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How do I stop being a pussy and live life properly? 2017-03-28 07:10:39 Post No.18168887
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How do I stop being a pussy and live life properly?
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For the past 3 years i've been going further and further into this pit of despair and low self esteem that came with a side of extreme laziness and lack of motivation, and a spattering of no goals and no friends. So you could say I feel pretty sorry for myself and i'm tired of it. I want to feel like i'm living life. I want to feel happy.
I haven't been able to take pride in my life because it has been failure after failure since childhood. My family also dislike me, probably because of the reasons above, and so I don't have anyone else to turn to for support or advice. The one positive thing about myself - the fact that I could get good grades in school - is also gone, and so is my chance at getting into any kind of good university.
Right now my circumstances in life mean I have a few, mostly shitty choices, either I give up on any dreams of becoming some kind of professional and instead join the military and suck it up for the next 5 years, or I take the only university offer I have, and go to a low rank university that is falling apart financially (layoffs, strikes, cut funding etc.) to get a physics+comp. sci. degree that may not even get me a related job after 4 years.
Both of these options make me feel like a failure, probably rightfully, since I have failed much more than I should have. I have no skills, no productive hobbies, and most of my time is spent ruminating over my shitty decisions or attempting to do things in a half-assed way because I don't even feel like I want to live anymore. I daydream about moving to the forests of canada and live in a little cabin, and just get by on my own for the rest of my life, maybe make a couple friends. In reality I can't do this because I live in the UK and have no money.
My friends all abandoned me a year ago after they left high school, I expected maybe at least one person to remember me, maybe message me once or twice, but no, I failed at making friends too, and my social skills aren't getting better. 1/2
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Go to east London and suck some Jamaican dicks
Stop being a batty boi
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What are you doing now, do you have a job?
If not get one so you atleast are being productive with your day.
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>>18168887
Get a job at nandos and pour peri peri in your ass
Then suck off a polish immigrant
Then pray Allah
Just do normal British things and you'll be fine cheers m8
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Im being forced to go overseas for "re-education" reasons.
Im a neet and if i dont listen to my parents they would kick me out of the house. They've already forced me to take my passport pictures.
Im being sent to my mums side of the family at Los Angeles.
No offence but i did some checking and la is 10% african and 47% spics.
Pic is me and my passport form. Is this it for me?
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Wait, so exactly what is your problem? You're a spoilt brat. Be less of one. Problem fixed.
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>>18168724
The problem is i will be living in a country or a city for that matter that has a total of 57% problem races.
It's the worst first world country they could be sending me to
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You'll be fine Jesus LA sucks but if you actually get shit done you can get out of that hellhole AUS, bring a couple Bearded Dragons with you, we need some new blood in the domestic lines in the US
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I live with my partner but the sex drive has gone down massively from his side. All he does is want blowjobs or wanks. I try and be sexy (wearing sexy outfits etc) but i just don't know what to do.
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>>18168699
Have you tried to talk to him?
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>>18168699
Yes, he keeps making excuses up. I just feel like he has lost sexual attraction towards me
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>>18168699
Why not just rape him? Lots of men have this fetish, he's waiting for you to make an aggressive move he can submit to. Take him.
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Other people don't interest me 2017-03-28 05:45:47 Post No.18168613
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Other people don't interest me
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Hey I was very alone 2 years ago and had no friends. I had social anxiety and I feared every conversation with strangers.
I lifted, lost weight, got buffed and now I'm like reincarnated and have met many people. I thought I will finally be happy again.
I came to the conclusion that I hate hanging out with other people. Most of them I met only want to drink, taking drugs and party alot. I'm not really into parties and drugs. I went with them to clubs a few times and i absolutely hated it. I can't understand what's so fun about drinking until pass you out. Yeah, they were nice to me, but that's it.
Is something wrong with me? I'm only 19 years old, but still. I again feel lonely, But I'm also happy about it. I can do whatever I want.
I only want to focus on me, my body being looking good, about my mindset and my general knowledge.
Am I fucking normal?
Will I someday regret everything? I'm kind of scared
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Invite them to do the shit you do? Do you enjoy hanging out with them in any way? Are they funny? Are they not absolute pieces of shit?
If not then do your own thing. Find new people
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>>18168613
You'll definitely regret it. Indulge in sex and pleasure while your body can still handle it, and while you're still attractive enough to fuck girls at the peak of their beauty.
The fun of clubs is in the feeling the drugs/alcohol produce being put to music, the thrill of chasing girls, and the exciting potential of sex. Afterwards you share the memories and conquests and camaraderie with your bros.
This is friendship and socializing and it brings a lot of the flavor of life. If you wonder how normies can handle life so easily and without the despair most people on /adv/ have, it's because of shared events like those with friends.
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>>18168704
oh yeah now i get it
maybe youre right
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Sup Yall
I was standing on my rooftop just now with my housemates, enjoying the nice weather and playing guitar while the neighbours sang along from their balcony.
