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How do you sneak into a bar?
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>>18173215

back door, or with a friends ID, you'd be surprised how different your ID can look from you, especially if you use a military ID. hell if oyu get a military ID you dont even have to be legal, most bouncers will let you in. a lot of them are ex military and will respect you enough (even if your ID is clearly a dependent) and even the ones who arent military will still let you in. I dont think I've ever been turned down with my military ID.

but yeah, either get someone to let you in through the back, or just use a friends ID or use a fake ID. worst case scenario, slip him a 20 but that can backfire
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>>18173217
I have a military ID, are you sure the bouncer will skip past the age?
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>>18173225

assuming you're american, and you are at least 18 years old, pretty sure. i can't be certain, i mean I'm not a frequent bar hopper myself. it would be impossible to say for sure, but the only way to find out is to try.

in many cases where they ARENT military i think its just that they dont know where the date of birth actually is, so thy just do a quick scan and go for it. works graet if theres a long line behind you.

if they call you out on it you have the perfect excuse too.
>oh shit, i just got back from guam, forgot you have to be 21 here.

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Been in a series of monogamous relationships since 7 years ago, longest one being 5.5 years. After that I went on a tinder spree and met my most recent SO. We've taken a break and I realized that I just don't know how to just exist by myself outside of a couple.

While I was single at least I was fucking lots of people, but while I'm on this break I don't even have that much. I'm just alone. Even though they suggested it, I'm not comfortable seeing other people while on this break. It feels like cheating and the thought of us 'being together' but fucking other people makes me nauseous. Dammit, adv I don't know what to do.

I need to become okay just by myself. How do I do that?
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>>18173204

by turning this break into a break up. breaks are bullshit, specifically breaks where you're allowed to fuck. what shes basically saying is 'hey, i want to go fuck other people, but you can still buy me dinner when im satiated'. its literal cuckery.

>i need to become okay just by myself.
>how do i do that?

be single. explore being on your own, and throw in a little male bonding when you get lonely. people don't realize just how great friendship and self love can be because they're too busy chasing high's with girls.
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>>18173212
I'm the she, he's the he.

So, uh, I'm not into chasing anyone. I just want to be with him, have fun, fuck, etc.. He's a great guy but he's in law school and on the review board, so he's busy. He had to make a choice and decided that he want to take a break until summer. I don't know if I will go absolutely insane with no sex or emotional/physical intimacy until then. This is because, I'm guessing, I'm not comfortable enough just being by myself.
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>>18173220

same advice but instead of bro time, sis time

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Can autism develop or worsen over time?

I've become increasingly more spergy over the last couple years.

What would cause this?
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>>18173164

no, you are just growing up, not reacting well to shifting social changes and now trying to blame it on a mental illness so you dont have to worry about it anymore.
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>>18173164
>Can autism develop or worsen over time?
No, but social anxiety can if you're not conditioning yourself to interact with people. You'll become more awkward and distant with people.
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>>18173167

The thing is I've been socializing a lot more than I have in years.

But I feel like I'm acting spergy, like I have this weird stare, or like I'm saying things strange or not like other people.

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Self-harmed for the first time today. Went to hospital and they patched my wound up, but any advice from more experienced people about how to make sure the scars fade as much as possible?
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>>18173158

1) Don't do it again.
2) Use something like Neosporin. Nothing will make it go away completely but this does help.
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Mix eggs, natural aloe gel, and cows milk (equal parts) into a blender. Get that liquid and dunk a towel into it, rest the towel on it until it begins to dry up, dunk the towel again, repeat this process for two or three weeks.
This works best on open wounds, but keep trying it anyway.
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>>18173178
Make sure also to fold the towel two or three times to really let the liquid soak in as it is in a resting position.

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Alright let me start this off slow. I work at Dollar General. Recently was promoted to keyholder, I have no problem with my management in my store.

Lady comes in today, buys 2$ worth of stuff and then asks "Why does your sign say no cashback? Does your system not work at the moment?" I explain that we only get so much cash as a starting till, and people getting cashback and make our drawers low. I point out that there's an ATM across the street jokingly. She takes her things and leaves. THEN we get a call from our store manager, who says the district manager was pissed about the sign that said no cashback AND my attitude. Turns out the woman was another store manager, who constantly calls and complains about our store to the district manager because she is a brownnoser, and our district manager always plays favorites about this shit.

What's the best way to get rid of this issue. Go to corporate? File a complaint? I am at a loss.
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Bump because i need advice
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>What's the best way to get rid of this issue.

Kill her.
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Atleast you have a job

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i forgot to take them out for like a month and now they're super gross.
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>>18173097
Vinegar soak
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>>18173100
okay cool. will apple cider vinegar work?
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>>18173097
Soak in soapy water. Brush with an old toothbrush.

