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You literally just dive in. It's a fuckin hooker my dude. Don't worry about what happens.

If you're a virgin, let her know. Their jobs are to make you feel good, so they are really understanding and care about giving you a good time. If she's not making you comfortable after you say that, just pick another.

Bout behavior, from my mild experience with strippers and from talking to hookers, just talk to her as you would to any other girl. Treat them as the human beings they are. I got dozens of free lap fances from strippers just for being polite and looking them in the eyes when talking and not ito their tits.

And don't feel pressured to initiate things, just let her do her job.

Lick her pussy.

>>18171389
>barista
Her job is to keep customers happy and she cant do that by rejecting and making scene with you.

I bet she did that on purpouse to avoid trouble. Maybe she gets hitted on daily by dudes.

But only way to be sure is to try again.

>>18171389
she gave a fake number to you to not hurt your feelings. don't ask again.

Steer clear. Don't ask again

>>18171357

Women don't typically let a guy friend touch them beyond a hug unless shes willing to get physical in some way

>>18171366

Gonna disagree with this.

Some girls are naturally tactile and hug friends etc. without it meaning anything other than friendship. You can try to escalate by including more casual touching, but stop immediately if she pulls away or acts otherwise weird about it. Sniffing people sounds weird as fuck, though, don't do it.

>>18171366
Thanks bud.

>>18171373
>Casual touching
I've touched/grabbed her thighs, hips, neck, face, chin, stomach, don't remember what else for whatever reason, I think most of these times I was just joking around with her or I wanted to feel her gym gains. I smacked her ass once and she just smacked my ass really hard back.

>Don't sniff
I know m8, I'd never do that to a random girl.

Not for frogposters. Become an hero

>>18171319
For most guys it gets better. As long as you have a job and keep in reasonable shape, it's way easier to pick up a girl at 32 than 22. Plus you can afford motorcycles.

>>18172237
Maybe for sex (and even then, plenty of guys already look less good just face-wise in their thirties than in their twenties), but not for relationships. At least not if you want girls in their early twenties or younger.

But OP, the good news is that while we are culturally obsessed with youth, older people actually report the biggest satisfaction with life. Youth means freedom and being healthy and supple, but also dealing with insecurities, growing pains and feeling like you miss out (almost universal).

>>18171310

You're probably pregnant.

>>18171310
Do you have stomach pains after eating or dark poo poo? Could be an ulcer

>>18171310
>feeling bad for more than 2 days
>not going to doctor
Do you wanna die OP?

You start dating them.

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>>18171258
Everytime you're in the same room, visualize them taking a super uncomfortable hot diarrhea. Really try to imagine the faces and amount of sweat you'd think they'd have.

>>18171276
Fpbp.
Anyway you have to think about this person as a burden if you really want to kill those feelings.

please respond

>>18171248
Well I bet they already managed to clear the remains of corpse so you can go back to your flat?

Or are you telling me you are one of thouse people who feels bad on places where murders and such happened?

>>18171300
It just feels strange sleeping, eating etc in a place where someone just killed themselves. I feel like the right thing to do is to find another place to live.

>>18171177
Go to a doc.
You have insurance, right?

>>18171177
Eye twitching is caused by aany of the below:

1. Stress
2. Tiredness
3. Vitamin deficiency

The corner of your eyes spasm and that's basically your body trying to tell you sometyhing is not right.

>stress
Worried or anxious about something you have to do or have been doing? Constantly dreading or unhappy about something?

>Tiredness
Quit caffine immediately, bin the energy drinks. Reduce computer time by half. Sleep earlier and longer. 9pm bed time? Make it happen.

>Vitamin deficiency
Have a good look at your diet. Too many meats, salt and processed foods as your staple are very bad. Spend two weeks eating vegetables, oily fish and fruit. For drink stick to water and watch your body respond in kind.

Other than thise 3, also try and be a bit more physically active as sometimes blood pressure can be at play here.

same thing happened to me for months. i thought this "its caffeine, its lack of sleep, lack of vitamins" was bullshit, but i guess it wasnt as i started sleeping more, less coffee and take supplements and eat better, and i haven't had it for ages

Dude.. you need to chill out a bit, I understand this is hard, but don't play their game if that's what this is, they want you to feel like this

Most likely NOT tho, I think you're over-thinking this and you should just let it go and move on, why don't you try to fuck this girl man?