The thing is, we live in a three story building. The top two stories have a seperate entrance and that is where we live. On the first floor (so our below neighbours) is inhabited by a family.
so we were chilling on the roof when sergeant fuckface downstairs screamed from the street downstairs that we absolutely cannot stand on the roof and we had to get down right now because we will get leakage in the kitchen. We just complied and didnt want to make a big deal out of this, but it's fucking eating on me. This is our roof right? His kitchen wouldn't get leakage and he has no authority to tell us to get off right? If anything our kitchen would get leakage but that is our problem?
Should I just tell him to fuck off next time or does he have a point?
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hello
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I should probably tell him to fuck off
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You're talking like you own the place, but you're just a tenant.
It's not your roof, call your landlord up and ask him if it'd be okay for you to damage his roof, and then you'd have your answer.
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What's the most humiliating shit you guys have done?
>Down a bottle of rum with a friend, he decides hes not drunk enough
>head to a local piss hole bar, place is empty
>smoke a joint with the bartender, pretty ugly older woman
>I'm perfectly fine, talking and walking straight
>Have glass of beer, My drunk brain forgetting not to mix spirits
>Can't even make it to the bathroom, blast puke all over the floor while my friend struggles to hold me up
>She kicks us out, says don't come back
>friend drives us back to his place where I sleep a while till I'm good to go home.
Fuck I hate humiliating shit like this. The feeling of shame is so garbage, at least my friend just found it funny and isn't angry at all. Is this considered a really fucked up story? Never did anything embarrassing while drunk till then.
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>be at students union roaring drunk
>oneitis turns up with her friends
>im by myself drunkenly swaying and telling her she looks nice
>brown lad pushes in front of her in the queue
>I try acting macho and pushing him to back of the queue
>he grabs my neck and throws me to the floor
>I walk off crying and everyone is laughing at me
GRIMMMMMM i still want to die thinking about it
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>>18168502
Damn dude, that sounds rough. I take solace in the fact that the bar was empty when I blasted puke out. This sounds like a good excuse for you to get /fit/ and become huge as fuck.
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>>18168496
If this is the worst drunk story you have you're doing fine Mr. Smalltime.
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bf has very high sex drive and masturbates often. he knows it doesn't bother me and he also jacks off/watches porn when i'm in the room.
yesterday i fell asleep before he came to bed.
he was horny so he watched some porn on his phone and masturbated next to me.
at one point, i kind of woke up.
thought about joining in, but he was about to finish and i was still very tired so i decided against it.
kinda observed him because watching him jack off gets me horny.
after he came, he was just relaxing for a while.
then he did something very strange.
he did pic related gesture and sighted (one could only interper his body language as "what have i done").
after that, he started to clear his browser history and delete some messages.
i didn't intend to spy on him... i just saw it because he didn't realize i was awake.
now my mind kinda runs wild.
he usually never clears his porn history because i don't snoop around and because there's no reason to. i know he watches porn and i know what he watches. he also knows that idgaf if he watches weird porn.
now i'm thinking he did something else he feels like he needs to eliminate all traces and that worries the shit out of me.
what do i do?
telling him, hey, after i creeped on you masturbating yesterday, i saw you deleted some stuff from your phone. what was that?
seems like this won't lead to anything good... and better ideas /adv/? am i just paranoid af?
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what could it be tho?
maybe fb pics of your best friend?
maybe your mum?
or maybe Mrs. Jones dog?
if you ask him what was that about i'm sure he will say the truth tho.
either way, I say dump him.
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Have you tried putting yourself in his place? Maybe he does want to fuck you more, but ends up jacking off because you show zero interest. This is how it probably went for him:
>Yesterday I was horny as fuck. Gf was dead on arrival to bed, so I decided to jerk off. She briefly woke up and watched, but quickly went back to sleep. One could only iterpret her body language as "I don't give a single fuck"
Nobody is obliged to be horny 24/7, but just turning around and going back to sleep is really inconsiderate and he must be really upset with it.
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>>18168419
>delete some messages.
This is sketchy.
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how can i stop getting annoyed af about clumsy people?
it disgusts me that they have so little controle over their bodies. it triggers me that they don't think ahead and don't try to find the best way of doing something and instead injure themselfes over and over again. i want to slap them and gas them. i never want them to procreate.
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tell us what happened
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>>18168392
it's not just one thing. but the most recent one is a co-worker who always rips his fingers when getting a piece of scotch tape. he wouldn't once take the time to think the process trough. no, he just keeps janking it down in a brutish way in the wrong angle and ends up hurting himself EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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>>18168365
Control*
Talk about clumsy...
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Did I miss the G spot all this time? 2017-03-28 03:48:56 Post No.18168342
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Did I miss the G spot all this time?
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I'm with my gf for nearly a decade now, and I've always stimulated her g-spot thinking it was a small lump that felt like an index finger pad right in the entrance. All the reactions were what we expected and she even squirted in a few ocasions.