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This has been a long time thing but recently it's started getting worse.
Whenever I'm by myself I start talking to myself, feeding myself these delusions or fantasizing about certain things. What it would be like being in a different scenario than what I already am, or thinking of a full life with someone that I know, like with kids and stuff, growing old, having conversations with that person, ect ect.
Or it would be some grimdark thing, wishing that I would have appendages burst from my spine which my body then strangely reacts to from the thought, sharp edges on my fingers I could scrape across things, thoughts of what it would be like robbing another of their life, or attempting to graft knives or other objects onto myself and if I could possibly do it.
Everyday simple tasks feel like an extreme struggle, unless I'm listening to music and drowning out my surroundings I can't do them properly. I lose all energy on the spot and want to recede to my bedroom where I can do these things in private.
This has been happening for years, it started during my mid teenager years and has progressed more severely as I got older.
I don't know what's going on, but it's also started to induce severe nightmares every now and again, those nightmares where you would be scared to go back to sleep, jolting straight up in sweat and absolutely terrified of the final moments of it.
What exactly do I do about these thoughts? Every day I feel like they go deeper into whatever I imagine, and end up taking comfort in it.
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>>18173091
Aside from the grimdark thing I can relate
I don't really know the answer tho except maybe focus on small positive things
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>>18173091
I will say the sleep issues suck, I either have insomnia or terrible dreams. Really messed up my sleeping patterns and as a result makes functioning in life more difficult.
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>>18173091
You need to call on the name of Jesus Christ.
You are being tormented by wicked spirits. Yep, I really mean that. Many people have been through what you are going through, and they also suffer sleep paralysis. Becoming a baptist Christian, believing on Jesus Christ is what changed everything for me when I was depressed. Pray to Jesus for help. If you are scared, pray to Jesus. What have you got to lose? Pray to Jesus and ask him for help/deliverance/protection from evil!

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I am seeing a woman who I think is nice and pretty cool but I really don't want to be seen with her in public or have people get the wrong idea I guess.

She is a bit chubby but the good kind of chubby I guess and she isn't a pain to be around or annoying. She does have a bit of alternative look for a hispanic woman. Has a face tattoo of sorts. It like leads up from her neck and up the side of her face. I think its nice looking but its one of those things that I like but others would think is retarded for sure.

Also, my friends are fucking ruthless. They don't know I date her but one my of friends tore into her when I was looking at her facebook one time. First thing he says is "Wow, who's the whale? I bet she has like 5 kids already with that ass. That tatt is hilarious too!"

Thats when I started feeling a bit weirded out about bringing her around my friends or in public with me.

Am I a bastard for feeling this way? I just don't want people to think weird shit about she or I.

FUCK!

Why is it that the girls I like are usually this way? I love hispanic girls. I love "chubbier" women(not obese) and I like tattoos. Fuck. I just don't want to be a laughing stock. I would never hear the end of it from friends.
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Youre just a cunt who worries about what others probably arent thinking.

Key part of that was youre just a cunt.

Grow up
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>>18173071

I am 26. I feel grown up but worrying about what others think is problematic yes.. but how can you not? Have you ever been a laughing stock? Its not very fun. I just prefer people seeing right through me. If I bring this girl around my friends. They will tear her apart behind her back and I will be a joke for endless times to come.
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>>18173063
< fat women
I would totally judge you. I call deranged women that come here fat ugly whores all the time.

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I just sent this to a friend / ex who started ghosting me recently:


Hey, if i did something to upset you, I am sorry. I'm a little perplexed as to what i did, but i do hope you being cold towards me is indicative of you being mad at me rather than you going through a rough time again, if it's between those two options.


I will always consider you a friend and if you need anything, don't hesitate to contact me. You don't need to worry about me not answering or being mad at you; I will be here to listen or to help. I do hope you're doing ok. It feels weird to never have any idea how you're doing anymore, but i guess that's how it goes.


I'm going to move forward assuming you don't want to hear from me anymore.
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I know that feel, I am in the same position as you anon and thought about doing the same.
Sorry that I can't help. Good luck though.
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This person is your ex and it just goes to show that being friendly with exes is not a good idea, very few exceptions, for one of you (probably you more often than not) is going to get feelings again. You will forget about your exes entirely when you find a new person, focus on that.
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>>18173047
We were friends before being a couple and i kind of figured he'd be in my life forever. I'm not really sure why he's doing this.

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Hi guys. My puppy keeps on getting food stuck to the roof of her mouth and ends up chewing endlessly with a big wad of food glued to the top of her mouth. I've tried soft puppy food, kibble and chopped up chicken breast, it all ends the same way. One hour of smacking her mouth trying to get the food in with a big mess all over.

Any advice on how I can stop this from happening? Is this common in puppies or is she genetically defective?

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Do you have toys for the pup, maybe that would help her dislodge the food.
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>>18173053
The problem is it delays meal times and I want her to finish her food quickly

I took time off work to nurse her but when I go back I won't have much time to monitor her
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I have heard of a genetic problem related to roof of mouth for dogs. They can have clefts. Has a vet looked at it? I don't know much about doggies.

