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if i were to steal alcohol from a store, how would i do it?
i can't take it from my parents like i used to because i moved out, and i'm not 21. all of my friends are 18-19 so none of my friends can buy me alcohol either
i was considering going on a date with a 21 year old tinder chad but i know he'll want to fuck or something before buying me anything
the fake ID my friend ordered won't be here for another 3 months
so where and how can i steal alcohol from a store? the only
place near me is a circle k and a cvs but the cvs is right next to the police station
big box stores have loss prevention people so that's also probably a no go
what do?
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>>18699446
why do you want to drink alcohol so badly that you would commit a moral offense of thievery?
just make your own out of grape juice and yeast or some shit.
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>>18699446
Find a homeless man and offer him money (or a share of the booze) to get it for you.
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>>18699451
i have intense alcohol problems and i went from drinking 5-8 shots of whiskey per night to going cold turkey and not drinking at all for two weeks when i moved out
so that's why i want it so badly
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I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET RIPPED AND WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HER
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>>18699385
Get a bicep and trap pump, ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.
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>>18699385
SS+gomad
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Rip a fart and ask her if she would like a Dutch oven
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Need tips to get girls 2017-09-07 02:52:56 Post No.18699377
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Im a first year American college student (currently home because of the hurricane) and Im not getting the fast results from the girls at my school that I was hoping. Ive been there for three weeks and Ive tried to be outgoing and a little bit flirty when I can but all I've gotten is a few snapchats and phone numbers that seemed to be more under the pretense of a 'friend thing' and they dont tend to respond anyway. Ive mostly been trying with girls who live in my building but Id like to find more around campus if I could figure out how, I see a lot of qts walking around but I cant exactly just stop them and try out pick up lines.
Im not a virgin or anything either, but i only had a few girls back in hs and they all came to me so i dont have a lot of experience being the hunter.
Id like either specific suggestions or just general philosophy about approaching women.
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See you in /r9k/ in a few months
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In order to be successful we need to meet numbers of new people. Meet 20 new people belly to belly everyday. Within one month you would have met at least 600 people, within 12 months you would have met at least 7,200 people.
The direct marketing association says that the average ratio for a sale is 6%
1 month you should have around 36 females that would be interested in being in a relationship with you.
6 percent of 600 = 36
12 months you should have at least 432 females that would be interested in being in a relationship with you.
6 percent of 7200 = 432
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>>18699485
Why, because I'm a man who wants to get laid but isnt always great at pulling it off? Are you any different?
>>18699515
Yeah I get the point, meet more people. But I think quality matters way more than quantity, you cant just bump into girls and hope your eyes meet and you fall in love, you have to have a meaningful conversation and exchange numbers and so on for anything to come of it. Just think how many people hobos bump into on a daily versus how few they end up dating.
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Losing my virginity to a whore 2017-09-07 02:02:14 Post No.18699288
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Losing my virginity to a whore
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>Be me
>Grown man, but still a virgin.
>Not going to lie, probably a 4/10, at best a 5/10
>Confidence issues
>0 romantic prospects.
>My friend is pressuring me to go to a brothel.
>Keeps asking me to lose my virginity.
>Keeps telling me that it's not that big a deal.
>But the hopeless romantic in me keeps telling me to dedicate it for that someone special.
>Should I just get it over with?
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How old are you op
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>>18699288
A guys virginity is nothing t b h.
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The way I see it, you still gonna have to approach a prostitute
Might as well approach normal girls first
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I just bought a bike to ride around my campus. Now that I can ride everywhere fast, I am always on time or even really early. I don't have a bell so when i need to go past slow walkers I just tell at them MOVE. It's now occurring to me that this might be even further stunting me socially because now I can't talk to people on my way to places (Not that I was doing it much originally but still) and I don't want to be known as the "bike autist" or something. Am I thinking too hard about this?
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Why not use your bike on ocassion if you're that concerned. I think you'd be more likely to speak to someone if you weren't speeding around on your bike and took your time walking. Maybe only use your bike for exercise and groceries?
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>>18699285
"Behind" or "watch out" would be better than yelling move. Past that, there are lots of opportunities to talk to people, I don't think biking eliminates much of it.
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I have a tiny little penny skateboard that I use to roar down the hills of West Virginnie University whilst I toke my blunt and blast Judas Priest.