But recently I tried going in deeper and putting pressure in the softer area between that lump at the entrance and the cervix, and holy shit, now the reactions are much closer to what you see in porn. Both spots feel awesome, but now we both think we were poking the wrong spot all this time.
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There is also something known as the "A" spot farther in, you prolly found that. For some reason when I finger girls, they always go crazy when I rub their cervix. Strange beings y'all are
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>>18168342
Clit, you fucking moron.
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>>18168359
Yeah it crossed my mind that it could be it too
>>18168362
No shit sherlock. I feel bad for you if you think that's all there is to pussy.
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If I fuck a girl that I'm infatuated with does that make the crush go away or does it make it worse.
I've been hanging out with a girl for a while that I wouldn't want to turn into GF status as we would be fucking awful for each other, but im starting to get a crush on her which I really don't want. She's apparently okay with a FWB thing, it's just on me if I want to or not.
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Yeah if you fuck her your infatuated feelings are going to multiply by like a billion fold. Then you'll be in so deep that it'll be agonizing as fuck to break it off with her. That emotional pain is not worth a quick fuck with her
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>>18168396
Fugg
Do I just have to to wait this out and hang out with her less?
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You've got to absolutely SEXUALLY DESTROY HER anon holy shit haha!!!
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I'm waiting for approval to get pic related because nothing else works for me.
Redpill me on accutane. When does it start working? Is it really going to make me kms?
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>>18168011
After a few months.
I was on accutane in my teenagers. Helped a lot.
But I stopped going to derm, and the acne returns.
Moral of the story: eat more vegs.
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>>18168011
I'm tempted to tell you to stuff it because you asked us to "redpill" you on a fucking medication, but ... fine.
Typing up a big old post, stick around.
Sorry for freaking out at you, I just hate slang that makes me think I'm on /pol/.
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It works. It really works. Affects everybody a little bit differently, and you will almost certainly experience negative side effects, but they will not be that bad.
Accutane is basically a very high concentration of a vitamin A derivative (retinoids) that you take in pill form. A toxic dose, actually, but not seriously toxic -- it's not gonna hurt you badly. It disproportionately affects the sebaceous glands, reducing the amount of oil they produce. At its heart acne is just a bacterial infection; poor hygiene etc only "causes" it in that clogged pores lead to oil buildups that provide great environments for bacteria to grow. By shocking the sebaceous glands with a toxic dose of this particular retinoid, the drug shrinks them (it doesn't kill them or anything, they just get smaller), reducing the amount of bacteria-friendly oil they produce permanently.
Altho the drug disproportionately affects these glands, it does affect the rest of your body. The organs, skin cells and hair follicles, and so on. That's why you get side effects. Side effects you reasonably can expect: some tiredness, light sensitivity, mild hair loss (99% chance nothing noticeable, and it will all grow back -- this isn't chemo. I only mention it so you don't freak out if you see more hair than usual clogging up the drain.) Maybe achey joints. Not all of those side effects, probably just one or two, and they are really not that bad. Honestly I barely noticed them. You are going to be given regular blood tests and questionnaires and you will be taken off the drug if the side effects get bad, which they won't. It's not a scary drug.
The only scary side effect is the birth defects, which is why, even if you are a dude, you are going to have to sign forms constantly promising that you won't be getting pregnant.
Accutane is by and large a safe drug.
more coming
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Becoming more aesthetic 2017-03-28 06:58:06 Post No.18167650
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How do I get a hairless torso like this guy?
Is it laser hair removal or just regular shaving? Also, is it gay if a non model does this?
Ive got the lifting part covered. Still considering steroids though.
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It's called waxing. If you think that's gay, it's because he is.
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>>18167657
>waxing
Do you have to do it often? Isnt laser removal much more convenient?
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>>18167663
>being this insecure
learn to love yourself. i wish i had facial hair
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I'd really like to go to my senior prom
But I don't really know anybody at mt school and I'm a 4chan faggot who keeps to himself. That being said I just got done losing 20 pounds so I think I look really good.
Is there any way for someone of my ineptitude to get a date
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>>18167166
i never went to prom, dont regret it. why do you want to go if you dont know anyone?
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I'm so glad we don't have prom here (I actually thought it was just a TV thing). What a way to put unnecessary pressure on people
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>>18167194
Why does anyone want to do anything? I've spent more than enough nights at home
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My gf masturbates EVERY night. It's not like I'm getting cucked by her hand cause we don't live together but what does this mean or say about her.
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>>18166938
How often do YOU masturbate?
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That she likes the feeling of an orgasm and has a lot of sexual energy??? Really there isn't much to look into, its just masturbation.
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Maybe you aren't pleasing (giving her an orgasm)?
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Dating as a black guy 2017-03-27 10:34:50 Post No.18166515
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How do I date as a black guy? Am I considered ugly? I don't get much attention from women.
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