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Does anybody else here believe in soul mates?

I know I never did until very recently. I have been talking to a girl I met through a very good friend for many months, and I knew instantly that we were destined to be together. Something about the way we interacted and talked with each other. It felt like I had know her very intimately in another life or something.

Fast forward to last night when we finally decided to meet up for the first time on our own. All I can say is the second we made physical contact, it was like a switch was flipped. I've never felt that relaxed or absolutely at peace as I did when we were together.

I've been in multiple relationships before, and I can truly say I've never felt such and intimate and overwhelming connection to someone else before.

Anybody felt the same or had a similar experience?

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Here is a predicament.

I have a friend that is a girl. She has a friend group. She has always been a loner but recently she has been feeling like she really fits in. Guy in the friend group asks her out. She says yes just cause. Only a few hours later she realizes she doesn't even want to be with him. She already wants to break up. If she breaks up with him then the friends will hate her and leave her. He has to break up with her for her to keep the friends in the group. So here's the question:

How does she get him to break up with her without her being a bitch to him and losing all her friends?
Or what kind of good excuse can she use to break up with him without friends getting upset at her?

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>20 yr old female friend at school
>lots of guys like her and tell her she is pretty
>white, blonde hair, green eyes, medium height, hourglass figure
>funny, nice, smart
>she likes my tall male friend
>he flirts with her all the time
>she tells him she likes him but he rejects her

Later:
>find out he is going out with some 4 foot 9 girl
>literally looks five years old
>literally acts five years old
>looks like a young boy
>he treats her like a five year old (takes her to toy stores, carnival, carries around like a child, talks down to her using a baby-voice, uses baby snapchat filters on her)

Is my friend a pedophile in the making? Should I confront him about this or is it just normal?

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Not sure if i should post this in /lgbt/ or here but shit i have this already open.

So, honestly both bug the hell out of me, because they are a dead giveaway on me. any ways to make them less noticeable w/o hormones?(Dad literally only had me to continue his dad's legacy, so I feel I'd be spitting on that if I sterilized myself, even though doing this would really tarnish my families rep B/C most of us are MANLY MEN) I'm not entirely sure that this is something I'd like to stick to, hence the want for no permanent fixes.

TL;DR how to be a trap with a hell of a chin, no whoremoans.

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men, how did you know when your girlfriend was getting bored of you and was ready to dip?

women, how did you know you were getting bored of your boyfriends and wanted to leave?

ive been with mine nearly 3 years and it seems she's getting bored of me. What are some good signs that she's about to abandon ship, or that i should abandon ship?

t. worried male

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Am I a lesbian or what?

Sometimes:
>check girls
>want threesome
>watch lesbian porn with bf
>rate girls with bf and discuss hot girls

Other times:
>super jealous
>compare myself to bfs exes, friends, celebrities he likes
>only ok with him finding certain girls hot
>don't want him close to any other girls

Am I fucked? Are most girls like this?

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I only have 130$ left until next friday when I get 150$ to live off of.

Should I buy this shirt? I wouldn't be so stuck on the decision if it wasn't for the fact that the shirt was only available for 2 more days.

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What does it mean when the following happens?

>Friend/Chick sends super long messages and texts, we have a back and forth, shit's chill
>she goes out of her way to grab my arm and stuff when we're talking and things. I find this friendly
>We go out and get trashed with mutual friends over the weekend.
> while we're all grabbing food at mcdonalds, asks to talk just to me about mutual friend she used to see
>insists on holding my hand and maintaining extended eyecontact etc while we're in the corner away from everyone else.
>tears up a bit talking about douchebag ex (also the guy we know eachother through)

>also, on the train to mcdonalds like 5 mins before, she wishes to nap, and borrows my shoulder for pillow.

so she likes me right? But nah. When she borrowed my shoulder, she made it very clear by saying "hey... I'm not hitting on you or anything, just trying to nap" in slurred drunk talk... so she doesn't like me? Either way I replied with "eh, maybe you should sometime." I'm not super into her, but she's not a psycho, fairly attractive, so fuck it, I'd be down to give it a go... but do I even have an in road, does she even want me or am I ultrafriendzoned?

we're all in our 20s

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My ex gf wants to move in with me (away from her parents home).

She is pretty rational but she has issues with men and the reason we broke up is because I tried to go too fast with the relationship.

We ended in good terms, but what would be the best way to approach her into starting a relationship again?

I need somebody to think this with me.

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sup /adv/,

how do i become funny and get funny stories to tell?

>overhear coworkers talking all the time
>they laugh at pretty much everything
>not even funny things usually
>i haven't made people laugh in a long time (except laugh at me)

usually the only funny thing i hear are stories of things happening to other people. but, i'm a loser with no friends and spend most of my time in front of a computer by myself, so i never have stories.

what do?

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How can i convince a girl to hug and cuddle me?

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What should I do in my last 7 days of freedom before I go in the military for 5 years?

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I need some help. Not really sure what to do/how to explain this to a doctor(especially since it seemed to happen randomly).
I think i might have some kind of sexual disorder or something. For some reason, for a week/month and at random, I have sexual hallucinations instead of sleeping and tend to wake in something like a fever dream. When it happens I can't think straight/reason at all and all that matters is hazing sex with anyone nearby. I can't count how many times I've ended up walking the neighborhood at 4am hoping to find the first person or even a dog on the street to have sex with. I've ended up in one of my neighbour's house asking for sex or even just to go down on him b4 because he sent me a random text. I snapped out of it on the doorstep of another's. Recently, while staying with my aunt(a 4ft toad), I hallucinated that it was a normal thing to go in her room and have sex with her. I came to my senses rt outside her door.
Every time, it's like I'm high or something, I can't tell what's right and frankly its a good thing I don't have a dog or live with a sister. When I'm like that it's like my brain is mostly off and it doesn't matter who or even what, it could be my mother and I wouldn't make the connection that something was wrong. Last night(as of writing)I kept waking up debating whether or not to walk down to the park and see if there was someone there. I remember shouting at some point because of how frustrated and painfully aroused I was. And sometimes it's not just when I'm sleeping. Sometimes, during the day it's like I'm edging all day. I have constant erections and end up dripping enough to have to change underwear and sometimes pants entirely.
IDK wt to do about this. I'm probably going to end up hurt or arrested for this at some point and I don't have any one to talk to about it who would take me seriously or wouldn't think I'm just some kind of asshole who just can't keep it in their pants or something.WTF am I supposed to do about this?

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Last year I was baptized as one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Long story short, my ex was a jw and I sold my soul to a cult in order to be with him **FOREVER**. We broke up in January, and now I'm finding this whole religion thing kind of sucks. I want to move in with my best friend and her boyfriend, but that's frowned upon since they're "not in the TRUTH" (what Jehovah's witnesses call being a witness) and they're not married. Should I just up and leave the religion? The only problem is that I would probably get disfellowshipped, ie, shunned from all other witnesses. Thoughts, /adv/?

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I'm a 22 yr old grill, should i raise a family with my boyfriend or get a 5 year degree and start having kids at 28+?