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Is it considered shoplifting if you just throw money on the counter and leave while there's a long line at the gas station?
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>>18173020

Yes, because the clerk doesn't know what you bought, isn't going to be able to ring you up for what was taken, and can't put the money in the register for what was taken on the shift. He may as well put that money in his pocket because his register is going to show up as over if he puts it in the drawer.
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>>18173020

morally? no. legally? yes. id only recommend doing this in the most dire of cases, not anytime you're just annoyed and gonna be late for work.

ive done this twice in my life, though not in a gas station example.

in one instance we were served ice cream, then waited in line (at rite aid) and no one was there for 5 minutes so i just threw down some money and left.

the second time was at the place where i host lectures, they have a sort of 'snack bar' type deal, but no one mans it until 12. meanwhile there are delicious lemon baked cookies there for 3 dollars a pack.

my boss and I were hungry so we put down three bucks and just took the cookies and went. some guy came over and yelled at us that we cant take that we said 'we left money' and just kept on walking.
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>>18173020
Who cares? You have done the thing you are morally required to do. If they didn't want customers to do it, they should hire somebody to take care of the line issue.

You're a better man than many for even leaving money at all.

Is there a fast way to get rid of body acne?
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Go to a dermatologist they know what's up
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>>18173002

first off, it might not be acne. if its just kinda small, and semeingly long term and not like your face acne, chacnes are its not acne. there are other skin conditions that cause bumps. acne is caused by too much oil, whereas some bumps are caused by the opposite problem, too much dryness. best to tal kto a dermatologist.

>desitin

if it is real acne, then desitin can make it peel off fast. desitin is a cream used to treat diaper rash, and as such is can be used on acne. i used to use it on my face, and it would sit for an hour then id wipe my acne right off.

after that tretinoin cream (prescription, but you can find online i think) will dry out your skin and make acne fall over.

a GOOD moisturizer will keep you moist and stop you from getting too dry. dont go for the 7 dollar bottle. go for the smaller one thats 20 bucks. you'll save some cuz you apply it less. i got mine in like... mine still lasts 6 months and is only 1.7fl oz

then just use a regular salicylic acid face wash (i use the grapefruit kind) in the shower.

all that being said, i find accutane is a simpler long term solution.

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Isotretonoin has some shitty side effects like really dry skin, bloodshot eyes, and some cases of low dopamine levels and suicidal tendencies. However on the bright side, it got rid of my acne c:

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its been a year
i still havent gotten over her
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>>18173000
I understand that feeling. Do you miss her or the thought of being with someone? I miss my ex sometimes, but I know she's a cunt and I don't like her.
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>>18173157
i think i miss her
ive been talking to a couple other girls recently
and it hasnt really helped me get over her
the connection i have with those other girls just wasnt the same

the girl im still not over has a lot of flaws
i know that
but the heart is illogical and wont listen to reason
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>>18173000

start by not posting pictures of her.

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Hey adv,
I never know what about to talk with girls if there is no situation that creates a topic/opener.
It's easier to find a topic twitch men though.

Could you give me some hints please?
Talk about series? I'm not that into series, watched game of thrones, band of. Brothers and Fargo (movies and series).

Thanks adv
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>>18172978
>I never know what about to talk with girls if there is no situation that creates a topic/opener.


>Hi anonette, how was your day?
>Oh! Hi Anon! :D It was good!
>What did you do?
>Oh I had a rough day at work.
>Why?
>Well Terry was hogging the copy machine as usual.
>Fuckin Terry
>lol Anon you're so funny. Do you want to get some sandwiches at the cafe?
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How about, fuck idk, whatever she may be interested, not as a woman but as an individual? We're not monolithic you know. We like different things
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>>18172991
>>how was your day?

Fuck that's brilliant. Must be nice to be a normie, thanks anon.

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Is it a bad idea to tell a girl she makes you nervous?

I'm always fucking terrified when i meet up with girls for a date, especially if they're from tinder and it's my first time seeing them. I have a general social anxiety problem that isn't limited to girls, i'm just nervous talking to anyone i don't know, but i try. 4chan seems to suggest that showing any such signs of weakness will instantly dry up a pussy worse than the Mojave desert.

>work on building your confidence

The thing is, i really can't. I've gone out with girl after girl after girl over the past year and a half or so, and all the putting myself out there hasn't helped one bit, it's still the same old story. And it makes me super awkward to meet for the first time.

My female friend told me to just tell a girl that she's making me nervous, that it would be cute and take a load of pressure off her, since she's probably nervous too.

What do you think, /adv/? Would it KILL my chances if i layed my cards down on the table and be honest, rather than trying to fake being confident, failing, and coming off as a huge sperg?
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Not at all. Tell her, she'll probably feel more comfortable around you because you would be being so real. It's totally flattering.
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>>18172983

Sounds good. I should have done that when a crush i had once came over to watch movies. I actually was pretty confident with her on the first date, because she was really talkative and warm towards me. Second date she came over, i had spent the entire day cleaning every nook and cranny of the house to make everything perfect, but when she got there i was a fucking nervous wreck, and REALLY put her off. Maybe if i had just admitted it we could have laughed it off and it would have been smooth sailing from there.

Anyways, i failed speech class 4 times, that's how severe my anxiety is.
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>>18172976
I've told a girl she makes me nervous as fuck before she smiled and blushed a bit and the we went back to normal conversation, really just depends on how you go about it. For me it was in passing while we were hanging out, I had a gf so couldbt really push it forward.

I've also always been very blunt about people

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