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Dissect plz
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What the hell am I looking at?
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>>18699289
That's a guy in panties.
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>>18699307
Yes, but which bodyparts?
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HEEELPPPP REEEEEEE Im losing my mind guys. Had a fucking awesome 3 days with this super fucking hot girl Sat-Mon (got drunk made out alot etc sleptover every night) and I want to be with her again but I dont want to ruin it. Should I hit her up again tonight or wait til tomorrow? Pic related is the only convo weve had since our 3 day adventure and I feel if she felt the same way I did she wouldve hit me up by now. Am i being impatient and obsessive or is it possible she didnt feel what I felt and its over ARrghahagH
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And just so youre aware, 'F is for Family' is a Netflix show we were watching ,and her delayed responses are because her phone is broken so shes not online much
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>>18699222
Ask her on date.
>inb4 autism
Ask her on date. Dinner?
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>>18699222
You both sound fucking retarded. A match made in heaven.
Grow up, faggot.
I was prescribed and took Prozac, Effexor, and Abilify for years. I wanted to lower the doses and be weaned off them for a long time but my psyciatrist always hand waved me aside. So I stopped taking them myself. This was a bit over a year ago, I feel great, continuing with therapy for over a year, making progress, etc.
My problem: These past two weeks I started feeling a constant pressure on my bladder, like I need to urinate. There's no pain and my urine looks fine. I went to the doctor's, peed in two cups. One cup for for a quick STD test, everything came back negative and said my urine is fine as far as that test is concerned. The other test will take 2 weeks to get results back.
I told the nurse (didn't see a doctor) that I'm not taking any medications, which is true. But I'm worried my psychiatrist will learn of it somehow despite the two not being connected in anyway (different insurances as well as providers).
What do I do? I hate lying to my psychiatrist, and I have gotten him to start lowering my doses but only because I started complaining more about side effects.
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>>18699221
>lying to your doctor
>not just asserting dominance and simply telling him what you want
How big beta male are you? STOP LYING TO YOUR DOCTOR MOTHERFUCKER! And why do you go to him if you ignore his instructions?
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>>18699256
because I'm worried he'll talk to social security and take away my disability, which is the only reason I can feed myself, pay my therapist, and go to school.
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>>18699352
If you need to lie to your doctor to keep your disability, you probably don't have one. Your better, go get a job
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Canadian Psyops Operation called disrupt and diffuse currently being used 2017-09-07 01:14:17 Post No.18699219
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Canadian Psyops Operation called disrupt and diffuse currently being used
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They are wasting taxpayer money on 6 students performing attempted Zerzetsen, obviously I'm a paranoid card of the illuminati so I fucking know everything, including all the conspiracies of America. I guess thats why I'm a target, lol. I have the resources to actually figure out what is going on with evidence. I have researched most of the operation, and these guys are playing by the book, attempting to psychologically manuever me into becoming their friends, without being facebook friends, no invites to homes whatsoever which is a major, red flag, because of our current generational trends.
My question to you, is how can I use counter intelligence, or other means to disseminate this operation without any illicit means?
I believe they are trying to turn me into Justin Bourque or some bullshit like that but what they don't know is that I have been mentally isolated for at least 9 years now, whatever they do really can't affect, turn me into something I am not. I know the unique perpetrators, separate from my real buddies. After I told them I wouldn't be their friend, they got real aggressive into being my friend, hilarious.
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Went and drank a bit and acted like a fool infront of coworkers and friends. Didn't really hurt anyone, just told way too private stuff and whined a lot about me and other people.
Having a horrible moral hang over now, been like this for a few days now and can't get over this feeling of shame and guilt.
I wasn't really wasted and we had a blast that night. but can't forget about my whining and bitching and the fact people know a lot about me (that I'd rather they didn't).
I've done some seriously stupid shit when I was younger when drunk, at least compared to this. But this is the worst case of moral hangover ever.
Any suggestions how to deal with this or how to just brush the shame off?
Also share your worst moral hangover.
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>>18699206
Wake up call maybe?
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>>18699210
Sure is. Still I can't undo the stuff and would like to get over this feeling and come to terms with it but it seems impossible at the moment. The thoughts just keep coming with anxiety.
