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>>18159297
>But because I'm not a faggot, I don't want to do such a thing to a creature that was merely hiding from the cold.
No, that means you ARE a faggot. Your plan is to feed the rat, and move it elsewhere? It'll just come back for more free oranges & bananas. Just take care of it, your mom knows what's up.

>>18159297
citrus fruits will kill a rat

>>18159313
How so?

>>18159312
I'm obviously going to bathe it and tear out any ticks I found.

As long as your getting in the pussy who gives a fuck.

>>18159295
it's pretty common from what I can tell. also that's hot as fuck and I'm jealous of you.

She's a pedo. Have a child with her and start an erotic incestuous family.
Live the dream op

>>18159260
I have huge boobs an I would trade mine for yours. You probably look like a lean, athletic model and I look like a blob. You probably look good in t-shirts and jeans, and I look like a blob. I have to wear tight, lowcut shirts just to prove I'm not as fat as I look, I just have these sacks of fat attached to my chest that makes the rest of me look puffier.

Grass is always greener, femanon.

I am a man and I like boobs of all sizes. Small tits are great, because I'm closer to your heart when we embrace.

>>18159260
its about proportion, not sheer size of certain components. your height, weight, build, and booty are all factors that will be considered. not all of us want massive tits. personally, i like tits of all sizes except comically huge.
post a pic if you want a no bullshit evaluation

She's not interested, move on

>>18159258
It's simple.
You gotta strut your stuff man.
Let her know you're the dude.

You did the right thing

Just keep looking for other chicks

>>18159238
I see no reason why would you?

>>18159238
You could move out instead

>liberal
>Slav

How? What the fuck went wrong with you?

>>18159229
>How do I stop feeling guilty about the pain I've caused him?

You don't. Guilt is a recognition of some wrongdoing on your part and feeling guilty helps pave the way to becoming a better person.

That said, just because you feel guilty, it does not mean you need to allow a toxic person into your life. Don't let guilt get in the way of you doing what's right for you.

>>18159229
Well maybe you can try being honest for once, tell him you are sorry that you behaved like you did and make it up for him somehow.

>>18159251

yeah you stop feeling guilty by not being a fucking prick

as long as he acts decent, start doing the same how is this a difficult concept

>>18159213
Nah, don't do it OP. If you mess this up, it could put a real damper on your friendship. If it was anyone else that wasn't already 3 years in I'd say go for it but don't worry man, you will find new interests

>>18159222
Okay, thanks, it's just that's she seems like she drops hints sometimes not. I'll probably have to wait thanks

>>18159233
This is just under the assumption that you don't value your friendship to the scenario where you don't have her. If i was you i'd risk it but then again, i come with the understanding that friends come and go and life without risks isn't very exciting but do whatever you have to do to protect the things you love. God bless you anon

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>>18159206
To answer that question we're going to need to know what you want to use it for and what your budget is.

>>18159212
I'm going to use it to program with online classes, I would also like to play games and have fast internet. this is like under 1000$ is it, or no?

If mobility isn't an issue, your best bet is to build your own.

>>18159186
I just assumed your gender as female.

And as a boy i can tell you that you will be attractive as long as you are not super fat. So wear what you want. At a pool you will be wet slick showing some skin either way.

And dont worry, there are boards full of people who are into loli and flat girls :-D

>>>/fa/

>>18159186
yes

>>18159186
Don't forgo onesies just because bikinis show more skin...

Some girls literally look even more attractive with that kind of sleek athletic wear and it drives my dick nuts

>>18159117
being repulsed by a gf/bf is temporary, youll miss her in a few weeks. and you can just tell her youre not ready for a girlfriend btw.

You see it as her fault that someone else did that horrible thing to her? Do you feel like she betrayed your trust by getting taken advantage of by a pedophile years before she even knew about you? You're as bad as her rapist. What's the point in having a gf if you don't give a shit about her or how she feelm

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>>18159117
>I found out gf was raped as a kid and now I find her repulsive what's a good way to dump her without looking like a jerk?

Your priorities are fucked up if you're afraid of looking like a jerk. Just send her to /adv/ so one of the shinyknights here can adopt her from you.

>Should I go to community college, or try to find work, or go to trade school?

Yes, in that order.

I wouldn't put it that way to most people, but most people don't fuck up that bad in their first year of HS. You were supposed to take life more seriously.

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If you weren't in STEM, what degree would you willfully pursue?

>>18159111
aren't E Permits allowed at your university? Why havent you been going to tutoring everyday? Why cant you bring them your textbook questions? You do know theres textbook solutions on slader website right? Youre something else dude.

nutrition

rest

better self-care in general

fucking google

>>18159092

Hair grows at the rate it does, there's no particular tricks to make it happen faster. Healthy diet helps and trying to live stress free too. Also, hair grows faster in the summer than in the winter for some reason. But there's no way to make it happen super fast, no matter what you do.

>>18159092
cut some hair off so that your hair grows faster. like for me i cut my side bangs and my hair grows more. also hair grows more when there is a lot of water present, so shower more often.

>How can his capacity for suffering be so great?

putting pussy on a pedestal

>>18159085

He probaby didn't have much going on in his life to begin with. Then he had her for a while, until he didn't and the knowledge that there could be something other than dull dark grey in life is what is hurting him now. It's not probably so much about her, rather than him becoming acutely aware of how miserable he is. Ignorance is a bliss.

>>18159093
Still, i didn't cry like that when my hamster died in 4th grade and i fucking loved that thing.

>>18159069
>to be this delusional
Just shitpost here or on reddit.
I guarantee you there will be readers.

>>18159077
Here I dont want to post, because I am anonymous. This is lame, so to say.
Reddit is not suited, as it is discussion and advice forum, and I dont want to hear or give advice, I want to publish my own material for the sake of it, you know?

No one is going to want to read your stuff because you are one in a million of like-minded people. It is not a very appealing use of my time to want to search out someone else's life story. Write for yourself - not your audience.

>>18159053
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada

>The state of Nevada is the only jurisdiction in the United States where prostitution is permitted. Strictly regulated brothels operate legally in isolated rural areas, away from the majority of Nevada's population.

All you had to do was google Nevada Prostitution and it's the first fucking link. What are you, some sort of marketing intern for this place that's trying to hook desperate guys here?

Nevada's state laws allow it you stupid child. Go do your high school homework.

>>18159053

>how is this not illegal

because its legal. any other state could make it legal too, but they wont because they have no reason to.

with nevada it was a losing battle, the place was already known for being a den of sin, and the government figured that at the very least, legalizing it would mean more taxes and safer surroundings for the hookers.

lots of states have local laws that contradict federal law. thats why some places pot is legal and some places its not.