>>18695654

It's different things to different people. I think the majority of people like a romantic bond with someone that also has practical benefits like sharing expenses and duties. But some are fine without it and a few people I'm sure are happier alone.

>>18694688
I think you should just do the best you can. I mean that sincerely.

>>18694688
>I think I would make a crappy wife though. Probably I would just make my husband frustrated and confused by withdrawing physical affection until we have to get a divorce. Rather than ruin someone's life, I figure I should just keep on doing my desk job. Which is also unfulfilling.
what awaits you if you choose career are crippling loneliness and 80h work weeks
I see many women like that on daily basis and they are just miserable
my advice: find yourself a husband who will accept the fact that you are a weirdo
then just keep your vices in mind and let him plow you/suck his dick anyway even as you feel like withdrawing
and let him cuddle and care for you even when you feel like you don't need it

t. anon with antisocial disorder

>>18694688
>>18694759
if it was not obvious following my advice will make you happy

i'm clinically insane, have a fuck load of problems, and really wanna fuck and get high.

Ok. I did something really dumb. I messaged an ex from years ago after completely forgetting he/we existed. He popped in my head and for some reason I had this urge to know what he was doing and missed him really really bad.

I found him on facebook and he only had one photo from years ago and status set to single but a few posts sprinkled here and there from the past few months.

After I messaged him he responded. He told me he was married and had a 1 year old and even sent me a photo of them. I said congratulations but I felt kind of heart broken. Isn't that weird? I literally didn't care two days ago.

He asked if I was with anyone, and I am and said yes. He then started to give me baby advice. He told me things changed a lot... and how when we dated he wanted kids but he would have been a bad father.

He said he had to go and thanked me for thinking of him. I said he could stay in touch if he wanted. He started to type.... but stopped and never replied.

HAHA I am such a loser. He didn't really want me then why would he now?

It's hard to say what's on my mind sometimes, I honestly wish I could just straight up tell you that I love you and that I NEED you in my life but I worry it'll push you away, you are my everything, for the past 5 years we have been close and often people would mistake us as a real couple, I love you so much, but I don't know where we stand, you tell me that you could never love me more than a friend, but then you tell me these things that just make me confused, you send me gifts and hold my hand, I love you so much but I don't want to lose you, hearing your voice when I fall asleep and hearing it again when I wake up is what gets me out of bed and makes me feel alive


I love you.

>>18693886
You clean yourself, wear nice clothes, jewelry and make-up (if female), work out regularly and you eat healthy. If that doesn't work, you'll need the help of reincarnation. Also, if people have a good opinion of you, they'll perceive you as being more attractive.

Beats me I tried everything girls still don't approach me

>>18693900
Women won't approach most guys. Funnily enough, out of my two male best friends, it's the physically less attractive one that gets approached and not the physically more attractive one.

What type of a crowd you're hanging out with matters.

>>18691474
I meant cheating not heating fuck auto correct

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>>18691474
You can always save more money.

I'd agree to it, but that's only because I'm a degenerate. You obviously aren't comfortable with it. Let her know.

>>18699076
Not sure about men thinking pussies smell terrible.
But there is a very delicate balance and disrupting it with shampoo, vinegar and all that shit does cause infection likelihood to increase.
Just washing it out with warm water is perfectly fine and honestly, a normal pussy after being washed with water does not smell.

The smell starts after a while by either her getting wet, or due to sweat throughout the day etc.

>>18699076
It's true. If you keep marinating your bagina in harsh soaps and other shit, you'll fuck up its ph and it will stink
However! If you don't thoroughly wash your bagina with warm water at least once every day and don't change your panties at least once every day - it will stink too.

It's really not that complicated

Yup, that's true.

Using regular body washes or douches will result in a worse smell and can offset the balance of their self-cleaning.

Just another reason to be glad I'm a man.

ask her what's good?

>>18698992
You could respond with "heyyy" and hope she takes that as a joke and then continue to add "y" . Then you could tell her how cute she is for playing along and you could take it from there .

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