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Very, very few people do not do shit like this when they're drunk. Sentimental blabbering, whining about things being unfair, sleazy sex stuff, you name it. People drink to lose control, this comes with the territory.
Realize that no one cares as much as you do. You might be trying to hold yourself to really high standards but to other people you are just another guy having a drunken meltdown on another Tuesday. No one pays as much attention or remembers it as well as you do. You did not fight anyone, did not grope anyone, so you're good in terms of drunken antics. Just never mention it again and hope that they were more drunk themselves than you realized in your stupor.
Having said that I do know the feeling and I do typically abstain from drinking that much for some time afterwards. I tend to crave intimate heart to heart type conversations when I'm drunk, and become completely tone deaf to other people's discomfort. So I decide to just start first and initiate this type of conversation and start talking about how uncomfortable it is to masturbate in your parents' house when you visit them or whatever. Then other people go "...okay cool could've lived without that knowledge" and I'm just beaming there waiting for others to share the pain of their existence.
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Rapist threatening me help me 2017-09-07 12:34:56 Post No.18699152
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Rapist threatening me help me
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This guy that i know from social media has been threatening me for the past 2 months. He knows where I live. He lives in Iraq and I dont know what the fuck to do. Someone please help me give him what he deserves. Please teach him a lesson
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THIS is his instagram account please please please do anything to ruin his life to teach him a lesson. Hes a racist pervert and im scared of my life
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Not your personal army
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>>18699152
Buy a gun.
My grandmother's may be narcissist, she consistently hurts me and my younger brother emotionally (sometimes physically if we put our emotions before hers).
After our single mother, her daughter, died of cancer in 2009, our grandmother took us under her care. Since then its been 8 years of commands, snarky pity, and outright dismissal on her behalf nearly everyday.
She doesn't have conversations, expressing your point of view with her is a futile effort. I even expressed my thoughts of suicide to her and she replied that I should probably go for it by jumping into the East River, then chuckled.
Now I'm 20 years old and my younger brother's 15. I currently have a job and attend college, along with a slew of hobbies to keep myself driven and alive. I just feel like I don't matter around this woman, there's no closeness, just survival. She took us in when we were helpless and she's felt that we owe her our lives since then. Strange dynamic, I know. She even choked me the other day for attempting to defend myself from her berating.
I just don't know what to do. Imagine living with someone that doesn't listen to a word you say, throws insults at you, belittles you and your achievements, yet triples down on every mistake you make. It's beyond frustrating, and the part that distresses me the most is that she somehow convinces a part of me that she's right. Maybe I am worthless, maybe I am lazy and unbecoming...
What the fuck should I do? I don't have a relationship with her, she just insists on paying bills, despite my offers to help out.
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>>18699147
anyone?
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>>18699147
dont move out unless you can afford to take your brother with you; if she really is that bad then you can't leave him with her
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>>18699147
>raise beautiful child
>exhausting but now i get to watch them live life
>they die
>i'm raising their kids
The last line makes me think your grandma's heart is in the right place at least.
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How do you become more aggressive 2017-09-07 12:09:31 Post No.18699125
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How do you become more aggressive
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How do you become more aggressive/ assertive in life. I always feel like a pussy in real life and in my dating life.
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"You can do anything you want in life, just don't be a fucking bitch" -some Attila song
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"feeling" is not the same as "being"
either get confirmation that you are a pussy or shut up about it
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that is my problem too, i really want to but at the same time i think if i were to become more aggresive, i would lose part of my personality/charm. this is the main obstacle im my mind. if you can overcome this obstacle, im sure u will be able to become what u wanted
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I scratched my face and i think i pulled out some hair from my beard. Now I have a patch of light hair. Is there any way to make it grow dark again?
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With biotin.
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>>18699129
Isn't biotin just a head hair thing?
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>>18699123
time
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Who has had a depression and tried Vitamin D?
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OP here
for me I have a rush of dopamine when I take vitamine D. I was already at a state where I would stare for hours out of the window and do nothing, day after day. Now I am writing Job applications day after day and I feel great.
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>>18699002
stop samefaging and trying to push your vitamin D, K and magnesium "treatment" on every thread you faggot
why would anybody do that anyway ? do you work for a pharmaceutical company or smth ?