>>18171180
> why don't you try to fuck this girl man?
Why should I?

>>18171145
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>>18171136

No. There are bacteria, mold and fungi that will attack and spoil it. Any tech you use will just slow the inevitable. Try doing something productive with your life.

>>18171143
Yes, I know that. Also that second statement is not true.

But I'm not asking if it will last forever. I'm asking people who store and keep these things regularly if I've used enough 'tech' to 'slow the process' for a year specifically.

No need to trigger yourself.

>>18171147
>Also that second statement is not true.
everything decays you shithead weedster. You just postpone it by stashing shit away. Doesn't mean it'll last for all eternity.

>>18171134

In uni, yes, it is important. Why would anyone take what you say seriously if you can't even express yourself correctly? Especially if you're doing research or projects or other such things that will most likely be peer reviewed, it's important. If you express yourself like a 12-year-old, your academic work will be treated like that of a 12-year-old.

>>18171134
>Is it that important?

It depends on the project and subject area. The grading guidelines and your professor are better people to ask.

Yes, usually at college level, it is important. If you are that terrible at it tell him "I don't think I'll be able to change my punctuation within the time this project is over, do you mind helping me correct it?" Or, just ask someone else to proofread, like your school's academic success program.

If he's your fellow student, then he sounds like a fucking autist sperging out so much to you. However, yes, many people neglect punctuation these days, and the proper use of it makes your writing so much more elegant and precise.

>>18171098
I can imagine if a girl asks you to give her your number she might
>just want your number
>just want your dick
>just want you to date her and possibly more
>is scheaming some master plan you cant discover anyway
So you are either super handsome fuck boy, super rich or just lucky?

Either way, pick the most promising girl and chat her up. Ask her on a dinner / cinema / park walk whatever. Chances that she will try to date you are high.

And dont forget to get condoms before you go. Nobody wants to be teen and pregnant. Or stay cool and ignore all qties. They should give up on you after some time.

>>18171109
>I can imagine if a girl asks you to give her your number
They don't ask, they imply. And they get mad if I don't move it along. I'm not -that- hot. It could just be games but they keep coming back and still act attracted. Alot of them mention boyfriends. I swear it's not a boyfriend bomb though and more like a just want to cheat thing. But then again, I could be being autistic.

Sorry I left that out. Ascertaining from Facebook, some of them that mention boyfriends really don't have boyfriends, or don't care enough to have a picture of him on their page. I don't want to be a scumbag not do I want to be played. I'm wondering if anyone else gets this.

>>18171124
Also to add, I'm not hitting on them at all when they mention the boyfriend. They just do a figurative song and dance to get my attention.

By stopping been so self centered, the world isn't yours to moan at after all. After reading mine, you should consider spending less time on the internet if you don't have the mental fortitude to handle it all.

Try to look at all the good things the internet gave us, like piracy for example. Sure, the internet has turned the world into jerks and idiots who get validated by others alike but there must be good stuff to make up for it, right?
I understand your feeling of despair though, it's scary how people that used to be contained into their block or their town now speak up their nonsense to the world and that they get people who agree with them openly to make them think they are on the right track.

One thing to consider is that the type of people who run to the internet instead of engaging in real life are fucked up and lonely and want to put everyone else on their level to justify their loneliness. The most intelligent person i ever know fucked himself over by being addicted to 4chan. Hes 27, jobless, stockholm syndrome as fuck, and im sure he fucks his dog

I'd assume the group is violent because of the black color but Idk what to make out of the bird. It usually would represent peace although in this case the wings aren't open. So some sort of fight for peace idea.
Definitely violence though. Al Qaeda and ISIS flags are black.

Instantly: Authoritarian

Secondary: Socialist and Anti-War

As a whole it definitely evokes a revolutionary/fringe atmosphere and as >>18171088 said it appears violent in some way or another, I see more fascist political violence than outright insurgency thigh.

Some sort of esoteric pseudointellectual group of faggots

Just drop it. Everyone dies. Your mother won't become immortal if she quits smoking.

My father stopped smoking 20 years ago and was recently diagnosed with lung cancer. We are all going to die. As >>18171016 says, don't bother.

>everyone dies
Sure. But do you at least value longetivity?