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>>18178395
Just enjoy your stupidity.

https://www.khanacademy.org/

>>18178395
Find your self-worth in something other than your academics.

>>18178383
Bump CMON I want something.

>>18178383
Probably because you're physically inactive, have low testosterone, sleep apnea, are numb to stimuli because of over stimulation, etc...

When's the last time you went for a run? Pursued an interest? Immersed yourself in other people's lives and vise versa?

>>18178469
The last time was probably November 1st when I Bulged a disc and quit lifting. I haven't been the same since.

>>18178366
Kek
Dude, don't be so pathetic.

If you ever buy a sex doll for real, your shame will prevent you to have sex with a real woman forever, so I will think twice before going down this path

>>18178366
>Seems too difficult

So in other words, you're trying to justify the fact that you are either

A) too much of a pussy to get out there

or

B) Cant actually get laid because you're weird as fuck (obviously you are, if you are contemplating buying a sex doll)

Stop lying to yourself

>>18178365
Just put up with it until the period's over? I dunno.
Why is it that you don't like her? Is she just not attractive to you, or is it because she's a "good girl?"

>>18178397
>Why is it that you don't like her? Is she just not attractive to you, or is it because she's a "good girl?"

Both, actually. She's painfully average-looking. Maybe the guys on here with yellow fever would love to be with her, but not me. She's also pretty boring. It's not that I want a party girl girlfriend, but there's a difference between having fun once in a while and not doing it at all, ever. Furthermore, I'm too much of a piece of shit to be dating her. I do drugs, drink, party, etc. Not a lot, but probably enough for our lifestyles to be incompatible.

The only good part about the whole "only guys ask girls out, not the other way around" thing is situations like this. She probably won't make a move, so just keep doing what you're doing until the class ends?

Dude, just go down on her. It's not that hard.

Do better. Start working out. For yourself. After you get in good shape you will have the physical ability to smash the puss with the image to back it up. If all else fails, get to the point of being honest and ask the whore her likes/dislikes. Every girl will not be the same. Just be prepared for the answer

>>18178319
Look dude, I'm a girl who's quite small and tight, and getting "smashed" feels shit. Like, really shit. Girls pretend sometimes (hell, I pretend about sex all the time) but to me, being roughly fucked is actually one of the worst feelings in the world.

Who initiated the break up

>>18178309
I started the discussion but she called it quits.

>>18178312
Well, why? Give some deets in exchange for relevant advice

We'll need to know more about her personality in order to give better advice. Answer these:

How insecure is she?
Have you brought up her weight before/how has she reacted?
Have you witnessed her being catty to other, skinnier women?
How malleable is she? (how easily can you persuade her to change her mind)
What does she eat on a day-to-day basis?
What does she say she eats on a day-to-day basis?

>>18178328
>How insecure is she?
Shes a girl so average for a woman I guess. What kind of answer are you looking for here.
>Have you brought up her weight before/how has she reacted?
Haven't brought it up. don't know how.
>Have you witnessed her being catty to other, skinnier women?
Not catty. She has skinny friends
>How malleable is she? (how easily can you persuade her to change her mind)
Really depends on the topic at hand. I guess you can say not really. We just usually agree on stuff. The things we don't I don't usually push because they come up so little.
>What does she eat on a day-to-day basis?
Burgerland food. Theres a couple of spots by her job she grabs food from on her break.
>What does she say she eats on a day-to-day basis?
Some burgers I guess. Not really a topic. We don't live together full time yet.

>>18178280
Before saying anything to her you should look in a mirror. Do you have a perfect body and good hygene?

We're all alone here
The magic window in front of us connects us to the overmind

>>18178253
Woah dude

>>18178250

I'm here bro lets talk

>>18178206
>I told them bluntly that violent fucks are born with the genetic impulse to kill, rape, and steal.
Wouldn't this imply that everyone within a few generations of your family including yourself is a murderer, rapist or thief?

>>18178206

>I told them bluntly that violent fucks are born with the genetic impulse to kill, rape, and steal. This made everyone blow up at me.

stop browsing /pol/

>armed robbery
Not sure why you're in contact with any of your family if they're standing by him

Also you share genes with him, you know.

>>18178061
Was in the same boat
Still am, for the most part

You never know
Some people do, apparently, but I've never experienced

I'm in my late 20s and I'm trying to join the military so I can get some fucking measured increase in accomplishments

Some people just feel shit

Let me know when you find out, OP. I'm in the same boat.

My therapist claims she's trying to help me find my passion, but I've made no progress so far.

>>18178073
Yeah fuck her
I went to one in my late teens
Helped for some bit but didn't help over all

Look, just find something you can tolerate
And do that

Dreams are for faggots.
Find a career you can tolerate
Once you have money and steady replenishment of that money, then go find what you want to do all the time

I'll bite. Who did you kill?

>>18178062
some anonymous guy who didn't give me advice over the internet

Be honest on your resume and put the people you worked for gardening on there with phone numbers so they can call and ask if you're a hard worker or not. Tell them you are willing to do whatever it is you have to do to learn the skills required for the job and you will work hard for them, to give you a try for a week or two to show them you can do the job.

>>18177908

even with condoms, you are only 40% safe.

if you are willing to date someone who has genital herpes, you should be willing to catch it, as if the relationship is long term, it is an eventuality.

>>18177911
Aside from the first few weeks there isnt really nothing to worry about,right? She's a lovely person so i'm willing to look past that, but if i do catch it i just wanna make sure it isnt anything major

>>18177926

>aside from the first few weeks there isn't really nothign to worry about, right?

what are you talking about? you can catch it even when she has no symptoms at all, even the medications don't guarantee anything.

>>18177897

where are you talking to her

How are you in love with her if you can barely talk to her?

>>18177916

soul mates i think

I've done this a few times to people, and one of them was a close friend.

Did your friend do anything to you? Were you close? He might want an explanation, do you think he deserves one?

I won't say I wouldn't disappear again if I went back in time, because I'd at least do it for a while. But I urge you to reconsider if you think your friend is worth putting up with some psychological pain right now.

You can also talk to them and say you need some time to get your thoughts together before you start talking and hanging out with them again.

They didn't do anything to me. In fact, they gave me a couple compliments and it made me feel uneasy. I tried to let it slide but overtime I started to feel they were mocking me with them. That made me suspicious, which led to jealousy which lead me to cutting them off.

After a time I started to berate myself for thinking they liked or cared about me. That I was just a source of entertainment to them. In my mind I started to resent but in my heart I still loved.

>>18177915
Just make some excuse to them and give an apology or find new people. Otherwise, just continue down this path of self-isolation.

Tell them you're gay

>>18177822
The secret to live and the answer to most of the bullshit problems on /adv/ is:

>Not care about what others think of you or what they're standards are

>>18177822
Tell them you're pedophile and it would be illegal for you to have a gf to whomstd you're attracted to.